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Kayla Simmons is a Volleyball Whore of the Day

Taylor Swift Lack Sex Appeal as she Fucks a Chair of the Day

Jessica Nazarenus is the Instagram Of The Day

Demi Lovato is Still a They/Them/It/Thing to Me of the Day

Victoria Justice’s Repurposed Slutty Pics of the Day

2020

Jan

Padma Lakshmi Bikini of the Day

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Padma Lakshmi is someone who shows off her body off all the time, like we get it, you were in Slumdog Millionaire and you have tits.

Tits that took her from Slumdog Millionaire to Whore Billionaire because she got knocked up by a billionaire while dating another billionaire who died thinking her kid was his kid, only to reveal after the inheritance was lined up and that dude died off that it was in fact another billionaire’s kid…getting that kid double the billions…..

It’s a crazy story…of how masterful of a whore she is…her big titties in a bikini are just the tip of the iceberg in her level of whore.

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2020

Jan

Kaitlyn Dever Almost See Through of the Day

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Kaitlyn Dever is not Bella Thorne, but she’s another kid who was sold off to the entertainment industry. I just find she looks like Bella Thorne, but I have facial recognition blindness so all these people look the same.

She is known for being on Tim Allen’s Last Man Standing show and she was the lesbian who fingered an asshole in Booksmart – the Superbad Sequel starring Jonah Hill’s sister…which for the record I watched and can say with confidence that it was the absolute worse.

I do not find her hot, this is barely a see through, I’m just staying on top of the who’s who in the ever changing landscape that is Hollywood.

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2020

Jan

Ireland Baldwin Nipples of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is apparently 6 foot 6 and as it turns out…being 6 foot 6 doesn’t really compliment the one piece bathing suit. If anything it just looks weird, but that could just be the prison tattoos that look like shit and that ruined any potential she may have had to be that hot amazon woman she played on social media when she first got social media…you know before the trauma surfaced and the tattoos got scribbled on her like the bathroom stall she is….

I remember when that whole “Inked” thing made a comeback on social media a few years ago, all the slutty instagram girls were covered in shitty tattoos and guys found it hot….not me…I always felt it was a way to ruin yourself and I guess my opinion doesn’t matter, but more importantly, tattoos or not, I’m confident Ireland would have found other ways to ruin herself…you know entitled rich spoiled brat with daddy issues with plenty of resources to destroy herself far beyond any tattoos…you know DEEP rooted…

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2020

Jan

Elsa Hosk Bikini of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is in Tokyo doing her best impressions of sushi, whatever that means….or maybe she’s doing her best impression of some babe who must have come in contact with some radioactive material after a Nuclear plant melted down like it was Chernobyl, because she can’t be human

You see, I leave the house as rarely as possible, but when I do, I never encounter anything that remotely resembles this, so the only logical explanation is that she’s either a simulation, some A.I. computer rendered woman or that she’s a freak of nature who won at the freak of nature because her freak of nature is being hot rather than being some sort of flipper baby with no limbs…or whatever else constitutes a freak of nature….

What I am saying is – she looks good.

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2020

Jan

Chanel West Coast Trying her Best of the Day

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Chanel West Coast knows she looks like shit but here she is trying her best to be sexy in some lingerie. That room probably smelled like takeout leftovers you forgot to throw out 6 months ago. The radiating smell of last week’s kitchen garbage filling the room via her ass….you know in a “she doesn’t need a vagina scented candle” to Pot Purri up her life…she’s got a vagina scented vagina…that may be a feces scented vagina to do that without any of the risks of accidentally burning down the house….but that come with other risks I’m sure.

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2020

Jan

Bella Thorne Tits Out for Fight Night of the Day

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Apparently there was a big UFC fight this weekend, I don’t pay attention to any of that, because half naked dude on half naked dude wrestling doesn’t appeal to me, but I guess it appeals to Bella Thorne, because she brought her tits out…for what I assume is her sugar daddy….who after extensive research turns out to be some Scrapyard Millionaire from Upstate New York who is besties with Dan Bilzarian. Fascinating how social media provides me with so much information I have no fucking need or interest in.

I am only here for the Bella Thorne tits and even those aren’t anything inspiring..

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2020

Jan

Ariel Winter Butthole of the Day

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Ariel Winter was out in some pretty ridiculous shorts, you know the kind of shorts you must wonder why even bother wearing shorts, because we can practially see your butthole.

I realize that you can’t actually see Ariel Winter’s actual butthole in these pics, you know because I know what a butt hole looks like, and even though I think Ariel Winter looks like a giant butt hole, and not in a good way, I can still say these are BUTTHOLE shorts if I want to.

