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2019

21

Nov

Jessica Barden Nipples of the Day

Jessica Barden is some UK actress on some show called END OF THE FUCKING WORLD that you probably haven’t seen and that I may have seen because I just let NETFLIX run in the background and I don’t really pay attention to the garbage I expose myself to…I just know it’s better than listening to podcasts by billionaire internet personalities who think we need to hear their take on health and wellness and living our best life cuz google ads and facebook ads worked for them back in 2010 and now they’ve got a bullshit fake inspiring story about what they’ve actually accomplished cuz their egos can’t allow them to admit that it was luck and timing since other people around the same time didn’t create the billion dollar projects they did.

What I am saying is Podcasts are fucking dumb and I’d rather put myself through garbage straight to NETFLIX content to avoid them, since they are everywhere…even though I’m really only interested in the titty pics…like this JESSICA BARDEN – whoever the fuck that is – titty pic…

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2019

21

Nov

Eva Longoria Titty Tape of the Day

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Take a look down Eva Longoria’s shirt, because you are one of the sick perverts who think that Eva Longoria is hot, interesting, a philanthropist…or whatever false information that is being put out there about the entitled cunt actress who thinks she is more important than she actually is…

There is no doubt in my mind that this twat is one of those first generation Mexicans who denounces all things Mexican unless it is convenient for work and who lives out a white suburban rich woman life harder than any white person and intentionally only hires Mexican slaves to work her garden, pool, maid service…you know that menial shit…not to help other Mexicans live the American dream like she did, but to make herself feel superior….this is a theory I’ve made up because I don’t know Evan Longria…she just has that vibe..but NOT when you’re trying to look down her shirt…

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2019

21

Nov

Mischa Barton Bikini of the Day

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Mischa Barton is living the high life, she got cast on MTV The Hills remake which is a massive accomplishment for an actress who was on a hit show before social media and thus forgotten soon after that show….which led to her substance abuse, not showering, getting fat, having meltdowns, basically losing her fucking mind and inspiring a feature I used to call the Mischa Barton death watch, because she was that bad….but she’s a survivor, just not a very good survivor, but who needs to be good when you’re Mischa Barton and on a hit reality show that gives you a good excuse to get wet in her bikini for social media like she should have been doing when she was still getting hype as an actor…

ANYWAY…she’s got bigger tits than I’d expect from Mischa Barton…but that’s not saying much because I assumed Mischa Barton was or would be dead by now, and I guess based on the IMDB page she basically is.

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2019

21

Nov

Demi Lovato Pregnant or Fat of the Day

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Demi Lovato is brewing a CRACK BABY in her OPIATE BATTERED womb, but not really, it’s just a costume for Will & Grace, a show that I guess has cast her in attempts to get a younger audience to buy into their offensive, misguided show….that should have never been remade…

So as they use DEMI LOVATO, despite being an opiate addict who had a drug overdose, who should not be endorsed or sponsored by anyone, but for whatever reason we are a forgiving people now…maybe it is because of socialmedia, you know she’s got her fanbase directly dialled into her via instagram so she can post shit like this to have it go viral by idiots everywhere who assume she’s pregnant cuz she’s been so fucking fat in her “recovery”…but I remember a better time, when a celeb would fuck up on that Demi Lovato level and that celeb would be dropped by all, like they were Weinstein or LOUIE CK jerking off to a bitch in his hotel room….you know forced to be forgotten…but instead Demi Lovato continues to exist until she relapses and officially dies from her opiates which will happen..but today it’s faking pregnancy to justify her obesity for TV she should be fired from….

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2019

21

Nov

Kat Dennings Gross Busty Fat Girl of the Day Kat Dennings

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Fat girl Kat Dennings from the Whitney Cummings TV show that took Whitney Cummings out of the stand up circuit sucking off comedians and making blowjob jokes, and gave her credibility as a show runner who knows what the people want to consume….is on some new TV show where I assume she plays another fat chick with fat tits.

I would also assume that no one fucking cares about the show, or Kat Dennings but then I also tend to forget that the media is paid off or owned by the same fucking companies and people who produce the shit we are forced to consume and with that means we have to have that shit marketed to us aggressively…

So if they are hyped on some bullshit the fatty is overpaid to be in, they’re going to make sure every one of their publications features as many stories on it as possible until you morons thing it is good…It’s like put this bitch on the circuit….pay her in donuts and make sure her tops are lowcut that’s all the people care to see…

It is all a scam…but the big tits are real.

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2019

21

Nov

Sammi Hanratty TITTY RASH OF THE DAY

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Sammi Hanratty is a 24 year old trashcan from Ariazon who has been in LA since she was 2 trying to be famous.

