I am not a scientist, so I can’t answer your scientific questions, you nerd fuck.

I can just say that CBD has made my life substantially better, whether it’s all in my drunk retard head, or if it’s actual fact, doesn’t make a difference to me, as long as I feel better.

I am old and broken from years of abuse, even writing this site everyday, as useless as it may be in the grand scheme of things, has destroyed my fucking hands. They ache. It’s technically your fault for me updating this site all fucking day every fucking day…

I got other issues, that we won’t get into, but I am a CBD OIL advocate, I take it every day, sometimes multiple times a day….

Some of you may be asking What is CBD? That’s ok, it’s not you fault you live under a fucking rock and have no idea what is going on in the world. I don’t expect you to take your life in your hands and say no to bullshit corporate big pharma, when you can get access to a magic potion that makes your life better…..

CBD is different from THC, the psychoactive chemical in cannabis that some people use to get high. CBD doesn’t produce a high, and it’s not addictive. It doesn’t get you “stoned”…which may sound boring, but what’s really boring is that the Government is trying to ruin your fucking life by making it impossible for you to access a product that can make your life better, from something you can grow in your backyard…but that they don’t want you to grow because it can RUIN all their big evil business.

We like to make sure our CBD is of the BEST POSSIBLE quality with the best quality experience….that is why I turn to our friends at BLACK TIE CBD

They have a HUGE fucking selection….

1- SMOKEABLES

Roll that shit, light that shit, SMOKE IT….or get yourself a VAPE….either way, you can SMOKE CBD and it has all the benefits of CBD

2- EDIBLES

Eat that shit, with CBD GUMMIES, Syrups, Honey Sticks, even a Protein bar….they have it all and it works…

3- TINCTURES

This is how I get my CBD, under the tongue with a bunch of drops…and this has worked for me. BIG believer.

4- Topicals

Rub it on pain, injuries, whatever, it should help recovery….I’ve used CBD creams and I like em. You can even jerk off with it, it’ll make your dick grow 7 inches, I can’t guarantee that…but I figure it’s worth trying it out to see if I’m tying to bait you…

I also like that Black Tie CBD is that they give out GOLDEN TICKETS to there customers for a chance to win AWESOME prizes…

It is on some Charlie and the Chocolate factory, Willy Wonka shit…so you can win an AWESOME price by buying some awesome product. If that isn’t win for a loser like you, I don’t know what is….

They are doing a raffle tonight at 6:30 on their YOUTUBE CHANNEL so check it out….

Here’s a video:

What I am trying to say is GET YOUR CBD NOW and if you don’t believe me or the hype it’s pretty easy to do a test for yourself and see if it works for you….that’s my approach…it works for me, it may not work for you, but it works for me, and I only care about myself….

SHOP! SHOP! SHOP! TO SAVE YOUR LIFE NOW

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