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Kayla Simmons is a Volleyball Whore of the Day

Taylor Swift Lack Sex Appeal as she Fucks a Chair of the Day

Jessica Nazarenus is the Instagram Of The Day

Demi Lovato is Still a They/Them/It/Thing to Me of the Day

Victoria Justice’s Repurposed Slutty Pics of the Day

2020

Jan

Sarah Hyland Stomach Scars Flasher of the Day

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SCAR FETISH PORN…

FAILED KIDNEY PORN….

POSTING PANTY SELFIES CUZ YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF EXHIBITIONIST SLUT PORN…

Do you remember High School in the 80s (I do) when a girl would have a meltdown, like literally cry and never come back to school, if she happened to have her skirt blown up by the wind on lunch break, forcing everyone to see her ass in the biggest and thickest panties imaginable? I do…..I remember when girls in jeans would be HUMILIATED if you saw the top of their underwear over those jeans….I remember when even a bra strap peeking out of a shirt was enough to make a bitch shy….well those days are no more…

Even bitches on TV with millions of dollars are out here living like none of that matters….maybe because they are just trying to be like normal girls, maybe because they like the attention, maybe because they know they are dying so who gives a fuck….all scar empowered, new kidney empowered, maybe the ghost of the person they harvested her organs from is taking over her soul and making her do this….maybe it’s just the times we live in….maybe I say maybe too much.

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2020

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Tight Leggings of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens, the leaked nude selfie pioneer is on the prowl because her boyfriend, who is about to get super famous, thanks to being cast as Elvis, dumped her.

So like all bitched who just got dumped, she’s got her ass out in leggings to get some male attention to feed her ego.

The rumor is that she was dumped because he was done using her, his career started to take off, and some out with the old celebrity cunt who you know is fucking annoying, controlling, spoiled, an entitled tyrant. Who likely treated him as a houseboy, because she thought he was hot and felt he could service her needs….only to realize when he started making his own money that being a male prostitute wasn’t fulfilling enough for him. Not worth the headache. Maybe she got in the way of all the new pussy being thrown at him, or maybe he’s actually gay. I don’t know..it’s probably all a lie to get them both in the media and it worked…

I’m more into seeing HUDGENS old ass in leggings, cuz these leggings really hold asses together these way. Everyone focuses on technology on the computer, but we really should focus on technology in fabrics to make dumpy look solid.

As you know my only outings are to the Grocery store and I see 50 year old women with asses like this and I have conversations with those asses (in my head) like “it’s not halloween friend, I know you don’t actually look like this, but I’m glad you’re not showing your new self, you’re like a bitch you meet off the internet dating app wearing a BURKA so you can’t see her herpes outbreak, I’m onto you”….

Talking to random body parts has been some of the most important conversations in my life…

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Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2020

Jan

Kim Kardashian Bikini Monster of the Day

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To say that Kim Kardashian is a monster is basic, boring observation. To say she’s the worst is obvious and doesn’t change the fact that she turned her porno tape that she legally distributed through VIVID and that turned into a very good partnership between myself and VIVID that lasted a decade before VIVID was sold off to some trashy porn company, because I had the first LEAK on her sex tape, they weren’t happy I was giving it away for free, so instead we collaborated and made more with them on their Celeb Sex Tapes than with any other advertsier ever. All by releasing exclusive sex tape clips.

Yes, I made this about me…..

But the point is, no girl ever has released a sex tape, that landed her a TV show, that made her a celebrity, that allowed her to make her family also celebrities, that in turn got huge on Social Media while it was on the rise, and that now each of them are worth a Billion Dollars…making self produced sex tape a trend with everyone…pornification of society everywhere…mainstream girls who would have otherwise aspired to work at the gap during Summer Vacation were now shoving black dildos in themselves on webcam all to be like their idol…the influencer…the monetization expert…KIM K.

You gotta give her credit…

When seeing her staged paparazzi style bikini pics that are photoshopped just secures how hilarious her media manipulation is, and despite looking like a freak of nature, worse than any sex doll, unhuman like her stepdad now that he’s cut off his dick…it makes the whole thing even funnier. Bitch isn’t even hot…but marketing makes dudes confused….and this is just the weirdest of social experiments to happen in any of your lifetimes….

FREAKY. Horror movie level freaky.

