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2019

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I live my life as a troll and think it is wonderful…

The best of the internet is mot the porn, it is not the memes, it is not all the tits and porn and dysfunctional weirdos…it is the ability to troll those things..

The haters all want to put a stop to the trolls they call us Cyberbullies….they target us as the problem in this civilized, positive, ecosystem that has always been a fucking cesspool….not to mention people aren’t decent in person why would they be decent online…

Trolling…The foundation of what I create stems from hating on things. I don’t care enough to personally be invested in that hate…but it’s a good laugh to have a good old fashioned mean spirited attack on a strangers. Encourage the Haters, Hate can inspire create, hate can be fun, stop trying to rain on my hate parade you internet assholes, but not the good kind of assholes, the kind that get in the way of hate with your bullshit inclusivity agendas that we all HATE…but not enough of us SAY it…and not because we hate inclusivity, everyone should be entitled to everything, we just hate the fucking messenger….

Meth we’re on it…if LINKS were METH…which they are…depending on what STATE you are in.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Plane Crashes on Interstate in UTAH – Must be Mormon Shit
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Emilia Clark Says She was Pressured to Get Naked on GOT
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Woman Saving Baby Koala in Wild Fires By Taking Off her Shirt is Wild…poor Koala
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Best Slight of Hand Trick
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Dude Doesn’t Like his Cake
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Robbers Caught Instantly
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Police Rescue 8 Year Old Kidnapped Victim
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Aaron Carter Had to Give Up His Guns
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Cleavage
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Sluts at the American Influencer Awards
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This is what a SMOKERS LUNG looks like
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The New Mad About You is Unnecessary – Watch the Trailer
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Recruting an Ugly Chick to become an Influencer in 30 Days
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Celebrity FULL FRONTAL of the Day
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Now Felicity Huffman is Helping Female Inmates – OBVIOUSLY
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PANTY UPSKIRT
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Albino Deer ALone in the Woods
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Fart on Live TV
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Norah Jones’ 8 Million Dollar House in Brooklyn
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Gabby Allen POkies…Whoever That Is…
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Disney+ Already Hacked
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Ear Torture!
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Are More Expensive Winter Tires Better?
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Presidential Motorcade Explained
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Officer Sympathizes with Drug Addict Vet
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Girl in a Slutty Dress Shows off Hailstorm Damage to her Car
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10 Things to Get Dudes for XMAS
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Shay Mitchell Mom Legs Being Annoying…
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Jorgie Porter in Pantyhose
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Alison Brie Cleavage
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Lottie Moss Leather Dress To Cum On
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Linda Cardellini Wrinkly Face
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Kacey Musgraves Plastic Face Midriff…
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Sienna Miller with a Black Dude
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Kristen Bell in a Tight Dress…
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Lea Michele Leggings…
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Dakota Fannign Legs in a Tight Dress
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Kylie Jenner Rocking the Scam in her Holiday Shoot
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Camila Cabello – Midriff…
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From stepSMUT!!

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A Lot of FAMILY BUTTS
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Best TWERK EVER…
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They Call This KILLER KARMA
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Innovating the Pole Dance…
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Shiny Booty
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Famous TWERKER TITTY FLASH
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Locker Room Masturbator
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Basement Masturbation
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They call this MENTAL Mondays – I know it’s Wednesday
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Titty Jiggle
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Naked Pedestrian Waits for the Bus
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Ping Pong Pussy
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Girls Naked in Hotels…
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The Show Must Go On
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Spreading the VAG
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Amateur of the Day
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Girls Naked in Nature
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Wet Pussy Handshake
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Lollipop LICKER
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2019

Nov

Bella Hadid Nip Slip of the Day

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People find Bella Hadid hot because they believe what they are told and what they are told is that Bella Hadid is hot…which always weirds me out….

However, I can relate, because when I was about 12 years old and new to the country and to my school, I was linked up with the cool kids and we’d hang out despite me being an outsider immigrant fuck and those dudes were obsessed with this mutant looking girl…and I couldn’t understand why they categorized her as hot….even then I thought “that’s false marketing” or “are they seeing what I am seeing, she has webbed eyes, a permanent hanging jaw, a weak chin and is 40 pounds overweight – but not in her tits”….but being the new guy, with no confidence in myself because of all the trauma I had experienced, I went along with it…I even wrote in my journal because I am a writer you see…LOL…about how “hot she was”…only to rebut that entry at a later date to correct myself as I didn’t want to leave written documentation that I found a fucking MONSTER to be hot at ANY point in my life….but there was that week or two of insecurity and uncertainty and confusion….where I doubted myself, my penis, my already low standards and brought it to a place where I acted like an ugly chick was hot when I knew she wasn’t…and that is how I approach Bella Hadid…

She’s marketed hard, people use her in their campaigns, she gets written about for being hot, they even released a fake scientific study determining that she was the hottest face int he world…like WHAT THE FUCK is that fake news, fake science, misimformation….

