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2024

22

Mar

Em Rata’s Brand Supported ASMR Fetish Content of the Day

I am not promoting this Em Rata ASMR campaign, because it deeply painful for me to even look at it…because I find ASMR disgusting, offensive, painful, cringeworthy…it just gets into my ear and down my neck and into the pit of my stomach like some kind of CIA derived torture device that triggers my killer instinct and makes me want to murder either the person or thing close to me, or myself….which is probably the fucking point of it.

I know that there are freaks out there, A LOT of freaks out there who love that ASMR sensation, that it tickles their fucking balls, soothes them and makes them cum all over themselves, so the fetish is fucking real and lucrative for some of the creepiest people out there.

Obviously a mooch fuck like EM Rata and a BRAND that she works with are going to tap into some weird fetishes to amplify and go viral and to pat themselves on the back of a marketing job well done by doing something so basic and retarded.

Unfortunately Em Rata’s voice is fucking terrible, her ASMR sucks harder than most ASMR, but not as hard as she normally sucks, which is her traditional version of ASMR, you know the gurgling fo cum in her mouth.

I am a firm believer, Em Rata is one of the biggest breasted scams out there….and that is being reaffirmed with this shit…

You may realize that they aren’t utilizing her tits, I guess she can only focus on two fetishes at a time….this one is ASMR and BIRD FACES….instead of her standard BIG TITS and BIRD FACES…because clearly there’s a fetish out there for BIRD FACES, otherwise BIRD WATCHING wouldn’t be as popular as it is…

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2024

22

Mar

Jessica Alba’s Thong Dress of the Day

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Jessica Alba still exists, obviously, she’s probably more obnoxious now than she was back when she was just some hot chick in movies that everyone went nuts over, because she’s a dot com billionaire.

She was one of the first celebrities to create a direct to consumer brand and make stupid money off her celebrity by selling her “HONEST” products, that were pretty much a fucking lie, but people didn’t care, they wanted to buy something Alba endorsed.

As someone who has watched these celebrities go from hot chick in movies trying to make it, to weathered old bitches who amassed extreme fame and wealth off the backs of us perverts….it always amazes me how much celebrity these people have and how effective celebrity is at making them money.

You’d think the average person wouldn’t give a fuck about buying Alba toilet paper, or whatever her Honest brand sells, but then you hear the sales numbers and you’re like “she sold a roll of toilet paper to 80 percent of the world population”….how does that even happen, she’s definitely not that hot.

Anyway, she’s in ELLE INDIA and she posted a video of the shoot. One of the dresses has a built in THONG looking effect to it, which I guess speaks to the WHALE TAILS of the 00s trend and the screenshot that they pulled from the video is on some DRAG QUEEN STORYTIME look…

Bitch is old…the Drag Queen looks happen but still ALBA…only richer and now validated as more than just the overhyped hot chick in movies…

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2024

22

Mar

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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For a few years I used to close the week off with a gallery of On/Off pictures, because ultimately, the everyday girls getting naked on the internet to fulfill their dreams is the most interesting thing on the internet.

Celebrities are dead, or boring….like who fucking cares about them…

Influencers are fake celebs, that play like real celebs, which is funny as a concept but also fucking boring.

It’s the real girls out there doing low level exhibitionism and whoring that fucking matter…

It’s the girls making 50 dollars a month on their OF trying to figure out how to game the system, not the girls who already made it…

So as much as I wanted to avoid doing these LABOR INTENSIVE galleries for free, I had no choice but to revisit an ON/OFF…

Ultimately, as a man, all I want to see when I see a clothed women, is her naked…and in this lazy generation of people being unable to do anything, I appreciate women who do it for us.

Here’s some On/Offs on a Friday for old times, CELEBRATION…

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2024

22

Mar

Amanda Holden’s Old Nipples in her Green Dress of the Day

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Amanda Holden is 53 years old, which in whore years, like dog years, is the equivalent of being 250…but she makes it look pretty good. I guess women don’t have to rot as hard as they seem to rot, especially when they are rich and on TV. Extreme measures must be taken.

Since she’s as old as she is, I can assume I’ve done at least one post on her in the past calling her out for being some kind of shameless whore seeking attention, not that that is a bad thing. I mean life is short, use all the tools you can to get as far as you can if that’s what you want to do, because ultimately none of it fucking matters.

She is apparently an actor who ended up hosting a talent show before landing a daytime morning show in the UK and this is how she dresses.

I assume it’s a little like how British Newspapers all had those titty models on page 3, the uptight, rotten tooth, sophisticated British working class like tits…so this is just the pivot of no one reading to TV broadcasts no one is watching so they need hard nipples to get somewhere on the internet and social media….I dig it.

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2024

22

Mar

Renee Olstead Posing Naked With Herself of the Day

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Renee Olstead is the barely a celebrity who turned to OnlyFans early on in the OnlyFans going mainstream.

She was on a hit TV show at one point in her life and I guess that was a great way to generate enough pervert fans into Ginger Chicks with big tits, that in this case are definitely bolt on tits, but I am not sure if they were always bolt on tits, these girls they modify themselves like a teen with a honda civic modifies his car.

I thought it was weird to see the girls transition from being marketable in the mainstream, where they already had a foundation run after selling nudes, but the money is obviously better and that’s usually the motivator for most.

In this shoot, Renee Olstead is posing with her ginger twin, I am too lazy to find out who her twin is, to see if this is AI, or just accept that either they are from evil hollywood cloning labs under Disneyland….or that Gingers are all genetically the fucking same, with their thick orange hair, white skin and barely visible pink nipples, coupled with super strength and an insatiable need to breed because they want to keep their species alive.

