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2024

21

Mar

Madison Beer’s Tits Just Landed in Paris of the Day

Madison Beer’s Tits are in Paris eating croissants and quiche….or whatever other french food french people eat…french toast, french bread, BAGUETTE motherfuckers…some fancy cheese and wines…a little CAMEMBERT…look at me I’m Julia Childs but with a smaller dick dropping French Cuisine facts mothercuckers…

I am well aware that I am an out of touch old guy and that I have no business even knowing who Madison Beer is. Obviously.

I can’t help the shitty life that I made for myself updating a shitty blog that could be the best site on the internet, only no one reads it, so it makes me doubt that it is…..

So I’ve been forced to see the big tits of pop culture circulating through paparazzi pics, social media pics, celebrity gossip stories and all that nonsense and even if I don’t want to know anything about it, I will still stare at the tits.

Madison Beer was a YOUTUBE star that was created by her mom when she was a child, she grew some tits, and pervert dudes of Youtube gave her tons of views which they sold off to a record company as if she was relevant and important, when her views were all pervert dudes.

She had that Youtube money, that record label money and I guess eventually released music that she is currently touring…and through it all she’s had her tits, the most interesting thing about her.

Her tour has her in Paris, which means her tits are in Paris and based on the crowd in Paris, there was not much else to do in Paris last night…unless the French are just really into Madison Beer, which is always possible since the Germans liked Hasselhoff…it is far too many people for it to be a staged thing, like those people are really there, maybe the power of internet social media is stronger than I thought and she’s legit famous despite not really making any hits that I know of….not that I would know about them….because…

I AM HERE FOR THE TITS!

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2024

21

Mar

Caroline Vreeland’s Jungle Tits to the Titty Fetishists of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland brought her best TARZAN JUNGLE TITTY to the internet, which isn’t really meant to be as racist as it sounds, because when you think JUNGLE TITTY, you typically have a different visual that the aryan who likely had Nazi ancestors. She’s a GERMAN.

She’s got tits that would terrify me if I wasn’t so desensitized, just he idea of her carrying those around hurt my old out of shape back.

You’ve heard of tits bigger than your head, I think that she’s got nipples bigger than your head, but not necessarily because she’s got giant nipples which can be terrifying to look at, but because her tits are so big she needs the giant nipples to try to make the things look proportionate…it’s like no one had any choice in the matter when she walked into whatever radioactive device she walked into to develop the super tits…

This is the weirdest but likely the best birth defect a chick can have….this shit is bananas…you know jungle shit.

Posted in:Caroline Vreeland

2024

21

Mar

Victoria’s Secret Brings Back Candice Swanepoel Like a Bunch of Assholes of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret can suck all our dicks as hard as we’d like Victoria’s Secret models to suck all our dicks because they’ve traditionally been pretty fucking hot, even the benchmark of what a hot chick should be.

Then Victoria’s Secret decided to turn their back on their fan, their audience, all the media hype they generated from having some of the hottest models constantly producing content in their products, building the billion dollar catolog business into something even more substantial in the internet age.

We all loved to look at the weekly photoshoots of these chicks and because of that the chicks in our lives or in other dude’s lives assumed that we wanted to see them in the products, creating a massive empire.

That wasn’t good enough for Victoria’s Secret, instead of focusing on what worked, hot chicks, they decided to focus on the whiners of twitter who were either too fat or gross to buy their products, but negative and miserable enough to whine about how they market their products…

So a 25-30 year hustle gets thrown out, their army of babes released from their contracts and a handful of monsters get cast in their place, while still using Kendall Jenner and Hailey Bieber, who are fake models trying to be their best VS models, instead of just sticking to the models.

The empire collapses, the whole thing dies and NOW they are back with the whole “people like hot chicks” approach using one of their legacy models….

It’s just offensive across the fucking board….fuck you Victoria’s Secret….but I anxiously away the hot chicks they start onboarding now that the woke fat mutant deserving a shot when they don’t deserve a shot is over…

It’s pretty fucking simple, diversity and inclusivity doesn’t mean someone not qualified for the job deserves the job….

I don’t deserve to be a surgeon, like a fat chick doesn’t deserve to be a bikini model, there are standards of operation that must be respected otherwise EVERYTHING collapses….

Here’s CANDY.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2024

21

Mar

Sydney Sweeney’s Been Eating Out a Girl On her Period of the Day

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Ceiling-Eyed acting sensation who you’d possibly confuse for being an inbred if you were to meet her in the backwoods of Kentucky, is actually a hugely famous, possibly the single most famous celebrity of our times.

She’s one of the only actors to have gone viral on social media for being an actor, rather than the other way around.

I am wired to think acting is a joke and calling someone an actor makes me cringe a little, but the fact is that it is a profession they’ve created, celebrated and made important, so I should just grow up and accept it, no matter how silly it may be.

So this “actor’ who doesn’t really act, but can read off her lines that she memorizes for each seen as good as the average person, has a rockin’ set of tits, which aren’t being promoted in this picture.

