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2019

26

Sep

Sugar Daddy and Sugar Baby Interaction of the Day

There is a MEME going around that reads “If you see me at a dinner in a nice restaurant with an old dude – mind your business….so don’t @ me”..

But this is the new reality. Young people are not allowed to fail. They are not allowed to bully. Their parents coddle them and do their homework for them. They are spoiled as everyone is just trying to fit into a society dictated by material goods, expensive shit and luxury vacations. Rap music, Kardashians, other instagram rich kids showing off the good life….gives the “normals” a want for that good life and a sense of purpose to get that good life with an entitlement that they deserve the good life, with a work ethic of someone who doesn’t work…

So bills need to be paid and there are a lot of rich dudes used to whores who are only into their money and using that to control them…so it all works out nicely…

Girls who don’t work but want designer shit and are willing to suck dick for it…and rich dudes who are old as shit and like the attention, experience, young whore that doesn’t think she’s a whore pussy.

It’s really a magical time for girls and rich guys….and a funny time for those of us who get to watch it unfold…

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2019

26

Sep

Barbie Ferreira Erotica of the Day

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Barbie Ferreira is the fat girl from EUPHORIA who plays an underage cam girl/ dominatrix or whatever because Euphoria is one of those shows, you know the extreme look at the youth of today, while being inclusive and empowering, and they know that fat lazy cam girls are an actual thing, becuase dudes are perverts and will watch anything, while fat girls, a specific kind of fat girl, offsets the fat by being a slut…not that anyone sees fat anymore, since they are all fat…all good things I guess…

So here is big girl doing keeping the character alive until next season….

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2019

26

Sep

Emily Meade Nude Cum Shot of the Day

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The James Franco show about 70s porn brings the fucking nudity. I can’t watch the shit, which is surprising because I like things set in the 70s. I like porn from the 70s and the whole mainstream or growth of porn is a fascinating story…just not when James Franco plays his twin and talks to himself in scenes. That shit ruins EVERYTHING…

I got through one episode….but I don’t mind posting the nude scenes from the show, if anything I encourage nudity on mainstream TV, to offset the porn industry who does nudity so fucking terribly and have for a solid decade….you know get some writers, acting, production value behind it…it is the future, maybe the now, I don’t know I’ve been waiting for more mainstream nudity for basically my entire life….

So Emily Meade…with cum on her….is a 30 year old actress who has been doing this since she was a kid (acting not taking fake loads for HBO, sick fucks)….and this is that.

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2019

26

Sep

Grace Elizabeth Lingerie of the Day

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Grace Elizabeth is a 22 year old Victoria’s Secret model that I am sure I have posted at least once, but that I don’t remember posting because they all seem to blend into each other. I mean it is hard to be a compelling or exciting character on social media when all you do is half nude catalog shoots for brands like a fucking promo model with only one marketable skill.

I mean I am sure she loves that stamp of approval all the other kids crave, a VS contract, 999k followers, it’s the fucking dream….because that is what matters to these people, being a vapid shell of a human who sells shitty unethical product no one needs, fully irresponsible dreams…

Her real name is Grace Elizabeth Harry Cabe. She is from Florida. She studies nutrition. She got engaged yesterday…to Nicolas Krause…a highly paid German soccer player….so there’s that…

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2019

26

Sep

Jade Chynoweth Lingerie Erotica of the Day

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Jade Chynoweth is some “dancer”, just not the right kind of dancer who can leave a shit stain or period stain on your Khakis for 4 dollars a song, she’s got more of an ego than that….

Apparently, she has a recurring role as Kathleen Nolan on the TNT television series The Last Ship……a TNT reies three weirdos have probably watched, but don’t pigeon hole her, she’s done more than just that, she’s also Odalie Allen on the YouTube Premium series Step Up: High Water because why kill the STEP UP franchise of yearly shit movies for the last 20 years…

She’s best known for being Halsey’s back up dancer who she gets sexy with like two college girls making out with each other at the frat party…you know to be relevant and to be edgy and to be wild and talked about and it is all pretty fucking dull to me.

Here she is getting gay with Halsey at the Rihanna fashion show..

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2019

26

Sep

Margarita Levieva Nudity of the Day

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Margarita Levieva is on Jame’s Franco’s 70s porno show that I don’t watch because he plays twins and that always offends me…but there is nudity on it, if you’re into that sort of perverse thing thanks to giving up on GOD and turning to PORN……

She was born in 1980, so she’s old as shit, turning 40 which is 100 in Bitch years…..but thanks to being Russian from the 80s, in the depth or final days of communism, she may have memories of the rationed breadlines, or not having Toilet paper in her cold water flats….and that builds the kind of character I like in a woman, trauma, that you can just show a picture of that era to, and she goes into FLASHBACK mode, thanks to the TRAUMA, keeping her well behaved….

