Melissa Alvarez is an interesting instagram influencer with her 850k followers subscribed and committed to what I assume are a set of fake tits, not just because most women with the last name Alvarez have shitty tits, but because in every one of her pictures the tits are featured and they look like little basketballs you used to play your Nerf basketball on in your dorm room because you had no friends or pussy.

There is the chance that her tits are natural, just amplified through filters and other AI tactics on social media designed to seduce the fans and really she’s more than just a set of round tits, she’s also got a round ass that she’s packaged as being created by fitness.

She doesn’t seem to have an obvious link to her OnlyFans account but instead sells workout programs for 600 dollars a pop, where I’d hope she’s at least naked in the workouts, because at 600 dollars I’d want my workout to have a happy ending….full completion.

I guess it’s better than selling skinny tea, bang energy and fashionnova, but I’m sure she does that too.

Here’s Melissa.

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Tay is a Miami based 5 foot 8 tall Cali girl at heart, whatever that means.

She is pear-shaped, which means she’s got big birthing hips and a wide ass to inspire you to breed with her, since birthing hips, like giant sloppy tits are triggers for your animal brain to want to breed a bitch.

I typically don’t really celebrate excess fat on a chick and aim for anorexia often caused by aggressive drug use, but that doesn’t man a soft, doughy SLIM FAT chick can’t generate the boners when posing provocatively.

Sure, toned bitched, fit bitches are probably better, especially if you’re a queer…but a little shape never hurt anyone, except maybe a few people who accidentally suffocated after being smothered by a fat girl’s cunt, but you don’t hear them complaining, that’s some dying with a smile on their face shit.

I am not defending this OnlyFans chick who carries her weight on her hips, I mean she could definitely do some fitness, I’m just saying, estrogen made her this way and as a non faggot in this very gay world, that’s appealing to me.

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Social media is life, so it’s time to start showcasing the social media stars who may be virtually unknown and anonymous, in part because of how aggressive the AI filter and photoshop is, but also because everyone’s and influencer and no one actually keeps track of any of them on the same level they do with actual celebs, even though the social media star is arguably more interesting and less coddled than an actual celeb, despite likely being self involved narcissists….but they had to push to get seen, or buy fake followers to get seen and now they are all fighting to be seen more or harder than the next guy!

So here is a social media babe being hot with the hot content – her name is Kassie Wallis

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