I accidentally watched a Hallmark style movie about a time traveling knight who ends up in modern times in his cheap dollar store looking knight outfit…and I thought to myself, what girl is fantasizing about having a knight sweep her off her feet, but more importantly, were knights chivalrous like they are presented in the media, cuz I think they probably were the cops of the era and didn’t get in trouble so they’d just rape everyone…and run crime rings knowing they wouldn’t get caught…

Either way, Vanessa Hudgens is the kind of girl looking fo the Knight apparently…

I got through about 15 minutes of it on in the background, which was 15 minutes too long, but I did get to the point when she had the random dude claiming to be a knight in her fucking house…a house she shared with her KID….Like a girl would let some random dude who claims to be a knight in her house…if they fell for that shit, you’d all be getting laid…

The question is – Who signs off on this, I know it’s not a Charlie’s Angel Reboot no one asked for, so it’s not AS bad as it could be, but still pretty fucking bad. It is the equivalent of porn, without the porn to make it worth watching….but there was a team of people into Knights this much to write this, sell it, get it produced and show up on set daily to film it…then the poor editors had to edit this shit into something…just so many people tainted by the absolute shit….yes for some reason…they all got paid heavy to participate…

We are all doing something wrong cuz they keep winning.

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Sometimes I wonder how many girls getting fucked on porn tube / upload sites know they are uploaded to porn tube / upload sites…It must be hilarious when you get sent the link from your dad to a video of you sucking some dude’s dick at a party with 1 million views on it….and around Thanksgiving too….awkward…only cuz you know your dad jerked off to it….then I nut.

There’s also the girl who is 18 or 19 and dumb as shit, agreeing to suck dick on video cuz it’s cool, sex power, sex pride, no sex shaming….because historically 5 years down the line they’ll regret it, send emails trying to erase it from the internet, even though the internet never forgets….because they found a new boyfriend not into that porn shit, or because they got a job, or because they found Jesus….but at least for that year or two of uploading videos of yourself you didn’t have to bother with a day job…

The porn/mainstream line may be blurring and the idea of accessing videos of any and all girls fucking is great…but my advice to any girls out there who are casually thinking “it’s no big deal, look at what it did for KIM…this is the fast track way to the fame my empty soul craves”…don’t do it…more often then not you’ll regret it and annoy me with emails to take down your porno from the forum….you annoying slut.

That said…the pussy in Home Depot isn’t quite as good as the pussy at the grocery store…so if you’re out to do errands for the pussy like I am…avoid Home Depot and stick to what a woman knows best…groceries.

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