DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2020

17

Jan

Jojo Doing Splits on the Pole of the Day

Jojo is taking pole dancing class as an insurance policy since she’s running out of that Disney Child Star money and her comeback tour hasn’t been received as well as all the other child stars from her generation who are still able to mooch off the industry because they didn’t tap out of the industry and basically disappear from the industry for a decade only to come back to it….

I always found the appeal of Pole Dancing to moms and 30 year olds who don’t strip or ever want to strip weird.

I am generally turned off by any girl who takes pole dancing class because it’s just appropriation of actual strippers. More important they never show their pussies, so why are they doing it….for fitness? Take a fucking spin class…you don’t need to wear heels and booty shorts to SPIN….you are just a suburban bored slut who wants to be half naked for fitness because deep down all women want to be porn stars…they want to be jacked off to…that’s just coded into their DNA…which I guess doesn’t make it that bad, I should encourage it, not be mad at it….but the average pole dance class customer is someone who you usually understand why they are in pole dance class to be sexy…you know because they are so not sexy….

Here’s Jojo…and her insurance policy..always an earner once she masters this…and with her big tits, her taste of celebrity, it’s hardly as bad as when your mom’s doing it.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:JoJo|SFW

2020

17

Jan

January Jones Date Night Tits of the Day

No Comments »

I don’t find January Jones hot at all. People get mad when I say she’s not hot. I just watched a Series she’s on about Figure Skating that seems very Canadian and she reaffirmed her not being hot to me. I understand why whoever knocked her up – ran from the responsibility of being stuck to her – pay that bitch off because even her tits that she gets hype for aren’t even that great even when the dude who knocked her up was likely rich, or Jason Sudekis, who was just getting it in because why not….but not because she’s hot.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:January Jones|SFW

2020

17

Jan

Frida Aasen Skinny Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Frida Aasen and her long torso are out in bikinis….and since it’s fucking freezing here…this is enough to put me over the edge. It’s not aspirational, it’s just fucking taunting us, bragging, showing off…saying “Look how great my life is” and “you all suck”…I don’t feel any empathy or consideration to her fans…but in her defense I don’t fucking know who she is, I didn’t check her instagram out, and I don’t actually get angry when girls post bikini pics from nice places…I am perfectly satisfied living in my fucking cave being left the fuck alone…having access to every girl’s best version of themselves without actually having to interact with their actual self. Solid.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Frida Aasen|SFW

2020

17

Jan

Top 10 Instagram Nudity of the Day

No Comments »

In case you’re not on instagram, this is what’s happening on instagram.

Girls…who remain nameless because they are just self promoting themselves and their subscribtion platforms for perverts like you to get baited into their web of lies…and I care about you being taken advantage of and manipulated by women who get naked for “EVERYONE” on the internet. You’re a weak virgin and I’m your camp councilor….who doesn’t do inappropriate things to you…because actual camp councilor’s over the age of 20 are weirdos who want to be a little too close to young people…so maybe I’m your spirit guide….it’s a better place to be….you should sign up to my monthly fee…I just need to set it up….and I won’t be posting nudes of myself…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Top 10

2020

17

Jan

Kelly Gale’s Almost Butthole, Cameltoe and See Through Wet Shirt of the Day

No Comments »

Kelly Gale is one of Victoria’s Secret’s Angels during their rebrand. You know as they try to separate themselves from financing Epstein and not supporting fat girls or Trannies, which is apparently what people are actually mad about on social media, and that companies pander to, instead of saying fuck off….even though at one point Victoria’s Secret tried to say fuck off and their Creative Director got fired for it…they’re here trying to salvage shit….but the real thing they should be made about is that whole FINANCING EPSTEIN….that dude human trafficked 12 year olds, and I guess Victoria’s Secret back in the day Human Trafficked 16 year olds from Brazil that they turned into celebrities. Either way, the whole thing is very corrupt…

You can follow Kelly Gale on INSTAGRAM if you’re into the Half Indian / half Australian who doesn’t have no Indian tits – if you’ve ever been around Indian tits, you’ll know what I mean (dot not feather)….

But why bother, this is her quintessential shoot. The best she’s every done. Her pivotal moment of being a boring tanned E-Commerce girl…to be a set of tits, cameltoe and even a glimpse of butthole I appreciate.

