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2019

Oct

Selena Gomez Deleted Sex Selfie of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this slutty selfie wearing Kim Kardashian’s new underwear thing to suck in all her fat fan’s fat, I guess a made in China instagram novelty item they can sell 100 million units of…since the Kardashians are just this generations answer to QVC….

Apparently, it was a “felt cute, may delete later” situation you see on the internet often set to slutty pics of girls begging for attention cuz they are insecure and need a pick me up. Maybe because they aren’t that hot in person, and the feedback on IG feels good since they don’t get it in person. Or maybe because she sex offended Bieber and kept him prisoner to her entitled whiny spoiled pussy, and forced him to marry the first bitch who came along to get her off his back…something that sent her to LUPUS rehab again, but that she’s also made a song about….

Anyway, Selena Gomez then deleted this pic because Taylor Swift made her cuz Taylor Swift and the Kardashian-Wests hate each other for marketing purposes and I guess Gomez is team Taylor Swift for the sake of marketing fights because Taylor Swift runs the pop music industry and I guess Gomez wants in on that.

It’s all silly, and it’s not even a hot pic….but here you go…

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2019

Oct

Maggie Gyllenhaal Threesome of the Day

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Maggie Gyllenhaal is at th peointin her career where we can collectively agree that she is a fucking exhibitionist pervert who likes people watching her gross mom tits in fuck action.

The spoiled RICH LA kid has had a great career. She has been in so many movies. There is no need for her to break out at 45 as some sexual being getting her fuck on. She did that in the Secretary movie back when you needed a role like that to let people know you’re a fucking serious force coming to get all the acting jobs..

Now, she’s so established that doing this is just for kicks, for a thrill cuz she likes simulating sex for an audience….she doesn’t need the money, she doesn’t need the glory, she does this for her own perv reasons. It is weird.

Maybe it stems from her rich kid childhood where she likely fucked her younger brother Jake…cuz there is no way that asshole isn’t a sister fucker….who had a perv sister force his homosexual cock in her during puberty…cuz rich people are fucked…

I don’t watch The Deuce because James Franco plays twins and that kind of thing makes it impossible for me to get into the show, knowing special effects are going on…it annoys me…and they could have just cast his actual brother…why go down that annoying early film making tactic of split screens and body doubles so one guy can play all of the cast..in the worst one man show ever….not to mention it is twin-facing, when there are many twins trying to get work in twin parts, but instead the studio chose Franco for their 70s porn story….

Dumb and dumpy….

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2019

Oct

Faith Schroder Bra and Panties of the Day

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Faith Schroder is the slut that Ricky Schroder made….out here trying to establish herself since for her entire life her dad has been basically useless as fuck….He a has been from before she was fucking born…who luckily hit big on Silver Spoons early on in life, to make the money to carry him through life, all while allowing him to be a too young for millions of dollars and fame asshole, an attitude I’m sure he carried through life….

She is using the low level tactics of half nakedness on social media, riding her last name as hard as she can, give that familiar name some new life….it needs to be revived….with pussy…

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2019

Oct

Bella Thorne Halloween Tits of the Day

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I just roll my eyes when I see Bella Thorne doing pretty much anything. It’s just been done and she lacks a compelling personality, so if this was a different era, one where there was no social media to keep trash alive…

It fucks the whole dynamic of when they are supposed to off themselves – Dana Plato…

You know, she lucked out when young, due to stage parents and pedo producers finding the girl cute at 10…but it doesn’t mean we have to care or that it should give her a life and a career…But thanks to the low level marketing tactics and social media and the market accepting people with not talent as personalities they find fun to watch…they continue to bring the tits.

It’s repetitive, but so is everything, we are drawn to that in which is familiar..and Bella Thorne is familiar…uneventful…but familiar…

: Bella Thorne

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2019

Oct

Lisa Rinna J.Lo Panty Flash of the Day

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What the fuck kind of magic does Lisa Rinna’s makeup artist pull off here? It is some houdini level magic….and not in a good way, not in a “Lisa Rina Looks so Hat”…but in a Did they remove Lisa Rinna’s entire head and replace it with her younger daughters plastic face injected face? Because bitch looks pulled back TIGHT and it is scary…maybe that’s the halloween costume…and maybe it is one of those latex or silicon masks the nerds have to properly execute their nerd dreams of playing nerd characters for their comicon events….but it is probably BOTOX…

She’s old as shit, so who fucking cares about this pile of trash who was never hot, but always a whore drawn to the hollywood bright lights, a whore who raised her slutty influencer daughters to be whores too…and the real WTF in all this is not the muppet face, since all rich women have it, it’s the fucking balls she’s got in her panties giving a weird fucking pussy bulge far weirder than typical pussy definition, even on older women, making me think she may just be trans..it would explain the hard face…but it could just be a fat beat the fuck up cunt…

Who knows…I’m not a doctor. I don’t have the answers. Most whores I know this age are already dead so I can’t ask them their take on it…Good tits though.

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2019

Oct

Lindsey Pelas Naked of the Day

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Lindsey Pelas Naked, does anyone care?

