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2019

28

Oct

Heidi Klum Potential Pussy Flash of the Day

I don’t think this is an official Heidi Klum pussy flash, because I don’t see any black babies hanging out of her, or any fleshy wounds that haven’t recovered since Seal put his human arm sized African Prince cock up in her in some loving, baby making, German leather slut dominatrix way….unless…the vagina is a magical device that regenerates after damage and retracts back into herself…and either way – Heidi Klum is old…so why you trying to see her cunt…stay away from old folks home cuz you like looking at old pussy….or maybe you just like old lady when it is on a hot german model…legend…

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2019

28

Oct

Leighton Meester Bra of the Day

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Leighton Meester is the bootleg hipster version of Blake Lively, who hasn’t really been able to secure the same high profile career as Blake did after Gossip Girl, but I am sure she does some shit…..and she wasn’t able to steal an A-Lister man from ScarJo like Blake did..but she did get Seth the Nerd on the OC, who has only done the OC, despite being confused for being Jesse eisenberg’s brother, so she’s got that…and likely a kid with him…and totally uneventful tits in a boring mom bra…but I guess any excuse to draw attention to yourself because you’re craving more attention now that you’ve recovered from all the hype of being on a hit show….that curse of a dream acting job that made you rich and relevant…

The more exciting Lighton fact than this bra top – is that she was born in Prison cuz her mom was a drug smuggler…but that’s old news and I guess so is Blair Waldorf….and the titty selfie…

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2019

28

Oct

Doutzen Kroes Hot in Lingerie of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a mom of two in her 30s.

She was fired from Victoria’s Secret promo modeling probably for being old and a mom of two that none of the VS audience gave a fuck about, but who thought she was more important than she actually is, as all girls do, despite the level of talent looking to be a VS model, who are young and hotter than the old guard and more importantly willing todo it for free…

Doutzen, likely got her her DJ husband to knock her up in the first place because being a VS model. It is a good selling point for dudes everywhere…they all like that stamp of approval that make her seem hotter than she is….

Now her life is spent policing him in Ibiza…..so that he doesn’t replace her with hot young party girls who like to fuck DJs, so she sticks around to make sure she’s involved if it goes down that route…

Thanks to photoshop….she can keep the bikini / lingerie model dream alive, well into her 40s…

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2019

28

Oct

Lady Gaga On Stage Erotica of the Day

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Pop star Lady Gaga who is like 80 in pop star years is still preforming in her old fishnet gear, spreading her legs on stage, basically raping the front row of the crowd, who are forced to hold their breath to not breathe in any of her toxic shit….I know Britney’s song is Toxic and not Gaga’s, but Gaga’s vagina is Toxic…there is no way it’s not….

I guess it is appropriate for Halloween, you know that rotting corpse smell, like digging up a graveyard to kill the zombies. Only more dead.

It just makes me laugh that the same people who get mad at men for “man spreading” on the bus, or who get mad when men offer to help women shovel their cars out of a snowbank in a snowstorm, cuz they are feminists and want equal treatment, they can do it themselves….you know feminism…show your nipples no one asked to see, and spread your pussy on stage no one asked you to do…but cuz you’re Lady Gaga, despite being too old for this shit…it’s cool…cuz she’s like a pop leader of the LGTBQ scene that she ripped off and sold for millions.

Garbage fucking trash…that just won’t go away despite not being very good. Weird.

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2019

28

Oct

Britney Spears Bikini Work Out Cuz She’s Sane of the Day

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Britney Spears is doing a very weird workout with her trainer / hired boyfriend the family pays to handle her…distract her…so that she doesn’t go too off the rails, cause a disturbance and ruin the family business built on her tits.

