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Victoria Justice’s Repurposed Slutty Pics of the Day

2019

Dec

Nikki Bella Got No Panties On of the Day

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I barely know who Nikki Bella is but I do know she had an epic Nip Slip on Instagram that we posted HERE. Now she’s in some magazine with her sister (I assume)

Anything to relive that glorious nip slip, because you can make a slut look like she’s in a Hallmark Channel movie, or a J.Crew catalog, but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s a slut who likes to pull her titties out…which makes her a friend of my site who probably not a friend of the site at all…because she doesn’t know we exist…and in an era of everyone getting their 15 mins, even Nikki Bella, it’s nice to be invisible so that we can call whores whores in peace.

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2019

Dec

Rat Cow’s Nude Pics She Doesn’t Want You to See of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski, or what I like to call RAT COW, but that is strictly just a convenient commentary on her busted down face, was once a thirsty and desperate set of young tits who was trying to find her path to fame, and decided that using her big tits was the way. Solid strategy we can all get behind. Great job.

So in 2012 or 2013 because RAT COW is now old and washed up and has been around for a long time doing her titty bullshit, RAT COW reached out to a relevant photographer who was doing the instagram style of erotica LONG before instagram even existed. He was shooting all the girls naked and I guess RAT COW knew that was where she needed to be to get where she needed to go.

This shoot is actually how I found out about RAT COW because I have been a fan of his work for years, you know doing this site requires knowing the best nude photographers whether they consider themselves artists or pornographers I’m down…so long as the bitches in the pics are naked…and bitches they tend to be…because girls who crave being in front of the camera naked are usually the worst kind of girl at their core.

Anyway, long story short, bitch uses this shoot to get into another magazine doing something similar but more LA called TREATS, TREATS gets her into the BLURRED LINES VIDEO because Robin Thicke is one of the owners buddies and liked RAT COWS tits, and girl does her awkward titty dance at the right fucking time, goes viral and matters…and somewhere in between all this, she’s fucking Kanye, she’s fucking Ben Affleck and she’s fucking David Fincher…you know to get ahead…

SO now that Rat Cow is making her millions of dollars a year, more than any stripper or sex worker because the whole instagram thing is new and brands are throwing money at it….she decided to hire some high powered lawyer to stop this art exhibit of these pics, saying that the guy is milking her name for his success, while she MILKED him for her success…

She is a garbage person so when I saw that the good people at IMPERIAL PUBLISHING were putting out a book of the shoot, I fully dove in and supported everything about it, because I figure if a cunt is a cunt and tries to squash your work she at one time begged you to produce, because now she is too good for you, these deserve all the attention they can get knowing RAT COW hates every second of it…

The best thing about these pics is that the current RAT COW face is totally different than her original face, it is like the old version of her went to space with her dad and gave birth to the new version of RAT COW…all inbred and damaged by the radiation….but it’s probably just the face fillers.

Fuck Rat Cow and Support Art….

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Posted in:Em Rat Cow

2019

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I guess as 2019 closes out and 2020 rolls in…we can all reflect on the trends of 2019 to predict the outcome of 2020…by watching all the top news stories of 2019 both on TV, or on lazy website round-ups like every year before it….so we can all assume things will pretty much stay the same for you and for me.

Maybe tech will get more Virtual Reality, maybe Micro Influencers will take the money from the social media Influencers, and as Celebrities move into being “influencers” maybe influencers will be eliminated all together….maybe websites will become obsolete and you’ll have to get your news and content and opinion from the evil corporations with the deep pockets, maybe videogames will become immersive virtual reality bullshit….maybe a lot of things will happen…but you’ll still remain the same degenerate failure at life loser a year older, closer to death, maybe you’ll discover you have a chronic illness…it could be the year, because you know one year down the line it will be the year….and maybe you’ll get laid, maybe you’ll get divorced, maybe you’ll be cheated on, maybe you’ll be doing the cheating, but ultimately…it will be the same routine, the same bad habits, maybe with a little more noise as we all sit on our phones waiting for people we know but don’t like to update what they did this holiday season so we can judge them.

