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2019

17

Oct

Hilary Duff Got Them Tits On of the Day

Hilary Duff is one of those child stars who will always have creeper fans committed to her cause…whatever that cause is..

They are the weirdo perverts out there thinking that she can do no wrong, as they’ve loved her for so long, her entire fucking life that has been spent in front of the camera and they’ve watched her go from young teen body, to thick mom of two with a crossfit body, all while fucked, sometimes getting pregnant from various men a few times along the way. I heard she even fucked a Hockey Team….cuz her last husband was a billionaire, but also an NFL player who got off to team initiation tactics and donating his Wife’s cunt to the cause.

In that process of thickening out and being a mom she’s got tits, and those tits are being pushed up, which isn’t all that hot, exciting, girls fuck on camera for jokes these days, but to Hilary Duff fans…is EVERYTHING…so if you’re a Hilary Duff fan, and you haven’t killed yourself for being a disgrace and embarrassment, here’s her cleavage…but I suggest you move on and find new pussy….better pussy…it’s out there..

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2019

17

Oct

Salma Hayek Nudity of the Day

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I feel like I’ve wronged you fuckers – because I didn’t post this yesterday even though I saw it yesterday.

I like to think of it as sabotaging my success. They call it “Imposter Syndrome” and it’s a term that’s gone viral recently…that means you don’t believe you deserve all the success you’ve had doing your craft….so you fuck it up…only I have no success…that 14 dollars a month this site makes for 6 hours or more of work everyday is the opposite of “Imposter Syndrome”….unless I have “Imposter Syndrome” and the 14 dollars I make is a product of it…maybe I could have been that lame dude from Barstool if I didn’t have “Imposter Syndrome” ….

That said, Salma Hayek posted this acupuncture photo that can double as her getting fucked from behind, near orgasm, eyes rolling back into her head, to the right creep….

I can assume this is what she does when she fakes her orgasms for her lovers, the people casting her or her billionaire husband, when she’s trying to win them over…to lock them in….

I mean she is a Mexican actress who can barely speak English who made it in AMERICA… through Hollywood…when all the other Mexicans are changing soiled sheets in Hotel rooms or farming….I think it’s safe to say that her tits, coupled with her manipulation tactics using those tits saved her from a life of chambermaid-ing.

More Salma being slutty..

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2019

17

Oct

Zoey Deutch Erotica of the Day

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These images of Zoey Deutch are a follow up to the previous shot we posted HERE

She is Lea Thompson’s daughter who she had with some producer. Lea Thompson is probably not a household name because she was on a barely memorable show called Caroline in the City…which was like Sex and the City without the sex…

I remember it being an annoying fucking sitcom they forced us to watch because cable was the only way we could watch TV…and I didn’t have cable…but I did get all 3 networks on antenna / coat hanger that would conveniently doubled as an abortion device provided girls back then would let me have sex with them unprotected…where I’d pretend to pull out…while no pulling out…cuz I’m romantic and wanted the natural way to fuck….

Anyway, all Lea Thompson needed was a sitcom to matter, and then when she had a kid, she threw her into acting classes at 5 years old, to help her pull off the same scam.

She was just in The politician, is in Zombieland 2, reminding us it pays to have connected parents…and a willingness to strip down for media attention…and as far as I’m concernhe’s looking pretty good here….

Zoey Deutch Lingerie Rollacoaster magazine

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2019

17

Oct

Marisa Tomei Ass in a See Through Dress

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Marisa Tomei is wearing some see through dress with a pair of panty looking things exposed for the world to look at her ass…

Dressed like some kind of gymnast or figure skater only more of an old, weathered Hollywood slut….who’s tits we’ve been seeing in movies since the 90s, cuz she’s 90.

I don’t know if I’ve ever done a Marisa Tomei post in the last 15 years of the site, because that’s how relevant her career went, but clearly the token hispanic needed for the hispanic parts in the 90s….is still willing to put some effort into getting noticed and since hispanics age well, and hollywood muppets themselves with face injections, her ass is still worth looking at…unfortunately not spread like it once was on the casting couches that got her famous…but maybe at this age spread asses lack the appeal they once had…and are better kept in thick underwear looking things…

I guess the point of the story is that some things in life are constant…and thus comfortable…and thus possibly worth jerking off to because they are familiar..

Turns out she’s not hispanic but rich ITALIAN New York Brat…so here’s a workout video of hers as an apology for my confusing her with Rosie perez.

