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Bianca Censori’s Epic Tits Out of the Day

Bella Hadid Instagram Face Has her Tits Out of the Day

Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

Anna Zaiachkivska is the Instagram Of The Day

Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2019

Aug

Candice Swanepoel See Through of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is showing you her panties through her dress….and maybe her tits too…I can’t tell cuz I don’t have that X-Ray nerd vision…I just assume the panties are part of the look, the empowered mom of two is pulling off, because if she was to go commando, that is without underwear, there would be a chance that we’d all see what having two kids actually does to a cunt…

I find Swanepoel so boring, from her repetitive photoshoots in her underwear for her evil Brand that created her, when they weren’t on vacation with Epstein, to her own line of bathing suits, to whatever this is…there’s no personality to her and now that she’s old…I prefer to focus my time looking at younger girls who are equally boring…..you know age isn’t a number, it’s a legit thing I all BEST BEFORE date…and every day that goes by, this one is is one day further from her (amazon) PRIME…

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2019

Aug

Bruna Marquezine Nudity of the Day

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Bruna Marquezine is some 24 year old Brazilian, who is famous in Brazil for being on some telenovela Women In Love….which she may have been on since she was a kid. I don’t speak or understand Brazilian Portuguese so I can’t be too sure…

What I do know is that she hasn’t broke into the AMERICAN market yet, at least not in AMERICAN movies…but she will..she’s got 40 million followers on Social Media, because there is more to the world than just AMERICA…some of these other countries have massive population, and thus some of these girls have massive fan bases, and America hasn’t heard shit from them ever…

So the more naked she gets the better for her VISA application she’s probably in the process of, cuz US Immigration love hot slutty naked chicks and give out VISAs to them all the time….you know to steal american jobs from american people who are too fat and lazy to look like this…

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2019

Aug

Brittany Furlan Bikini of the Day

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Brittany Furlan is Tommy Lee’s new wife, because I guess dating a 60 year old rocker with HEP is a good strategy to have a roof over her head…and food in her mouth…girls are drawn to famous people and thus famous people always have access to a solid stream of mooch pussy..

That said, she was a VINE comedian, who got HUGE on VINE like all the top YOUTUBERs making 100 million dollars a year being idiots…

I think I actually follow her on social media, but never see her content, luckily…thanks to hating social media, never logging on, and the fact that I follow 7500 whores…impossible to keep track of just one…

I have also never seen her comedy, I am sure it’s lame, but most things on the internet are lame…especially if they get views, have gone viral with more than just the HEP….

But she is in a bikini, tits a hanging…and with her grandpa aged husband…and it is boring, but is more significant than I am, which isn’t saying much, but is truth.

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2019

Aug

Alison Brie Possible Nip Slip of the Day

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Alison Brie loves her tits….and I guess so does anyone who likes Alison Brie, because what the fuck else would you be looking at, or what the fuck else does she have going for her. Tits are the backbone of most females with fans…so why not show them off…for the fans….

I don’t know if there’s nipple, but I’ll post it to give you something to do this LABOR DAY WEEKEND…since you have no family and friends…

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2019

Aug

The Dumbest Viral Video Ever of the Day

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I assume this was posted by WORLDSTAR or some other black twitter online community cuz black people fucking love social media and the internet for all their news and entertainment needs…

It’s of a girl with a fucked up face, farting into a megaphone at a Walmart type store, in a thong…so you know it’s real….if you’re not the lucky parent who buys it for their kid later that day….in which case you know it’s real when thee kid dies of ECOLI, PINK EYE and HOOKER who does shit like this AIDS.

Point being, you are all disgusting….and I know what you’re thinking, that girls don’t fart and I’ll say this is not definitive proof as we don’t know if this muppet is tucking or not.

ANyway, it is all over the internet and I hate every second of it.

Posted in:Videos

2019

Aug

Horny Girl Raping Dude and Other Videos of the Day

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Truck Tire Explodes

Impressing a Girl – Fail

Man Headbutts Store Clerk

Bus on Bus Rage

Silo Demo Fail

Super Market Shitter

TOPLESS DAY IN NYC

Christians VS Nudists on VENICE BEACH

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The funniest news story that I’ve heard today was about a local enough dude in his 50s, who got arrested, for sending a jerk off video to a 17 year old who posted an ad on Facebook for her baby sitting services…with her email attached…

Unsolicited nudes are entertaining to me. Not to send, but to receive or to hear stories from girls who felt violated by the unsolicited nudes, in a no one asked for this, but dude couldn’t help but send it anyway, like a subway or bus shelter flasher, only with a digital paper trail to get caught..

I feel that the unsolicited nude doesn’t get the LOL comedic content strategy it deserves, far funnier than anY MEME account…especially since the entire society we live in, unless you’re a reclusive on a farm in Vermont like I want to be, is about being forced to suck the FIGURATIVE dick of things we don’t give a fuck about.

Whether it is Katy Perry Music, or all music, celebrities, our bosses BULLSHIT…it is all uninvited…and worse than RAPE….in a world where you can’t say anything is WORSE THAN rape, except RAPE BEFORE MURDER…because the feminists go nutty…in their militant uneducated ways….

BUt the good news is that I am basically invisible and those kinds of people don’t know that this kind of site exists, since it hasn’t been featured on their news sources or whatever…but if they take issue with Dave Chappelle and try to “CANCEL” all things they don’t like….they’d really love it here…

Here are some MORNING links for you MORNONS.

White Trash Meth Head Dancing in Underwear
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Billie Eilish mad at Nylon Germany for Weird Topless Cover
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Crazy Fat Girlfriend of the Day
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Courtney Stodden Claims to be 25 – Is Naked in Bath
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Kirsten Dunst – Awesome Tits
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Alex Trebek Back on Jeoparty
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Overly Excited Dude
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The Coolest Film Studies Professor Ever
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2019

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Conversation of the day:

“Do you think it is safe to use for insertion?