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2020

Jan

Hilary Duff Wants to Show You Her New Mom Skills of the Day

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Here are some pics of “STUFF BY HILARY DUFF”….Lizzie Maguire legend to the perverts everywhere who tricked Disney into thinking that it was a popular kids show and that those kids are now 30 and ready to watch a reboot available exclusively on their app…when really it was all of you sick fucks jacking off to the Disney Channel even the cable company you hired to get your cable back in the cable days questioned you about…seeing as you lived alone in a studio apartment…”why you need Disney Channel Bro, that’s weird”.

Well, Hilary Duff is more than just some Disney Kid at 30, she’s a banged out mom and in being a mom, who has been banged out by a lot of dudes, including but not limited to an NHL player that probably cucked her off to the team….

She’s got skills, and those skills are a pussy that can eat the leggings, not cuz it is a hungry pussy but because it’s a mom pussy.

At least she’s skinnier than she used to be, but them pussy lips, they still fat. Getitng back in that Lizzie Maguire shape I guess.

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2020

Jan

Naked in Miami Airport and Other Videos of the Day

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18-Wheeler Crash

Neckbeard of the Day

Building Collapse

Acidic Water

Argument in a Cafe

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2020

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It is interesting that the people who post up motivational articles like “People who got famous or rich after 50” are the same people who posted the same shit “People who got rich after 40” 10 years ago….and “People who got rich after 30” 20 years ago…maybe they need to just realize…it ain’t gonna happen but keep looking to Sam Walton at Walmart for hope that shit life will be better life….

It is interesting to see all the girls selling feet pics and panties on reddit, I remember when I first convinced a friend of a girl I was dating to sell her panties on Ebay, where we’d use glue stick on the crotch and pour a drop or two of TUNA can water we’d get on sale to make the panties look used, back in 2001 or so…we got shut down fast. Then we tried craigslist…also shut down….But now everyone’s doing it and it’s normal. We actually can’t shame them for doing it in this woke culture….dirty panties for everyone…I was on the cusp of the future….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Amazing Soap Ad
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EX NHL PLayer Sean Avery Road Raging Against People Blocking the Bike Lane – and It’s Good
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The DOOM TRailer is Here Ya Virgins
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Dina Lohan May Get 6 Months in the CLINK…
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Slutty Golfer
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Some Naked Bitch Named OLGA
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Guy Goma Confused for Guy Kewney….WHAT THE FUCK?
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Tool’s Drummer Paying Tribute to Dead Drummer
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2020

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I used to go to parties, go to clubs, go to strippers, end up in weird situations with weird people but now I just go to the grocery store. That’s my party since everything I need is on a screen, I have no FOMO and I am not interested in conversing with the new generation, or old generation, I prefer to think they don’t exist…and like being left the fuck alone.

But as it turns out, magic can happen at the grocery store, if you’re a pervert creep who is looking for it, like last night when I was getting some Crisco lard for my wife to make her cookies I hope kill her (diabetes)…a woman picked up something on a lower shelf…my dick at her face level….and I just wanted to press it into her and start fucking humping…you know to teach her a lesson in what happens when you put your mom face in a crotch…but I figure the fact that I don’t wash my clothing, despite sweating a lot thanks to a computer on my lap all day, probable punished her enough with the smell of feces and cheese….but I still feel like I missed out on a great opportunity of face fucking and that’s always a tragedy….in this life that is a comedy.

