Kindly show us your asshole.

Her name is Kindly, she’s apparently an army vet, which means she can possibly kill you in hand to hand combat, assuming the army still trains people to be fighters and not a bunch of woke transgenders who talk about their feelings….

I’m not sure what war she fought in, but based on her look, I’m thinking ‘Nam.

That’s not to say she’s in her 60s, but with this look, 20 year olds look like they are in their 60s and it confuses me.

Her address is in Nashville, so she may be country, but she produces pretty hilarious, cheesy, muscular, glamour modeling that feels a little AI, definitely fake, plastic and contrived, not very cool or down to earth, or wholesome country tradition but that still have a chick out there with her tits and ass and that’s GOOD enough in these clout chasing, social media for money hustle. It’s the new I’m a “real estate agent”, which was the career that attracted this vibe before social media.

FUN!

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Jessica Wilde is apparently some self proclaimed geriatric “inked” model involved in the whole tattoo industry and she produces racy content that you can almost jerk off to, walking that fine line of instagram terms and conditions, eventually breaking you down with her seduction tactics to google whether she’s got an OnlyFans or if she’s had any leaked nudes.

These are not her leaked nudes, because I don’t care enough to put in that kind of work, these are her instagram pics.

I am sure Jessica Wilde is lovely, but I’ve consistently hated tattoos since the dawn of time.

When they became a trend, the women getting marked up like a sketch book or bored prison inmate, looking all dirty but colorful pretending to be so unique by branding themselves with ugly poison and shitty art that they pretend represents important milestones in their life, since being an annoying woman who intellectualizes everything definitely needs to be applied to the tattoos they’ve branded themselves with. Whether that’s the death of a pet, or grandmother, or friend, or worse…a relationship….or some other healing from their self identified trauma that they bore us with…like their parents getting divorced or some other nonsense like a quote or lyric that resonates with them, or an afirmation that would make me want to vomit when reading in a MEME, yet that they have on their arm, or some sleeve filled with a scene of all the things they like, like a garden, birds, a boat, animals…I don’t fucking know…tattoos make me sick, but the backstory of each tattoo make me sicker….they are only good to talk about on first dates because tattooed people, like vegans, won’t shut up about them.

So yeah, it documents their self involved lives, makes them think they are unique, all while being JUST like everyone else because they are followers, losers and basic.

So I’m not into them, but maybe you are, and that’s why I am bringing you Jessica Wilde, probably no relation to OLIVA WILDE who has no relation to OSCAR WILDE!

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