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2019

10

Sep

Lara Stone Big Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

Lara Stone is old as ashit, assuming that shit is old, I always do because it has some bloody petrified look to it, that I assume means it’s been baking inside of me for at least a month…not that I want to be talking about my digestive issues due to what I assume is Hep….but wn I call a bitch old as shit, I ask myself “Is shit that old”…maybe I should use another example, maybe she is old as J.LO, or Old as that Grandmother I saw pissing on the side of the road outside the Salvation Army store cuz she clearly can’t afford diapers…which makes me wonder if Lara Stone is that old? Has she lost her ability to control her bladder? I feel like we’ve seen her nips for 20 maybe 30 years…back when tits for fashion was a thing reserved for busty models, before the whole modeling world got overtaken by the DO it Yourselfers…

I guess none of this matters, other than my one Lara Stone story that involved her legal team aggressively coming after me about her Honeymoon pics back when she married some COMEDIAN…it was years ago, and even then she was old….and the pics were tame bikini pics…and this was years after we had seen her tits, her bare tits all the time, on the fucking regular, it’s why she got work….So I thought to myself…what a fucking cunt, coming after people like me, who are doing her a favor posting her…all to try to keep her honeymoon that clearly the paparazzi attended a fucking secret… when all I was doing was saying – here’s some recently married tit you’ve seen in a bikini….just a shitty attitude from clearly a shitty human…but the tits man….they’ve kept her afloat and here she is now…

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2019

10

Sep

Halsey Almost Pussy Flash of the Day

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Halsey attending a fashion week event with her pussy out. You can’t see her labia, but I can tell you that many people have, that is why she exists.

I can also tell you that it is HALF BLACK and mad that hotels don’t have shampoo that caters to it’s hair. I can tell you that it snorts a powder in Miami during some music week and the paparazzi capture it, but instead of being exiled, forced into rehab like she would have been if she was famous 10 years ago, brands all still work with her.

Furthermore, it has some storyline about being a druggy raver party girl homeless kid, sure, who rocked the VIP room thanks to promoters, and found some white boy DJ to fuck, cuz these DJs have needs, most are nerd losers who don’t know shit about music, but know that being the focal point of the room gets them pussy. Halsey was that pussy and this is her being discreet about her pussy, even though she’s loud about everything she does to make sure you all notice her….she’s a fucking NEON sign of a bitch…LOOK AT HER, OPEN, READY….and fucking annoying

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Posted in:Halsey|SFW

2019

10

Sep

Kim Riekenberg Slutty of the Day

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Kim Riekenberg is proper slutty if you are like me and think when a girl decides to spend her day topless or in her underwear for a dude with a camera…not fully showing tit…but still doing dramatic poses with her tits out for the camera is slutty….because it is.

That is not to say we don’t love sluts, cuz we do, otherwise we wouldn’t post pics of sluts all day.

It’s just to say whatever angle they use to polarize their slutty, like that it is art or feminism doesn’t take away from the slutty, it just makes it more annoying, which is why we mute these sluts and look at their basic, low level content for what it is…tits to look at….nothing more…nothing less.

I don’t think I’ve ever heard of Kim Riekenberg but I like her wet T-Shirt…reminds me of the good old days when wet t-shirts were a staple at all the trashy bars…before tits and nipples came with a fucking manifesto you have to navigate as to not offend these people who are fundamentally just as slutty as sluts of the 90s but WAY less fun.

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2019

10

Sep

Nicole Williams Nip Slip of the Day

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Nicole Williams some slutty Canadian instagram model out with Nicole Scherzinger flashing her nipples…

I do not think she’s Montel Williams’ daughter, or part of the band Williams Phillips, hold on for just one day….

I’m gonna google her because her nipple has roped me in…EXACTLY how she wanted it to…..

So she’s some trashy Kardashian looking muppet who likes showing off her ass. She reminds me of some kind of cocktail waitress turned 40….but luckily in her cocktail waitressing, she found a pro athlete to marry, cuz pro athletes love sex working looking girls who like their money and pursue them hard…in exchange for the good life…

She was on E!’s show about WAGS….and I am sure she is as useless as expected…

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Posted in:Nicole Williams

2019

10

Sep

Drunk Florida Woman…and Other Videos of the Day

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Driving of the Day

Sleeping Tesla Driver

Getting Tased like a Boss

Bottle Smash

Cheater of the Day….