NOT to mention, nothing she does is cool, she always seems like a half retard sex doll, but that could be the face injections….but marketing works as people are dumb…I should learn how to do that marketing thing maybe it’ll payout but it seems to work better when you’re already rich….

Here’s that BELLA HADID trash…

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2019

Nov

Ariel Winter Big Useless Rebuilt Tits at the Troll Village of the Day

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Ariel Winter is a troll bitch from one of TVs worst but probably one of their most overrated sitcoms that I guess is best known for legitimizing Sofia Vergara’s huge immigrant single mom tits, that before the show, was just a drug mule from her Native COLOMBIA feeding the execs their cocaine for their cocaine habits with her tits…at least that’s what I read she used to do back when she was just a sex worker with a dream of stars and glam….the Hollywood dream she’d fantastize about every time she took money in exchange for her tits…

THIS IS NOT ABOUT SOFIA VERGARA it is about ARIEL WINTER, a girl who people watched grow up like a creepy neighbor watching your daughter’s tits develop year after year during summer vacation….not that you have a daughter, you’re more the creepy neighbor, but I don’t like to identify you as that.

I am on your side, even if I find the chubby, now skinnier, neckless SHREK looking bitch with her rebuilt tits after she chopped off her natural tits at 16 years old cuz they were sloppier than the rest of her – which was pretty sloppy…but some of you decided she’s hot, despite NOT being hot…and now that she’s skinnier from her new anti depressants and cosmetic procedures….it’s given her new confidence, it’s made her less disgusting, but I am a firm believer that she’s still disgusting.

It’s just nice that we’re heading into the Christmas Season where she can find her true calling as one of Santa’s little helpers…and I guess she’s in this TROLL village auditioning cuz despite her career / fame / etc…there are better options for a troll, like an actual hot girl pretending to be a troll, than an actual troll….

The tits are out and that’s ok.

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2019

Nov

Eva Staudinger Naked of the Day

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In the event you were wondering who this slut Eva Staudinger is….

You can ask one of her agents because she’s a legit model – just look at her IG bio which states that she’s repped by: @modelwerk @silentmodelsny @twomanagement @thefaceparis @wilhelminamodels @sightmanagement @chadwickmodels

7 fucking agencies….more than 7 fucking agents….yet she’s still 1 barely known, barely relevant models….

Thank god she’s taking things into her own hands and getting naked because that’s her best shot…if anything she’s just a lesson in model agencies being an outdated concept that means nothing….real models just charge for premium snap chats of their cunts…

I know what you’re thinking, how dare I refer to an EMPOWERED model trying to get ahead by getting naked as a slut, but where I am from…getting naked to get ahead…or really to get anything is the DEFINITION of slut…so I’m just here stating FACTS…

NOT TO MENTION…I love sluts, without them, I’d be a virgin jerking off to weird things like ankles or wrists cuz it’s the only skin I’d get to see if sluts didn’t exist as a species of woman…so calling a slut a slut isn’t a negative….you know..

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2019

Nov

Megan Fox Lesbian Sex of the Day

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I guess this is falling off….in a good way because Megan Fox of 10 years ago would never be in a sex scene. I think she made a point of NEVER being naked in movies as part of keeping her hype…but here she is playing with tits…

HILARIOUS….

The mom of 4 or 5 with David from 90210 who we thought was her captor who kept her in a cage when she confusingly traded in her career to breed….I guess she was a big 90210 fan….but at the time MEGAN FOX was so hyped or OVERHYPED depending on how hot you thought Megan Fox was and this bitch walked through Hollywood like she was the fucking shit…because I guess she felt like she was the shit with everyone praising her and telling her how great she was, cutting her fat pay checks only to fall off as fast as her placenta fell out of her for the first time….but when she was a the top…this kind of content would have NEVER happened…

I’ve always felt like se was a scam / scamming…with far too much positive reinforcement and too little actual merit in anything she did….I always felt she’d be better suited as some street level prostitute dressed like SUPERGIRL on Hollywood BLVD turning tricks to the right dads staying at the ROOSEVELT HOTEL, that was really where her “talents” would have really shined but instead we got JENNIFER’s BODY…or whatever movie it was that she was in….and now this weird dyke shit on some weird comeback tour…that is pretty funny unless you find Megan Fox hot at 40…and this is what you’ve been waiting for and not something hysterical….even though it is hysterical…luckily the world isn’t that black or white…and you can find something hot and hilarious or pathetic and embarrassing all at the same time…it’s actually how I’d describe all the sex I’ve ever had in my life…

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2019

Nov

Alison Brie Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Alison Brie-ORING….

