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2019

30

Jul

Camila Cabello Full Pussy of the Day

Camila Cabello Pussy

Cuban Born Camila Cabello, who I assume floated in on a raft with Elian Gonzalez, which may or may not age me, not that I care, I am old as fuck and remember when they sent him back to CUBA after his brave float to Florida…Bill Clinton was President….

She bounced from Havana to Mexico City and snuck into Miami like good undocumented….

She is living the American dream, a superstar, taking the place of an actual American, because these naturalized immigrants, who started out as illegals, are stealing all the jobs from the local Americans…which makes them real mad in their trailer park homes…real mad…

She is wearing a white bathing suit, which as everyone knows, including Camila Cabello, but when the paparazzi is there you gotta make it count…

I have a love for white wet bathing suits and their sheer pussy lip exposing qualities…you can see her nipples too like a good white wet bathing suit should…this is probably her most important work…stare at the slit you fucks.

FRONT HOLE FOR EVERYONE…as she lives a life of a Cuban Hooker without the need to actually be a hooker like the Cubans in Cuba working for sex tourism….


Here she is making out with Shawn Mendes the closet homosexual, if you look hard enough you can find the leaked tape of him having gay phone sex..
Camila Cabello Full Pussy

Here is her nip slip
Camila Cabello Nipples

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2019

30

Jul

Kourtney Kardashian Gross Bikini of the Day

Kourtney Kardashian Bikini

To be a Kardashian by default means you are gross….

They have never been hot, that was all an illusion and I don’t buy that dudes were actually jerking off to these chicks, at least not white dudes…They have always been hairy disgusting trolls.

They have been gross in terms of their conduct, their scandals and attention seeking, their trolling, scamming, money grubbing….and the influence they have had on idiot people who don’t know better…also gross…and they are all still at it…because why not. The world hasn’t turned on her, or taken any of them out as they should…and money still comes in..so whatever…

This one, Kourtney who is in her 40s now, and should look into age appropriate swimwear, was the hot one, which isn’t saying much, it’s like saying that one of the pigs in the pen is covered in less shit than the others, so we’ll slaughter him cuz we like less shit on our food that more…only that is insulting to pigs…as they are cute, harmless animals I ate a piece of today and got nourished by and thus appreciate….while the Kardashians offer the world ZERO….and nothing about them can be appreciated. It’s all bad…

Here she is naked
Kourtney Kardashian Naked



Here is the other cash cow KIM
Kim Kardashian Bikini

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HOW ABOUT SOME KENDALL (the white one) front hole pussy definition in a bathing suit…

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2019

30

Jul

Anus in a French Movie of the Day

Period pieces are always pretty horrible, but apparently in this French movie called CURIOSA, which is about:

Paris 1895. Pierre Louÿs is a Parisian dandy and poet on the verge of fame. Pierre and his friend Henri De Régnier are both madly in love with Marie de Heredia, the cheeky daughter of their mentor. Despite her feelings for Pierre, Marie eventually marries Henri who has a better situation. Badly hurt, Pierre leaves for Algeria

There’s some lesbian scene featuring Noemie Merlant and Mathilde Warnier and their 1895 period piece bushes…the way we know it’s real…basically showing full anus in the movie and that’s great…

I guess the early 1900s in france was a wild and crazy sexual revolution, but more importantly, I guess French movies have great nude scenes.

I live in French Canada and used to jerk off to France television that would play “blue” movies…I am very familiar to French films for that reason….

I also remember an aggressive sex scene with actual penetration out of France called Baisse Moi (rape me in english)…so they’ve been doing the real sex in movies, which makes sense, for fucking ever….as they should.

Nothing more offensive than a Hollywood sex scene that is a dry hump. These people get paid so much to embrace and become their characters, except when it comes to fucking, when it comes to fucking they dry hump…which to me takes away from any sincerity of their bullshit act, cuz acting is a fucking lie…

This is the trailer…

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2019

30

Jul

Rachel McCord Pussy Print of the Day

Rachel McCord Pussy Print

Rachel McCord is so desperate and that’s ok.

She’s not even the sister who got cast in the TV show that moved them all out to LA where they made friends with the paparazzi when that one sister barely mattered and where this sister was the plus 1.

That friendship with the paparazzi has allowed this one to get in these staged shoots for attention, and for some girls that’s really all they want or need to feel accomplished…so this could be pathetic to some, but everything she ever wanted and more for herself…

Point being, she wears a bikini bottom proper cuz I can see some labia. If you’re going to wear a bikini show some side pussy. There is nothing ok with a bikini pic when I zoom in and can’t seen any element of her pussy cuz I am one of those dudes who loves staring at pussy. I know many dudes find pussy gross or ugly…I find it great…must be a fetish in this everyone is gay world…a fetish called being HETERO.

