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2020

Jan

Maya Hawke’s got her Titties Out of the Day

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I used to make fun of girl’s with weak chins, just because I knew they would hate it. I used to ask them why they were swallowing their faces, or why their mouths were permanently open, they genuinely freaked me the fuck out. I know of at least one girl who had fake tits, so this isn’t all that crazy, but who got a chin implant after my mocking. Clearly, I was what pushed her over the edge. She clearly knew she looked all dopey and shit due to the weak chin.

It may have something to do with my facial recognition blindness, which is a genuine condition that makes everyone look like a new person to me, basically every time I see them, which also makes running this site funny, because I don’t recognize shit. Anyone could be anyone and I’ll run with it. I can watch movies and barely even connect serious stars to the parts they are playing.

I don’t mind it now, one of my favorite actors is Rebecca Hall, who also has a weak chin, but I do find it funny when I see someone who I’ve only seen posing with the right angles, while all done up, posing at the wrong angle…cuz this is the WRONG fucking angle.

Luckily for her, Mom is Uma Thurman, Dad is Ethan Hawke and she’s got tits….I believe that weak chin or not…girl’s got a long career ahead of her from those reasons alone.

Now you can all imagine her gagging on your cock, because that’s her permanent facial expression…due to her facial structure…

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2020

Jan

Lily Rose Depp Ass Shot of the Day

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When you look at Lily Rose Depp’s ass, do you automatically think “I wonder if Johnny Depp’s ass looks this good, or would he need to take estrogen to get it to this level, because I love Johnny Depp, his career is like Tom Hanks or Matt Damons or even Leo DiCaprios, you know ICONIC. Or do you think Johnny Depp’s got the best CUM, look at what it made….my cum just makes a mess…what can’t this legend do…he’s iconic”…because I feel 90 percent of Lily Rose Depp’s hype is dudes who are just way too into Johnny Depp….their little Pirate of the Caribbean if you will….but not open to the idea of being queer…so they just channel that admiration into sexualizing his daughter…wanting to Edward Penishand her (one of the more important porn parodies of yesteryear)….

I’m personally indifferent on the whole Johnny Depp aspect of Lily Rose Depp, I never think of the dad’s when I get off to a girl, it’s not my thing, even when it’s a tactic of revenge. “Oh you took my parking spot neighbor, I’m gonna fuck your daughter” by the time the fucking starts I forget my whole motive, and don’t be impressed his daughter was a wheelchair bound half retard who lived in their apartment because they couldn’t afford an institution but don’t worry….I still fucked her good.

What I am trying to say is…I like Lily Rose Depp for being Lily Rose Depp…which I am sure none of her friends do. Because I love the plight of the celebrity child. I find it weird and hilarious especially when they are posting gratuitous ass pics in their jeans for attention…like they don’t have enough in their fucking lives to just not bother with social media.

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2020

Jan

Shay Mitchell’s 2015 Titties of the Day

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They are claiming that these are leaked pictures of Shay Mitchell from some photoshoot – never released titty pics that so happen to have been “hacked” out of some dropbox account somewhere.

I don’t buy it.

I wouldn’t be surprised if I’ve already posted these pics, back when they came out, in 2015….but I am not about to dig around to find them to prove that they aren’t in fact leaked.

I am just pretty confident that nothing in the world gets “leaked” unless they want it leaked. Otherwise shit would be deleted. Otherwise bitch wouldn’t be topless in a mesh shirt…

I find it all very convenient that the new mom, who has been seen breast feeding, because it is nature’s way, is consistently on the self promotion kick, and this would just add to that. You know very easy way to get people thinking she’s hot after pregancy, a push many new mom’s need because they just finished ruining themsevles, all they gotta do is just show her Indian titties or re-purpose old pics of her showing her Indian titties. Which I guess is what they did.

This is like a fat chick on a dating app sending a nude of herself from 4 years ago, before the depression and the over-eating disorder. It’s not a full catfish, but still a fucking lie. That pussy may still be the same but the rest of you ain’t…and in Shay’s case…even her pussy is different. Pregnancy, ya know, mangles the shit….

Still it is her pre-baby tits….and No leaks went on here. All just low level strategy and if you think this is some exciting exclusive, if you buy into the hype, because it makes it seem naughtier…like all you fucks watching incest themed porn knowing it’s not incest but loving that storyline…you’re idiots. Now look at these tits while I eat my Butter Chicken Sauce out of the jar because that’s what Indian tits to do me…they make me hungry for Indian food which isn’t racist. Just practical.

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2020

Jan

Hailey Baldwin Bieber Tight Leggings of the Day

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HAILEY BALDWIN taking her cameltoe out for a walk…but since she’s some weirdo rich person Christian, I have a feeling that in her slutty half retard child of a drug addict celebrity mind…she thinks Jesus is in fact the one walking both her and her cameltoe.

She may be married to justify her out of wedlock sex with justify bieber, but I think there’s more to the whole sex before marriage thing that defines being inappropriate in the eyes of the Church…and it’s safe to assume she’s inappropriate everytime she shows us all the outline of her cunt.

Despite all the laughing at Hailey Bieber, I do love celebrity kids who are such identity crisis’ as they try to navigate having meaning in their empty lives from their empty upbringing despite having everything they ever wanted….