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

10

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Drinking was probably more fun when I was a tyrant alcoholic who would go to bars and parties and clubs and pretty much offend everyone, pick fights, get girls to flash me, get homeless people to do stunts…you know destructive while being self destructive….

Now I drink alone in the comfort of my own mould infested basement home and drinking alone doesn’t get the level of support it deserves….they make you out to be an alcoholic when you drink alone. They say it’s a depressant, well you know what is a depressant, the fucking world…so if I can get joy, just a little joy from a fucking beverage, I think that’s therapeutic…

So the last 6-10 years has been more of a “self care” situation that brings joy, that causes no pain or suffering to others, where I wake up and know where I am, and where the only tits I see are my wife’s when she’s trying to change her diaper after shitting herself…it may be less exciting…but I think I am better for it..

So don’t let those BOOZE hating SOBER people in AA try to tell you they can save you man….they just want your money…cuz drinking alone brings nothing but joy and happiness to me….and prepares me for the day which I start at noon cuz I am still a fucking degenerate, I’m just a degenerate in the privacy of my own home, where pants off is manditory and won’t get some girl crying rape cuz they all cry rape now…

So here are some morning hangover dump links..

Bride Confesses to Groom about her Shit….
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Trump Wants to Extend His Second Term
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Home Alone R-Rated Edit
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Brawl Turns Into a Dance
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The 73 Year Old Woman Who Gave Birth to Twins
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Female Police Pulls Pistol
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Ashley Graham is Disgusting and Fat and Pregnant in LATEX..Why Does She Even Exist?
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Double Backflip Fail
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Vanessa Hudgens – Bra Top
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Antifa are Now calling Black People White Supremeicists
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Leaked CIA Playlist..What’s Your Favorite Torture Song…
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Dab in Style with this Kit
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CBD – GET FIXED – NATURE’s MIRACLE – 25% OFF – CODE Step25
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2019

09

Sep

stepINKS of the Day

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Seeing TESLA drivers, who are always on an important phone call whenever they drive by me silently and terrifyingly….is as annoying as hearing them standing on the sidewalk next to their TESLA, bragging about how they are reducing their carbon footprint, because they care…..despite the fact that manufacturing an electric car, with all it’s metal parts and toxic chemical ingredients any new car you buy would have is still fucking polluting….I would argue that it takes more pollution to make a car than to drive an old gas powered one to work everyday. The world doesn’t need more garbage…

Not that I care about the environment, I don’t recycle….but I did see a Tesla asshole about 20 minutes ago..and he reminded me why I hate humans….

I am back on Twitter FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME

I don’t know if I will ever get back into tweeting starting at zero…all these years later but follow me anyway….

Like even the Tesla story…in all my rage…I forgot to tweet…so I assume I won’t get back into the habit of it…cuz silence and no screentime is nice…

That said, Here are some stepLINKS…

Pam Anderson wants EVERYONE to Vote for the US President
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Airplane Overtaking Airplane
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Clickbait of the Day – JLo Deserves an Oscar for Hustlers
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I fucking Hate Chrissy Teigen
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Slut Lisa Rinna Slut Dance
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Canadians Protesting Chick-Fil-A
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Millennials have no Idea who Ozzy Osbourne Is….Weird
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Eagle Snatches Bird…
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Apparently No Plane Hit Pentagon
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Girl With a Horrible Laugh
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Cici Coleman – See Through Bra
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New Secret Aircraft
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Slutty Mountain Biker VS Cactus
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DADDARIO is GROSS
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Nicole Murphy – Hard Nips…
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Tow Truck Loses a Tire
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Electrified Trump Sign Stealing is HILARIOUS
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The Worst Rappers Delight Cover Ever
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Kristen Stewart – Lesbian – Into Rob Pattison as Batman
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Proof Instagram is Really Addictive
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San Francisco’s Looking Good
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Home Alone – Slasher Movie
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Failed Robbery
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Last Alimony Payment DANCE
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Excavator 600 Feet Up
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Jealous Wife Drags Husband Off Dancefloor
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CIA Torture Playlist LOL
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Kate Hudson’s 15 Year Old Son Called her Out..
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How to Legally Conceal a Firearm in Cali
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CBD HYPE – IS IT TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE?
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From the Forum