The only feedback I get on this site is when I say things like “see through shirt” or “nipples” when it’s not fully see through enough for you perverts…so I wanted to make it very clear that I know you can’t see a butthole in these shorts…you autistic assholes who don’t understand anything figurative.

The more time we spend on the computer the more we become robots…and the more weight Ariel Winter loses the smaller the shorts get, but not necessarily the more revealing because even though when she was at her fattest, she wore shorts that showed as much of her gross ass as this.

I am not against the trend of walking around with your ass out, I like to stare at ass. I just don’t like that fecal matter is everywhere because you dirty sluts want to live a life with your asses hanging out. Smearing your assholes on anything you sit on….giving unsuspecting assholes like me pinkeye. It’s pretty rude and apparently it is also pretty vulgar.

Here she is working out

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2020

Jan

Real Life Tarzan and Jane and Other Videos of the Day

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MMA fighter Takes Out CVS Shopper

Weirdo Drinking Ethanol

Helicopter Crashes with Truck

Parents Use Kid to Steal

Selfie Fail

Drunk on the Train

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Since it is Martin Luther King Day, you should commit to jerking off to some BBC porno, you know some big black cock destroying white girls who like hip hop, like Martin Luther King intended for the whole Civil Rights movement, it wasn’t having equality on the bus, or with public bathrooms, it was to have the ability to bang which chicks on video for married CUCKs to get off to.

What I am saying is that we as a society have really gone gutter.

This year, Martin Luther King day conveniently lands on BLUE MONDAY, the saddest day of the year, which I don’t believe is the saddest day of the year because every day is equally sad, sad like guys on reddit asking each other tips on how to get a big loads….you know dungeons and dragons shit….because society has really gone gutter.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning….while I reflect on all your perversions, while I dig for celebrity perv shit, since I run a perverted site, because I am part of the problem.

Dude Rips a Fart while Doing a Leg Press in the Gym
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Trucker Avoids Accident
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Frustrated Baby Elephant – I love Baby Elephants
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Michelle Obama’s Workout Playlist
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Paris Hilton Says She’s Been Playing a Character until Now
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A Very Disturbing Video…..
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Reporter Pranked by a Koala
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Banjo Playing Legend Steve Martin and Martin Short have a New Show Together
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2020

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am sure this is an observation of late night TV. Something that Jimmy Fallon turns into a dumb school yard game. Or James Corden does a song and dance about….but those instagram girls with their religious quotes as the top of their social media bios are ridiculous and not because I hate religion, even if I do, but because their whole instagram feed is about finding ways to get as close to showing their pussy as possible without getting their accounts deleted….but Phil 3:16 or Consanthirius 9:11 or John 6:66….while she does it…which I guess makes for my kind of religious experience since the asshole is the gateway to the soul….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Samantha Hoopes Mom Body in her SI SWIM shoot rockin’ the Fake Tits
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Tove Lo’s Bikini Porn Video – with GIFs so you Don’t have to Listen to her Garbage – I remember when music was music, and people sang, it wasn’t just a MEME catch phrase on repeat. Worst era of music…..but slutty video after you…..
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Hot Competitive Eater
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Naked in Nature with Bleached Eyebrows
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Eminem’s New Song about School Shooters….
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Demi Lovato Performing at the Super Bowl
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Flexible Faceless Model
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Karlie Kloss Wants You to Know she Voted Democrat
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Cardi B – Nip
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Slut with Pink Hair
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Naked Girl with Bleached Eyebrows
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Emimen’s new Video about Mass Shootings
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Some Nascar…
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Martha Stewart VS GOOP
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The People VS Stephen King’s Diversity
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Arm Wrestling GF Fail
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Lady VS Police on the Plane
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Storm VS Gym
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Getting Bit by a Giant Centipede
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Monkey React to Magic
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Nude Sun Tanning Girl
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Amber Heard – Nasty Side Tit
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Celebrity Nudity
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Sophia Bush – Cleavage
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Alyson Hannigan Old
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Amanda Peet Old
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Kelly Gale Catalog Bikini Pics
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Sidney Sweeney at an Event
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Vanessa Hudgens in Leggigns
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Bella Hadid in a Tube Top
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Eiza GOnzalez in Jeans…
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Halston Sage at an Event
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
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Selena Gomez is Gross
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Peyton Roi List Cleavage
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From stepSMUT!!

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Workout Tits at the Gym
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Hunter McGrady’s Fat Legs in a Bathing Suit
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Flashing Pussy on Road
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Sticks and BONES – SKINNY PORN
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Huge Rack
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Party Central
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Beach Spycam Titties
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People having a Shitty Day
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Worst Scenes of 2020
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Just Doing her Make-Up
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Shay Laren Big Tits
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How to Buy Porn with Gift Cards

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