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2019

17

Oct

Brielle Biermann With The Tits of the Day

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Brielle Biermann is the daughter of one of the Real Housewives Kim Zoliack, her step daddy ( who is only 12 years older than her) is KROY Biermann, former Atlanta Falcons linebacker. You can bet on his former team HERE – or you can BET ON KANSAS CITY to beat DENVER HERE , because I’m assuming Brielle has fucked most players on both teams so this is relevant.

Anyway here is Brielle with her tits out heading to some event, looking like she’s about 55 years old from all the face injections.

She’s some trash, rich trash from Reality TV hell….

Here’s a look at her face before the alterations..

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2019

17

Oct

Ariel Winter InterRacial Erotica of the Day

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Ariel Winter broke up with her Canadian boyfriend and is now in an interracial situation seen here. We call it doing the Maitland Ward, only Maitland Ward, who is equally disgusting looking, is less about dating the black men romantically, and more about just getting fucked by them while her sleazy husband watches. Not that anyone knows who Maitland Ward is..but there was a time before she was a sex worker, when her and her husband were selling sex with her, that she emailed me to take down the screenshots, because they were “fake”….yet here she is doing hardcore MILF porn…

Again…nothing to do with the recently single, troll looking ABC TV Sitcom starlet with no neck, not even after her switching “anti-depressants” made her lose all that weight and allowed her fitness erotica to be less about being a fat chick dressed inappropriately and more about a less fat chick with her ass in the air using her good form as an excuse to post videos of her on all fours…you know cuz girls like when you look at them like this…

Here she is assaulting a parking enforcement officer, what a bitch.

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2019

17

Oct

Ariana Grande In a Bra of the Day

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Ariana Grande, the pop singer who couldnt take a hint that her career is OVER when her concert got bombed, is back on tour, in her bra. She is 26 years old but dresses and presents herself as a child. A very fucking useless child in some sort of slutty drag costume that makes all the other parents at the park disgusted by her parents…assuming she has parents….because most of this Disney Kids get sold off.

I think she’s a Disgusting little midget looking thing, who was involved in at least one suicide by a man she had sex with…cuz she got that killer pussy….but not in a “that’s a killer pussy”…but in a no shitty popstar has so many fucking casualties.

I also hate her black face everyday that no one calls out, it’s like men do blackface and get fired…girls do blackface and they are just girls who like tans…

But she’s in a bra and dudes jack off to her cuz dudes are fucking weird. So here it is.

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2019

17

Oct

Suzanne Somers Naked for her Birthday of the Day

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The big news on the internet in celebrity nudes the last few days, is that Suzanne Somers posted a weird nude in a field pic of herself to celebrate her 73rd birthday, which was only shocking because I thought she was 95.

The set of tank top wearing braless hard nipple tits we jacked off to in the late 70s…who became a set of tits we jerked off to in her thighmaster infomercials despite being old then…and now at a real old age…she’s attempting to give us more and we should in turn give her some credit and appreciation for 4-5 decades of jerk off material…not that you cna really jerk off to this one but I know some of her fans already have, it is old news…but it’s the thought / effort that counts…I guess…

Now if only all the old ladies in the park feeding the pigeons and trying to pet my dog took the same approach…it’d make life way more depressing as that constant reminder of how woman fucking rot…

So here she is holding her big old tits…for surviving Hollywood.

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2019

17

Oct

Some Trash Does a No Bra Song and Dance and Other Videos of the Day

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Trucker Ignores Signs – Tumbles

Amateur Fire Breather – Gets Lit

Mom and Dad on Drugs

Officer Almost Hit

Where’s Greta Now?

Soccer Star Catches Beer and Drinks It after Goal

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

17

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I hate season pushers, these are the dudes who wear shorts when it’s about to be winter, or shorts when it is about to be spring, you know just trying to push short weather into a place where there is snow on the ground…

It used to be the kind of guy who wore cargo shorts, now you see fitness dudes doing it like they are headed the gym and can’t put sweat pants over the shorts…

I don’t know why it offended me back then, but it did…but as it turns out, based on what I have learned today, I have no problem with female season pushers….shorts skirts in cold weather…or like this morning when I saw a sports bra and leggings running into the grocery store…nipples hard…girl shivering like she was lost, scared and alone…all because she wanted to show off her body and not have a jacket get in the way….at the GROCERY STORE…my kind of exhbitionist slut…seriously…

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Helen Hunt May Be Dead
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Karma – The Brick Edition
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The Goldfish that Went to Spacee
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Bad Driver
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Fat Fuck Twerks
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Rat cow on the Beach
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Bucket Drummer Killing It
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Scar Jo in a Dumb Outfit
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Billie Eilish Gets Ring Stolen While On Stage
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Woman Confronts Daughter’s Killer
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The Ghost Frequency in Horror Movie Sounds
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