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2019

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Just because Jet Fuel doesn’t melt steel beams and we as a people can rationally say “maybe it was an inside job”….since Bin Laden was a CIA trained billionaire and such…innocent lives were lost, it was a traumatic thing for New Yorkers to get over while getting on with their money making priorities pretty quickly….we can all agree on one thing…and that is that it was too bad that it wasn’t Bring Your Kid to work day at Pete Davidson’s dad’s office that day…cuz that dude is fucking annoying…

Here are some things…

Dude With the Biggest MAGA Hat
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Pushy Porsche Driver
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I find Rooney Mara So UGly
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Dog Helps Make Sandwich
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The People vs Youtubers who Start Every VLOG with “HEY GUYS”
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Schwarzenegger’s Gym
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Sleeping Tesla Driver…
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Surgeon who Cures the Blind
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Child Called 911 After Being Locked in Car
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2019

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Anyone else pumped for some September 11th tributes that are just around the corner. We get to hear everyone’s first hand experience to where they were when it happened, unless you’re like me and stick to only reading comments and posts from girls who are born in the year 2000….Y2K motherfuckers…cuz those girls post all the nudes and don’t even know what 9/11 is…they think it’s a shoe size, or something old people talk about when they are trying to cam, or whatever else these young people do….which as it turns out is far more interesting that what you old fucks do…

Is it illegal to date a retard? I am thinking of doing a dating app for perverts and lonely people to find retards like to control / care for…like LITERAL retard…I know…legendary concept that I am putting out there for you all to steal and DOT COM billionaire.

Don’t Idea Shame Me…you LUNCH SHAMER…throwing your propaganda down my throat implying there is a race war by making a video of two kids – a black and white one – running to each other hugging and making it a news story with messages of how much we can learn from kids. We know kids aren’t racist yet. Fuck off.

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J.Lo Headlining the Superbowl
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Donut Stealing Bitch
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Guy Who Starts a Fight Fails…
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Weed Jesus
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Scar Jo Old Lady Cleavage….
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Terrifying
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Alec Badlwin Roast that is Being Overhyped
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Mysteries Solved By the Internet…
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Slutty Gayageum Player…
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Fuck this Flood
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Fat Ashley Graham in Latex While Fat and Pregnant
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Reckless Overtake Ends Badly
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Rachel McCord Panties
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Charli XCX See Through…
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Some Las Vegas Shooting Conspiracy – Review
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Jenny Slate Gets Engaged or Some Shit
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Kitten Save…
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Bill Skarsgard Has a Kid and That is News
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Double Backflip Fail
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Asian Model of the Day
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How Donald Duck ANswers the Phone
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Gwyneth Paltrow Takes Credit For Taking Down Weinstein…
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The Bride Who TOOK a Massive Dump on Wedding DAy
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Dude Falls into Pool Doing Yard Work
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CBD HYPE – IS IT TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE?
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Nicola Peltz at a Premiere….
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Jessica Biel in a Dress
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Victoria Justice Long Legs
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Gigi Hadid is So Fucking Ugly….
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Chloe Sevigny in a Photoshoot….
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Some Hilary Duff….
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Keri Russell at an Event…
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Irina Shayk Doing Fashion
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Heidi Klum Showing Off Leg
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Bouchard in a Bikini
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Ambrosio in a Slutty Dress…
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Candice Swanepoel Leg…
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Naked Girls and Guns
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Fit Porn Couple Doing Instagram Looking Porn
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Big Tit Shooter
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Photobooth Sluts
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Hot Naked Reddit Amateur
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Butt Baby….
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Big Sloppy Tits
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Black Youtube Star Sex Tape
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Silly Bolt Ons
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Key Lime in the Pussy
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Subway Pisser
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Crackheads….
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DO YOU LIKE TO CREEP
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Girl Spreads Butthole
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Offensive Fetish
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Big Titty Drio
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Changing Room Sluts
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2019

Sep

Delilah Hamlin Nipple of the Day

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Lisa Rinna’s plastic / Plasticine/ muppet / animatronic / redesigned / bootleg Kardashian but they are trying, which is a terrible thing to try, but I guess they all want to be on the top of the pile of shit that is instagram…. in a .
BUT her tit is out…maximizing the red carpet and that is something. Something like the fake dick sucking lips they got to match their mom.

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2019

Sep

Ashanti Full Bush of the Day

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Is this Ashanti’s bush? Do you even care if it is? Do you even know who Ashanti is? Are the chances of any woman over the age of 35 having a solid bush even possible, unless they are married, obese and have given up…older women are the most brainwashed into thinking bush is bad, cuz they grew up with it, and were there when bald became a trend, it is the younger girls out there with BUSH who get the amazingness bush has to offer…

That said, I know some of you think she died in a plane crash after R. Kelly peed on her / married her at 15…..and I confuse her with that Ashanti too….but she’s not THAT Ashanti…she’s the other Ashanti who is alive, old and fat, spreading her legs like she was Nicki Minaj pretending to be Lil Kim, pretending to be a stripper….and there’s shadows….dark and scary shadows that could be bush…or just damaged skin from all that thigh rubbing….

