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2019

25

Nov

Dove Cameron Got Them Tits On of the Day

Dove Cameron is some 23 year old singer and actress from some Disney shit, so you know a big hit with the pedos who run the entertainment industry, who are probably mad about her being 23 and not that 14 year old her family moved to LA to sell to those execs…but I guess they’ve got their use out of her and now she has a foundation, not an actual foundation doing charity work cleaning the ocean or bringing clean water to other kids who were victims of sexually abuse, but a foundation of fans she can continue to market and sell herself too…cuz it’s all she knows…

Her pre-sexualized by execs at 14 name was Chloe Celeste Hosterman, but she’s now Dove Olivia Cameron…because I guess Hosterman isn’t stripper enough for her…and the good news is that she’s and “it-girl” with dozens fo shitty projects in the works and she’s hot…and this is her with them tits out…

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2019

25

Nov

Dora Madison Burge Nip Slip of the Day

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Dora Madison Burge gets naked on social media as often as she can, sometimes less obvious than others, but still slutty enough….

I am sure it’s positioned as feminsism and free the nipple, because girls need group thought / group approval / a cause to do things they actually want to do, so it isn’t just slutty….which brings up my new cause, my new movement, my new activism which is “MAKE SLUTTY GREAT AGAIN”…

I should sell the merch, because intellectualizing, attaching a GOFUND ME or a Non Profit Company to being slutty takes away from slutty at its core…

This whole sex positive, sex worker support, nipples aren’t to be sexualized shit is a waste of fucking time…when all we want is the tit. Why ruin the tit…

Not to mention, we don’t even know who Dora Madison is….other than a girl from TV who no one cares about showing tit on social media to increase her following so that she can secure more fucking money…so even her slutty intentions, which are right, GET ATTENTION….but presented so wrong…with some bullshit excuse for slutty.

“MAKE SLUTTY GREAT AGAIN”…

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2019

25

Nov

Leigh Anne Pinnock Potentially Leaked Nudes of the Day

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Leigh Anne Pinnock is one of the people in LITTLE MIX, or is it Lil’ Minx? Who fucking knows….or who fucking cares about some manufactured band from X-Factor in the UK that made shitty fucking UK Pop music that I don’t think ever crossed over to America…but that still probably made them money, at least enough money to buy a smart phone and take slutty selfies of herself only to have them LEAKED…as if it wasn’t intentional…but maybe it wasn’t intentional…cuz slutty selfies that have “writing” on them like “the perkiness is real” makes the level of “embarrassing” that much higher than it would be if it was just nudes..which for most girls isn’t embarrassing at all since they are all sluts…

THAT SAID….I posted nudes from her co-star in her manufactured pop band named Perrie Edwards…and it basically got an army of fans report my twitter and could even be the cause of my twitter being deleted…so Little Mix, or Lil’ MINX are the enemy. We at war.

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2019

25

Nov

Willow Shields Bikini Ass of the Day

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One of the standard IG whore moves is when a girl posts a throwback to a bikini pic, when it’s not even THROWBACK THURSDAY. It’s always positioned as “dreaming of my best days in whatever place I am half naked”…and never “I need likes and follows and I have this hot slutty pic of myself with my ass out….posing for the camera…with my ass out…it’s just a bikini, which is an accepted form of clothing, so how slutty could it actually be considering it is clothed…well…pretty slutty cuz the clothes are half naked, the short legs are spread in a position to make the ass look like a fatter ass than it is…

Willow Shields is an 18 year old girl from Hunger Games where she wasn’t 18 years old…so this must be very exciting to those of you who had a crush on her and thought she was cute while masturbating to that series…. I have never seen the series, or heard of Willow Shields…but I have heard of Willow the midget from the movie Willow….who I assume is her dad…based on her legs….ENJOY…

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2019

25

Nov

Katherine Heigl in a Bikini for her Birthday of the Day

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Katerine Heigl’s husband needs to use some of that Grey’s Anatomy money to hire a graphic designer, maybe the same people behind the FYRE FESTIVAL with that big MEME account on instagram, to help him work on his MEMES….

