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2019

24

Sep

Kendall Jenner Latex of the Day

Kendall Jenner .put on some fetish gear she borrowed from her terrifying dad….he likes the way the cum rolls off of the fabric…it makes him feel sexy I guess….and I don’t know if the herpes, which is a virus in your blood stream, still gives a mother fucker lesions on his dick, after having the dick cut off and inverted, I don’t even know if the dry hole he calls his pussy can get a yeast infection, so I guess it’s safe…not that any of that would affect Kendall, she’s got an immunity to that shit, her family…the giant yeast infection herpe sore on society…

I didn’t watch the EMMYs but I saw a lot of laughs at the Kardashians when they presented some reality show award. The snobs of the EMMY audience ridiculed or laughed at them, and it made news. The public supported the hate directed at the Kardashians…

Sure, they are garbage humans, shameless AVON ladies selling trash to the masses, the fucking worst but you can’t take away that they are the most successful thing out of TV in the last decade. They do TV better than these TV assholes who make a career of it and think what they do is important….

So hate them sure, but to laugh at them when they are on stage better at what you do without even trying is just more evidence that Hollywood isn’t about inclusivity, it is still a snobby elitist shit hole….that selects what is a cause to fight for and what is a cause to blacklist…and that shat out this family and that forced us to know she exists…without our fucking consent so if anyone is to hate on the Kardashians it is us…and we do…

I don’t find any of them remotely hot, but this is the best they have to offer….so take it in….

$Kendall Jenner Latex$

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2019

24

Sep

Olivia Culpo Nudity of the Day

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I know a lot of brands use this bitch Olivia Culpo…but I wonder if they are genuinely hyped on her, like they think her audience, followers, content is just that revolutionary and amazing that they throw money at her…

Or do they see her like the rest of us see her…as a do nothing whore who fucks athletes and celebs to get ahead.

It is the traditional girl approach to getting where she wants to go. Dating strategically. Using the pussy strategically but not playing it up like a gutter trash stripper or sex worker cuz they don’t get the big paydays. …so they do it luxury so that they johns are of a certain level of quality..

Maybe the brand dudes who hire her, the CEOs and money think she’s hot, or maybe she fucked their favorite football player so they can’t help but think she’s fucking awesome, these dudes are blinded by the hype…or maybe they like knowing that if played right she’ll fuck them…

I don’t have the answers and sure don’t know why Olivia Culpo is a thing, but maybe this ass flash video of her getting ready for some event that is theoretically too high profile for a sex worker, gives you some insight into her existence and why it is in existence…

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2019

24

Sep

Sahara Ray Nipples of the Day

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Sahara Ray loves bringing the nudity to Instagram, remember her full pussy flash?

Sahara Ray is a forgotten instagram model who was early to the instagram game…doing instagram style shoots even before instagram officially hit….but she inspired and was replaced by RAT COW, so that’s a nice legacy for her to think of when she takes too many pills and drowns herself in her bathtub..

I guess now that EVERY SINGLE GIRL IN THE WORLD has taken this approach to content, the fear of one day having respectable career that could be ruined by nudes totally gone, allowing us to see basically everyone’s tit, fully diluting what Sahara Ray and her “hippie / BOHO/ Down to Earth” act that is a fucking act….all this shit is bullshit…has done…but that doesn’t take away from the sheer size of her titty…

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2019

24

Sep

Pia Mia Perez Skinny Bikini of the Day

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Pia Mia Perez is some US Guam born…which was convenient for moving to the mainland to make it in America…..rather than working it for white tourists like some child hooker in the sex tourism scene like the other South Asians, not that GUAM is in South Asia, I don’t know where the fuck it is…but you get what I am saying…SAME SAME BUT DIFFERENT..

She is jailbait who was…famous enough child star that had and probably still has a huge social media following, so she can focus on her own career all thanks to strategic parents who wanted her famous…

She’s got a pretty useless IMDB…where she was in one movie called Santa Paws…a couple of years ago..BUT WHO doesn’t need an IMDB…SOCIAL MEDIA BABY….but she has probably don more than anyone else born in Guam has pulled off in the entertainment industry…not including the girls I know girls who used to go to GUAM….

They were there to strip for the military and make a shit ton of money doing it…we are talking retiring at 30 with a million in the bank while keeping your freedom fighters motivated by supporting your troops with their tits…

I guess that mainland pussy may have influenced the second career of Pia Mia….which is clearly one of a fake titty, slutty for attention, maybe solid enough to be in rap video, stripper looking chick with her bolt on tits out…

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Posted in:Pia Mia Perez|SFW

2019

24

Sep

Sommer Ray Erotica of the Day

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Sommer Ray is in some lame ass photoshoot….literally…

What I do to fill up my day, posting silly meaningless shit about idiots in popculture daily for 15 years, is hardly something I’ll ever be celebrated for. It is not something that will open doors for me. It will not get me book deals or movie deals, even though it is seemingly way more WORK and hours of effort on a DAILY basis that what a lot of these people go viral and make millions for….and I’m not bitter about that.

Sometimes, the anger, annoyance, humor is easy….it’s just obvious.

Other times, like looking at these pictures of Sommer Ray are hard to find an angle or depth or humor…

I don’t think that has as much to do with me not having things to say, I can fucking rant on anything…but everything to do with this fitness influencer who doesn’t do fitness, but who does show off her ass A LOT….generating those low quality fans just there for the ass and she gets paid for it, because there is a seemingly large audience…but beyond the ass, there is just NOTHING to her. Nothing interesting, inspiring, or compelling…she is literally just a trashy slut with an ass…and that’s all it takes for her to get paid so why bother pushing herself if we’re rewarding this…so we as a people should stop rewarding this…in order to force girls to push their slut content a bit further….otherwise what’s the fucking point….to show a photoshopped ass…awesome….fucking trash.

