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2019

18

Oct

Sydney Sweeney Hot of the Day

SYDNEY SWEENEY is the breakout set of tits of the year. She had been working the acting scene for a while, but for some reason none of the hit shows she was on took advantage of the fact that she has these huge fucking tits on her young skinny frame, they obviously did it intentionally so that when they were ready to do the big reveal, you know when she got on a hit show she was a key character on, we’d notice and tune in. If they had done it when she was just a third tier two episode guest star…we’d have noticed, but it wouldn’t have had the same impact….or benefit to those who hired her…

The show she’s on is the teen drama on HBO called Euphoria, where they take on real “kid” issues like pill addiction, trannies, sex and cam girling….you know more realistic shit than Riverdale. It is the show Riverdale wishes it was, so anything to discount Riverdale is a good thing..not that it neeeds to be discounted everyone with a brain knows it’s shit…

And everyone wit a brain, knows this young starlet, just starting out with her breakout role, has massive tits….that she’s into slutty selfie-ing…like all the girls her age…helping make the internet a better place…

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2019

18

Oct

Chloe Ferry Whole Tit Slip of the Day

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Her name is Chloe Ferry…

I don’t know who this Kardashian influenced muppet is, but I assume hat she’s from the UK and on some Reality show there. I am too busy to google it and no one reads my nonsense posts based on my useless opinion….so…I’ll just base my theories on the fact that th UK has a huge paparazzi scene and that paparazzi scene stage all kinds of trashy girls doing trashy things to fill their tabloids…

I do know that if anyone thinks this look is hot, the fake lips, the injection scars, the wet spot on her pussy in her slut-fit….that’s outfit for sluts…ya’ll are in luck because gutter sex workers have equally bad surgeries so you can live out your frankenstein fetish….and the real question no one is asking is….how fucking bad did she look before, to think looking like this, and spending money to look like this is hot…

Who cares, her tit’s hanging out and that’s all that really matters here…board that ferry, everyone else surely has…

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2019

18

Oct

Cami Mendes Burlesque Weirdness of the Day

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Cami Mendes is on Riverdale…

Riverdale is arguably the worst most popular show on TV, in the history of TV…I mean it fucking sucks.

I don’t have any real quantifiable scientific evidence of that statement, it is mainly based on opinion, plus science can’t be trusted and can be easily manipulated, I mean science just told us that Bella Hadid’s face is the most perfect face in terms of beauty, and we all know that’s not true, we all know she’s only valid cuz of being skinny and having tits….then there’s that whole Global Warming thing they use 13 year old retard children to try to hype up…sometimes your gut, your big, unhealthy cause of your Diabetes GUT is the only thing you trust….and my gut is telling me that Riverdale was alright the first season, then the writers had a stroke, and now shit’s just bad….luckily HBO brought out a real relevant teen show called Euphoria which is really what Riverdale should want to be…but instead the smut on the show is this garbage….a neckless 40 year old Mexican who stars as Veronica doing some 1920s showgirl act…because that’s how in touch these assholes are.

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Posted in:Camila Mendes|SFW

2019

18

Oct

Britney Spears Slutty Workout of the Day

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I did a quick google search to see what Britney Spears is up to. You know to give you some great insight int to her doing the splits in her workout gear.

As it turns out, according to google, the Ocean is her healer…good to know…and she recently went back to blonde..as she tries to get fit after the most recent mental breakdown of the abducted in plain sight, popstar working for her family, through vegas shows and other Britney Spears thing…

So if you’re looking for Britney News…she’s gone Blonde….and her captors have loosened the shackles on her…

If you’re looking for popstar ass doing splits cuz she’s got decades of training for the perverts….we got that…

I see her as a beacon of hope….as she gives us losers hope that we too could get a rich woman pregnant like K-Fed and live that life of luxury…cuz he was a loser….and still cashing in…

Or you could just accept that it’s Britney Fucking Spears at 40 doing the fucking splits in skimpy workout shorts…and that may be all it needs to be…more than enough..

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Some slutty on a yacht action…ass out on her handler as crazy ladies do…

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2019

18

Oct

Lisa Rinna Pussy Dance of the Day

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Some video of Teen Mom Kylie Jenner singing the words “rise and shine” to her baby went viral, got turned into a remix and now Lisa Rinna is doing her pussy dance to it…

I’ve posted this video before, it’s from when she was at her Canadian cottage in Northern Ontario, the same lake where Shark Tank producer/hosts have drunken boat accidents that kill people and blame on their sober at the time wives…who I doubt was driving the boat….but she took the fall, the way nature intended. What’s the point of marriage if she won’t take the fall for you…after all that nice things you’ve bought her…and now this throwback SMUT from Lisa Rinna at the same lake is dripping out the internet….