I never get emotional at New Years because it’s all been a big blur with too much computer screen time, too few private jets…or really a home without black mold in it…

Here are some morning links…

Jordy Murray – The Playboy Chick Cody Simpson Cheated on Miley With – NUDE!
CLICK HERE

Van in Parking Lot Sets Off Sprinkler
CLICK HERE

The CATS review you NEED to See
CLICK HERE

Scootering Santa Fail
CLICK HERE

Memories of Creepy Kevin Spacey
CLICK HERE

Drake is Working with Chris Brown Because He Knows She Deserved It
CLICK HERE

Rotty Drools for an Orange
CLICK HERE

Are These Real Life Aliens?
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A Reminder that Shitty Brie Larson Makes TOO MUCH Money
CLICK HERE

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2019

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Glory Glorgy….hallelujah…the holidays are almost over and you’ll be back at work before you know it…if you aren’t already you work on Christmas cuz you’re that shit at life…that you can’t afford not to…I can almost relate but I live the life of a homelessman instead…it’s a better option, permanent vacation…you just need to find yourself a wife on Disability, ideally not from a mental disorder, I went with Obesity cuz I knew the self esteem was at the level I needed it to be to get away with taking all her money…my own kind of sugar momma, or more like a high blood sugar momma, the discount version that doesn’t pay out all that well…but we get to chill out on the poverty lines and it’s like being super rich, just with totally nothing…liberating…unlike that repressive middleclass…

What I am saying is it is better to be impeached than to be in peaches geldof…….you know…since she’s dead…

That’s the only joke I came up with on my two days off….I know…how do I even have a site…

Here are some CHRISTMAS THEMED LINKS ON THE DAY OR TWO AFTER CHRISTMAS EVE WHICH IS THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS…fuck nice.

Here are some stepLINK…..

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Topless in the Sauna
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Mike Tyson VS Reporter
CLICK HERE

10 Celebrities Sluts Celebrating Holidays
CLICK HERE

Throwback Rat Cow Pussy Pic – She Doesn’t Want you to See
CLICK HERE

Playing Snake on a Christmas Tree
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Drunk Woman Tries to Convince Cops She’s Not Drunk
CLICK HERE

Driver Doesn’t Notice Huge Boulder
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Bill Hader is Fucking Rachel Bilson
CLICK HERE

What is the deal with this Titty Flashing Comic
CLICK HERE

Amanda Cerny’s Wet Christmas
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Braless Bai Ling
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Celebs on Christmas
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Korean Model Nip Slip…
CLICK HERE

7 Inch Butthole Scratcher Got Stuck in a Dude’s Ass
CLICK HERE

Big Load on a Scooter
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Father Pretends to be a Cop – Pulls Out a Gun to Shoot a Vehicle During Road Rage
CLICK HERE

Jennifer Aniston on Instagram
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Third Kevin Spacey Accuser – Dead
CLICK HERE

Nick Jonas Bought His Wife a Snowmobile for Xmas.
CLICK HERE

Kaley Cuoco’s Christmas Cleavage
CLICK HERE

Busty Ginger Got her Tits Out
CLICK HERE

Tricking People with a PEN
CLICK HERE

Dirt Biker Crosses Bridge the Crazy Way
CLICK HERE

Ryan Philippe Defends Being Paid to Promote Saudi Arabia
CLICK HERE

Family Feud Wedding Proposal
CLICK HERE

Fruzsina Molnar Titty and Panty Flash
CLICK HERE

Loser Fruit – the Streamer You Masturbate To
CLICK HERE

Chain Reaction in the Golf Store
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Boy Reunited with his PUG…
CLICK HERE

Disgusting Brie Larson’s Nice Hokme
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Shitting in a Store
CLICK HERE

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From the Forum

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Liz Olsen in Beverly Hills Being Fancy
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Charlotte McKinney in Bike Shorts
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Laura Whitmore in London
CLICK HERE

Michelle Keegan in a HOT winter Coat
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Sarah Hyland Terrifying Face
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Rita Ora Hot in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Madison Beer Skiing
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Kristen Bell Sucks
CLICK HERE

Cara Delevingne – Lesbians
CLICK HERE

Michelle Trachtenberg lives…
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Prostitute Victoria Silvstedt in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Gwen Stefani – Shopping
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Go Jerk Off to Cam Sluts
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Dirty Santa Decking the Halls
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Huge Titty Jiggle
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Liya in a Slutty Nightgown
CLICK HERE

Getting Banned on Instagram
CLICK HERE

Sorry my Penis is Broken
CLICK HERE

Treadmill Titty Bounce
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Big Booty in Christmas Lights
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Amateur Slut of the Day
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Titty Diddle by the Tree
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Milf has Her Tits Out
CLICK HERE

Look at Her Christmas Treeing
CLICK HERE

Striped Outfit Gets Naked
CLICK HERE

Ava Rose Gets Naked
CLICK HERE

Girl and her Dildo
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Bolt On Tits
CLICK HERE

Lame Holiday Photoshoot
CLICK HERE

9 Acts that Make You a Whore
CLICK HERE

Girl Spreading Hard
CLICK HERE

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2019

Dec

Brooke Burke Christmas Bikini of the Day

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Brooke Burke out here showing off her 50 year old mom of 12 but addicted to fitness body to remind you all that there is such thing as working out too hard, especially as your body is losing estrogen due to being fucking old and broken down, because this musculature is terrifying.

