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2019

05

Aug

Josie Canseco Wet Bikini of the Day

Josie Canseco the trash that Jose Canseco’s sperm created in some HOOTERS waitress while he was a hopped up on steroids, is out here making moves, thanks to having a rich and famous athlete daddy who finances her life…..

She’s fit. She’s all American. She was recently cast by Victoria’s Secret like she was some kind of tranny in one of Victoria’s Secret’s confusing tactics to target a younger crowd and doing it through some basic sorority looking girl with a recognizable name….who I don’t think is that famous, known, or liked…

But she is fit, has a great body, looks good, and is showing here ass crack like a plumber or like the fat girl I saw in the park with pants too small, and an ass crack too big, that I am sure I could have put my entire head in, had I asked politely instead of trying to get a pic of it, only to be busted trying to get a pic of it….it’s a reminder that things are better when a skinny blonde is doing it in a bikini…all things are better when a skinny blonde in a bikini is doing it…from being raped to being yelled at for being a pervert to doing any and all activities from Escape Rooms, to Driving Ranges to Go Karting….if a skinny blonde in a bikini is there…we good.

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2019

05

Aug

Julia Rose and her Crew Naked of the Day

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Julia Rose is probably the most important girl who gets naked on Instagram. You may or may not have heard of her but she’s managed to build a small empire for herself. She’s charging people 15 dollars to follow her on Patreon. She’s got enough people paying her that 15 dollars a month to make over 100k a month and she’s not even that hot, she’s just smart enough to embrace where she fits into the social media thing, and fucking exploit the fuck out of it.

She’s also started a titty mag, which is pretty interesting in an era where Playboy editors have been quoted saying “this nude shoot in water represents gender fluidity”….in a WTF you tying to pull with your bullshit…you BULLSHIT…

When all we really need is a group of girls, coordinating shoots, and getting fucking naked in them…

It’s softcore Glamour Model shit, but as a people, in this era, it is exactly what we need….and it’s nice to see a naked girl cashing in, rather than just being a vapid idiot who calls herself a feminist waiting around for a rich guy to determine her future.

What I am saying is be more like Julia Rose.

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2019

05

Aug

Miley Cyrus Topless of the Day

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Miley Cyrus has her tits out because I assume she’s realized a few things all girls realize and that is that no one gives a fuck about what they have to say or their opinion unless we get to look at the bitch naked.

The second we know we are never going to see the bitch naked, we pretty much give up on them…

She’s probably also realized that no one cares about her unless she’s making as much noise as possible being as scandalous as possible….She was bold enough to turn her back on the nudity thing, blame weed, pretend to be wholesome and country for a good year or two while she got married, and she basically disappeared from the industry…after being so loud in the industry tits out….because even the organically famous need to be attention seeking whores to keep that fame and the nice thing in this is that both organically famous and non famous girls like being naked for the followers…so we have no shortage of NUDES. There is no NUDES drought, no NUDES FAMINE…we have a surplus of NUDES…thanks to people like Miley who make it ok for other girls to follow her lead.

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2019

05

Aug

Rita Ora Bikini of the Day

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Rita Ora is on vacation in Spain and with vacation comes bikini pics…bikini pics was the foundation of Social Media. The reason social media really worked. It tapped into a girl’s natural instinct to want to pose in bikini pics, especially if she watches what she eats and works out a few times a week, and spent 100 or more dollars on a bikini….and it tapped into a dude’s natural instinct to see girls he knows or works with half naked. The Vacation Pics….

Yes, the celebs or the aggressive attention seeking fame whores looking to become celebs took this over, and fed us bikini pics until they became celebs like Rita Ora…who I guess deserves what she has got….cuz of great tits.

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2019

05

Aug

Sarah Hyland Bikini of the Day

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Sarah Hyland has her tits out as she violently tries to MURDER bugs with an electrocuting fly swatter…not very HUMANE, PET FRIENDLY, but I guess it’s ok to kill insects, but not ok to kill other animals or people by society’s standpoint.

She is recently engaged because she’s found love or her husband has manipulated her into thinking she has found love while he has found a solid beard with a great public profile, who is great for his marketing and PR, not to mention she has a ton of money from being an actual celebrity on TV but the KICKER being that she’s got a terminal illness that required Organ transplants, you know organ transplants aren’t a minor for fun thing, so she won’t be around all that long and he’ll get in on that will and live out that easy life…

She’s more interestingly found her sex appeal or sexuality, and does so by posting half naked pics that showcase her weird underdeveloped body…and TITTIES….which I guess is a better version of her than one trying to not be a slut on social media.

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2019

05

Aug

Sophie Turner Cameltoe of the Day

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Here is Sophie Turner and her skinny legs in bike shorts, like all the kids are wearing, pretending to be 55 year old dentists in my home town on a saturday, out for a pedal, without the crotch padding because the crotch padding although functional, gets in the way of the sex appeal of these shorts, which is the reason they are wearing the shorts, and that is pussy definition…they want their pussies out there….almost as bad as the Jonas brother she is married to wants the pussy out there, so that people stop calling him a queer, even though….he’s a queer…and trans women can buy cameltoe inserts for JUST this reason…

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Some bikini? OK….

