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2019

03

Sep

Jordyn Jones Bikini Erotica of the Day

Jordyn Jones is serious…wanna know how I know? Cuz any girl who is serious about her bikini selfies knows to arch her back and make her ass into a bit of a shelf…far more appealing as a shelf than the 300 pounder who happened to have an ass shelf but I don’t think it was a product of design, but rather a symptom of overeating and morbid obesity…where as Jordan Jones is serious about wanting to be something you jerk off to…So serious that each of these pics is 1 / 150 pics of the series of 1000 pics where she wanted to get her pose perfect…a solid 1-2 hours of trying to capture the moment…which as pathetic as that sounds is something I appreciate cuz I am a pervert into young sluts in bikinis being slutty.

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2019

03

Sep

Jennessa Rose Bikini of the Day

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Jennessa Rose is apparently a voice actress….

I don’t know if sticking to VOICE acting is really her goal with pictures like this. It seems that she may have got into voice acting as an extension of giving phone sex to rich guys she finds on the internet, one of which was likely a movie producer or ad agency creative director who decided to bring her in…

I do know that pictures like this are what the girls produce, so if you’re a girl and you’re not taking bikini and braless dramatic instagram photos for instagram, to make people think you are hot, hot bodied, and awesome…living some live of amazingness, even if you’re not, because otherwise how can you fit into society….you can’t….without these pics…you ain’t shit….even if you look like shit when producing these pics.

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2019

03

Sep

Leven Rambin Bikini of the Day

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What the fuck is on Leven Rambin‘s ass?

Is that a PORT WINE STAIN? A weirdo birth mark that she hasn’t got removed because it hasn’t eaten up half of her face? Or is it is rash from having her ass out in the elements? Only to be sunburnt, or exposed to an allergen? Could it be Syphilis, I think Syphilis presents itself as a rash? Or maybe it is just from being spanked…I’ve seen hand prints on asses from TUMBLR making he assume it is a thing…

I don’t know who Leven Rambin is at this moment in time, I can always just google her, but why bother when there are asses to stare at…so let’s get staring.

Here’s her underboob

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2019

03

Sep

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is so heartless.

When her father’s private island in the Bahamas is near the devastating Hurricane that is taking a toll on the country they hide offshore money in, killing people off, and all that other natural disaster cuz humans are shit and have destroyed our planet shit, so that it is coming back for some revenge as it should….

She’s tits out in Europe at the other family house being the best socialite she can be, cuz her dad is Johnny Depp and thus she’s important, entitled, and immune to bad shit the locals have to deal with…and SO ARE HER NIPPLES…Nips she didn’t forget the nipples to bring out braless cuz her entire generation is braless…leave the house and you will see tits everywhere…

Here she is at the Venice Film Festival

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2019

03

Sep

Aubrey O’Day Naked of the Day

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There was a time when I posted Aurbey O’Day’s Playboy pics…10 fucking years ago…on VALNTINES DAY no less..

I still have them in the archives of the site HERE and totally forgot that she was ever in Playboy, back when Playboy mattered, before Playboy got sold off to LGTBQ people who consider the offices to be a SAFE SPACE and their photoshoots an exploration into gender…..or some other bullshit you’d expect to find in social media comments by the armchair activists…

Well this 10- year old new iteration of Aubrey. Rocking a totally new face, body and life, really being ironic while being literal with the face injection muppet generation…looking thick in all the weirdest but I guess right places cuz dudes of the internet love this doughy shit…and I think the 35 or 36 year old is clever. Use all you can to stay talked about in an era of everyone being famous you need to be EXTRA clever to stand out. It’s an era where fucking DIDDY and Don Trump Jr isn’t enough to sustain you…you MUST get nude.

The only bummer is that we can’t see her cunt. Why bother if we can’t see the cunt..

