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2019

24

Oct

Single Use Plastic Twerk of the Day

I’m going to go ahead and assume this girl is from Flint MIchigan and she is making a statement about not having clean drinking water. OR she is advocating for single use plastic usage with this epic twerk.

Don’t save the world you climate activist hippie piles of shit…do your part to try to kill off the world so that we have one massive reset and the animals and earth can live in fucking piece without humans and their shitty social structures….I don’t see any other animal working a shit job to pay off borrowed money to live a shitty fucking life…humans suck.

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2019

24

Oct

Dakota Fanning Bra of the Day

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Dakota Fanning has always been a freakish child actor who terrified me because it was clear that she spent way too much time with her stage parents and other actors. I remember her doing media tours and seeing her answer questions like some freak savant or autism…so she will forever be that puppet used to get her parents that hollywood life….even when she’s older, possibly more normal, and flashing bras on the internet…

It is funny to see that celebs are like real whores…there is no difference…and the more they hit social media the more we see that…

I assume their handlers give them access to their social media feeds, and when you give a rich and spoiled girl access to the world, a door way to the people they fucking freeze with all the options of what they could actually post to matter or to express themselves…but all girls lack creativity even with huge resources and deep pockets…so go to the default setting and so something slutty…

So girls was sold at a young age, now selling herself by posting bra tops to instagram…a win for us, but kinda sad for her…and creepy as shit for me…

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2019

24

Oct

Ashley Benson Bra of the Day

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Ashley Benson the lesbian must have changed her doses of her anti depressants, or she’s burning a lot of calories by running a marathon on Cara Delevingne’s pussy with her tongue, or maybe she’s found starvation cuz fat is back…or maybe she’s found hard drugs cuz Cara Delevingne is a rich kid from the UK who came up in the party scene and likes cocaine instead of meals…it’s good for her model turned acting career…

I am all for girls posting up pics of their bras for social feedback…is it a “do I look good” or a “fuck I look good”….or a “check out this bra, they are paying me to post this, cuz I have tits and was on a popular show”…all while giving us pics of her bra despite having never met her…it is kind of weird….

She wore lingerie to an event….To See THOSe Pics CLICK Here

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2019

24

Oct

Jojo in her Underwear Cuz Why Not of the Day

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Jojo posted up this BOLD underwear in the mirror selfie because girls just can’t help but post pics they take of themselves that they feel they look sexy in. It’s just coded into their souls…why else would they all fucking do it…

We can assume that she took this for a lover and that there are a bunch more to this series that she hasn’t posted up…giving us a glimpse into her evening of masturbation from the road…you know a “I need a post, well I have pic 3 of my 20 pic sext conversation”….

It could have been fully just for her IG feed…cuz that’s hotter to her than sexting one person…she’s more into summing in front of that same mirror watching her fist herself….while watching her likes and comments go up….

Nothing wrong with that…I just don’t know how girls got their fix of slutty exhibitionism before ZUCK gave them this platform to do it.

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2019

24

Oct

Megalyn Echikunwoke Bra of the Day

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Megalyn Echikunwoke has some pretty great tits in her bra…

Megalyn Echikunwoke and her crazy last name…is half Nigerian, her father shot in the Nigerian Civil War before coming to America to knock up her mom, only to develop cancer from the gunshot wound and die while she was 4, creating a life of daddy issues.

Apparently she’s been on a bunch of random TV shows and movies, yet I don’t remember ever hearing about her…and it’s not because of racism…I hate all humanity and I don’t recycle in hopes that it ends for us all…and that the earth gets a chance to regenerate..you know just doing my part….

Her big tits, yes I consider these to be big tits, cuz I normally fuck with small tits, I’m queer like that, brought her a big role in 2019 called ALMOST FAMILY…about some incest sperm donor…who likes keeping it in the family like all the trending pornos on the internet right now…

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2019

24

Oct

Lottie Moss Titty Top of the Day

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Lottie Moss is the gutter, muppet, instagram, Kardashian, trashy, FashionNova dressed, fake tit rocking, bootleg celebrity, who luckily has a solid last name to mooch off of, cuz her dad is Kate Moss’ dad and that alone is enough to get invited to parties, reality shows, and even work for brands…despite having zero Kate Moss about her….but famous relative check is all you need on social media…the spill over fans interested in Kate Moss so much that they’ll follow this bottom feeding trash…but at least she’s hot and got her tits out…I mean use whatever hook you have to become an influencer…if I had a famous relative, I’d be dropping that always…with phone bill companies at bars to get free drinks…my famous realtive would block my number because I’d be calling them incessantly to use them as a bargaining chip for anyone I’m trying to get free shit out…I’d sell the personal email and number and stage introductions with chicks I want to fuck…

