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2024

20

Feb

Selena Gomez is Feeding her Tits in Paris of the Day

Why post about one child star with kidney failure so bad they’ve cut the line to get a transplant from people who they harvest organs from…..when you can do two….and BOTH of them are French themed….if you don’t know what I am talking about SCROLL DOWN motherfucker…..there’s a Sarah Hyland post where she’s culturally appropriating French fucks and it’s offensive…now big titty big girl Selena Gomez is in France eating pastries as hard as she can cuz she’s a big girls and that’s what big girls do….they eat.

I guess there’s no real fear that it will blow out her already blown out kidneys, even though obesity kills, nothing seems to kill Gomez….not even her LUPUS…so carb load hard for the feeder fetish pervs.

I don’t know where the tits came from, maybe one of the kidney transplants came from a big titty girl and her DNA leveled Gomez up, but maybe she got implants because she was insecure with her wide face and wanted something to make it look smaller, or MAYBE she ate her way into tits…either way, people like tits…even fat ones of fat chicks…it’s a mental illness….

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2024

20

Feb

Old Lady Katy Perry’s Tits in a Tennis Outfit of the Day

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Katy Perry may be one of the clunkier pop stars I’ll never understand, but thanks to her brain washing and her ability to properly execute sonic warfare or witchcraft on the unsuspecting audience, tapping into their minds and making them become lifelong fans of hers…..she still exists….and is stupid rich.

She posing in some tennis outfit with the big tits, which have always been the only thing we’ve ever given a shit about Katy Perry, that Kissed a Girl song was offensive, profiteering off the dykes of the world for some shock value viral song that should have stayed a one hit wonder….

It makes me ask what kind of dystopian satanic hell, or simulation do we live in where they decided that Katy Perry doesn’t have enough visibility, but instead should be maximized and thrown onto Network TV….THIS DYSTOPIAN HELL…

I like tennis and I like tits and have the ability to erase Katy Perry from the pic to focus on the important things…..even if they are old…

Katy Perry, despite being old is releasing another album…cashing in on that people making people rich through tours….and it will be offensive, more offensive than this…

I’ve never found her hot, so I don’t find her hot now, yet here I am posting it. The power of tennis outfits…THE POWER OF TENNIS OUTFITS!

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2024

20

Feb

Shakira in the “Taking a Shit Stance” of the Day

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Shakira may not be as disgusting looking as most 55 years old, but that doesn’t mean she’s not 55 years old or that she should behaving like she’s still in her 20s.

If you take a card out of the J.Lo book, you’ll realize that it’s very fucking cringe when listening to a 55 year old use slang like she’s still young, or dancing choreographed hiphop dances like she’s at the fucking club, when really she should be in bed at 9 to curl up to a good book.

So I don’t really like seeing these bitches drop this kind of shit, like they aren’t 55 years old, all because they are motivated after seeing Taylor Swift make 1 billion dollars off her tour, when knowing they are less clunky and put on a better show than her….

Thanks to pop culture’s lack of evolution, we’ve got Katy Perry, J.Lo, Aguilera and a bunch of others pulling out new albums and setting up tours to mooch off the willing to spend fans….

Money Shakira the Tax Evader will definitely Evade Taxes on….

It will be a show that doesn’t involve her shitting on stage like G.G. Allin, but that does involve her in a shitting on stage pose….

Posted in:Shakira

2024

20

Feb

Kaya Rosenthal’s Tits From Some Show Called Hightown of the Day

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Kaya Rosenthal is apparently some actress who has been in the game for at least 6 years at this point.

I am going to assume her big break is the series called Hightown which no one has ever heard of or watched, but it’s on the streamers…

The series is about Provincetown drugs or cops or cops and drugs and it may be the best show ever and I’m just sleeping on it because I’m too much of a hater to commit….

What I do know is that this Kaya chick gets naked in the show for some titty exposing fuck scenes…and I guess thanks to the internet, we don’t need to watch the show to reach this pivotal moment in the show, we can wait for some other asshole to capture it and upload it for us, even. if that asshole is the marketing team behind the show hoping someone notices the show…

Well, they just got a free AD on here, so all 3 of you can celebrate KAYA getting her fuck on in some mainstream streamer shit and think “if only she had failed in Hollywood and ended up in porn”….probably rich parents.

