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2019

09

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio Topless of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is just one of the many 40 year old women in all of our lives who have taken to instagram to show off their fitness old lady bodies, or plastic surgery faces, in efforts to compete with the young girls at their own game….or whatever…

I don’t love old ladies and their mom pussies as a concept, but I will say that 40 year olds today, thanks to fitness and diet information, coupled with the pressure of having a public profile on social media, has made the traditional mom aged woman more worthy of a fuck…

Sure she’s sloppier, looser skinned, even when at her best…and a 20 year old girl’s body will always destroy her…but I remember growing up in the 70s and only one of the moms being hot…she’d show up in Leather Cat Suits, because it turned out that she was a stripper, but still only one mom back in the 70s was worth noticing, nowadays at least 80 percent of moms at the elementary school are worth a fuck. I see them picking up the kids…I know…so I guess as social media kills lives, causes anxiety and depression, and suicide because it is a lonely place to be….it’s making women who otherwise would give up and tap out on this being hot thing…keep delivering the good and as far as I’m concerned…that is a win…and so important…cuz fat ladies are gross.

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2019

09

Sep

Cindy Bruna Tits of the Day

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Like all brands in today’s climate, they are all about inclusivity…hiring all ethnicities and disabilities to try to seem like they aren’t just money grubbing capitalist polluters who are trying to sell you garbage that is designed to break so that you have to buy more…keeping their sales consistent…

NO brand or company gives a FUCK about you they just have enough money to pretend they do, and luckily for them, people are morons and believe it…

So Victoria’s Secret will eventually hire TRANS people to promote their shit…if they haven’t already…are also using this 23 or 24 year old half Congolese model…to almost offsets the brand from all the exploitation of factory workers they do in the sweatshop underwear they make – to keep costs down, margins high, to pay people like this to prance around half naked…

I am sure the worst of Victoria’s Secret is Not the sweatshops, they FINANCED EPSTEIN and are fucking perverts….but they are a brand that has won over America for many years with their smut, people need underwear…mall brand underwear..

Anyway in Cindy Bruna’s quest to be relevant…she’s got her tits out on the runway for NYFW…hi tits…good job making a bitch relevant…

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2019

09

Sep

Kelly Brook Obesity Tits of the Day

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Kelly Brook is the good kind of fat cuz she comes with monster fucking tits. Where that the fatter she gets, the fatter her tits get, and that is some plus sized symptom I can get behind and endorse, even if I think fat girls and fat empowerment is total misinformation…

Not to mention, this ball of fucking female hormones, is in her fucking 40s at this point, so she really doesn’t stand much of a chance fighting the rest of her body playing catch-up to her tits, something it’s been wanting to do since she broke her first D cup bra for being too busy back in High School…eventually you sort of just have to accept it and embrace it…this is your body…and use the tits as hard as she can to offset the disgusting of the fat we all hate…except when it’s inside a tit…

The point of this is to say…she’s got huge tits.

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2019

09

Sep

Kate Beckinsale With the Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day

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Let’s all take a minute to appreciate old like Kate Beckinsale in a Deep Pussy Stretch…because she understands her purpose of being clickbait to a bunch of nerds who were into her VAMPIRE movies….and are still committed to her because of those Vampire Movies….even though it’s 20 fucking years later thanks to her still being hot..

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2019

09

Sep

Potentially Rhian Sugden Nude of the Day

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Rhian Sugden is a Glamour Model, who I guess when the whole Glamour Model thing ended in the UK, was basically put out of work…

We have all seen her tits before because we remember PAGE 3 and all the LAD MAGS that showcased tit cuz they were European…

We remember the Glamour Model movement, where all these low hanging fruit with low hanging big tits actually mattered…and got paid to run ad deals or attend events and all the soccer players loved them and married them…increasing their profile to more than a sex worker with tit that magazines published in dumb shoots…they because trophy wives…

IT was the pre instagram influencer really, famous for nothing more than tits….

So clearly Rhian Sugden, who in her time was one of the more important ones, still has tits, an interest in showing off her tits, and instead of it being presented as “another weekly titty shoot”…it’s “leaked”….but I can’t confirm they are her, or that they are leaked, cuz her tits have been in so many shoots that calling it leaked is totally useless…it’s actually public domain at this point…

Here’s a summary of her Glamour Model Work…I only have archives from 2012 onwards so most of her nudes were likely before that – but you get the idea…

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2019

09

Sep

Selma Blair Bootyhole of the Day

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Selma Blair has found a solid angle to revitalize her career and that angle is a Chronic Illness – MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS – to exploit as hard as she’s exploiting her ass in these pics to get some attention…

I am a fan. Sure I think the whole empowering thing is dumb, but any excuse to get girls naked works for me. I do think it’s silly when I see empowered girls exploiting ailments like being fat, which is only an ailment in being a lazy pig of a human, plus I don’t like seeing fat girls…..I do find empowerment dumb when it’s girls who claim they have ears that are too big for a model but yet they are still out there modeling…since that’s hardly an ailment…if that’s your insecurity that you’re angling…I mean you need to experience actual probblems.. but when it’s a legit disease, I get it….it is shamelessness with a cause….still shameless but with a backstory…so if it’s Alopecia, or Amputation from Toxic Shock, or MS / CANCER/ AIDS….it’s got some clout cuz I don’t want those things, and if you’re out there owning it with those things…good fucking work…

Apparently, Selma is getting hate for flashing her bare ass. It is against the Instagram terms and services you know…but I’m here wondering where her cane is…or walker….maybe the CHEMO that made her bald, and a great head to jerk off on…cured her…it gave her back the gift of life….