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2019

03

Sep

Ashanti 39 Year Old Leather Tits of the Day

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Ashanti is nice and thick nearing 40. Posing with horses on the beach like she’s Fabio on the cover of some romance novel…her tits spewing out everywhere all big and sloppy but no where near as sloppy as her upper thighs…that magical gate way that you have to venture through to get to the goods….making me wonder just how many men didn’t bother making their way into her cunt…but instead just finding that near-pussy fat fold to fuck. Less Herpes that way….I guess we will just have to ask NELLY, who she dated from 2004-2014 to find out the TRUTH about her near pussy fat fold…unless you’re more into staring at the tit…the old leather tits…doing that whole country road thing the rap do now.

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2019

03

Sep

Demi Lovato Heroin Filled Tits of the Day

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Demi Lovato is clearly on the mend, if being on the mend means getting done up and showing off the only benefit of weight gain – monster fat tits….

Clearly an improvement to her just being a set of heroin addicted fat legs and ass that were not fat in a good way…they were probably some kind of front because they didn’t look heroin addicted at all…

Fat tits are the only good thing about being fat. They almost make it all OK…

But it’s not ok, at least not according to me, where Demi is out there being praised as some kind of hero, some kind of survivor, and not like some addict trash we shouldn’t let our kids be a fan of. She’s getting work on TV shows like WILL AND GRACE, and moving away from her music career, to focus more on acting, because I guess music brings that rockstar life that needs medicating, while acting is a joke where you sit around all day on set being coddled…so baby steps…but I’d like to see what happened to LOHAN happen to her…you know blacklist the bitch, replace her with grateful cunts who don’t do heroin because of all the stress of living that dream celebrity life…that isn’t a dream at all…cuz all these girls go mental because of it…

Stop the heroin addict brand deals, why endorse an opiate addict cuz she’s famous, treat her like all the other opiate addicts out there. It’s a weird double standard but the tits look big though…

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2019

03

Sep

Tori Spelling Bathing Suit Pics No One Asked For of the Day

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The funniest thing about these Tori Spelling Labor Day weekend in Hawaii with her Husband after filming her weird 90210 comeback show that I hope no one watched, is that they aren’t just cell phone selfies, trying to document her time away, enjoying summer like a typical 50 year old rich woman, they are actually paparazzi pics…meaning she either sold her weird selfies to the media hoping for some coverage, or she called it in to get it done by a paparazzi photographer hoping for some coverage, so either way…this is Tori Spelling stripping down for some media coverage because clearly she is addicted to being in the media…and loves every second of attention her spoiled rich kid ass can get…even into her 50s….

The only sad thing in all this is that we can’t see her weird cleavage dent I used to stare at in confusion while watching the original 90210 when we only had one channel in a pre-cable era of I had no other choice..which compared to today’s “I have too much fucking choice”…there are endless amounts of content…years of fucking content to pollute your brain with…the idea of one channel, one show is fucking crazy…but not as crazy as Tori Spelling crying for attention in the least how way possible. Like if she actually wanted to get noticed…post up a masturbation video and pretend you were hacked…old lady in old lady bathing suits isn’t the best or hottest way to cry for attention.

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2019

03

Sep

Girl Peeing Caught on NEST and Other Videos of the Day

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Girlfriend at the Game

Idiot at the Train Crossing

Big Boob Ninja

Teacher at the School Picnic

Swerving Taxi Causes Accident

How to Catch a Thief

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2019

03

Sep

Morning Hangver Dump of the Day

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Make people insecure again….

I am glad you feel empowered to tell us how much you weighed before and after this morning’s shit, you half naked slut in a bikini…and I am glad I know that you’re ovulating so that could be why you are retaining water and getting the bloat….and I am glad you’ve announced with confidence that you’ve gained 12 pounds this summer…and that you think “That is ok”…as you rally your troops from your social media following…people you haven’t ever met to hop on board your bullshit empowered and half naked train…and I am sure you are still insecure, hence the announcements…but I remember a time when people bottled it up, felt like shit about it, didn’t play fake empowered and announce their shortcomings on a public platform…you know they’d never do that, they’d never post half naked pics, they’d never write what they were feeling….and it was amazing…the silence…the only hot chicks half naked…is a world I prefer…

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