“How else do you think people carried their ham around before refrigeration?!”

In reference to HAM.

That said, I mentioned that hen I was in high school, we didn’t even know if girls had tits. I wanted to expand on that, because I left the house today and saw A LOT Of tit….

So when I was in High School, we’d be lucky if we got to see them in a one piece on field day to the water park day. They all wore oversized sweaters they weren’t letting us in those sweaters….but now they don’t wear bras, barely wear shirts, don’t wear pants, barely wear pants, full nips and asshole for all….

It’s a crazy time to be a dad to a teen…or I guess to be a teen…or I guess to be an old pervert on the streets…

How the fuck are these idiots not fucking animals…fucking everything that walks, maybe it’s the jerking off too much thing, or maybe they are just over exposed to it, either way..

How are the dads letting them leave the house, or have their friends over for sleepovers….it is out of control….

The style was once oversized GAP to take away all your sex appeal…

The style is now….”here’s my pussy, look at it, but don’t touch it, rapist”..

Some stepLINKS – Don’t mind if I do…

McConauhey Now a Professor
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Kirsten Dunst – Awesome Tits
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TV SHOW I WILL NOT BE WATCHING
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Slut at the Venice Film Fest
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Chinese Roof Collapse
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Gypsy Rose Blanchard’s Engagement Photo
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Coco Austin Nipple Pasties
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Dude Playing Slutty Wedding Game Shaking a Dick
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Dog Fart
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Alison Brie Nipple – Who Cares
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Judge Mathis Denies Spitting
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Instagram Hooker Teaching Girls How to Date Rich Guys
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Car Chase of the Day
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BJ Penn Street Fight
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Rhino Car Flip
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Man Attacks Woman
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Jerry O’Connell Shaves his Back
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Brad Pitt New Tattoo You Queers
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Devastating Finising Move
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Clever Canine Escapes
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Homeless NBA Player Did Good with his MONEY
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Dude Chill While GF is Raging
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Boring Jessica Chastain
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FUCK CHIP KELLY
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Pink Sheer and BLACK
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Road Rage of the Day
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CBD HYPE – IS IT TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE?
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From the Forum

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Tao Wickrath in a Bikini
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Alexandra Daddario Forgot Her Tits
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Julianne Hough at an Event Being Boring
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Cara Delevingne at an Event Being Boring
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Madelaine Petsch in Some Magazine being Boring
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Ashley Benson – Lesbian – Gives Paparazzi the Finger…or The Shocker…either way…both things she uses in her sex.
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Some Bitch Getting Kidnapped by a Homeless Dude
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Celebs Be Naked
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My TUMBLR PORN COLLECTION OF THE DAY
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Amateur Slut
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Worst Way to Wash Hands
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Animals Hate Us
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Lesbian Sex of the Day
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3 Sets of Big Tits at the Laundromat
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Sunny Leone – Naked
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Amateur Couple Fucking on Apartment Roof…
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Does This Make You Feel Violated?
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Just Drinking Pee in the Glory Hole – THe Would is NUTTY
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Hot Naked Angel Constance
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Public Dick Sucker
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Creeper of the Day
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SPIDER PORN
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HANDS FREE – One More Time – It is That Good..
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ROMANIAN
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WTF is That
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Megan Rain Porn Puffy
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2019

Aug

Katie Holmes Titty Flash of the Day

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Katie Holmes is some Robot bitch created in a basement of the Celebrity Center of Scientology back when she was breeding vessel for Tom Cruise…only to be exiled and forced to fuck a black man for power….so that her primitive robot wife technology that runs off sperm doesn’t dry up and die…KEEP It CHARGED….even if it’s aging fucking terribly…

Well, Jamie Foxx has moved onto new young pussy, leaving this sloppy, saggy, old looking bitch to fend for herself in this scary post-Scientology world…that I am sure she’s getting monthly paychecks from to cover costs…but that she hasn’t used to buy herself a new shirt, as if she wanted this one to open up and show off her bra top titty….

Weird for sure, but not as weird as how old she looks….and I know this for a fact because she was filming a movie near me one day and not only did she ignore the PUG I was walking with, which is sick, but she also looked like a tall fucking 60 year old with zero sex appeal.

But I do remember her hype as a Dawson Creek. I do remember her topless scene where she was dead underwater…but topless…getting dudes jerking off to a “dead” girl…which I can’t imagine being good for society…and all those things were way too fucking long ago…cuz she’s fucking old.

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2019

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Pussy Print of the Day

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I’ve said all I really need to say about Jennifer Lopez over the last few weeks of her promoting the movie she’s in by being in various states of undress in slutty outfits.

We get it, she thinks she’s hot, she invests heavy into looking as hot as she can, and being a 55 year old sex icon is apparently important to her.

THE facts are that she’s done a lot, made a lot of money, hasn’t done much in terms of the grand scheme of the world, except maybe to get her Puerto Rican fans some hope that they too can make it in America, despite J.Lo not knowing how to speak spanish, that far removed from the whole experience, but quit to exploit it for personal gain…something she’s clearly addicted to.

It’s like, take a break, raise your kids, why be this A personality on some kind of hustle….just because you can? Do more for the world, you’ve done enough for yourself, it’s at the point of gross when a 55 year old is walking around with her pants jacked up her cunt for attention, or because her cunt is an old lady menopausal mom cunt…and it has a mind of its own…

Maybe she does this to prove that she hasn’t pissed through her Poise. A 50+ woman who doesn’t piss herself, bold enough to wear white leggings, cuz no fear of a period…is NOT erotica…..it’s fucking twisted and weird.

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