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Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day

Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day

Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day

Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day

Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day

2019

Aug

Aubrey O’Day Erotica of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is pretty fucking funny in her marketing of herself…

It’s like she disappeared for a decade, only to come back with a fake face, fake ass, fake everything….all while remaining equally irrelevant to what she once was…which is always funny to see. You know a girl who fucking tries this hard to sexualize herself in smut that she’s producing, even if she’s in her 40s or near 40s, she’s putting her ass out there like people want to see it, only no one cares because they realize that so many other girls on the internet are equally slutty, way younger, way hotter and way more interesting to jerk off to….where as some girl who had a minute of fame and made some money and who has met important people has this delusion that she fucking matters..that she’s more important than these other hot girls and that is fucking crazy….

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2019

Aug

Barbie Ferreira Topless of the Day

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Barbie Ferreira is the big girl on the HBO show Euphoria….where she plays a slutty, insecure fat girl who is finding her sex appeal by being an underage cam girl dominatrix, which may be an actual thing high school girls are doing, that isn’t being policed aggressively, cuz underage girls go to night clubs, why wouldn’t they have fake ID that gets them on cam sites jacking off…

That said, apparently, this girl wasn’t always a fat pig of a girl, who I guess got fat so that she’d get some roles, I guess the media needs South American girls and fat girls to properly, now that the America media wants to properly represent every ethnicity, ailment, disability, allergy, sexual orientation….which is something Canadians are used to, that’s always been the way it is in Canada…thanks to shows like degrassi, that ALWAYS had the natives, asians, black, Wheelchair Bound, down’s syndrome, trans get-along gang shit…but that is funny to see when used sexually like they are in Euphoria with girls like Barbie Ferreira….who funny enough got her career started as an American Apparel model….fuck yeah.

Here she is before she got as big as she is now… is the conspiracy that she got fat to get roles I don’t know…

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2019

Aug

Chanel West Coast Nipples of the Day

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Chanel West Coast fucking sucks.

She isn’t 40, but she must be close to 40….and the fact she still exists on the internet, people still talking about her, is a testament to sucking the right dick at the right time.

She got on an MTV show when people watched MTV and it translated to social media….So she didn’t start at zero on IG…trying to figure out how to be slutty enough to not get deleted while still being relevant….she already had that relevance in the form of followers who don’t actually care about her but who are waiting for the next titty pic….

That her shameless social media content has guaranteed level of views cuz people are there, but she still needs to give them something to talk about because no one actually cares about her and follow her for a more passive reason, like because they thought she was entertaining on the MTV show..and are waiting for the tits…

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2019

Aug

Instagram Nudity of the Day

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I figured I’d do a follow-up to the Morning Hangover Dump of the Day by expanding on the very important header image that I reported on Instagram and that instagram said was perfectly fine for their community, so as this girl gets more and more followers for posting porno like this, and turns that into money and luxury trips, it reminds us that the publicly traded company is a fucking porno site….it may not be a hardcore porn site, and you could argue that everything is porn to the right person, it does have a mass amount of jerk off material for you and Zuckerberg to jerk off to, while he watches you…through your computer camera….

Sick fucks.

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2019

Aug

Drunk Gymnast and Other Videos of the Day

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How a Waiter Gets Rid of Drunk Guests

Driving on a Broken Bridge

Dude Mad there are no CHicken Sandwiches

Woman Man There are no Milkshakes

Riding a Bull…

Raging at McDonald’s Worker

Roof Collapse

Tranny Kicked Out of a Restaurant

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2019

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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This Picture Doesn’t Go Against Instagram Terms and Services.

I saw a stripper looking girl with her monster sized fake tits and a pair of short shorts that matched her mangled face injection face – buying luggage at a Marshalls…

My initial thought was that I guess getting ready to make the great escape from the abusive boyfriend / pimp…she finances with her lap dances…

But then I realized that was pretty negative of me, to think she’s some battered whore…when she could very well be a whore who made the move to Sugar Baby and is on her way off to some Instagram friendly vacation with some rich dude who likes owning stripper looking bitches….

Here are some stepLINKS….in the morning..