WHO KNOWS…

BUT the way her belly hangs over her bikini bottoms is its own kind of what the fuck is that.

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2019

Sep

Poor Rachel Cook Broke Her Back of the Day

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A broken back is the only explanation as to why Rachel Cook is standing like this on the beach in her bikini, or its that she’s sucking it in so hard, arching that back to get her booty to pop and her tits to glisten in the sun for the perfect instagram shot of her looking like a cripple…..get this girl a fucking back brace, a wheel chair, a walker…cuz it’s straight up retarded.

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2019

Sep

Sydney Sweeney Massive Tits of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is keeping busy now that EUPHORIA is over for the season. It has been renewed for another season…I watched it, I liked it….I expect it to get substantially fucking worse…but it was a break out role for her tits….and I guess that now makes her a vessel for said tits….tits that I assume her management knew all about when they decided to give her a shot and place her on some major hit shows before getting them a costarring role they deserve, or maybe we deserve to see, cuz the world doesn’t have enough huge tits on a skinny frame….clickbait, sure, but it’s good clickbait cuz it’s tits.

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2019

Sep

Noah Cyrus Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is doing her best MILEY CYRUS LESBIANISM because she’s a mooch bitch who only exists because of her sister. Her entire fucking existence as anything is because of her sister. Sure you can argue BILLY RAY has impact on the world with his one, now TWO hits, but if it wasn’t for Miley, the second tier bootleg sister wouldn’t be followed and we wouldn’t be talking about her taking a “Getting fucked by a strap on, strapped to a big girl”….seriously, we’d pay no attention to it…but instead I am looking at her trying to understand why she’s acting like she’s hot, obviously too much positive reinforcement when she was growing up so that she didn’t develop a complex for not being MILEY….chubby monster with her own take on lesbianism for attention and it’s a little too feminist college millennial for me…thanks to who is cast in the photos.

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2019

Sep

Camila Mendes Slutty of the Day

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Camila Mendes on the cover of Women’s Health Magazine talking about college rape.. lovely…or hot…or SAD….depending on what kind of victim blaming you’re into…

From my perspective, I am not going to even read the story, mainly because I don’t care about “THE NECK”…that is what I call this one….from “Riverdale”…a show that should have ended after season one….instead of it becoming a sexual assault on all of our brains that it became….which I can assume this one had something to do with it because she is the expert on sexual assault…

So from my perspective, unless you are jumped walking home at night in an alley, you are not a “Rape” victim, you are an idiot who is too trusting, who doesn’t protect herself. YOU are to blame for all bad things that happen to you…99.9 percent of the time.

I get that it is a trend or cool to be a rape victim, but it’s annoying for those of us who don’t fucking care…kee your pussy and it’s conquests and failures to your damn self….unless you’re actually posting pics of it…which I am cool with…

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2019

Sep

Ellie Goulding Bikini of the Day

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I know who Ellie Goulding but do I really know who Ellie Goulding is….

Definitely not. I don’t know anything about her, I barely know that one viral song she sang, but I could maybe recognize it if I heard it because I know it is about fire. I don’t know what she does, what she’s into, who she hangs out with, what her likes and dislikes are, what her strengths and weaknesses are…

I do not know her backstory, I do not want to google it and get into some Ellie Goulding vortex I really don’t care about…

But I’ll post her bikini pics as it speaks to my overall theme of reducing all these famous or want to be famous sluts to their core value proposition, which as it turns out…is TITS…..

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2019

Sep

Eugenie Bouchard Water Sex of the Day

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Eugenie Bouchard is bringing a very important reminder to all people, even those not from QUEBEC, CANADA…and that is that you can take the FRENCH CANADIAN out of FRENCH CANADA…..you can even give her a career, that may not be as lucrative as her ROMANIAN far less hot replacement, but that is still a career that can be turned into social media influencer, which is what all the girls crave anyway…..BUT you can’t take the FRENCH CANADIAN out of the girl…and I don’t mean she’s got a French Canadian cock up in her, I just mean French Canadian girls are all fucking horny mental case sluts who have “stripper” as their backup plan, in case the tennis thing doesn’t work. It’s cultural, they say it is passion, or JOIE DE VIVRE, but I say that it leads to great sex that comes from the depth of their soul…cuz they are crazy insatiable perverts…not that I deal with French Chicks, I just know people who do…and it is wild….

So Eugenie Bouchard sluts it for the paparazzi as a response to the Bianca chick’s win, you know to make her feel better, get some attention as a second tier cuz all these girls hate each other….we get to watch her intro to her sex tape….French Canadians…right.

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