The first time I wrote about Lindsey Pelas and her massive tits, she had 700k followers on Instagram, the platform she uses to build that pervert fan base. Now she’s got 9 million. I am sure 90 percent are fake followers she purchased for 1 dollar per 1000, as these influencers do, but her tits are silly enough to assume some of the audience is real, just there for the tits…

I have not followed her career too closely, I found her gross from the first time I Saw her, maybe because of the plastic face, I just don’t like that look, it’s too cheesy for me…or maybe it was cuz of her shitty titty content that was basically boring as fuck….

She’s a self proclaimed “Genetically Gifted” girl…that is her IG bio….in reference to the massive tits…

She was smart enough to whore out them tits consistently for all these years as American men love massive tits….

It didn’t lead to a massive career, but millions of people will follow tits… because tits, when they are borderline gross, is enough to find an audience and thus a quality sugar daddy….to breast feed..

So this is her nude, I’m sure something people pay good money for, cuz people have awful tastes…and like me are blinded by dumb fucking tits….

What it comes down to…the world needs girls like this…

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2019

Oct

Kaia Gerber Day 59 of being 18 in Tight Leggings of the Day

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Kaia Gerber working out on the street at “the dogpound” in her tight leggings while Pete Davidson sneaks out of her apartment…cuz this skinny 18 year old rich kid ass that is being thrown into the family business of modeling…and has been dabbling or building to this for the last 3 years cuz Cindy Crawford, her mom, is a vain narcissist who wants to relive her own career using her daughter, the gift to keep the entitled rich kid busy, otherwise she’d just be high in the pool house watching netflix and online shopping, what else is there to do…this way she can do the drugs with people who think they are important cuz they do “fashion” shit…

I get that the industry or pop culture fucking love rich kids, and treat them like they genuinely earned their success all for being born lucky…but I still find it lame. For a rich kid with access to everything, playing in NYC like a Victoria’s Secret promo model, all cuz she’s skinny and tall enough, cash in while you can or someshit, just seems like she’s selling herself short….like just use your money to travel, explore, create…without any pressure or commerce…but instead she wants out there in front of camera getting paid…believing her own manufactured hype…probably having conversations with coach mom about how to pose like she has been doing all her life…and it’s fucking lame…and encourages such waste, commercialism, buying shit you don’t need, having unrealistic body image for her fans and all that other negative shit we should be moving away from…but people are just so short sighted they buy into the nonsense..their egos can’t help wanting to have fans and win….cuz financially she doesn’t need this shit…

The only good news is that her skinny little ass is not a HADID.

Kaia Gerber Day 59 of being 18 in Tight Leggings

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2019

Oct

Isabela Merced Slutty Thong Pants of the Day

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Isabela Moner changed her name to Isabela Merced and dressed up as slutty Maddy from HBO’s Euphoria….

I guess she didn’t like the context of the name Moner…which I assume is often confused with moaner, and while coupled with some slutty behavior becomes a cheesy porno name you’d expect to find in 90s porn, getting fucked by Erik Everhard or some equally silly name..

She is cast as Dora the Explorer, a hispanic mainstream icon, so focusing on her ethnic name, especially in the current climate, to let the world know she’s ethnic, and not white with some white anglicized name, is a smart strategy, but so is being on all fours….for Halloween…or really for any reason…it makes us care..barely care…but care nevertheless.

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2019

Oct

Two Idiots Flash MLB Baseball Game of the Day

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Two garbage sex workers from instagram, who are making a shit ton of money with their instagram, because they push their pervert dude fans to their patreon, where they release exclusive nude content for them, cuz guys are fucking idiots and figure throwing 15 dollars a month to some ugly gutter shit woman is a good thing to do, what’s 15 dollars a month, it makes them feel charitable, while making this garbage rich…went to the MLB finals to flash tits for attention…

A shameless stunt that went kind of viral and that they are fucking loving…but that should have got them arrested because they are whores…not feminist activists using a platform for their cause…they are girls who want to be rewarded for being sluts…and are faking the whole feminist thing…and I hate it but also think it’s funny that the media pick up on this shit…so a win for them and their bullshit fake titty magazine.

They should make an example out of then and take away her social media for selling sex and pretending it is feminsm, but at the same time all girls are doing this, these ones are just doing it better and it really required zero effort…I’m sure a sugar daddy paid for their tickets to the game to begin with…they just had to show up….

Not to mention, they know the feminist thing is just a loophole, or solid excuse to so they can flash for clout so you can get more subscribers to their porn site. Sex workers are more crafty than they used to be…

I hate this shit, but I have issues with one of the sluts who came at me with lawyers when I did a post on her prostitute ass….so they remain nameless…but flashing in pro sports is news worhty to me….

As is betting on pro sports …which is far more rewarding…

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2019

Oct

Cheryl Burke Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Did you ever think you would hear about Cheryl Burke, the dancer best and only known for Dancing with the Stars, after her life with dancing with the stars…

I forgot and I am sure you also forgot who she was too…

I realize she’s definitely got creepy fans who really think she is the hottest thing, and who follow her every move on social media, you know the kind of guy she’d find masturbating in her bed when she returns form her vacation they know she is on cuz they are just that into her…but I totally forgot she existed…

But I had to google her….and I also guess bikini selfies of a pro dancer who avoided the whole stripper thing, which in and of itself is a rare and horrible feat…is all it takes to cycle back through the media cycle….cuz the world are fucking perverts…

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