Richard Pryor Put a Hit on Someone
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Seven Ways to Survive a Shark Attack
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Was it Self Defense?
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Angelina Jolie Brought her Kid to College…
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Evolution of the Aerial Dogfight
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Retired Cop on Police Brutality
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Bella Hadid Slutty
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Kid Hits Half Court Shot to Avoid Ticket…
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The Good People at Evil Corporation Johnson & Johnson to pay 572 Million for their part in the Opioid Crisis.
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Clueless Dude Busted in Undercover Sting
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Barbara Palvin – Numero
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Rams and Broncos Brawl
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2019

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just watched the Dave Chapelle stand up special an hour ago, even though I hate comedy, especially pussy boy comedy Ansari, but Chapelle isn’t. In the special he says he’s a Victim Blamer…which made me laugh because the other day, I was saying that I am a victim blamer to my wife…I wanted to coin the term TODAY, I was going to rant about it on here….but Chapelle beat me to it, not that it was a hugely original thought to begin with, but it’s nice to connect on some things with someone on TV instead of hating all these fucking pansies…who don’t have any fucking substance, who care too much about popular opinion and are seriously weak….

The reason I was saying I am a victim blamer is because I watched a Doc on Netflix, because I don’t leave the house or have a job apparently, about the Ohio school where the high school football team gang raped and filmed a girl who was passed out drunk, they stupidly posted that shit on the internet, texted each other, etc…and I didn’t say “boys will be boys” or any of that….but I did say “I blame the victim for getting lured in and drunk by predators”…

DO NOT TRUST anyone and with that means don’t put yourself in dumb situations. I am so tired of people not taking responsibility for their damn actions and thinking everyone else is to blame.

I learned at a young age to not trust strangers, or anyone….and my mom was a street hooker in Mexico…and a series of fucking perverts and child beaters..at orphanages or foster homes…etc…TRUST no one and don’t put yourself in a shitty situation…it is your fault if you get in shitty situations not the fault of the crazy person who does crazy things cuz he’s crazy…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Lizzie MCGuire Revival is Coming
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Mom TRAUMATIZES kids with Severed Finger Prank
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The Disgusting Kardashians Doing Charlie’s Angel…
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Bella Hadid Nasty in Some Bathing Suit
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Girl Playing with Labret Hole…
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Drunk Guy Talking to a Statue Intensely
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Abigail Ratchford Nipple
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Billy Bush is Back on TV
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Texas Bans Sending Unsolicited Nudes. It’s Illegal.
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Why US Drinking Age is 21
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Epic Freakout Quitting Job
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Chronic Masturbator of the Day
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Brooke Burke on the Beach Topless…
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Cardi B Says Tits and Lipo Prevented her from Shining when Stripping in Some New Movie
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New SI Model Has a Bald Pussy
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Super Villain is Born
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Hasbro to Indirectly Own Death Row Records VIA Peppa Pig
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Dumb Dance Challenge
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Jim Carrey as Alison Brie is Scary
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3 Airlines Cross Mid Air…
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Everything Streaming in September
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Arianna Grande Back in Manchester After She Had a Bunch of Innocent People Killed
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Prince Andrew – a Legit Pervert
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Funny Baseball Card
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Gliding Through a THunder Storm
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Dog Loves the Garbage Man…
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What’s Inside a Kangaroo Pouch
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Scott Disick Gave Sofia Richie an Aston Martin
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Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall on Set
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The Man Who Let the Dogs Out
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Obama’s Summer Playlist
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Trans Inmate – In Jail for Assaulting a Kid – is Getting State Funded Sex Change…
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Turret Gunner Gets Launched
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CBD HYPE – IS IT TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE?
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Bella Thorne Bikini Slut…
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Tinashe in TIght Jeans
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Joey King in a Sports Bra
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Lili Reinhart Looking Pregnant at a Premiere
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Kat Dennings Huge Cleavage at a Disney Event
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Sporty Spice in a Bikini – GROSS
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Madison Beer Legs…
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Rita Ora Seee Through Dress..Performing
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Diane Guerrero in a Photoshoot
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Pregnant Shay Mitchell
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Stella Maxwell Lesbian Pussy Flash in Short Lesbian Shorts
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Ambrosio Legs
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Kim Garner Bikini Photoshoot
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Marky Mark and some Weed Plants…
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Andie MacDowell Huge Tits…
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Julianne Hough Ass in Leggings
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The First INCEST Stars of the Day
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Naked Bitches in Movies
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From stepSMUT!!