She looks like she’s pre-pubescent and not just because of her cystic acne all over her chest like she’s having some kind of alergic reaction to Dairy or GLUTEN that you can expect to read about on her social media, or maybe she just eats too many chocolate bars…

She is barely famous with only 290k followers on instagram – her biggest role is playing Carl’s wife Kassidi on Shameless…but got killed off….because she’s just that good….

I guess the downtime gives her all the time in the world to take weirdo titty selfies of her rash…it’s like HERPES but on her chest not her cunt….and I know there’s at least one of you who can’t fucking handle looking at this shit, who just finds it so fucking perfect, it is your DIAMOND in the fucking rough…and that’s creepy but I like facilitating it.

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2019

21

Nov

Sasha Pieterse Big Tits Eating Noodles of the Day

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Sasha Pieterse is also known as Sasha Pieterse Sheaffer is apparently some actress from Pretty Little Liars, a show I haven’t seen but you’ve probably jacked off to a bunch cuz you jack off to everything a bunch…

It’s one of those shows that went VIRAL around the time that Social Media was happening, so people like Shay Mitchell, Ashley Benson, that Lucy Hale chick and I guess this one….to have millions upon millions of followers…

I have never heard of this one, probably cuz she’s fat, and I don’t notice or pay attention to fat chicks, even with their fat tits, my brain just can’t acknowledge them as humans…but today that has all changed because she’s producing fat girl eating pasta with her tits out porn that is probably more for her “cooking” influencer career she’s doing instead of acting – it pays more – but it’s PORN to the right audience and I think you’re the right audience for this…perverts….I just don’t think your’e the right audience to make me rich.

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2019

21

Nov

Camilla Forchhammer Christensen Bikini of the Day

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Camilla Forchhammer Christensen – what a name….does it get more Dutch than that? Oh wait Christensen is danish, I should have known that since it’s my wife’s favorite snack, but then again any baked good is her favorite snack…which doesn’t really have anything to do with this Christensen model…other than that seeing a skinny Danish girl in a bikini is far more amazing that seeing a fat girl danish eating girl in a bikini and we should never STRAGY from that FACT….with all this propaganda supporting fat models, who I just see as inferior on all fronts especially health, we need to UNITE as a people and say lean, long, tall women in bikinis are what we need to conserve in this ever changing world…

This looks good to me…

This is from her social media….also looking good to me…

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2019

21

Nov

Smart Pulling Keys from Ignition and Other Videos of the Day

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Reverse Fail

Angry Turkey vs Post Man

Smart Stunt

Drunk Guy of the Day

Just a Good Old Fashion Open Fire on THUGS

Titty Jiggle

Bear in a Car

Sinkhole of the Day

Crane Backflip

Dude in the Crawlspace at Walmart

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

21

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I accidentally watched John Travolta’s impression of a retard which I guess is a tribute to his autistic son they pretended wasn’t autistic even after he died in the shower in the bahamas from his retardation…SCIENTOLOGY…

He was in a FRED DURST directed movie, which is further proof hollywood requires no talent, and it was about an obsessed fan….

The only thing good that came from it was Travolta’s retard haircut was on point, but it was also a reminder that some of you must be weirdo obsessed fans like he was…

In my hatred that isn’t real hatred of celebrities, I forget the people actually consuming this content, all ONE of you, is likely a serious fucking loser fanatic who only finds joy in the fantasy life of hollywood…

An all you have are the movies…and you neglect to see how shit celebs actually are….not that celebrity even exists anymore thanks to the internet you can get obsessed with local girls in your hometown instead of the Taylor Swifts of the world…which is far more accessible since they don’t expect it…so there’s no security detail getting in the way of your creepy predator instinct…not to mention they are posting their shit online – they MUST want you to find them.

Either way, John Travolta playing a retard fan of some celebrity reminded me of you….so I guess I should be nicer to all of you cuz you can’t help loving these people, your brain just can’t handle the information, processing what the industry markets to you and what the people actually are…what is real and what is fake…and it isn’t your fault….but I prefer to laugh at you…retard.

Now should you go join up with the people mad at CHICK-FIL-A for not being loyal to their audience by denouncing their bigotry only to reclaim it…

Here are some morning links…

Fat Girl Breaks Sink…LOL
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Farting in the PA System at Airport
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Idol Star Blames Idol for Drug Addictio
CLICK HERE

Kate Hill Resigns
CLICK HERE

Slutty Streamer Tits Out in Gym
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Helping a Beaver…..
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Hunter Biden – Perv
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Unloading A Rail Car, Total Fail!
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Matt Drudge –
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Short Temper Baseball Umpire
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Cops Rescue an 8 Year Old
CLICK HERE

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