I haven’t been drawn to her, not because I’m a racist, but because she’s never done anything as good as this..so let’s celebrate the amazing photographer Cameron Hammond and his amazing work with this now Amazing girl…thanks to him.

Big fan.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2020

17

Jan

Neighbor Builds Deck that Looks into Neighbor’s Bedroom and Other Videos of the Day

No Comments »

Making Art on Dirty Cars Goes Next Level

South American Dance party

The Magician

Monkey Steals Idiots Glasses

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

17

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No Comments »

I remember the 80s when feminists were militant. You’d see them protesting at campuses and random events around the city. They’d say shit like “I don’t wear lipstick because it is basically putting a big vagina on my face” you know to continue the oppression from the man, the patriarchy, etc. You know because historically lipstick was used to simulate a woman being sexually aroused to lure in men into wanting to fuck them.

Now girls are just skipping that step, you know fighting the sexualization of themselves, so instead of protesting lipstick like they did in the 80s, they’re just posting up pics of their spread assholes for feminism….because that is how you show control over your oppressor…you give him shit to jerk off to.

Good logic.

Obviously the “feminist” on the internet getting naked joke is old, but it is more rampant than ever. Non-stop girls trying to get dudes to pay them a monthly fee…it’s the new DISNEY….and it is AMAZING.

Here are some morning links

Bikini Girls in Japanese Vending Machines
CLICK HERE

Fat Black Kardashian Affiliated Ass
CLICK HERE

New Eminem Music Video
CLICK HERE

Good News – There will Never Be a Female BOND
CLICK HERE

Dove Cameron Cheated on her Boyfriend Cuz She’s a Whore
CLICK HERE

Are these Kim K Bikini Pics Serious?
CLICK HERE

Topless Model of the Day
CLICK HERE

Karlie Kloss Talks Politics – She’s a Democrat….
CLICK HERE

UK’s Hot Competitive Eater
CLICK HERE

Getting Bit by a Desert Centipede
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2020

16

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

I always wonder where we forgot that we were animals. When we decided to make existing really fucking inconvenient. With bills and taxes and all this other shit you don’t see on ANIMAL PLANET…I get it we like having houses and cars and things but what a fucking price it came with…being watched by the government…with basically zero freedom…instead of just walking freely and naked through life in nature without rules…all the tits we’ve missed on by inventing clothing and making it mandetory…only for it to be replaced with tits we see transactionally…you know for all the wrong reasons…..no survival of the fittest, no lawless society….just an expensive existence of slaving away…worse than any ant farm ant for most….

I just don’t know who made the call to make everything basically suck and remember the peak of unhappiness is at age 47….so if you’re under 47 remember it gets worse…even if you are thinking it couldn’t get worse…it does….but at least there are tits..even if they are for the wrong reasons….

Here are some stepLINKS

Jennifer Lopez is a Guess? Girl at 100
CLICK HERE

Lizzo is 100 Percent Fucking Disgusting
CLICK HERE

Miley Cyrus Topless in an Instagram Story
CLICK HERE

James on that Jeopardy Thing is Hilarious
CLICK HERE

Surprise Surprise – Gigig Hadid Dismissed as a Juror in Weinstein Case – It was All for Press
CLICK HERE

I don’t find Florence PUGH all that great
CLICK HERE

Lucy Hale Selfies her Plastic Face and CLeavage
CLICK HERE

Caroline Vreeland Big Sloppy Tits!
CLICK HERE

Hilary Duff – Cameltoe
CLICK HERE

Nicole Scherzinger Twerk Off
CLICK HERE

Kylie Jenner – Big Gross Tits
CLICK HERE

Cash Me Outside Girl Quits INSTAGRAM….
CLICK HERE

I’ve Never Heard of Steve O’s Killer Karaoke But It Should be Brought Back
CLICK HERE

Kim Kardashian Paid Paparazzi Photoshoppped Bikini Pics
CLICK HERE

Mindhunter Not Coming Back
CLICK HERE

Michelle Monaghan Covered in Mud
CLICK HERE

Ukrainian Babe
CLICK HERE

Soliel Moon Frye Coming back as Adult Punky Brewster – Something NO ONE asked for by She Must Be Pumped
CLICK HERE

