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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2019

Jul

Karlie Kloss Not Hot of the Day

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Karlie Kloss has been a mystery to me since she first became a Victoria’s Secret model, which is really what put her on the map.

She just didn’t make sense to me, she was basically flat chested and terrifyingly tall. They picked her up on the Runway, doing normal androgynous model shit, and all of a sudden she’s in her underwear for money.

I don’t know if her lesbian relationship with Taylor Swift had anything to do with it, but it was a confusing time….that we don’t really need to bother with because even at her peak she was irrelevant….

She’s not Jewish, married to a Kushner and official socialite…because dreams come true when you get naked for money….tell that to every girl you know…it is the life lesson of the day.

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2019

Jul

Kara Del Toro Naked of the Day

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Kara Del Toro is the new, possibly old, Guess? Girl…which is exciting because it means that Paul Maciano, despite Kate Upton’s claim of being a grabby pervert, is still in business…because of course he’s a grabby pervert and the fact that one slut using him and his brand to get paid and elevate her career, now regrets getting her tits grabbed, is not going to shut the motherfucker down or take the billions of dollars he has from him….so it’s best to just keep your bad sexual experiences to yourself or to your psychiatrist or maybe to your legal team….leave us out of it. We don’t care.

That said, Kara Del Toro looks like any and all LA based Sugar Baby….who calls herself an “Influencer” or “Model” thanks to instagram making everyone a fucking model. She’s hardly exciting even when naked, we get what she’s all about, and she clearly just does what all the other LA girls do, but has a bit more success at it…nothing to really get excited about.

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2019

Jul

Halston Sage See Through of the Day

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Halston Sage is some Nickleodeon kid who seems to have gone onto to do wonderful things like instagram looking half naked photoshoots all the girls are doing because all the girls on the internet and possibly in life are attention seeking whores who know how to get noticed…through half nakedness….whores so deep in the whore game or whore life that they don’t even realize they are whores…if you were to ask them if they were whores they’d be offended…but everything they say has a totally different message…and that message is jerk off to her…

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2019

Jul

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Lingerie of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence who I have said was a failed model before the fat thing was a trend, who saw an opportunity to exploit the fat thing, and have fun with it because it was something she targeted, put on her VISION BOARD and went for….you know fat with confidence cuz she knew she was doing it for personal gain….all she had to do was release a viral video about her confidence in her body at a time when being in your underwear on the subway was enough of a stunt to get talked about…and in turn…she became a plus sized person in the game of plus sized.

I know fat girls, none have confidence, none get into bikinis, unless they are the weird ones with too much confidence, especially thanks to TINDER allowing them to fuck different dudes daily…but you can tell a real fat chick, but one who got fat to get paid and notoriety..

Point being, his pig, promoting pig life and premature death is not a genuine fat chick, with real fat chick problems and her being confident and empowered is an act. Real fat chicks don’t want to be fat chicks only sick opportunists who saw fat as an opportunity do…

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2019

Jul

Margot Robbie Tits Out of the Day

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Margot Robbie is annoying to listen to when she tries to impersonate an American Accent. I actually find it offensive and I am Canadian.

I don’t know why it’s considered totally acceptable when a bitch from Australia moves to LA through a series of work visas – you know the legal way….turns around and mocks Americans.

It’s like because she’s white, she’s good to badly act her way through being any white girl, even though there are perfectly suited white girls from American to play American white girls….but it’s not ok for a motherfucker to wear blackface on Halloween? Who decides that?

I saw keep the Australian roles for this overrated twat, keep the American roles for Americans. There’s no need for us to be put through listening to shitty fake accents when all we want to do is go to a goddamn movie.

Fuck you Margot Robbie.

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2019

Jul

Woman becomes aggressive with officer and Other Videos of the Day

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Vegans at the Rodeo

Female Driver of the Day

Man Wants to Park his SUV

Wave Pool Gets Pushed to Max

Weird Trans Amazon Employee Capitol One Hacker Getting Arrested

Trampoline goes flying into side of Conroe home

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2019

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The one thing I’ve learned from TikTok is that pooping is pretty gay…most shit turds are bigger than an average dick and you pass that through your back hole / man pussy every day, sometimes multiple times a day….so unless you’re on a colostomy bag…you’re a fucking queer….born that way…as nature intended it or some shit..shit…literally…

That said…are you wearing soiled women’s panties because you have a fat wife and you fit in her underwear and they were the only clean ones in the house?