They say she was a competitive gymnast before going on to star in the films The Invisible, Adventureland, and Spread….I am assuming she started in Soviety Russia, where they saw her and said “not ugly enough to kill off or to train to work in the mines” in hopes they die off so as a country theye only have the hottest soulless manipulativ (russian for mannipulative) women who get what they want out of dumb men….and I guess it worked…cuz for 40…this is pretty good.

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2019

26

Sep

Paris Berelc Braless of the Day

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Paris Berelc is doing a wife-beater titty bounce and other slutty content cuz she’s young and this is what they do to matter.

Paris Berelc was discovered at 9 years old by some modeling agency that I assume her family tried to sell her off to. She’s half Filipino, which means her mom was the Nanny and her dad some white guy with another family, so find the highest bidder who wants her cuz we fucking don’t….not to mention Filipino women, at least according to my friend who runs sketchy tech businesses out of the Philippines says the pussy is inexpensive, steady flow, they’ll do raw dog anal for 20 USD and are hot…so there’s that…you know a cultural reason for why a 9 year old is doing castings for a bunch of fucking perverts….

That said, she’s a Disney Kid, is on some Netflix show called Alexa & Katie, and another one called TALL GIRL that I accidentally watched the trailer for and laughed because a white girl being teased for being 6 Foot 2 is hardly the worst thing that a person could experience in high school…but sure Netflix…we’ll accept that you are on the outs and that you will be slaughtered by DISNEY as they enter your domain….of streaming…

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2019

26

Sep

Top 10 Towel Series Sluts Part 1 of the Day

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Mario Testino is some creepy fashion photographer who managed to get out of PERU and into the prestigious, pretentious, obnoxious, elitist fashion world….where “creatives” collectively got paid ridiculous amounts of money to do cocaine and pretend to be artists….even though art doesn’t really exist and it is all just commercial nonsense that requires self absorbed egos to try to polarize from their 5 million dollar “ARTIST” loft…fuck off..

Well, along with being accused of sexual misconduct, the real art form of photographers, from at least 18 people publicly….many are dudes cuz I guess he’s a queer…not so surprising that a dude with money and ego at the top of his industry is going to use that to get pussy or man pussy – but they say that it is wrong – even though it seems to be pretty human based on the number of creeps out there…

He has a series, that I guess is what he thinks is high concept, of models in towels after showers on shoots….you know that real and raw moment or whatever.

We’ve posted them over the years as they come up but we’ve decided to release them over a few posts if we remember because why not.

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Posted in:Featured Post|SFW

2019

26

Sep

Real Estate Agent Watching Porn and Other Videos of the DAy

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Weird Chick Fight

Two Idiots

Drunk Idiots

Dad Fights Doctor

Drunk Woman Bites Cop’s Hand

Worst Sandwich Ever

Kat Punches Seal is Sad

Solid Driver

Distracted Driver

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

26

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am on the Jimmy Kimmel mailing list and have been for a fucking decade….it is the worst.

Every night, I get his “viral” youtube clips they have a high paid team produce.

I have been ignoring these emails for 10 years…I think I once asked to be put on the show to talk about my masturbation but other than that…nothing…

Last night they sent promo for their Celebs Read Mean Tweets nonsense they are still doing…

So I wrote:

are celebs even celebs in this era of everyone being a content creator – personal brand?

aren’t we all just “people”?

Why are they being presented as more important than us?

Shouldn’t we be the stars of our own life? Rather than being a passive participant in someone else’s life…..

Your email has given me lots to think about.

Thank you.

They haven’t answered because they are the MEDIA and they need the illusion of celebs to get people to watch, listen advertiser their shit…and I guess I do too..

Here are some morning links..

J.Lo Keeps Milking that Dress
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Let’s Hope Kylie Jenner Dies
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Interview with some Area 51 Weirdos
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Lisa Rinna MILF DANCE
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Al Franken Back in Show Business
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Need For Speeed Real Life
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Fedex Impersonators Try to Rob Family
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Girl in Car Gets Thrown into Trunk After Accident.
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Dude Almost Robs a Guy Before Realizing They are Friends
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Everything Streaming in October
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Hardest Maze Yet? WHat?
CLICK HERE

How Hygiene is Different in Space
CLICK HERE

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