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2019

Oct

Inka Williams Wet Bikini of the Day

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I am a fan of Inka Williams. The only thing she’s got working against her is that she was born in 1999 and not 2000…

Going into 2018, I remember thinking that fucking somone born in 2000 would be a huge feat, because I remember Y2K, I was at a party and convinced the host to pull the fucking power as everyone screamed happy new year…such a winning prank in a time when I used to socialize…when I could laugh…before I hid and hated everyone…but enough about me…

Since 2018, I haven’t fucked someone born in the year 2000, but like Christina Aguilera Nudes, each day that passed, it became less and less desirable, and less and less like something I needed to achieve as an old and tired and near expired fuck…it’s best to just sit it out and look at the hot young bodies in bikinis like everyone else on the internet…depressing in its own right, but not as depressing as real life, so that’s good…just not as good as thin, hot Inka Williams…

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2019

Oct

Salma Hayek Hot Bikini of the Day

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Salma Hayek has always known her role in Hollywood, so the fact that she’s in a Marvel Movie that is currently filming, isn’t really a testament to her integrity as an artist, and more about her knowing her and her titties are clickbait…

She can barely speak english, so what the fuck is she to think when people wanted her in movies back when she became a huge fucking star…so i guess her whole hustle is wanting as many people as possible on an international level – including CHINA looking at her tits…

She is married to a billionaire, so it’s not about the money…or the paycheck, unless there is a clause in the prenup saying “1 big movie every 3 years so I know I’m not married to a fucking money grubber bum”…

She does it for the fans…and I guess now that all the celebs need to have social media, her creativity in self produced posts is limited to “how can I show my tits in various ways” and this is her most recent attempt.

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2019

Oct

Kendall and Kylie Incest of the Day

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I don’t find Kendall or Kylie hot. They are just vapid plastic puppets being used by their psycho mom that is so crazy their dad cut his fucking dick off…years of being emasculated ended the weirdest way possible, but at least it inspired kids everywhere, who are unable to choose their favorite cartoon to watch on a Friday Night with family, to choose their genitals or gender at fucking 8 years old, so that they can go to school, and fight for their individual rights, that they have no concept or understanding of, but that their parents do….their parents want to be such a part of the conversation, and advocate cuz their kids are different, it gives them purpose…put them all on hormones…

Which I guess makes Kris Jenner, the hustler stage mom who understood merchandising, celebrity, and making fucking money…less of a threat…

If these cunts piss, it’s worth 10 million dollars, because it sells 10 million units….That is why they still exist. They can drive fucking sales….to basically anything…otherwise no one would care, pay attention or give a fuck…but in this buy and sell world…they care…

They are muppets thanks to face injections and the family surgeon who’s prized work is shaping Bruce’s balls into a pussy….making Kylie’s ugly face an easy feat….

They are on each other cuz incest in the best, at least according to all the trending porn videos…

If you find this hot. You’re fucked up….

In other news… Here’s Kylie halloween costume…even though bitch is in costume daily, so committed to her fake persona that it’s not just for Halloween anymore…but it is fucking clownlike…

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2019

Oct

Kelly Brook Fat Tits of the Day

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I have been in a pub with a group of Rugby players that were official Rugby players from the UK, and not your typical weekend league of Rugby players, who are equally crazy, like to drink as much if not as the pros and do equally weird tough guy jock things, that could be confused for homosexual, as it involves rubbing their dicks in each other’s faces, and fucking drunk trash together…living up that Rugby Stereotype harder than the pros…

For some reason, I have no idea why, Kelly Brook came up in conversation, it was years ago, and I guess she was fucking a Rugby Player, she is from the UK, and I guess were all in the same scene…and they went off..

They were laughing about how fat and gross she is. How she’s got the tits, but that they are tits no one should want, how she’s a terrible person who thinks she’s more important than she is, hotter than she is, and that she only looks good in pics cuz she starves herself out before going back to being fat…They laughed about how she went to America to make it at 35, you know one last run for celebrity…they even passed around nudes that I think have been leaked since….

So I feel closer to Kelly Brook when I see her now 40 year old titty content, I feel like I have inside scoop with those who either fucked her, or know people who did….and I don’t think she is so bad, all girls are fat fucks now, but not all girls put all their worth and value into their tits, and if you got tits like this…they should be out there on call, on duty, putting in work….they aren’t retired yet…

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2019

Oct

Elizabeth Olsen Interracial Sex of the Day

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Elizabeth Olsen is barely having interracial sex from whatever movie this is from, but it is still enough interracial sex for your white racist ass to be triggered and feel offended by, because not every man is like Maitland Ward’s husband who to spice up the relationship they threw her into BLACKed…

Elizabeth Olsen is the Olsen triplet who still acts and who also looks human…making her the more interesting Olsen…mainly cuz as an actor she still gets half nude for roles….it is the only way to survive…

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2019

Oct

Jordyn Jones Getting Wet of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is an actor from Dance Camp, something I am sure you creeps are very fucking familiar with, but that I can say I’ve never seen or heard of, but assume is the pedo content coming out of Hollywood, cuz Hollywood is filled with a bunch of fucking pedos…

She is 19 now, so looking at her slutty self produced content for her social media feed, because it is the trend, all the young girls are doing it, they grew up on porn, whats celebrating a youthful body in a bikini, it’s not nearly hardcore or degrading, it’s more a celebration that if you take on dance at a young age, and remain fit, and you’re 19, half naked is the only way you should be, cuz eventually it will all end…time is not on her side…so make the most of it…

I know so many 40 year old women who regret not doing this at a young age, back when they could eat and drink anything they wanted without getting fat, with no time machine and no social media back then, it all becomes just a memory….when it should have been documented, yet everytime I offered to use my SONY HANDICAM on them, they’d freak out, leaving my experimental porn videos womanless…

So this is all progress for humanity, at least in terms of celebrating hotness or being your hotest at 19, which really doesn’t matter to anyone, but she won’t regret doing this at 40, and either will her husband who will still jerk off to the archive…oh to be young.