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2019

Nov

Rita Ora Erotica of the Day

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Nothing hotter than Rita Ora in lingerie pics that remind me of a fat chick not trying to look fat in lingerie so she wears the full spandex shirt option but her belly just can’t be contained and hangs out over her panties like she’s pregnant…and maybe that’s because she is pregant…I mean at a certain point the abortion clinic recommends no more abortions cuz you’ll become infertile. That’s what happened to Jen Aniston I’ve heard….

The only interesting thing about Rita Ora besides her use of her tits, or how great her tits typically are when they aren’t losing their shine / glory to her gut….is that she has managed to pull off a scam, a lie, committed to her vision board of being a popstar and has gone from a low level bottom feeder, to a top line bottom feeder as she’s considered officially famous and not a familiar name cuz she’s fucking everywhere….so never give up…even when you should cuz you’re not that good…it will pay out in dividends like it is for Rita Ora…the always inspiring….never give up…big titty pile of shit no one gives a fuck about despite her likes and follows on social media…

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2019

Nov

Katharine McPhee Big Grandpa Fucking Tits of the Day

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I was just thinking about this cab driver named OSCAR who may or may not be dead by now, but about 20 years ago, when I was working as a stockboy at a pharmacy, where I realized I was basically a fucking zero, because hot girls would come in and ask for things like Laxatives, or Douches, or enemas…things they’d never ask a guy they’d be willing to fuck…because they’d be humiliated…but in the pharmacy I was just a fucking cog in the wheel…but anyway Oscar..the Turkish guy who used to tell me stories about not being allowed to jerk off in his religion, so him and his friends would fuck stray dogs, until one day, their friend got his dick stuck in a dog and they had to kill the dog to get him out…..it’s a story that stayed with me forever, maybe because I am a dog lover and thinking of actual dog “Lovers” makes me fucking sick….it traumatized me cuz I wasn’t exposed to the MUSLIM world at the time it was 20 years ago and we were more ignorant then….but today when looking at Katherine McPhee I think to myself…just how far people will go sexually to get what they want….those Turkish boys wanted to get off and they were willing to fuck and kill a dog for it…as a collective almost homosexual activity…while Katharine McPhee fucking rubs her labia reduced pussy I’ve seen pics of in her nude leak…on some 80 year old dick like she was Anna Nicole Smith…for the fucking money…or positioning in the music industry…either way she’s doing some SICK shit for her SICK intentions…but her tits are big…

It is a reminder that being the old rich connected guy like DAVID FOSTER…is the place you should want to be…because even he knows her letting him fuck her is sick, so every time he pops his viagra or uses his surgically implanted pump to penetrate this bitch…that she is lowering herself…being the sick young pervert pussy that she is…and that he owns…..like a dog you’d fuck in Turkey if you took the no masturbation clause in your religion way too seriously and felt you found the loophole…

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2019

Nov

Romee Strijd Shitting on All Women in her Bikini Pic of the Day

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Romee Strijd is another one of these girls the fat GEN-Z/Millennials, some with or without penis’ fucking hate….the kind of girl they see as the enemy because she’s making millions being a hot body for an evil underwear company that doesn’t use fat fucks with dicks in their campaigns LIKE they are supposed in this INCLUSIVE fucking era of ugly people are fucking annoying, lets ignore them like we always have, and keep the hot content coming cuz we can jerk off to hot content….

The viral meme I posted yesterday, on International Men’s Day, proclaiming that men can be pregnant and men can have their periods…so there is no right or wrong way to be a man..is the problem with society….live a life as a woman sure, trick some people sure, but you’re not a fucking man if you get your period…that defies basic science and panders to morons and perpetuates continued misinformation…..and the SAME goes for hot chicks…let them be hot chicks, let them work half naked for their money, fame, high profile relationships…they are hot and THAT is enough…THAT is all they need to be…so LEAVE them alone.

I am now the defender of hot pussy as the world tries to take down hot pussy….a HERO amongst a bunch of fat trans weirdos…

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2019

Nov

Sarah Hyland Tits in Paris of the Day

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Sarah Hyland fucking terrifies me…and I don’t know if it is because I know that she’s got an Autoimmune disease and my erection detects shitty genetics on some primal level…it’s telling me “don’t reproduce with that shit”….because it is literal shit….you know because my primal instinct doesn’t factor in the things that get Sara Hyland presented as being “hot” or “desirable”..like being famous, on a TV show, and RICH…

You know a person is far more appealing when they are taken out of their context…it allows you to really focus on how annoying everything they say is when they talk to their phone and how NOT fucking hot they are even when showing their tits….rather than getting blinded by the shine of the glitz and glam of celebrity.

Sarah Hyland and her multiple KIDNEY transplants cuz she’s so shit even her vital organs want out….is overrated, not hot, but you don’t care…you’re a fan boy weirdo and that’s ok…just keep it to your damn self.

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