She’s got no waist to hip ratio, STRAIGHT UP MENOPAUSE…and these weird soggy tits that make little to no sense to me because she’s one of those bolt on tits from the 90s, when bolt on tits were a thing..but now she’s just creepy.

I am sure other aging women look at her as some sort of mentor or inspiration, cuz they are fat. Inspired by her being rich and able to workout all day when she’s not out there starving herself all day, cuz being thin and hot is all she knows from being in Playboy and only existing because of Playboy.

I can’t hate on it too hard, because the body may scare the fuck out of me like some zombie fucking apocolaypse the Christmas edition…but it’s better that the 300 pounders I see in line at Walmart who are likely her same age with less kids.

I don’t really like what’s going on here, looking a bit masculine but it could be worse….

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2019

Dec

Bella Thorne Christmas Nipples of the Day

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There’s just something about Bella Thorne that I find interesting enough to put up here and that’s her tits that Disney bought her.

I don’t find her hot, or interesting, or fun and that could just be because I am an old disconnected fuck….but I do think her being slutty on social media like some low level influencer despite being a Disney Kid is funny. It’s like all the celebs saw the influencers stealing their money so they analyzed the basic techniques of the influencer to do better at influencing than they do because they are trained Disney kids…sexualizing herself the way the Disney Execs trained her.

Bella Thorne out here flashing tit, not for the first time, because she’s a liberated or broken woman who likes people starring at her tits cuz it reminds her that she’s relevant….which probably doesn’t take too much but that I’m not able to figure out…so instead I just look and judge young starlets and their tits.

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2019

Dec

Bella Hadid Bra and Panties of the Day

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I think they people should come together and boycott Calvin Klien for using Bella Hadid in their campaign.

I get it, the world is now trans friendly, and trans positive, as they fight transphobia…but this isn’t a request to boycott Calvin Klein for using a tranny in their campaign…I’m as trans positive as you can be if you’re a rational thinking human who doesn’t care what people identify as.

I just don’t think we should be celebrating useless trash unless it’s actually hot, just because it is rich and has rich parents and grew up in rich neighborhoods, with other rich kids the internet seems to assume is important despite being useless and really only rich.

I don’t know who decided that her skeletor face was hot, but we can assume it is all those Marvel comic book fans getting confused about what good content is and what hot chicks are. With all the birth control in the water, it only makes sense that ya’ll are a bunch of bitches slowly getting more and more into dudes…hence this dude’s fame as a model.

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2019

Dec

Bebe Rexha Christmas Tits of the Day

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40 year old Bebe Rexha, who decided to take advantage of fat and the body positive, no body shaming trend and became a popstar.

Instead of being laughed off the stage like she was probably supposed to be, or would have been back at the local open mic or Karaoke before becoming famous if she hadn’t already been an accomplished songwriter of her own.

Is out here dancing on stage and not even ironically, like legit doing her best fat old lady popstar impression while the audience embraces it and loves it and buys into it…because people aren’t mean anymore…and I guess have no taste anymore.

So despite being old and fat, thanks to being empowered….she’s taking slutty selfies, with her fat tits out because with fat comes tits….and I’m sure all she’s thinking about is “Where’s the Fruitcake, Yule Log, Shortbread, Gingerbread, boxed chocolates, etc”….get this bitch some food before she eats the fucking tree.

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2019

Dec

Lia Marie Johnson Pussy Flash of the Day

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Her name is Lia Marie Johnson…She’s 23, from Hawaii and was once one of the 12 biggest young stars on YouTube according to Ad Week…something we can assume was paid for by the Youtube channel she was the star of called “Kids React”…which in and of itself sounds pretty fucking inappropriate and irresponsible by whatever pervert who made millions by putting that concept together. They should be arrested because nothing good comes from kids being used in content on youtube…that’s where all the creeps looking for kids reacting go….a publicly traded company.

The world is fucked…poor thing turned into a fetish actress at a young age, but who is now old enough to flash you her vagina for social media by her own will thanks to her own broken by being used by older people to make that youtube money because why the fuck not bare your soul to your fans. We like it. .

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2019

Dec

Olivia Munn Hard Nipples of the Day

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Olivia Munn is some dog shit scam that has manipulated nudes everywhere, and since I am like Jesus Martinez to the nerds or at least the guy in high school who helps the socially awkward nerd get laid, because women are easy to manipulate into sex if you know what you are doing….and it doesn’t take much to know what you are doing….and if you’re wondering what I mean, it’s that the only people coming to this site are nerds looking for tits and I’m the one posting the tits…so I’m on your side, not Olivia Munn’s side….she angled or gamed the nerds for her personal gain and that’s fucking rude…but she’s got tits, with hard nipples and they should all be looked at and appreciated equally, despite the trash they are attached to.

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