Either way, she’s the clickbait of the show, cast to show the tits and that should be exhilarating…

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2024

20

Feb

Sydney Sweeney’s Red Titty Dress in Video of the Day

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I could just add this video to the PEOPLE’S CHOICE RECAP that I brought you as someone who didn’t watch the People’s Choice Awards, who is shocked the People’s Choice Awards has brand and network funding, because clearly the people making the choices are either retarded or AI chat bots….

I wasn’t invited to the People’s Choice awards, because the people didn’t choose me, however in the earlier internet days, I did used to game the all voting competitions because we had some influence and I won multiple local contests because my internet stardom got me votes….oh the glory days back when I was equally irrelevant, but there were more people clicking links…

I wasn’t sent any press releases to cover the People’s Choice Awards, because I don’t exist, and either should they….but I did see Sweeney’s big tits in a red dress and despite the downsy face, the lack of whatever chromosome she deals with, the tits looked great….

So great that she showed them off on her INSTAGRAM feed in video, because SHE knows what she’s doing with tits like that, how can you not use them for every perverted loser out there who gets excited about tit….

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

2024

20

Feb

Sarah Hyland Mocks the French with her Plastic Face of the Day

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Here’s some Sarah Hyland at the Beverly Hills Hotel with her tits out for some kind of event.

I didn’t realize that Sarah Hyland had tits, but I guess these things happen even when you have a freakish genetic disorder that requires having your kidneys replaced twice…

I did use to think she had primordial dwarfism, but I guess I was wrong about that since she’s still alive….I’ll admit it…I’ve been wrong before…

I do find her face a little freakish, but then again I always did, and I guess the good news for her is that she’s not dead yet, but more importantly that face filler doesn’t pollute your innards with toxins, putting strain on her already strained kidneys….UNLESS it does and she’s just living on the edge…

She’s in a beret, clearly appropriating French people, acting like she works at the patisserie making croissants or some shit, which is funny because when you dress like an African tribesman in blackface, dancing around the University lobby, you get cancelled..but when you mock the French it’s ok…get the fuck out of here with your apple watch you fucking kidney-less freak.

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2024

20

Feb

Britney Spears Has a New Background Filter from her Prison of the Day

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I am a believer that Britney Spears is dead, or that she’s being run by a body double, that gap in her tooth confuses me and with basic AI technology she is rich enough to afford, or her team keeping her alive is rich enough to afford, it’d be easy to keep her alive….

Her recently legless dad, just sitting at command centre swapping out backgrounds as they try to keep the money coming in on Britney.

I guess they realize they’ve used up the living room background for their green screen content and it’s time to pretend the now FREE as fuck Britney, who’s probably only free because her soul is a literal ghost floating through the world….remembered from her music forever….

So they are bringing in new backgrounds for her dance….saying it’s her Maui dance studio when really it’s a prison studio.

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2024

20

Feb

Ellie The Empress is the Instagram Of The Day

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I don’t think Ellie is really an actual Empress, but she does remind me a meme I saw….

A meme I’ll write out for you instead of finding it and posting it for you, because where’s the fun in posting a meme and moving on with my life when I can just drag it out and let my arthritic hands tell you about it….

I’m like the guy who preemptively explains the joke for you so when the punchline drops you’re ready for it, only my jokes don’t have punchlines…

So, I’m looking at this meme and it says….When we had Empires, we had Emperors, when we had Kingdoms we had Kings, now we have countries…..

MEANING….we have COUNTS…and they are all on only fans showing their COUNTS….not calling themselves ELLIE THE COUNT, but that’s what you probably get from her cuz this is the internet and that’s what the internet DO.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

20

Feb

Lina Polanco is the Instagram Of The Day

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Lina Colada…is out here producing some sexual content for all the perverts out there, because why the fuck wouldn’t she when she’s got a big set of tits like that.

Her bio reads that she tells dirty jokes and works as a truck dispatcher, probably for her mob family’s trucking business, which may get me killed for suggesting such a thing, but why the fuck else would she work when she’s got monster tits like this.

Sure, she has a fat chick with fat tits look, but that’s apparently trendy and expected in this fat era of fat people being celebrated and having the ability to bait and switch you as they blind you with the tits….

Clearly, someone at the trucking office that may not be owned by her mom family, said “hey, the strippers at the strip club I own outside of this trucking business and waste management business are doing good things with their tits online, look into it”….

Is Lina even an Italian name?

I’ve gone off course….re-focus ADHD AUTIST…ON THE TITS…

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

19

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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