Here’s her sister in law PRIYANKA in a wet swimsuit

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2019

05

Aug

Sydney Sweeney Topless and Hot of the Day

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SYDNEY SWEENEY has a bit of an inbred crack baby face. She’s got what I think are called ceiling eyes, where her eyelid covers half of her eye pupil something lots of inbreds have ..and she’s got a weird mouth….and both combined is some weirdness…weirdness easily ignored because she’s got huge tits…that she pulls out when needed.

The biggest fucking tits, that were on the show Euphoria that just ended last night and received a lot of fucking hype as the most hardcore version of today’s youth, written by some creepy pervert who’s dad was very famous in the industry, based on an idea he ripped off from an Israeli show.

The interesting thing about her is that she’s managed to have a career on ALL the biggest shows the last couple of years, impressive in an era of everyone trying to be famous because her parents weren’t in the industry, but believed in their daughter and her tits to move to LA to give her a shot, while most parents would just ignore you an the signs you need help, until you shoot up a fucking walmart….

The world is fucked..but these titties are wonderful.

OK SYDNEY SWEENEY

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2019

05

Aug

Tallulah Willis Naked of the Day

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Tallulah Willis was raised or partially raised by two very high paid actors.

Demi Moore and Bruce Willis are probably typical weirdo people thanks to being overpaid to bee in some of the dumbest fucking movies. Which probably translates into thinking what they do is important, or high concept, whatever. When you start rewarding these people with money, they believe their own hype and that spills over to theeir kids…

So they probably lived in their mansions, acting like artists, sophisticated, and luxurious…maybe nude cuz nude is art…and their kids probably spoiled to shit, hence why none work and just chill, while actors barely work and just chill…laziness everywhere off set by what they think is “high concept”….stripping down, nude, for social media because you’re a fucking modern day hippie, white and rich unemployed living off their parents…like the hippies of the 60s…while normal people were drafted or trying to work to make a living…what a luxury it is to spend your days contemplating the importance of their belly button…or labia…or butthole…or whatever as they find themselves / post smut to social media…

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2019

05

Aug

Sara Sampaio Bikini of the Day

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This is Sara Sampaio is reacting to her brother taking over for Victoria’s Secret…HERE

People love reaction videos on Youtube to the dumbest shit…they make 1000s of dollars off the shit…so you should like this…weirdo.

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2019

05

Aug

Valentina Sampaio is the Brazilian Tranny Victoria’s Secret is Using as a Weapon of the Day

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I’ve been saying that Victoria’s Secret has been Brazilian Trannies for the last two decades, you know when the Epstein friend and CEO of the parent company of Victoria’s secret took his weird rich guy sexual deviance to Brazil back in the 90s and got into that whole trans thing….

I thought Gisele, Lima, Goulart and Ambrosio were all men, in the ultimate troll on America…because dudes are harder workers, don’t get their periods and don’t whine in the same way. What a win, finding a way to replace women in the workforce with men who identify as a woman, taking us back to Shakespeare days when actors weren’t allowed to be women, so they used the Dainty men to be the women…

This tranny, is the first they are admitting is a tranny, in what I assume is a secret weapon in relevance. You know to show the people that they can be inclusive…after they have seen sales drop, are closing down stores, because people don’t support them, they are dated, over priced trash and mom and pop instagram sites are taking over the underwear market. Victoria’s Secret is just mall brand shit with bullshit marketing that hasn’t evolved and their models are all dated. Young people just aren’t into it…it is lame…

So maybe this will increase the cool to younger people who are all trans…it is a trend…a silly trend but a trend we pander to.

The fact is that dudes love trans. When I worked in DVD porn it was always the biggest selling titles and it was straight dudes buying that shit….I don’t love trans. I find it terrifying but many people who claim to be straight that I know fucking love it.

So they’ll appreciate jerking off to this, as the line between girl you meet in a club and girl you meet in a club who dupes you and actually has a dick…she expect to teach you a lesson with….are blurred.

And I will say…better a skinny tranny who looks like a hot chick than a fat chick..

ANYTHING but the fat chick as a VS model…But we know that is the next step in VS being a modern socially conscious brand doing obvious tactics to win over the social justice youth…even if it’s so fucking obvious a corporate tactic to get some press and sales…scammers….but the dick on this is real…dudes playing girls is always hilarious…because their rendition of femininity is so fucking stereotypical it’d be racist or sexist or misogynistic if it was analyzed but everyone is too scared to call out a trans as a fake woman pretending to be a woman that they all let it slide.

I don’t know if this SAMPAIO is related to their Other Sampaio….I don’t know if they’ve ever had brothers modeling at the same time for the brand…but it is safe to assume they have the same genitals based on Sampaio’s beard…

TUCK GAME IS STRONG…..

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