Instead she’s gone deeper in her sexual content that helped make her matter in the perverted industry that pretends to hate perverts, while the whole world are a bunch of perverts…and that’s with some period eating fetish pics.

She’s promoting some horror movie about immaculate conception using MENOPHILIA which is the fetish of PERIODS…you know, to target a real specific niche.

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2024

21

Mar

Vanessa Leslie is the Instagram Of The Day

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This hot chick from instagram is an exciting one.

Her name is Vanessa Perez Leslie, she is married to an ex-NFL player named Jordan Leslie, who played a few seasons with a few teams but I guess never became a super star because according to google the devil that decides who becomes rich or poor on the internet, he was sent off to the CFL, which to NFL players is a fate almost worse than death, except they get to drink maple syrup, eat poutine, fuck hot chicks in igloos and other Canadian shit….

She’s a photographer, but also likes to get naked or semi naked for photographers and with tits like that, she should be doing just that.

As far as half naked chicks on instagram go, she’s pretty decent….and that’s saying a lot since most of them are vile, offensive, fake as fuck monsters trying to manipulate you to give them your credit card info….rarely are they in it for the artistry of pulling the tits out and it shows.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

21

Mar

Maria Rivero is the Instagram Of The Day

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Maria Rivero is not Mario Lopez….but you’d probably like to eat her taco more than his, not to say that he doesn’t bring the old family taco recipe to the table hard, but to say that her taco is a vagina and we like vagina…even on self proclaimed instagram models who may just be fat chicks in disguise.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

20

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Somewhere out there, as I write this, a man is sucking on another man’s fake tit.

There was a time when that was seen as weird.

Now it’s seen as normal and to call it weird is hate speech…which is even more weird than the dude sucking the man with the fake tits.

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Jessica Alba Takes the Cover!
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Hailey Bieber/ Victoria Secret March
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2024

20

Mar

Madisyn Shipman Titties Out of the Day

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Madisyn Shipman done got bit by the OF nudie content hustle….

It’s like these girls are so into being jerked off to.

So despite what they say when you’re trying to jerk off to them, they clearly are very into it.

Sometimes it just needs a little push, which is usually financial, but they probably like the likes, follows and hits they get from the racy BONER-BAIT.

She had a Sesame Street and Nickelodeon career, where she was likely sexualized by her team, producers, staff, co-workers, co-stars….which this is probably what paved the way for her to end up here right now with her tits out…

Haters will say she’s being shameless, but clearly they don’t see that she’s got tape on her nipples, like she’s not even shamelessly showing her tits for personal gain…

SHE IS BASICALLY CLOTHED you asshole misogynists…

Calling her shameless, attention seeking, trying to get paid, probably getting paid, defiitely putting her name and tits on the map as a contender…is just MEAN…JERKS.

Keep up the good work MADDY….I believe in you.

Posted in:Madisyn Shipman

2024

20

Mar

Ivanka Trump’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

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I don’t subscribe to the standard political bullshit that divides the retards of America. I am Canadian and we have our own single party pretending to be two party nonsense going on here.

I realize it’s just WWE marketing tactics of good vs evil, which targets the hive mind in different ways, forcing you to PICK A SIDE of you evil overlord or whatever…

So, sure it’s your election year, and sure FREEDOM is at stake, and sure ABORTIONS…and BORDERS and MEXICAN and WALLS and FRAUD and CRACK HEADS and SEXUAL ASSAULTING and whatever else people jump to…but it’s all pretty fucking boring…

So as someone who realizes it’s all bullshit, I can enjoy staring at Ivanka Trump’s TITTIES in her dress, showing some ratio…and birthing hips…like an old rich mom in Florida that she is….

Apparently, Kim Kardasahian and the other ELITES who don’t live in our SLAVE class appreciate her as well, since Ivanka’s husband financed Kim K’s underwear brand that is worth billions…as they all LAUGH at the rates fighting over scraps of meat….

Figure it out retard…

Posted in:Ivanka Trump

2024

20

Mar

Sofia Vergara Grabbing her Tits for Heidi Klum of the Day

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So America’s Got Talent is using smut to market their TV show, in attempts to get higher ratings. They’ve got their two Granny Judges out here posting marketing material where one is grabbing at her tits and the other one is jumping at her, like you can almost hear the menopausal pussy lips rubbing together, all dry and dusty.

I would argue that this is about 15-20 years too late, because there was a time when a star known for her tits, grabbing at her tits in a corset was seen as erotic, even pornographic and they’d jerk off to it. That time was probably before her 50th birthday.

It’s almost a TOO LITTLE TOO LATE titty grab, if that’s even possible, because I am sure some are so obsessed with tits that they get off to Old Folks home dementia panties holding their tits while getting their diaper changed before a hose down shower, it’s actually 90 percent of the reason you took the job at the old folks home, the other 10 percent was for the pension.

This is basically like Playboy models promoting each other to leverage both of them to greater heights, only the Golden Girl years…

The good news is that marketing using tit is still a thing.