I get the joke here – “Super Hot Wife” is an LOL…good one bro….but the execution isn’t there, the sarcasm not strong, I’m not a MEME comedian and couldn’t make a MEME for the life of me, I’ve tried and failed and for the most part, I don’t even understand MEMEs and need them explained to me…but this one, I get…it just isn’t funny and I’d expect it to be better coming from rich people who scammed Hollywood and made Heigl a household name despite being built like a school bus.

Posted in:Katherine Heigl|Katherine Heigl

2019

25

Nov

Bella Hadid Lingerie of the Day

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Bella Hadid is out here in lingerie, making her own Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, because she knows all about the DIY model world that instagram created, mainstream media refer to her as a “Supermodel” despite being troll. How’s that for scamming the general opinion of herself in the mainstream…..and pop culture…

Her rich dad who claims to be broke, who is a notorious LA rich creep that fucks all the under 30 “models” who move to LA to make it, but instead just make old rich dudes cum on their asses for rent money. It’s an honest living…anyway her dad the “developer” built what he is pretending is a 100 million dollar mansion on a hill, his neighbors, also rich people sued him, and after inspection has been ordered to tear the whole thing down…because that’s the kind of narcissistic idiot he is. Delusional…which is clearly what his daughter is too but like dad…has the support of mindless idiots who believe their hype, their self-promotion, their bullshit..cuz they don’t know how to hate on it…which is really unfortunate in this anti-hate era that is actually full of hate…just targeted at the wrong thing while weasels like this weasel their way into our hearts by getting booked for campaigns despite having that rodent fucking face.

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2019

25

Nov

Hilary Duff – Scary in Bike Shorts of the Day

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Here’s some Lance Armstrong looking shit, only with more balls, you know since Lance Armstrong, like the founder of Burton Snowboards, and probably all of us who use lap tops and keep cellphones in our pockets, have testicular cancer…

The plastic faced 30 years old in the bike shorts, who doesn’t realize that nothing is gayer than bike shorts, because it’s a trend now….looks substantially less bulky than she used to look. I guess she traded crossfit and powerlifting for ketogenic diet, fasting, and whatever the trend to be lean is…and I think it’s a good thing, even though I found her powerlifting legs kind hot and sturdy….

I guess she’s ramping up for the Lizzie Maguire redo that no one asked for but that everyone and their mother knows is going to be a huge fucking show thanks to the general public being nostalgic idiots that like familiar things because it feels like home and because they want to fit in with the cool kids on social media with no opinion of their own…they just know they have to watch some shit, even in the background, to say they watched it…you know to fit in…like Hilary Duff is fitting into these shorts…

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2019

25

Nov

Kaili Thorne Epic Butthole Selfie of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is like her step sister or half sister Bella Thorne minus the drug addiction that Bella looks like she has…not that Kaili doesn’t have a drug addiction too…all these girls are broken, especailly since their daddy died young, but she doesn’t have the same scabs on her face as Bella or the overall stench you assume has from the pics you’ve seen of her – not that drug addiction would stop any of you from wanting to fuck her – the whole having a vagina hole is enough to win your pervert ass over and drug addiction, if anything, may help your cause…of thinking you can fuck her…

Either way, this THORNE who isn’t as famous, but who rides the name hard, posted this here butthole selfie…that is more a “kind of a butthole selfie”….you know she’s doing her best, she wasn’t as molested as BELLA was…so it’s hard to fully tap into that same slut instinct cuz you’re not as destroyed at your core…but they can never take away that last name you ride and with every hit Bella gets it helps this bottom feeder’s lecherous strategy of mooch off my half sister I could legally fuck since we’re barely related…but related enough to monetize her content and get paid…without the Bella Thorne Co-Sign…it’d just be another ass on the internet…but now it is an ass on the internet with some pop culture affiliations…

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