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2019

Oct

Marina Polnova Naked with Bad Tits of the Day

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Marina Polnova bringing out the nipple scars that grace her tits because she felt that bolt on tits were such a great selling point, that hacked up nips wouldn’t deter her clients…she chose the volume…the roundness…that really stand out on her skinny body.

She is Russian, just trying to navigate the world, and positon herself in sex work that isn’t official or obvious sex work like all the girls are doing, and part of that journey, part of her truth, is topless shoots.

I do fucking hate breast implants, except when I am at the strip club getting lap dances, in which case I like the most freakish tits I can track down, because I like to encourage body dysmorphia and the things it makes a gutter idiot do…

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2019

Oct

Poor Camel and Other Videos of the Day

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Food Cart Fail at Universal

Gym Fail…

Car Vs Center

Van vs Prius

Attempted Robber VS Guy with Gun

Accident of the Day

Man Stuck in Chimney

Naked Man in Hong Kong Subway

Drunk Guy Jumps Out of Ambulance…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am pretty out of touch…

I heard a kid saying “I’m balling like curry” and I thought he meant the food curry…and was trying to figure out when curry balls were…

But maybe I just don’t watch sports…cuz I am not a queer…

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Stock Traders Knew about 9-11 Attacks..
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Bikini Yoga Girl Gets a Butthole Poke
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Steve Carell and Colbert Bro Down…
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Wait for It….
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White Trash – Public Piss…
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PAY to Sniff Leather Pants Worn by Young Olivia Newton John….
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Worry Series Titty Flashing Whores…
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Gonzales in Halloween Costume…
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Crazy On the Train
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Truck Drives into Low Bridg
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Raising Bridge for Trucks
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Jeopardy Champ Back…
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Dog Jumps in Leaves…
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2019

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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No tricks means no treats in the form of paying a bitch to look at my old tired barely a penis, more of a clit with balls penis and laugh as we try to put it in her mouth, that is more just rubbing it against her face, like when you used to practice eating out your sister’s barbie…genital-less….

I guess what I am saying is hookers are a waste of money…when you can’t get a blowjob for the 15 dollars you are willing to pay for one…from whatever desperate for 15 dollar trash is out there…maybe she’s crazed with syphilis, or a junkie with bandages on her arms to hide the gangrene and a blown out nose from snorting whatever bathtub meth she snorts…or some old fucking lady looking for a thrill….because you can’t get the good hookers unless you’re rich, or pretending to be rich on sugar daddy sites…only to pay the “allowance” for the threesome you booked in her hotel room by having her send a paypal request that you never pay…I heard that story and loved it more than an Apple store employee seems to love working at Apple…or more than Facebook loves tracking your messages outside of Facebook for key words…or more than who fucking cares…

What I am trying to say is….it’s only a day or two away from Halloween…and you best not be giving out candy, you’re creepy enough….save your energy to put on a mask and party with college kids without them knowing you’re creepy…it is the one time of year for that…and for asking girls you walk by if you can try on their panties..but I guess it’s a few days away…you got time to plan…

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Weird Dude and his Mannequin…
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Raver Very Serious About His Michael Myers Costume…
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Gomez Hard Nips.
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Wet T-Shirt…
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Crackhead Pissing in the Street
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LeBro Loses Wig in Game
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Gross back Tattoo
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exploring epstein’s Pedo Island….
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Biker Falls in the Fall…
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Worst Clickbait of all time
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Kevin Spacey is Off the Assault Hook cuz the Dude died before trial. Win.
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Anna Todd Built an erotica empire from One Direction Fan Fiction
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What’s Streaming Next Month
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Celebrating Too Soon Criminals Get Arrested..
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Madonna Feuding Like the 1980s
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Laker Fan and Her Big Booty….
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Car Pile Up
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Wins Tip Trucks…
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Rapper Proves He Got a Concussion Having Group Sex – Sounds Queer..
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Dropping Can of food in boiling oil
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Halloween Sluts
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Kim Garner Bikini on Beach
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KLUM TITTY OUTFIT
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Olivia DeJonge Good…
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Cyrus Paparazzi
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Constant WU Awards
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Flo Poo Crazy Outfit
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Thomas Mac in a Outfit
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Gomez Titty
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Aniston and Witherspoon at a thing…
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Sarah Hyland Pregnant Booty
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Rossum in NYC
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Flanagan Titty..
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sloppy tits on couch…
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BDSM….
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Slutty Amateur…
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4 girls 1 bottle
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Naked on a Boat..
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Anal Attack..
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Vaccuum Fucker
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Girls Compare tits
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Laundry Day….
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Socialite Does Porn on 18th Bday..
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Cutting Cake with Cunt
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Perky Tits
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12 ppl having a Shit Day
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Special Needs Pro…
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Four Girls Fucking a Wine Bottle on Cam….
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