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2020

Jan

Kate Hudson Does the Splits of the Day

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If you read my post the other day and I am sure you didn’t, which is why I am confused as to why I am even writing this, it would just feel odd not throwing in my commentary that basically means nothing when putting up the pictures, you know as a way to bait my opinion, that basically means nothing, into your minds….subliminally maybe…you’ll only see a few key words in each post because you’re a grown ass man and you don’t need to be babied through Kate Hudson’s spread eagled to sell fitness gear that makes her a lot of money because she’s “FAMOUS” and that’s enough to push product now. Fuck credible brands, just buy what some literal rich kid whore is selling….because you saw her in some movies…you lame fuck.

She’s Goldie Hawn’s daughter and after seeing her in a movie called Cactus Flower from the 60s (this is the part I wrote about the other day)…she won an oscar for a less than average porno performance and if she was born in this era she’d likely be the kind of girl selling her panties online after she masturbates in them for tokens…or maybe in porn…either way..lots of hype and false marketing around young Goldie…like there was around her daughter Kate…who got knocked up at 19 because she already had too many abortions from philandering around the Hollywood scene in the 90s….at least that’s the story I heard and I’m sticking to it..and these images give a glimpse into those times by her showcasing her favorite move….the one leg up for deeper penetration….solid.

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2020

Jan

Gwyneth Paltrow Topless of the Day

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The Gwyneth Paltrow Vagina Scented Candle was obviously the best marketing ploy the trash that is Gwyneth Paltrow has come up with because that shit went viral aggressively. I just assumed it was fake news and couldn’t be bothered, and still can’t be bothered, but I’m just observing that if I put out a Vagina Scented candle no one would ever mention it, or BUY it, like anything else I’ve tried to sell…but throw in some celebrity cunt that married to some homosexual British Pop star, after having sex with America’s Sweetheart Brad Pitt who clearly could have done better than this monster but like you was distracted by all the hype around her and just assumed she was worth a fuck…when I felt she was better suited to be the head in a box in that movie Seven…not because I hate women, but because I hate Gwyneth Paltrow. If she was a man, and she may eventually identify as one for some attention, I will hate her just the same….so it’s nothing about her vagina, but more about how she makes a deal about her vagina when no one cares about her vagina…or the Hollywood strain of herpes it statistically has…or the smell of feces that radiates from it because that’s how sure lured her homosexual British popstar into fucking her…and cumming in her….made him think it was her asshole…she did.

Anyway, she’s in a magazine and she’s the worst.

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2020

Jan

Eva Longoria White Swimsuit of the Day

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Eva Longoria, who is not Sofia Vergara but in her narcissistic cunt way, probably feels like she paved the way for her, you know giving Hollywood some Spanish vibes, even though Eva Longoria, despite being first generation, is whiter than the slutty bathing suit she’s squeezed herself into. I think she’s probably a lot fatter than this.

People love Eva Longoria, even though she looks like she hires Mexican help to feel superior Mexican to them because she was probably teased for being a Mexican in her border town she’s from, giving her a complex even after her successes.

I love slutty white bathing suits are my favorite color bathing suit….for obvious reasons that start with me as a young teen at a friend’s pool seeing his older sister full, shaved, cunt…which in the 80s was a big deal…all thanks to her white bathing suit. An unlikely friendship, sure, but a valued one.

So here is Eva Longoria with her tits and ass out in a tight white swimsuit getting wet in the pool on her current vacation wishing Sofia Vergara never existed.

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2020

Jan

Britney Spears Hyperspeed Bikini Yoga of the Day

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This is an amazing masterpiece that I think the filmmaker is using to describe her manic depression in her manic state…..you can tell because she doesn’t even use her own music, probably because she doesn’t want to have to pay the royalties on her own music, since that just lines everyone else’s pockets, plus it doesn’t have the comedic cadence of a Three Stooges episode, or some other early Hollywood comedy. Is cadence even a word?

What I like about this video is basically everything. It is perfect, a masterpiece. It’s got Britney Spears in a Bikini, hot despite being old and thick, working Out (a fetish to all fat haters), in hyperspeed so I don’t have to fastforward to see if a titty falls out. Informative by showing us what Britney does to stay fit, entertaining because of everything else, and slutty cuz of the bikini.

A perfect video….but I may just like hostage videos…

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2020

Jan

Sarah Hyland Fitness Erotica of the Day

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If watching a bitch who was so fucking sick they had to replace her Kidney with the Kidney of someone she harvested with her Modern Family money not once…by TWICE….doing some fitness as she tries not to die…is erotic to you…then here’s the genetic mutant who has almost died from her mutation at least more than most people almost die…as she had Kideny Failure…doing a little working out porn for you workout fetishists who aren’t allowed in any gyms in your area thanks to your affliction.

Then This one’s for you….

Nothing like a little workout, or watching someone workout to start the day, even if that person working out is some Halloween movie character with that benjamin button dwarfism disease you’ve seen on Oprah and the likes over the years….

It’s still an ass in leggings in motion and sometimes, that’s all you need.

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2020

Jan

Paris Berelc Nipple Pasties of the DAy

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Paris Berelc turned 21 last night and brought the nipple pasties out to celebrate because what better way to celebrate being legally allowed to drink.

She’s a Disney kid, just out here trying to show you that she’s more than a Disney kid, and she’s doing it with sheer fabrics, one of the many ways to show you that she’s not a Disney kid.

I know zero about her but this is about all I need to see to know where she’s headed.