I’d be far more shameless than Lottie Moss..which based on these pics…it is hard to do..but I’d figure it out…as mooching off success of others so I don’t need success of my own..but I can still win with little effort….riding on their backs…for the winning at life…

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2019

24

Oct

Beatrice Bouchard Bikini of the Day

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Beatrice Bouchard is local, so I have to be nice about what I write. Too close for comfort and really why wouldn’t I be nice about her. She’s winning at fucking life. Her twin sister, the less attractive version of her was an aggressively trained tennis pro, while this one just chilled knowing that because they are twins, she’d be taken care of….and she is…

So as her sister still trains in tennis – and keeps her sponsors happy – she’s doing the half naked breast Implant influencer thing – and having way more fucking fun….and possibly getting paid….so she gets to drink and party and chill half naked…all because she has a twin sister with talent….good fucking deal…

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2019

24

Oct

Kinsey Wolanski Wet of the Day

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Remember Kinsey Wolanski, the girl with the epic cameltoe who streaked a soccer game?

You’ve likely never heard of her, but she has 3.3 millions fans on social media who she does this content and these stunts for…she’s got purpose…

There have been weird feedback about Social Media after the whole Jen Aniston breaking instagram with a flash mob of followers that happened when she launched her instagram last week to try to be relevant on social media like social media people who did so good with social media. The format that just too these dinosaurs to realize is what they need to do for their fans, because their fans want consistent feedback from their favorite stars. It is a level of respect for the fans who buy into their bullshit….

People saying “the real talent is finally making an appearance, get out of the way amateurs, we famous and desperate for attention, despite being rich as shit, we crave the fans”…or a variation of that…

I would argue that influencers getting millions of fans is hilarious, it proves that celebs ain’t shit, and they should get paid fairly from advertisers trying to reach their audience. They aren’t any less deserving than the actual celebs, if anything they are more deserving because they did it themselves without needing a 30 year career to build that audience….

I would also argue that the influencers with the most fans, are “celebs” in their own right, not for being on Friends, sure…but if 10 million people care to follow you for whatever reason, and that is your goal, you’re doing alright…

I would also argue there is no real evidence Aniston has talent. She is just popular from being herself on Friends and rode that hard into pop culture….her dad was industry, she was a rich kid, and when she got Friends her nipples were hard every single episode…on a huge fucking show….if that’s not the equivalent of a sugar baby posting her ass on IG for likes…I don’t know what is….

So as lame as IG influecers are, I like them better than these asshole entitled actual celebs…so keep the influencers alive…I need the nude no name content…

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2019

24

Oct

Top 10 Hottest Athletes of the Day

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# 1 Australian triple jumper Tay Clark – This girl is kinda all mouth but skinny and we like it.

#2 Surf Goddess and possible mermaid Anastasia Ashley

#3 LGPA Golfer Muni He – Ok Muni with the white panty leg spread

#4 USA Track and Field Chari Hawkins

#5 Surfer Molly Kirk – surfer’s have the best bodies

#6 Track and Field Evie Erikson – Hot, Skinny and Blonde.. and can run away from you.

#7 Italian runner Gaia Sabbatini with the mile long legs

#8 Russian Gymnast Nastia Liukin – the name…

#9 Surfer Alana Blanchard being slutty

#10 – Olympic diver Ingrid Oliveira – Low on the list on account of her shitty tattoos

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2019

24

Oct

Valerie Dominguez is Shakira’s Hot Influecer Round-Up of the Day

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Valerie Domínguez is Shakira’s hot first cousin you’ve never heard of, because you’re not into Lebanese Colombian pageant girls who are pushing 40….you only care about Colombia for the cocaine that you can’t afford…so you stick to shit cut with Fentanyl that makes you shit yourself in the club bathroom before overdosing, it’s an opiate crisis you know….and you only care about Lebanese for the hummus.

She is apparently a Colombian actress, model, designer and beauty pageant Miss Universe Colombia 2006….she is a TV host on some show called Yo Me Llamo…whatever that is…we’re not Colombian here…

In making this post she went from 1.2 million followers to 1.3 million followers…so she’s trending on social media for her hot fitness content…and as it turns out your career benefits if your relative is famous as fuck….

For 38…she’s fucking good and that’s all I gotta say about that.

Vids….

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