I think this screams crazier than whatever got her institutionalized earlier in the year…but I guess dance is what she does and since she’s not getting any younger, mobility is fucking key to her survival…or maybe she’s just an exhibitionist living in a zoo exhibit…like some kind of aquarium….circus freak she’s become and she wants to show you her tantric sex foreplay pussy stretch for pelivic floor relaxation techniques since all the brain meds keep her cunt dry….and she still wants penetration…

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2019

28

Oct

Dove Cameron No Panties of the Day

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Dove Cameron is now a 23 year old originally from the perverts at the Disney Channel, cuz she starred in a teen sitcom called Liv and Maddie, where she played both LIV and Maddie… but you already knew that…creep fuck…

I don’t know what this dumb fuck photoshoot is for, maybe her halloween costume? You know the plants glued to her face…

Is it high concept? I mean probably in her mind, as the overly excited kid showed up on set with her outfit and props to execute this nonsense for her social media feed, or whatever the fuck it is……

Apparently, like all Disney kids, she sings, because all music is computerized anyway , and this is the album art…

I only it cuz of that instagram waist to hip ration made from photoshop editing….and or having ribs removed…liposuction….who fucking cares it looks good to me…and I’ll support any slut being a slut for the fans and for her dreams…

Here are some recent pics of her naughty on instagram:

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2019

28

Oct

Edita Vilkeviciute Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute has been a naked big titty model for fashion for a long fucking time, so long that she was pre-instagram, where I predict she would have never made it as famous or as exclusive as she did in the fashion industry, had she come out during the instagram era, since every bitch gets naked in shoots like this now, even fat chicks, and brands are hiring them….

I guess that makes her both old and lucky, a slut willing to get naked and pretend its art, before it was just shameless attention seeing to get famous.

She’s got big tits for a model, which is always fun, since most standard models have small tits, and I am all for small tits, they are far more manageable for my mouth, but it’s always nice to stare at a fat titty bitch doing fat titty things…not that these tits are that FAT, but keep in mind, she’s a fashion model so in context they are…this isn’t no BBW chick doing titty stunts for attention, like suffocating a midget with her tits that are bigger than him, or other similar weirdness cuz the rest of her is so gross and that’s her angle…this is hot, not old, model naked and I like it.

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2019

28

Oct

Emma Rose Kenney Rub Down Erotica of the Day

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Emma Rose Kenney doing some lymphatic massage rub down erotica, the way a lot of fat girls get “slim” without doing anything but laying like a holiday ham on a massage table. The only thing missing is the canned pinapple rings to make the bitch smell like an Ambrosia Salad..RIGHT?

I don’t know if Lymphatic massages will really deplete the body of evil toxins, but more likely will cause lymphatic cancer from trauma to the lymphatic system from some idiot snake oil salesman….but I guess that’s a way to lose weight too.

We an all agree that this massage would be more fun to watch if they were doing it from the inside out and not the other way around…

I’m talking wrist deep, but life is full of disappointments…

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2019

28

Oct

Chloe Sims Nip Slip of the Day

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Chloe Sims is some UK trash, who I assume is designed to play UK trash on the reality Towie that she is known for…Towie is a “real people in modified situations, saying unscripted lines but in a structured way.” that takes place in essex…wherever the fuck that is…I’ve never seen it, but I can tell it’s about trash…

They also claim she’s 36 years old single mom is 36 years old, but she looks like a solid 65 with all the work she’s had done. It’s just one of those who the fuck knows what is what…

That face is fucking scarier than anything you’ll see on Halloween, making it Halloween everyday face…

She can also pull out tits for the paparazzi everyday, at least when she wants some attention…or to remind people she’s still here and that she’s still trash…

Whatever it is, it is very fucking gross.

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2019

28

Oct

Caroline Vreeland See Through Bikini of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland must have a rough time going through life always sucking the fuck in. Maybe it leads to strong abs from always being engaged, it’s just hard to see them under what looks like a gunt being sucked the fuck in….this must lead to hemorrhoids or a high tension anal sphincter that I assume is totally offset by all the large objects she puts in her ass as she tries to be relevant…and trust me bitch tries..even this see through bikini top – to show all her tits – is trying….they called the paparazzi and needed some viral story for DailyMail to pick up to add to her already bullshit story of trying to be famous as a singer..

She has been doing this for 6 years or more. She was early to IG and had massive tits but still didn’t hit. Which is so obscure…she must really be that uninteresting….

She uses all the tactics to get there, she goes to events, she uses a “famous” last name, she gets her tits out on the beach, she does slutty content, but despite the awesome and huge tits, which should be enough for her to get famous, she’s still just known for being the assistant of an influener who she mooches off daily….the plus 1 level…who wants so badly to be the one with the plus ones…

It must suck to be a girl with such big tits,an not actually make it….like you’re that bad even your tits can’t talk people into caring. FUNNY.