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2019

02

Sep

Camila Cabello Hard NIpples of the Day

Camila Cabello with her hard nipples out because she’s exhausted from being a BEARD to Shawn Mendes, who she has a hit song with….

The whole staging a relationship with a gay celeb to commit to some storyline that sells product, seems outdated, a thing of the past….just silly in this era of posting up your daily shit, as in BOWEL MOVEMENT on your social media to show the world how shameless, open an honest you are with your fans…not to mention homo is in, but I guess groupie girls like the fantasy that they will one date Mendes like they were cuban raft drifter Cabello…as they consume their duet like it’s fact…because the audience is clearly still fucking dumb.

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2019

02

Sep

Cassie Scerbo Twerk of the Day

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Cassie Scerbo from Slumber Party Girls in the CBS children’s music variety series Dance Revolution…wants you to know that TWERKING is still a thing, but then again, she’s 29 and out of touch, doing the twerk like it was 6 years ago, and she wasn’t about to turn 30 and basically fucking expire…

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2019

02

Sep

Charlotte Lawrence Slutty of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence gargling like she’s just sucked a dirty HPV dick that has eaten too much garlic…you know get that taste out of there….but you’re probably more the kind of pervert who likes to think she’s gargling cum, even if she clearly isn’t…..because of those titties…titties that are straight from the womb of Kate from Drew Carey on her quest to be either an influencer, or a celebrity, as all these girls are doing…only she’s got that mom and dad in the industry to make her seem more interesting than she is. The new generation fucking love when social media accounts have famous relatives, even if it’s some real fucking obscure famous relatives, it’s enough to matter more than those who don’t have that affiliation….

Fun young cleavage though.

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2019

02

Sep

Kirsten Dunst Is Still Incredible of the Day

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Kirsten Dunst is killing it on her new show, and not because she’s a 40 year old mom, with a mom body and a set of mom tits, but because she’s actually fucking good. It’s nice to see some of the “OLD GUARD” come back into the mix and have their breakout, or comeback performance that they will either be remembered by, or reminded of….

She is pretty much the last generation of talent that had to break through on an industry level. They had to get to the castings, prove themselves, get the good gig, become celebs when celebrity mattered and was more than self involved assholes with a DO IT YOURSELF attitude and a basic knowledge of online marketing….

She has been around for what feels like forever. She’s had some dark and dirty times for the majority of that time. But she’s back. She’s ready. She’s bringing. it and I am a fan.

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2019

02

Sep

Sailor Brinkley Cook Bikini of the Day

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Sailor Brinkley Cook the girl who got zero looks from her supermodel mom, but got her genetics from her billionaire dad, a tradeoff for the good life because money, an endless supply of money, is far more important than being a hot chick who needs to fuck for the good life. Smart family planning BRINKLEY….

Well clearly, despite not being hot, she learned at a young age how to pose like a half naked bikini clad slut, because her mom knew that despite not having the looks, but instead the ability to stage the look, is just as important, a distraction, or diversion, because dudes get lost in the pose and don’t realize that the girl doing the pose is average at best….that’s the basis of everything on social media right now…

So here she is doing it.

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2019

02

Sep

Sara Sampaio Nipples of the Day

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Sara Sampaio the Portuguese fisherman’s daughter, stripped out of her fishing waders, and got into a dress for some very important event, one so important, that she brought her nipples out. Maybe it is because she doesn’t know how to dress up proper, being a fisherman’s daughter, or maybe she knows how to take advantage of red carpet paparazzi opportunities, where she attempts to give people something to talk about because everything else about her is pretty fucking boring.

From dating a billionaire to being a VS model, to having a Portuguese woman beard…it’s all pretty boring.

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2019

02

Sep

Courtney Stodden 25 Year Old Nipples of the Day

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Courtney Stodden claims she just turned 25. Which seems crazy because she’s been a fame whoring, ball of body dysmorphia, for at least a decade. That is when she broke through the life as a sex worker or a stripper and ended up in the mainstream for being a 16 year old wife to some actor no one ever heard of….despite being 40.

She has managed to still be talked about, or at least relevant enough for some tabloids, the same tabloids who created her because they needed some sensational story for their readers. To keep selling magazines in a magazine-less world…

Point being, like Farrah Abraham before her, these low level tabloid fodder women have done well for themselves, I mean they can afford all the clown surgeries they want.

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2019

02

Sep

Farrah Abraham Bells Palsy Face of the Day

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Farrah Abraham has a new face, it could be bells palsy though, but it isn’t. It’s just a social commentary, you know, her showing the world what all these people are striving for with the face injections, by going above and beyond, to the extreme, you know totally committing to it. Which is the American way, why stop here – when you can go so much further….I mean, we could all break down the reasons why her look is ridiculous, but at the same time, she’s Farrah Abraham, an ugly ball of trash from MTV who has dabbled in porn, we’ve seen her squirt, we’ve seen her take dick in her ass like he should have done back in high school but that wouldn’t have got her on TV, and she was probably already doing that when she decided to get on MTV and ride that MTV wave for years. We have no expectations for her to do anything much beyond jacking her face up…and filming herself fuck…which in and of itself makes her a living fucking legend.

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2019

02

Sep

Jenna Dewan Bikini of the Day

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Remember when Jenna Dewan got famous for being such a great actor and dancer? ME NEITHER! It was all because she married and had a baby with that ex stripper Channing Tatum who blew the fuck up and now she’s got some fake career where she does nothing but posts bikini pics. Sounds like winning to me.

I mean why put the effort into establishing yourself or developing your own career, when you can take your dancing as far as you need to, to get in front of the right “IT” person, who you can divert your energy to, because working sucks…and being on spousal support so that you can do whatever the fuck you want for the next 18 years of your child’s life…is awesome…

Feminism is letting the rich dude bring in the money….and you mooching off it…so that you don’t have to lower yourself to anything but being something he still enjoys fucking….

Here’s that dancer body she got from muscle memory and having nothing else to do with her time.

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2019

02

Sep

Christa B Allen Slutty of the Day

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CHRISTA B ALLEN posts topless pics on instagram, but unlike instagram models she has IMDB and WIKIPEDIA so she must be important…

Let’s take a journey into who Christa B. Allen and why her attention seeking hipster style instagram pictures are more than just thirsty instagram modeling but rather brand support, or marketing support to help her career…

She started this celebrity thing in 13 Going on 30 in 2004….a movie you probably jerked off to…but she’s probably most proud of being cast “Teenage Girl” in Youth in Revolt in 2009….

TAKE THAT INSTAGRAM MODELS…this girl is legit….and has bee producing variations of topless pics for years now…because getting half naked is considered work. No days off for her, except that getting half naked is hardly working, but it is to these girls…who don’t work.

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