Social Media Girl Kills Herself after Not Getting Enough Likes
CLICK HERE

Kardashian Scandal Buddy Jordyn Woods in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Guy’s Backhad Slap
CLICK HERE

Gay Cop Stunt Weirdness
CLICK HERE

The Last Boss in Some Star Wars Shit…
CLICK HERE

Topless Model of the Day
CLICK HERE

Buy Some Vintage Playboys
CLICK HERE

GET ALL YOUR SMOKER NEEDS FILLED!
CLICK HERE

===============
From the Forum

===============

Madison Beer Walking Her Dog
CLICK HERE

Ariel Winter Camel Toe
CLICK HERE

Kim Kardashian – bikini Monster
CLICK HERE

Seyfried At an Event in a Dress
CLICK HERE

Dakotah Fanning Slutty Dress
CLICK HERE

Ariel Winter Ass in Leggings…
CLICK HERE

Alyssa Milano’s BIG fucking Cleavage
CLICK HERE

Nasim Pedrad Cleavage
CLICK HERE

Kaitlyn Dever Legs
CLICK HERE

Jeri Ryan – Big Star Trek Cleavage
CLICK HERE

Kate Beckinsale Leggings
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
===============

9 Acts that Make you a Whore
CLICK HERE

Random TUmblr Porn Chosen By Me of the Day
CLICK HERE

Safe Sex
CLICK HERE

A Song About Sucking Dick but Some Gross Big Tits
CLICK HERE

New Porn Star with Great Tits
CLICK HERE

Topless Girls
CLICK HERE

Naked Skinny Girls
CLICK HERE

Beach Fuck…..
CLICK HERE

CREAMY
CLICK HERE

Public Park Sex
CLICK HERE

Just a Spread Ass
CLICK HERE

Ginger with the Tits
CLICK HERE

Bunny is Slutty in Blue LIngerie
CLICK HERE

Magic Wand Pussy
CLICK HERE

Naked Blonde
CLICK HERE

26 People Having a Shittier Day than You
CLICK HERE

Beggars Can’t be Choosers
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

MORE LINKS – MORE LINKS – MORE LINKS – MORE LINKS –
CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | Patreon! | SNAPCHAT | Follow
stepTV YouTube | FUCK TWITTER THEY KEEP DELETING ME! |

///////////////////////////////////////////

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:stepLINKS

2020

16

Jan

Cayley King is Kinda Slutty in the Right Way of the Day

No Comments »

Cayley King is a young model, she’s with a legit agency, her boyfriend is Cindy Crawford’s son, and since we’ve seen what Cindy Crawford has done micromanaging her daughter’s career, it’s safe to say she micromanages what her son puts his dick inside, you know to make sure they pass her overbearing creepy mother who sexualized her daughter at 15, casting process.

There’s a lot of money and a lot of celebrity around the family and it’s important to make the barrier of entry one that is challenging to break through…so that they don’t get a bitch knocked up, crying rape, or extorting the family for some of the money they are hoarding….

That’s my theory anyway….and this Cayley King has passed all my casting couch fantasies too. She looks good, but then again, I may just be excited by youth thanks to all the brands using fucking zombie aged, back from the dead, mid 30 year old – 50 year old women in their slutty shoots because they don’t like new pussy…the way we like new pussy…cuz old dead pussy…is old dead pussy. If you know what I mean.

Posted in:Cayley King|SFW

2020

16

Jan

Miley Cyrus Nipples Don’t Violate Instagram Terms of the Day

No Comments »

Miley Cyrus, who is now fucking a bootleg Justin Bieber that she is so in love with, because this bitch fills her pussy up on a consistent basis with whatever is around because she’s a fucking weirdo rich kid turned celebrity and fucking is fun…

Well, she’s back to her old, true Miley ways, with some INSTAGRAM exhibitionism the way ZUCKERBERG likes it, but pretends he doesn’t like it, because he’s a publicly traded company and can’t admit to being a celebrity porn site, even though he’s a celebrity porn site cuz celebs like being slutty.

I am all for Miley titties being out and about the way they are meant to be. I think one of the most important moves she made in her career was deciding to be a nudist, but then again I am a pervert and feel closer to the pop star knowing what her pussy looks like. I don’t need mystery…I need labia….this is not labia…it’s not even really tits…but it’s topless good enough.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Miley Cyrus