DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2019

12

Sep

Bianca Andreescu Tennis Champ Titties of the Day

Bianca Andreescu is not hot, but she’s HOT in terms of the media loving her for beating some old fat tennis player, who may be the best, but who is also rich, lazy and near 40, in what I find surprising that no one else has been able to match in the sport, because sports ability is supposed to evolve and the young youngs are supposed to b dramatically better than the olds…

Either way, this one is now a crow favorite, and based on her interviews I could tell she listens to too much drake, speaks in MEMES and is first to show off her fitness ass, cuz it’s an ass, and she’s been told through media asses are good…now that the people are watching…because tennis is cool and all, it made her 4 million in a day, but influencers is where its at…or some shit…

It’s funny to think that a girl accomplishes a huge fucking thing, like winning the US open and within a 4 days, is have naked with her ass out, crawling around for a slutty selfie, cuz that is what they ACTUALLY care about….if you don’t believe me, just ask the other Canadian tennis star….EUGENIE BOUCHARD…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Bianca Andreescu|SFW

2019

12

Sep

Eva Amurri Martino Bikini Tits of the Day

No Comments »

Eva Amurri Martino is Susan Sarandon’s tits of a daughter, who attempted to have an acting career of her own, you know to find some self-identity, in a world where she will always be JANET FROM ROCKY HORROR’s daughter….so she ended up on Californication, showed her tits a lot, flashed the world in her own revolt and realized working sucks, and if you don’t have to do it, don’t do it….just get a rich guy to get knocked up by, in her case named MARTINO….or live off that Trust Fund cuz they all have too much money for doing virtually nothing important….actors….cuz I don’t know if Martino is rich or a K-Fed…and who cares…

This is about how tits can offset an ugly face….as her tits offset her ugly face.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Eva Amurri Martino|SFW

2019

12

Sep

Kate Moss Nipples of the Day

No Comments »

Kate Moss like twerking, something you thought died long ago…Kate Moss’ nipples are timeless. Like September 11th, we all remember where we were the first time we saw them in some fashion shit, before always seeing them in paparazzi pics on luxury vacations cuz she’s Kate Moss…the most luxurious gutter party coke slut ever…all thanks to fashion…

She’s got a 15 year old daughter she’s been releasing to the world like she was Cindy Crawford, so come back in 3 years to see her being the slut she is destined to be thanks to the current climate for young people, competing with all that porn…

She’s also got some 20 something influncer muppet looking half sister who is clickbaiting all day….

But nothing competes with the real Kate Moss deal…and by deal I mean nipples…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Kate Moss|SFW

2019

12

Sep

Twerk Girl Gone Viral of the Day

No Comments »

I’ve been following this NASTYA NASS chick for who the fuck knows how long, which isn’t saying much, she’s got 4.8 million followers for the way she shakes her ass for what she says is FITNESS but is actually just thirst quenching…a good excuse to show an ass.

I know, you all thought twerking died in 2013, but apparently this girl committed to it, kept at it, posted consistent videos and like a classic clothing item, like a T-Shirt, or Jeans, the twerk of an ass is timeless. It survives all recessions. It is forever.

Here are some of her twerk videos since she’s going viral..

Posted in:NASTYA NASS|Videos

2019

12

Sep

All the Tits Out at the Rihanna Fashion Show of the Day

No Comments »

The biggest event in the history of events that happen at New York Fashion Week was the Rihanna Fenty Collection….because she’s got a big draw being RIHANNA…the human trafficked teen from Barbados with little to no talent who no one is mad was human trafficked because they fucking love the song UMBRELLA….

Everyone in the world is a groupie fuck who buys into all that bullshit….and women with any level of celebrity are especially extreme groupie fucks…all keen to find more hype to their own celebrity…by associating with actual stars that were created in an office…LIKE RIHANNA…

These are those sluts.

Shanina Shaik in some see through shit…

Toni Garn not that hot…

Normani looking like she’s on the set of HUSTLERS that lame new movie that is glorifying hoot rat behaviour and prostitution…

Halsey putting on the black face showing off her bolt ons…

Hailee Steinfeld looking kinda grown…

GIGI Hadid with some nipple action in the see through top…

Chanel Iman all pregnant and shit..

Cara Delevingne being gay…

Ashley Benson also being gay…

Bella Hadid Rat Faced and Ready to munch some cheese trays..

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Featured Post|SFW

2019

12

Sep

Top 10 Hand Bras of the Day

No Comments »

The girls of instagram are doing all they can to come up with creative ways to post topless pics that won’t get their account deleted.

The problem is that none of these girls have an amazing sense of creativity. They are all just running after the same followers, doing the same tactics, why re-invent the wheel when trying to find a way to show off their tits shamelessly…

I guess that isn’t that big of a deal because any excuse to put up topless pics is one we endorse so here are the TOP 10 Hand Bras you perverts.

1 – Brigitte Lalonde

2 – J E F F B O G A E R S

3 – Valentina Fradegrada

4 – Elisa Meliani

5 – Daria Sibireva

6 – Adreane Chamberland Slutty Quebecois

7 – UNKNOWN

8 – Jennifer Auada

9 – Jessica Allen

10 – Elisabeth Rioux

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:SFW|Top 10

2019

12

Sep

Cuban Cabello Tongue Fucks Homosexual Canadian Singing of the Day

No Comments »

Cuban Born Camila Cabello, who I assume floated in on a raft with Elian Gonzalez, to steal all your WHITE AMERICAN jobs like being a popstar….not that I care, I am Canadian and we embrace all immigrants…just look at what our HOMOSEXUAL popstar – Shawn Mendes does to your immigrants – Camila Cabello with his tongue…

When Elian Gonzalez, was sent back to CUBA after his brave flotilla to Florida because Bill Clinton didn’t like him….but did like this one….probably thanks to EPSTEIN approach to young girls…I wonder if writing that will get me killed.

Now she’s trolling the media…with this type of shameless terrible comedy content the fans are talking about cuz they have nothing else going on. But it’s worth a post for you to see some tongue fucking from some overrated trash to make you feel great about the state of pop culture…

Posted in:Camila Cabello|SFW|Videos

2019

12

Sep

Selena Gomez Braless TIts of the Day

No Comments »

Selena Gomez and her new face and body looks like she’s wearing a diaper in her mom jeans….all bunched up in her cunt like it was Bieber before he married that Baldwin tranny….maybe a side effect of the whole Kidney system shutting the fuck down…or maybe it’s not a diaper at all…but more where she carries her weight…but either way the terminally ill, in and out of rehab, mentally unstable most followed person on instagram’s got some tits…and since I base / reduce every celebrities level of importance on her tits, it’s the only thing remotely interesting about them…I appreciate this black t-shirt erotica…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2019

12

Sep

Sofia Richie Hard NIpples of the Day

No Comments »

Sofia Richie and her muppet face are busting out of a pair of fake snakeskin pants, but more importantly, busting out of a wifebeater with no bra, as the girls are dressing these days, and like the girls dressed in the late 90s Warped Tour line…which back then was far more exciting because girls always wore a bra, so when they didn’t it was a “Holy Shit” moment, but now no one wears bras and it’s still a good thing, but more a “look more tits”….than the instant shock and excitement…especially when the nipples belong to some plastic rich kid with no soul trying to be a Kardashian to find some level of “Mattering”…because they have no concept of what is actually important in the world. Pretty gross.