People are hating her for the nude…it’s barely a nude and clearly they don’t know what other whores post up daily…this is SOFT core, old LADY cuz she’s like 50 core…so I don’t buy it, and think it’s just an attempt to get more eyeballs…and it works…cuz nudes get likes…we are all perverts…

I’m just bummed she’s not showing us her MS CLIT….and actual butthole…just cuz you have MS, doesn’t mean you can’t fucking BRING it…properly…this walking that fine nude line is lame, half assed with a full ass, but not quit a full ass, cuz you can’t have an ass without anus winking at you….if you go for it…actually go for it…and if you’re getting hate for it…make it higher impact where you actually deserve the hate for terrifying someone with said MS CLIT….I mean before it had MS…it had half of Hollywood….

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2019

09

Sep

Sierra Skye Booty Dance of the Day

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Sierra Skye is some stripper’s daughter out of FLORIDA, who I guess is famous on social media for being a whore of her own with her ass, that I guess she positions as a fitness ass, because it is made in the gym and not with shitty plastic surgery injections all the young girls are getting, only she’s likely getting all those shitty plastic surgery injections all the kids are getting, just using her fitness videos to make it less obvious and to give brands trying to reach her millions of followers some angle more than “shameless daughter of sex worker finds instagram”….

Well, those brand sponsors will be happy to know she’s more than a half naked shameless instagrammer who makes fitness porn…she also twerks…multifaceted click bait talent…

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2019

09

Sep

Sara Sampaio Braless of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is braless at this event because she’s protesting her number one sponsor’s biggest revenue earner in an attempt to be as trendy as possible since the BRA is dead even if the BRA pays your damn bills and is the only reason you exist…

But the fact is that Sampaio is of Portuguese roots, her life as a fisherman’s daughter makes her the kind of person who knows how to get what she needs to survive from the sea….so that all those bras she’s been gifted by her sponsors are better used tied together as a fishing net to feed a village rather than to work as a barrier between her nipples and her fans…true story bro…

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2019

09

Sep

Emily Osment Hick Bikini Tits of the Day

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Emily Osment looks like a fucking hick in her white trash bro pool party thanks to a tarp in the back of their trailer out on a field somewhere…and I guess that’s more fun than some bullshit posing in Beverly Hills for paparazzi she hired to take pics of her, hoping they don’t look staged….

CHECK OUT THE TITS ON HER…I mean I am sure that is what you are actually doing, and not reading about my goto joke I’ve said way too many times for this to be funny, interesting or anything that could compete with those roundies, which is that she’s actually Haley Joel, who started hormones before it was a trendy thing for all kids to do, even 6 year old kids, thanks to parents that want them to be part of that TRANS storyline, doing more damage than good….So anyway, back to the joke, and for the record I realize this is terrible joke delivery….where that cute boy actors hit puberty and aren’t hirable, cuz a cute kid doesn’t make a cute adult….so before puberty, start hormones, play a girl, commit to that strategy and grow out some hot tits…cuz tits get hits, and give you legacy in this world of perverts, where being the kid who sees dead people doesn’t.

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2019

09

Sep

Myrtille Revemont Titties of the Day

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Myrtille Revemont is a hot model who is surprisingly an actual model, because in this world of everyone with an iphone or really any camera and a social media account is a model, it’s rare…..

That is not to say that this Myrtille Revemont is any different than the attention seeking girls of her era who are out there self promoting with slutty content to get seen. I mean she is in these nudes…

It is just to say that I’ve been dooped by the google search into thinking she’s a legit model, and maybe that’s a sign of my eagerness to get rid of these DO-IT-YOURSELFERS, I’m more into buying into something that a team of peopl have established or determined, than what one person has decided for themselves…

Meaning, if I was to buy a car, it would be from a car company, not from some dude who made a car in his basement and decided it was a car. Same goes for a bike, shoes, pretty much anything. I find it delusinal, even crazy when I see people call themselves the things they have decided they are, and not just guys who decided they are girls, but health and wellness gurus, or models, or whatever. I am old school and I like infrastructure and enterprise to create these things. I like casting calls, and cultivating a strategy, and sticking to that strategy with your team…it just seems more planned and thought out…so respect and enjoy actual models…over girls posing like assholes for themselves..

But both are good, cuz all these in front of camera bitches get nude.

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