You know, survival shit because for generations parents would kill off their ginger babies thinking they were evil.

This is apparently for PENTHOUSE…so CHECK OUT ALL THAT PENTHOUSE HAS TO OFFER

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2024

22

Mar

Jenna Lee is the Instagram Of The Day

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I don’t know who Jenna Lee is, but we’ll assume that she’s not married to Tommy Lee since I’ve seen his wife, she’s some famous Vine Star who does softcore exclusive porn….

I’ll also assume she’s not married to Jet Li, or the Lees who own the Chinese restaurant in my hometown that I am sure used to serve rat….

I have a feeling LEE may not even be her real name, it’s probably a NOM DU PLUM or whatever they call a pen name or stage name, or STRIPPER name that allows them to detach from their actual self and become this character that gives boners…and boners they give….

Jenna Lee is out here doing her best job at giving boners. She could be AI. I believe nothing on the internet is real….and even real chicks doctor themselves up to be something else using AI, but maybe that’s the metamorphosis from whatever her real name is to becoming Jenna Lee….

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

21

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know if it is officially Spring Break yet, but I have a feeling that it is/

Despite a half decade of woke whiners ruining Spring Break, crying MeToo and Date Rape and other boring shit….

Toxic Masculinity and Misogyny that happens to be a great fucking time for everyone involved….because the people crying about that shit are hardly going to ever have fun ever….

I have a feeling that everything is cyclical and that the great era of BLOGS celebrating hot chicks will happen again…..

I think all these uptight scared motherfuckers will go back to being ignored like the losers they are….and the fun people will be out getting drunk with hot half naked chicks….

There are still hot half naked chicks, the new generation of chick is not all genderless and weird….

The truth is that such a small percentage end up date raped or dead, that we have to focus on the majority have the time of their fucking lives and that talk about that shit for the rest of their fucking lives…

They’ve tried to ruin Spring Break, they’ve tried to ruin hot chicks but it will be back….hot chicks being fun will happen again…hot chicks being fun is timeless and forever…

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Sydney Sweeney Wearing an Interesting Top to the Premiere of Immaculate!
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Gold digger prank funny enough to make anyone laugh
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Megan Fox confirms her engagement is off while talking about Machine Gun Kelly
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Reading books with funny covers in public prank
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Anne Hathaway finally reacts to The Idea Of You being about Harry Styles
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6 REASONS TO SAY “WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS THAT?
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Cobie Smulders … Seethrough Boobs !
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33 of the Dumbest Things People Did as Teenagers
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Mallory Edens Puts in Work!
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Greatest Amateur Sex Tape Fuck Ups.. Oh Dear God
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2024

21

Mar

Kelly Gale is Doggy Style of the Day

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I love bitches with bitches because dogs are the fucking best, end of story…but not end of post…because I have some rambling about nonsense to do and I am going to do it and you’re not going to read it…and neither of us will be better for it…it’s a lose lose lose scenario.

Kelly Gale is the hot trashy model who was once a Victoria’s Secret model, but who now is more of an OnlyFans instagram model, doing campaigns for Fashionnova, which is the Skinny Tea of bottom feeding clothing, despite being a multi-billion dollar brand, because girls like whorish stripper clothes that is stupid cheap and destroys the environment they protest so hard to save while doing their virtue signalling…

She’s got big hot tits…thanks to being Swedish, Indian and Australin…the perfect mix of trashy living in a sewer, acting like you live in a sewer, while having a modern and convenient design.

Anyway she’s posing with a dog for a clothing brand….hence the title being called Doggy Style, because I am simplistic like that….but not simplistic enough to just write “tits”…which is really all this post should be.

She is in a few acting jobs, I guess parlaying from trashy model to trashy actress and one of the movies is called UGLIES, where the world kills off the UGLIES, I dream we’ve all had….at least that I’ve had…and we can assume that Kelly Gale was cast because she’s not ugly, but because she’s hot, jerk off to her.

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2024

21

Mar

Stella Hudgens In Bed of the Day

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They say that I can’t do a Stella Hudgens post every day. That she’s not hot enough or deserving enough of daily praise for her nudes.

Well, I’m here to prove them wrong.

You don’t need to be the hottest sister, the most exciting sister, the most successful sister, you just have to be naked and the people will pay attention and if you do it right, will pay you money to keep you motivated to continue the nudes…progressively getting more and more hardcore until eventually regretting your choices and dying of a drug overdose….

So take it while you can….not that I am even into any of this, I don’t find her content good, compelling or hot, but it’s happening and that alone is hilarious to me, so I just keep on going.

So yeah, I can post a Stella Hudgens post DAILY.

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2024

21

Mar

Sahara Ray is Still Hot of the Day

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Sahara Ray must be 46 years old at this stage in the social media game, but there was a time in the early days of instagram that she was a total star.

She was the first girl I remember going topless with those big hot tits in what I’d call instagram photoshoots with trendy and hipster photographers who understood that whole aesthetic, hence the cake fart pictures and the other stylized nudes that are more than a selfie of her asshole

I think she paved the way and inspired girls like Em Rata to pull out her tits for attention and get paid, only Em Rata did it more aggressively because she was less hot, less creative or interesting and it’s always the fake fraud fucks who over-compensate after they rip off another bitch’s hustle.

I guess Sahara is still out here doing the instagram, only fans thing, saying WET despite her name being so dry….cuz it’s a desert and a dessert….but not a mirage…but instead pretty real…except maybe for her tits, face and pretty much everything else about her, since nothing is real on this instagram thing.

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