Here are some stepLINKS…

First Look at the 2020 SI Swim Issue with Haley Kalil
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Wild Backhand Slap
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Brad Williams Accidentally Admits to Raping a Girl..
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Single Vanessa Hudgens at an Event
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Nude Bitch Named Olga
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Rita Ora Nipple in a Dress
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Wendy WIlliams Made Fun of Joaquin Phoenix’s Hair Lip Scar. Nice Tranny
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Kylie Jenner Lingerie Rope Climb
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The 2020 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inductees…
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Paige Spiranac Slutty Golfer and her Awesome Titty Selfies
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Bella Thorne’s History of Upskirts
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Selena Gomez Legs on TV
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Taylor Hill – See Through Underwear
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Inside Look Into Having Anorexia
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Japanese Company Makes Trendy Cat Furniture and It’s Funny
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First Mountain Dew Commercial…
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Bruce Springsteen Happy as his Son Becomes NJ Fireman
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Paz de la Huerta Nip Slip
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Amy Schumer Naked on All Fours – Hate Ackowledging that This Exists
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Fetish Youtuber Jojo Siwa Gets a 3.4 Million Dollar House…Youtube Pays
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Bike Crash at Rail Crossing
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Busty Topless Playboy Girl.
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Kim Garner Bikini with a Dog
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Tekashi69 wants Out of Prison
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The Rock Releasing Ball Scented Candle
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Runaway Dog Gets Brought Back to Owner…
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Subaru Dropps F-Bomb
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Jared Leto in Latest Comic Book Movie
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Weird Topless Photoshoot with Some Model Named Angela…
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Madison Beer Walking Her Dog
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Ariel Winter Big Girl in Leggings
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Kaley Cuoco’s Feeding Herself
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Taylor Hill Victoria’s Secret Panties
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Nicole Richie Legs
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Romee Strijid Victoria’s Sectret Panties
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Selena Gomez Meet and Greet
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Laura Whitmore Legs
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Melissa Barrera Legs…
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Hassie Harrison Tube Dress
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Heidi Klum’s New Face
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Katie Holmes Robot Woman…
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Kim Garner – Bikini
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Selena Gomez – Big Cleavage
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From stepSMUT!!

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Girl with Big Boobs Bouncing Crazy
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Bikini Bitch Taken Out by Shower
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Two Slutty Teens
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Aggressively Photoshopped Kim Kardashian in a Bikini
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Josephine Jackson Big Tits
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Fast Faps
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chick Getting her Tits Licked
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Rebellion of the Dildo.
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16 People having a shit Day
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2020

Jan

Dove Cameron Sports Bra of the Day

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Dove Cameron is some 24 year old with a weird nose….who positions herself as an actress and singer because who doesn’t….I mean I’ve met girls who work retail who call themselves actresses and singers…just working on building things out working the cash at the grocery store you know…

According to her WIKIPEDIA, she was bullied through high school, but powered through and followed her dreams which became a reality….

Her claim to fame is playing two characters in the same movie and I guess other shit..and now she’s famous…or more famous and like all all famous people they put out self produced smut to inspire their audience of 12 years old to follow their lead in trying to get noticed or ahead ….another reason I am happy I am not a dad…imagine having a kid in this era of SHIT…

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Posted in:Dove Cameron|SFW

2020

Jan

Maia Mitchell’s Australian Disney Kid Nipples of the Day

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Maia Mitchell is some 26 year old born in Australia with her tits out, because girls from Australia are SLUTTY….not that showing off your tits is considered slutty now…girls would get mad at me for writing that…which may be why I write it…anything for some female attention, even if it’s negative…but I doubt it, I think I write it because I think it’s the basic, simplistic way to get noticed….LET THE PAPARAZZI SEE YOUR NIPS…

From Australia, she moved to AMERICA, where she played a teen in a series of Disney movies as recent as 4 years ago when she was 22….because Disney despite being rumored pedos consistently use 20 year olds as high school kids. Fascinating. I know.

She’s currently on some spin-off of a show you’ve never heard of, and the premise is:

Two girls from some bullshit show you never watched relocate to Los Angeles to begin the next phase of their lives. As they move into a communal living apartment building called The Coterie, Callie becomes a law clerk working for Judge Wilson while Mariana becomes a software engineer. The two of them navigate their young adult lives while interacting with their neighbors and the people they befriend.

Sounds brilliant and written by some loser who moved to LA to make it who is now apparently making it cuz they have a show and I don’t…

Not as brilliant as bringing hype to that show with your nips out…for the paparazzi to really let us know that you’re here.

Here’s some shit from her instagram…where you can tell she’d make a solid organ donor for Selena Gomez…and probably is already one….

Posted in:Maia Mitchell

2020

Jan

Half Naked Models for Fashion of the Day

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The CR Fashion Book is out and each model is a different horoscope because that is how high concept for fashion works when you’re fucking lazy and just riding off the reputation of your over hyped, but “connected” magazine brand. It’s like bitch who runs it is a famewhore celebrity groupie scenester and in turn she gets more credibility than she deserves because she’s actually out of touch dog shit….at least that’s what this shoot tells me.

CR Fashion Book is the magazine that I always reference when talking about Gigi Hadid, because her pervert model fucking dad paid 1,000,000 dollars to the magazine to give her a cover, you know to keep things credible because they aren’t journalists…they are whores.

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Posted in:CR Fashion Book|SFW