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Lisa Rinna’s Kid’s Thick Lips
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Sydney Sweeney Thick Chest
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Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage
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Bebe Rexha Thick Thighs…
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Sarah Hyland Kissing her Gay Husband
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Madelaine Petsch Orange Head – Slutty Dress
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Elsa Hosk Cleavage
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Dakota Johnson Titties in a Slutty Dress
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Rat Cow Cleavage
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Lily Collins Potential See Through
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Agdal Cleavage
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From stepSMUT!!

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Today’s Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Christiana in Red…
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Slutty Selfies
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Wetting the Wet Jeans
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Big Booty Cop
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Pussy Play
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Tight Dresses
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The World’s Most Offensive Fetishes
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Amateur Slut in Lingerie
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Titty Jiggle of the Day
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Slutty COuple…
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9 WTF is That Moments…
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Group TITTY Flash
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Slutty Nurses
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Retarded Porn Plots
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3 Girls 1 Toilet
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Big Titty Drop
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Girls in The Surf
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Monica Wasp in Playboy
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First Hooker Experience…
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How to Sell an ATV
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Uber Titty Flash
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Big Titty Drio
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2019

09

Sep

Caylee Cowan Titty Flash of the Day

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Caylee Cowan and her big tits still doesn’t have a WIKIPEDIA page because her sudden rise to celebrity has happened fast..
so fast that she’s got 350k followers and is getting cast in movies and is even at NYFW where she is continuing on her quest to get noticed by getting naked on INSTAGRAM….with TITTY flashes like this, cuz it’s just a tit, stop trying to bring down the tit, and sexualize the tit you perverts….

Even though, she sexualizes the tits and gets a rush out of showing tits, as it got her a ton of new followers when showing tit…

I am a fan of Caylee Cowan, at least of her nudity hustle, because we are in this hybrid time of popstar, mainstream star, and amateur pornographer…where being an amateur pornographer helps your quest to popstar, mainstream star status, the way it SHOULD be…the way people like WEINSTEIN have been making stars since the beginning of time, it was just done behind closed doors and not in our face with this kind of FUN titty content.

This is what the world needs…more fun titty content!

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Posted in:Caylee Cowan

2019

09

Sep

Elsa Hosk Hard Nipples of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is one of the more important Victoria’s Secret model in terms of TOP 10 LISTS that dictate what is actually important according to no scientific evidence or research and strictly a matter of opinion…yet people still flock to TOP 10 lists the lowest form of clickbait for the rankings…

She’s the Swedish Basketball star who stripped down for the evil brand….and who replaced Candice Swanepoel…she’s one we assume is new because she hasn’t been on their ROSTER that long…but she is still the same age as Candice, which is retirement aged by all model standards….so take in her toplessness we’ve all seen before….before it is too late and she’s like a fat Adriana Lima out there half naked because she still has fans…because as of now she still looks good, not overdone with the muppet face injections – but she will be…you’ll see.

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Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2019

09

Sep

Charlotte Lawrence Nipples of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is Kate from the Drew Carey show’s daughter, and like all girls in the world, but mainly girls in Hollywood and its surrounding areas, has developed her own content strategy for social media…tapping into what the regular kids are doing with slutty titty freeing content….only with more purpose cuz her dad is a very fucking rich TV producer and as a family she knows content that works…and has access to a budget to make it work…continuing the quest for Hollywood to dominate the media even with the young girls that pop off and get famous on social media…cuz they have an unfair advantage of rich and connected in the industry parents…and they have a better understanding of audience building, and keeping than the average person, but more importantly, they have connections to make their want to be famous a reality….SO….when they post tits on social media it matters more than all the other girls who post tits on instagram…all because her mom is basically a no name celebrity in this era but still a celebrity…increasing this titty flasher’s clout..kids love other kids with famous parents…even if they’ve never heard of the DREW CAREY SHOW…that shit was 2 decades ago.

The world is weird, but still gonna get weirder…

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Posted in:charlotte lawrence|SFW