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2019

06

Aug

Karreuche Tran Bikini of the Day

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Karreuche Tran dated Chris Brown after he beat Rihanna…

Possibly hired by Chris Brown to be his girl after Rihanna so other girls wouldn’t fear him…

Possibly into the beating like a pervert…

Maybe aware that Bajan girls are crazy and beat themselves up and say the man did it….

Maybe she liked the press…and it got her press…to this day the paparazzi follow her and her bikini…

The price of fame is worth a few beatdowns by angry dancing men…like Chris Brown…

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2019

06

Aug

Rihanna Bra of the Day

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Rihannna….posted some bra pics…she sells bras now…

She Sells Bras Now by the Sea Shore….say that 20 times fast and boom…we got a tongue twisting summer anthem…

Ok.

She Sells Bras Now by the Sea Shore. Is going to be our UMBRELLA.

If you’re reading this and into making music let’s make this happen…

If you’re reading this and not staring at Rihanna’s tits now that she’s fat you’re wasting your time.

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2019

06

Aug

Gypsy Rose Blanchard played by Joey King in a bikini on the beach doing her thing…a great story of how you’d want to treat your woman…you know convince her that she’s disabled and dying on a feeding tube so that you can control her…tell her she’s 5 years younger than she is so that she doesn’t realize she can escape…erotic..

This is a bikini thing…they call it hot girl summer…which annoys me – thanks instagram – but I guess whether she is hot or not is totally debatable…a matter of opinion…I liked her as

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2019

06

Aug

Rochelle Humes Naked of the Day

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We can all relax….we can all die happy…now that we have finally seen Rochelle Humes naked in a magazine.

Right..

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2019

06

Aug

Selma Blair Bikini of the Day

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Selma Blair is fighting MS…and she’s doing it in the most ridiculous way. Shaving heads, acting like some kind of Buddha with her belly hanging out, in a bikini for the creepers….and it’s all good…

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2019

06

Aug

Kate Bosworth Bikini of the Day

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Kate Bosworth is still around and she is in a bikini and she’s still skinny enough to be in a bikini…and I am an old Fan of hers…so it works for me. I always thought she deserved more fame and fortune than she got based on how she looked….

But at 40, or near 40, I don’t think she should be making that face though….no matter how much BOTOX fills her face.

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2019

06

Aug

Kaley Cuoco Bra of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco is in her bra and dancing because she’s made 100s of millions of dollars playing the hot chick on a nerd show, which is nice because you don’t have to be an actual hot chick to be the hot chick on a nerd show, nerds only get hot chicks when they sell their dot com empires for over 10 million dollars – the sweet spot being over 100 million dollars….

But that didn’t stop Kaley Cuoco for buying a set of tits.

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2019

06

Aug

Charlotte McKinney is Naked of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is naked because it is her Birthday….or maybe these pics are just circulating because they are her best work and also because it is her Birthday….I have a hard time believing that the internet cares enough about Charlotte Mckinney to know it is her Birthday and to dedicate a nude shot of hers to her for her birthday…and I am inclined to think this was all strategic on her end. You know, “let’s release birthday suit pics on my birthday for a story people pick up”. It’s not like that would take too much planning or strategy….and either way, however it happened or for whatever reason it happened, Charlotte McKinney looks far better naked than clothed….which is probably the case for most people…I just don’t fully understand why her nipples are “stars”…like stop that right now…if you’re going to be bold….be bold this censor a nipple thing is so dated….let’s be progressive going into one year closer to being too old to jack off to.

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2019

06

Aug

Camila Mendes Gets Wet of the Day

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Camila Mendes on a boat with Vanessa Morgan and Kiernan Shipka because I guess the CW wants all their trash to partner up and vacation together for the paparazzi as it is good press for their show, and not a bad gig for the girls who are already loving life thanks to making it in the world as CW actors on both Riverdale and the Spinoff Sabrina the Teenage Witch…an Archie Comics Double Digest that has nothing to do with the Archie Comics I used to read as a weird pervert immigrant child….

Point being, none of the actors are hot….which is weird when you have a shit show…and weird when you factor in that I am an obese, impotent, pussy loving pervert that has fucked some gross shit in my life…yet I look at Veronica and Sabrina and think…”how did they get on TV”….

The black girl, Vanessa Morgan is pretty good though. I am not just saying that cuz she’s from OTTAWA CANADA our Nation’s capital….and I am not saying that because Canada doesn’t have Free Speech laws and if I said anything else these Politically Correct overly nice, so nice it’s racist, good people of my country would say it is hate speech…I am saying it cuz look at that ass….I see Veronica trying…but she’s not where she needs to be, even if she’s got a more important part on the show and makes more money being in the core cast….Vanessa Morgan is winning here….because when girls get together in bikinis…It’s a competition, they just don’t know it…even though they totally know it…as they struggle to be the hottest one….

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2019

06

Aug

Courtney Stodden Still Alive of the Day

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I would have to say the biggest fail, other than overall failure, in my life…because overall, or top level failure as I like to call it is encompassing, but even when living that failure life, opportunities happen and if you havee a failure mentality from all the failure that’s created the cloud of top level, overall, encompassing failure…you don’t see them…and if you’re me….the biggest opportunity from doing this site happened when COURTNEY STODDEN or her team/publicist who I guess I had some sort of connection to from other shit he worked on before STODDEN…you know I have a website so people have me on email lists…usually accidental cuz when I email back for more details they retract the interview request….but in this case…he invited me to her Halloween party…and I didn’t go. I am broke in Canada…I can’t jet set to LA to stay in a hotel for a Courtney Stoddeen party…but I should have tried to figure it out and make it happen…because she’s great….

I am not delusional, like when a blogger I hated from back in the titty blog days went to LA on all his blogger money, cuz these bloggers used to make 100k a month, I never did, but the Google Ads running blogs did, anyway, he was invited to LA to see Olivia Munn on Attack of the Show…which was a relevant blog for nerds..and motherfucker thought she’d think he was a cool blogger guy and fucking sit or shit on his face but instead treated him like the fan boy loser he is, you know a give him a signed 8×10 to jerk off to, that’ll make his day….cuz bloggers are idiots…

So the goal wasn’t to have sex with Stodden, it was to be there for thee LOLz of it…but I didn’t go, so there’s not much of a story here, other than her clown-like titties!! Wonderful clown-like, circus, titties!!

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