Me too.

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Bad Idea of the Day
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Covington Teen Lawsuit Against Washington Post – Dismissed
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Old Video of a Loser Trying to Get Out of the Friendzone – HARD
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Talia Storm…Shitty Model
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Sex and the City Writer – Who Got a Bunch of 30 Year old Women to Not Have Kids, to Focus on Career and Empty Dramatic Relationships with randoms….you know being sluts…has the best REGRET….that all these lonely career sluts have…
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73 Year Old Tattoo Legend in Japan
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The Gov’t Is Interested in Spotify Data
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Old Man Ain’t Got Time for Armed Robbery
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Shooting at Teens
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2019

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I heard a story about a kid who got circumsized by a nurse, got gangrene and had to get his dick amputated.

I have decided that will be my pick-up line, pre-emptively telling women I have no real dick, but the dick I do have has a rank smell, while tugging on their heartstrings and tapping into their emotions by playing the mutilated child angle….SOLID…

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Miley Cyrus in a Thong….
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Bruce Lee’s Daughter Hates How Her Dad Was Portrayed In “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood”
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Matching Tattoos of the Day
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Terrifying Squid
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Keanu Reeves in Forrest Gump
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Taryn Manning Is Trying to Take back Her Social Media Meltdown
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Cops Dance at Mexican Party
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Credit Card Scammers Making BANK Each Day
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Judge dismisses lawsuit filed by student hit by car during anti-Trump protest
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Topless Swedish Popstar
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US NAVY Sky Penis
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China’s Beggar Gangs in America
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Womens Soccer Players Get Paid more than Men…Lying Slut.
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Breaking Bad Prank Goes Wrong…
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Building an Android Phone in China
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Ninja On Ceiling
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Gigi Hadid Nipples….
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Baltimore Police Beat by Teens….
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Where Did All The Serial Killers Go…
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Kelly McGillis Wasn’t Asked To Be In “Top Gun 2: Maverick” But Thinks She’s Too Old And Fat Anyway
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Katy Perry Wavejacker….
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SLC Police Shooting
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Lucy Hale Leggings
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Maggie Grace – “Driven” premiere in Hollywood
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Nip Slips and See Through…
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Homeless Ass Eating…
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Pussy Flash…
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Sofi Ryan Working Outdoors..
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Ela Heavan in a Bikini
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Sexy Trio Get Naked….
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2 Ways to Make Friends in Public
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Concert Flasher….
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Summer Dress Teen…
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2019

Jul

Kristen Bell Naked for Veronica Mars of the Day

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I don’t find Kristen Bell hot. I did not watch Veronica Mars. I hated her in Sarah Marshall – but thought Kunis was amazing in it. She’s married to a low level celeb who offends me. So seeing her strategic naked for some revisiting of some bullshit that had some hype a decade ago, because hollywood is out of ideas, or just trying to milk things that already exists, raping them up the ass until they can’t walk no more kind of milking, instead of just starting a new thing, cuz the old thing has a track record and more opportunity to win…

So seeing the mom I didn’t find hot a decade ago do weird nude scenes – is pretty fucking weak….I expect more out of you HOLLYWOOD…like at least try to give us boners…it pays off in the long run.

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2019

Jul

Amber Heard Nasty See Through of the Day

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Amber Heard is rocking the see through white bathing suit concept I love….despite hating Amber Heard.

It’s one of those things where I am not emotionally attached to Amber Heard in any way, so my actual hate for her and any other celeb is more a passive hate, not a deep in my soul hate, like the hate I have for people who I genuinely hate, where as this superficial hate is more like a causal “I hate that bitch”….

So I can separate myself from the soulless, psycho, man eating, opportunist cunt who manipulated the fuck out of Johnny Depp and exposed him to the media to elevate her cause, when she’s clearly a fucking instigating, abusive cunt, almost ruining his career…in a don’t believe all women – they are opportunists..like Amber Heard…and focus on what matters…wet white fabric…a fetish since the first time I saw the cunt of an unsuspecting white bathing suit wearing girl at the pool….who claimed to have no idea I could see every fold unfurl of her labia as she tanned/ dried off..

Either way, Amber Heard, hot for 5 mins 10 years ago…looks like trash from this angle cuz she is trash.