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Posted in:SFW|Sommer Ray

2019

24

Sep

Arina Lush Tan Line Titty Photoshoot of the Day

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You don’t need to know who Arina Lush is….because I don’t know who she is. I just think the tanline photoshoot she is the star of is pretty great…I mean not THAT great, but still something a little different, a little comedic or ironic, a little Canadian Prime Minister in Black/Brownface, like every single fucking girl on INSTAGRAM, including but not limited to Ariana Grande, but who don’t get called out as racists…because we’re too busy jerking off to them…coupled with not thinking that brown make-up is a racist thing. It is not “mocking” people to emulate people…it’s all in good fun…

I am not trying to overhype this shoot, it’s really not THAT great but my expectations are so low from all the laziness of social media photoshoots that something as basic as this stands out. I think that’s more a testament of the state of instagram content and less about these tits…that are still tits being shown off for attention..

Posted in:ARINA LUSH

2019

24

Sep

Tori Spelling Bikini of the Day

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Tori Spelling has taught us a valuable lesson and that is that if you’re ugly as fuck, you’ll still be able to get cast on at least one TV show, but only if your dad is Aaron Spelling, the king of fucking TV, responsible for producing so many huge fucking TV shows, that he basically owned the fucking TV industry and throwing his ugly daughter in the mix, to allow her to live her dream of being a celebrity, was pretty fucking easy since there couldn’t be any pushback cuz he owned the whole fucking thing and the people around him wouldn’t risk pissing him off or getting fired by charming in…

So now, she’s out in a bikini, in her 50s, mom of a bunch of kids, looking fucking gross…but who cares, she’s Tori Spelling is bathing suit pics that no one asked for….now Fuck off.

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Posted in:SFW|Tori Spelling

2019

24

Sep

Ivanka Trump’s Nipples at the UN of the Day

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I don’t do politics. I am Canadian and don’t care. I do see the comedy of politics. I see the jokes from either Trump haters, or Trump supporters or Trump. I laugh at some of things, mainly the overly uptight social justice warriors. I laugh at how disconnected the coastal cities and “rich” people are from the rest of the country. I laughed when Trump was voted in, not just because it is Trump, I laughed at the fact a reality star got into office…but I don’t really follow any of it. I’m more into tits and pussy news that isn’t news to bother….which brings me to this very important Ivanka Trump appearance for your Government, with her big socialite mom tits, all hard nippled which isn’t just fun for her dad, but fun for all of us…..

If more political news was about hard nipples and not whining on either side….I’d probably be more into politics cuz hard nipples make everything better. Hard nipples mad high school french class better – the teacher always had hard nips. It made gym class better because of the girl in my class with big nipples in an era where bras weren’t built padded….and I guess it makes the UN political meetings better too…

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2019

24

Sep

Weird Pigeon Man and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Catches Train Pervert

Woman Breaks Taxi Windshield…

Birthday Celebration Fail

Praying mantis standing its ground…

Armed Clowns…Cruising

Car VS Barrier….

Weirdest Accident of the Day

Realtor Attacked and Groped

Parking of the Day

Work Fail

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

24

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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A bush so thick it’s shorts…and no, I am not referencing the DEMI MOORE OUI pics from the 80s that she is lying about saying she was 16 in – now that she’s released a new book that I am getting publicity emails about…clear people like to pander to idiot famous drug addicts who re-wrote her story. She’s saying she was raped by her mom’s friend who later told her he paid her mom $500 for that. She’s blaming Kutcher for her doing Whip-Its and overdosing with her daughter…another take no responsibility for her actions cunt who was out there sucking dick at a young age to make this life of fame she’s got. Manipulating her destiny with her cunt….not that I care about DEMI MOORE…or these pics…

UPDATE – i forgot to post the pics – dumbfuck dot com… only took me 12 hours to figure out. Glad none of ya’ll read what I write….then reach out to say “dude you forgot some shit”….assholes…

BUT I do find it interesting that I found them on PINTEREST after a google search. Is Pinterest an official porn site now? I mean is it even nudes with a BUSH as thick as shorts? I don’t know….

I also don’t know why my morning hangover has been tainted by Demi Moore like the dicks of all the men she’s fucked….I guess some people just know how to weasel their way into conversations…especially when people have nothing else going for them…like me…I just sit, it’s my hobby, my passion but it doesn’t come with many exciting stories and misadventures….but I want you to understand that in no way am I saying that DEMI MOORE is any level of interesting cuz I am not…it just happens to be the one thing I read and thought “That bitch is the worst”….with her ruining the start of my day…looks like I’m a rape victim here…

Here are some morning links…

Oprah May Have AIDS
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Ivana Trump’s Nipples
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Hacker Takes $2000 back from Scammers
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Jennifer Lawrences Wedding Registry
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Best Televised Beyonce Cover Band Ever
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Someone Confessed for Making a Murderer Murder – Not Steve
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Scare Prank Backfire….
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Snakes Scare the Fuck Out of Me
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Pics of a Slutty Pole Vaulter
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New Jack City is Being Remade
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Dog in the Water Fountain
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Cop Gets Hand Stuck in Trunk
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