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Girls Peeing
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Hilarious Lesbian Dildo Trick
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A Whole Bunch of ASSSES
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Hot Girl Masturbating
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Fucking the BULL….
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Bridgette B Big Boobs.
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Black Patriotic Girl with a Crazy Ass
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Jiggle Tits
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Christie Mack VS Regular Dudes…
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This is Art….
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Playboy Chick
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Sex Selfies
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Stuck in the WASHER Fuck
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Death by Titty
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Huge Titty Bounce
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Hand BRas
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IG Model Eating Shit on a Motorbike
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Public Sex on a Nudist Beach
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2019

Aug

Sofia Richie’s Bikini Top for the Kardashians of the Day

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It’s Sofia Richie’s birthday…she’s 21 so the team at the Kardashian media agency set up a big VEGAS GET DRUNK party to make an event out of it…like she hasn’t been drinking every fucking day with her sleazy boyfriend on their rich person trips they do for the show….

I guess a Vegas pool party is a good excuse to get her tits out, show off her half nakedness, allow people to tyr to decipher the whole muppet face, like how can she look 50 when she’s only 21…INJECTIONS….all so people talk about her, brands pay money to contribute to her life, and her dad Lionel figures she’s being busy and making her own money so that she’s not just a full trust fund mooch…

The Kardashians, who Lionel’s 21 year old titty daughter is affiliatde with, like to keep their bullshit lie alive, the like to keep their marketing agency busy with social media projects, since everything they do is for attention….

You can’t blame them, they are just riding a wave that was given to them….you can only blame yourselves…as they are just evidence of how fucking dumb society is as a whole…and the have figured out simplistic ways to get ahead in society – by using their holes…

Whether it’s Kim K and her sex tape – various men before Kanye…or now Lionel Richie’s rich daughter who is in that whole Kardashian scene cuz she fuck the brother in law. I guess she grew up around them and figured get in on the action and take a more serious part on their show because it elevates her social media and revenue potential.

Singing to them rather than trying to do it on her own like she was Hailey Bieber Baldwin before marrying Bieber cuz she wasn’t cutting it….the strategic choice…too bad it’s also the shitty choice because you are forced to look at her 21 year old tits with anger knowing she’s not using the Kardashians, they use her, and she’s actually into them which is enough reason to fucking hate her….they are that bad…

But her tits are alright.

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2019

Aug

Kylie Minogue Topless of the Day

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Kylie Minogue is still alive….the breast cancer didn’t kill her…but it did kill her titties and that’s too bad…

I will never laugh at breast cancer like I laugh at anal cancer even though I may have anal cancer despite never being queer unless it is just hemorrhoids….either way I don’t laugh at breast cancer because breast cancer fucking sucks.

I don’t mean that in some “I lost a loved one to breast cancer and now I am an activist for it” because I don’t have loved ones so that could NEVER happen…

I mean it because I fucking love titties and for a disease to target titties and kill titties and their host bodies is horrible…probably one of man’s greatest enemies…TITTY cancer…that will leave us all titty fucking some blow up doll prosthetic titties cuz all the good titties will be amputated at puberty to preserve the human race dude to the toxins we filled our food, water and air with…all so that we an have convenient civilized lives of stuff, debt, stress, where we spend 40 hours a week working to barely make it…instead of just staying in the fucking woods nad living off the land like we should have…

EITHER WAY…Kylie Minogue topless is not all that great because it reminds us of titty cancer…our enemy…but it’s amazing that a woman who has been in all of our lives since she was a teen idol in the 80s…is still fucking half naked on the internet 35 years later….almost impressive cuz she doesn’t look as terrifying as Madonna.

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2019

Aug

Rachel Bilson Bikini of the Day

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OKAY Rachel Bilson what’s up??

I did this post on her last week...

Why not post it up again….

She’s got some straight up natural, maybe too natural, breast feeding almost 40 mom tits in a bikini…on her fit body…just a cocktease to those of us who liked her back in the OC days of 2004…..literally 15 years ago..a lifetime in “VAGINA” years…and not a cocktease in a need to jerk off cuz it’s so hot I got blue balls looking at it….like I was still in High School and the girl I was slow dancing with at the High School dance pushed her tits up into me only to give me the gnarliest boner ever….a boner she won’t service cuz we’re in fucking high school and it was the 80s and not high school of today where kids are getting arrested for kiddie porn due to how perverted they are..but a cocktease in the nostalgic way, in the “what could have been” way…cuz back in those OC days of 2004, she was in some longterm relationship, prepping to make babies and settle with her now EX husband, cuz that’s how it all works out….instead of being a slut like Micha Barton and all the girls of the era who were being sluts.

It was a great time, it’s when I started this BLOG despite being a grown man who had no business having a blog, and it was when shamelessness require strategy and not selfie cams and a social media page…good times..

She looks good, but too little too late by my standards……38 isn’t 23…and never will be.

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