You may wonder why Lisa Rinna does vagina dancing set to KYLIE JENNER’s remixed voice, but I think it’s some voodoo famewhore ritual…if you’ve seen her daughters…you’ll know that the KYLIE JENNER is the life their mom really fucking wants for them…and maybe whoring out to it is the only way she knows how to will it into fruition…it worked in other aspects of her career…

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Here’s her slut self…

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2019

18

Oct

Top 10 Wet Panties of the Day

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Fuck Yeah..

The internet and all of its participants…are fucking perverts just trying to get ahead, or get off, and it’s wonderful to know that this is our priority as a society…get as nude as you can, in as high concept which isn’t that high of a concept shoots, so we can all jack off… without feeling like obvious sluts…despite being obvious sluts…cuz everyone is doing it.

Normalize the wet panty pics for all of us to enjoy all the wet panty pics…

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# 10 – Not necessarily wet but an EPIC cameltoe we had to include..

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2019

18

Oct

Drunk Russian Girl Fails at Taking a public pee and Other Videos of the Day

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Florida Trash Steal Gambler’s Watch after Drugging Him

Drunk Man Takes piss on his Car

Dog Steals from Grocery Store

Thief Licks Door Camera

Weather Lady Does Squats

Russian Reality Star GetS Beat While Dancing

500 LBS of Coins to Cover Car Deposit

Garbage Truck Destroys Vehicles

Drunk Woman in Car

woman is in 5 year sexual relationship with a 737 plane

Woman Knocked Out for cutting the Line

Man Attacked by Lizard Lookin Thing

Texting Driver Causes Crash

Weird DOMINO Effect – man faints, takes out a woman, who ends up on track

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2019

18

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I spent my night talking to some fat busty girl at the bar. She was real fucking fat, like if this was 20 years ago, I’d be taking her to the hospital after the barstool she was sitting on shattered and penetrated her anus…leading to a stroke cuz fat girls can’t handle the excitement fat.

In this era, fat girls think they are hot, barstools are reinforced, and they even get to wear underwear and leggings and other stylish items in their size…to hold them all together…

Which brings up a very important observation….Were leggings invented for fat people to feel skinnier and comfortable or did fat people just happen because leggings have a lot of give, becoming a breeding ground for overeating, cuz you never have to undo your belt.

Anyway, we chatted about gamers, streaming and youtubers….because she was 20 and that’s what she’s into. Those lames are their “Jennifer Aniston”….but I couldn’t close on the fat girl blowjob in the bathroom..even when I offered her a pizza slice when we were done…

In my era, fat girls never said no, and you didn’t even need to bribe them with greasy carbs…they just went for it. So maybe it was because I told her that I haven’t played a videogame since the original Nintendo…except for Tony Hawk and Resident Evil on the first playstation. Aging me and terrifying her…

Or maybe, fat girls have standards and she didn’t feel the need to lower her standard, or go that freakish, because they are all freaks, by putting my nub of a dick in her mouth in the public bar bathroom…maybe it’s just that fat girls have more confidence now, thanks to Tinder, cuz dudes all try to fuck them every night incessantly, cuz dudes are perverts.

And as it turns out, that is a terrible thing, screwing up the whole social hierarchy of man kind.

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2019

17

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I give thanks to girls who try to be dramatic, or showcase that they don’t give a fuck, so they post a pic of their pussy and asshole on social media with the caption “trying to get deleted off IG”….while trying to get noticed..and it worked.

That is the hero we fucking need….more like her..low level instagram sluts…trying to get seen by being willing to throw it all away..HERO….

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Whales Catch Food in a Crazy Way
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Dumb Robber of the Day
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Lady Gaga Bullies a Nerd Streamer
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Huge Glamour Girl Tits
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Crazy Mentos Ad – I Wonder if it is Real
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Rat Cow By the pool….
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Janina in a Black Dress at an Event…
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Katie Holmes Tall Bitch
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Karruech Tran Cleavage
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Lindsay Ell Country Slut
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Kate Beckinsale Leggings On the Streets
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Asses on Glass
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Girl with Two Cunts…
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Hot Reddit Amateur – Hawaiian
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Naked in the Field
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Mom’s Side Gig
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2019

17

Oct

Help Phoebe Price and her Top 20 Hottest of All Time Nudes of the Day

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Phoebe Price is a fucking legend. She’s someone who trolled the media, got herself in tabloids, became a star, a legend, with a legacy…not sure what legacy but a legacy nevertheless….wearing crazy outfits where the celebs go. Shameless and attention seeking but clever and well executed.

I enjoy her hustle and I have been watching it, documenting it, for as long as she’s been doing it. She’s amazing and a friend….

She reached out today, because her dying mother got dooped by her daughter ( Phoebe Price’s sister, who we can assume ain’t shit compared to Phoebe and not just because everyone is shit compared to Phoebe)…and they are trying to raise funds for her because I guess tabloids don’t pay you.

I like to think of myself as a stepACTIVIST – a stepANTHROpist – but only for things that immediately interest me, and luckily for Phoebe Price, she interests me…

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Here are 20 solid pics of her….