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2019

30

Jul

Haley Kalil Tits in Tulum of the Day

Haley Kalil Tits in Tulum

Haley Kalil won some really prestigious contest that put her on the map….the half naked on social media map…and that was some bullshit 2018 SI Swim Model search, because I guess SI liked Maxim’s Hometown hotty approach to marketing…you know make these idiots get votes and run out there begging for people to vote…all boosting ad impressions for advertisers and getting SI Paid…

In a lot of ways Haley Kalil works for Sports Illustrated marketing team, helping get views to their page…and not through her tits, that’s just bonus….

She’s also done Beauty Pageants a decade ago, where she was top 20 in Miss USA, and Unplaced in Miss Teen USA….always repping her home State Minnesota….

She is married to an NFL Player, so I guess she’s a lower tier Olivia Culpo who basically has the same story of Pageant Slut, turned IG slut, to DM pro Athlete and Slut, only to end up in SI half naked Slut…I guess there is a special breed of these SLUtS…


Haley Kalil Tits in Tulum

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2019

30

Jul

Chantel Jeffries Bikini Rubdown of the Day

Chantel Jeffries is out here producing clickbait, because the world needs clickbait…especially half naked slutty lesbian clickbait with some other YOUTUBER / INFLUENCER / FAME WHORE/ MEDIA MANIPULATOR who understands how to work social media into a 6 or 7 figure or more career that involves zero work.

We can hate on it out of jealously when sitting on our asses slaving away….we can laugh at her muppet face and shitty plastic surgery…or we can just ride with how awesome it must be that your only task in a day is to rub your friend down with lotion by the pool in bikinis…a 3-5 minutes of low level self involved mindless effort…and boom…a multi million view video that gets you paid…

Cruisin’ tits out.


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2019

30

Jul

Kate Hudson Fitness Erotica of the Day

Kate Hudson is some nasty mom bodied bitch doing a workout in white leggings to try to sell those leggings as she’s a huge shareholder in the fitness company she’s wearing…

Who knew Kate Hudson was the object of fitness, or someone who could sell fitness products to the ladies who like her as an actress…

I always saw her as some connected bitch, thanks to her mom and dad and stepdad, who never had to really do much to achieve what she’s achieved. She basically just got the parts Goldie was too old for…from friends of Goldie, cuz she’s Goldie..

I also saw her as some broke, Hollywood kid who filled her emptiness of having everything she wanted, including Daddy issues with a baby at a young age, on some teen mom shit.

But more importantly, as the DEVIL woman who pushed Owen Wilson…our friend…into Sucide attempts…because she is just that shitty…and apparently so is her “fitness” body…cuz bitch is a drunk.

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2019

30

Jul

Mena Suvari Bikini of the Day

Mena Suvari Bikini

Mena Suvari in some American Pie / American Beauty / Alien Head revivial on the beach in a bikini….

Most girls are angling themselves so that they don’t look fat…they have mastered the perfect look or pose to make their insecure ZONES look as good as they can….and less obvious…they all have a good side…or a better side…not all girls are good….and have spent years finding it, doing it, and know what to look for before posting it…

Mena Suvari doesn’t seem to care about hiding her GUT or thighs…she’s like “show tit, angle head like this, put on hat and I’ll look like a human, no one will notice I am visiting from afar to see how our experiments are going”….

Mena Suvari Bikini

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2019

30

Jul

Paige VanZant UFC Titties of the Day

Paige VanZant Tits

Paige VanZant rocking out in an inflatable pool, and calling out that inflatable pool, for being white trash, which may be racist to white trash everywhere, but that they won’t realize cuz they can’t read and that they won’t argue because it is their dream to see this UFC champ mud wrestle the way women were supposed to before this feminist thing got them fighting in legit sport and the PC movement got mud wrestling banned from most bars. IT OBJECTIFIES WOMEN…JERKS…you know what else objectifies women? Women and their tits…and willingness to show off the tits for me to jack off to. Thanks. Don’t beat me strong trained killer lady. Thanks.

Paige VanZant Tits

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2019

30

Jul

Sophie Mudd Attention Seeking of the Day

Sophie Mudd is a relative nobody, but she’s signed to some talent agency, whatever that means.

She’s best known on the internet for her big tits on her small frame…but still virtually unknown in the mainstream. You another instagram set of tits with fake numbers and fans who is faking it til she makes it.

I follow her and she pops up in my feed alot, maybe she knows how to game the facebook algorithm.

She posted this after a series of non-tit-specific pics – cuz she was craving numbers, attention, stats….data…the way the kids do these days.

It was probably posted with a “felt cute may delete later” caption set to big tits….

It was also reposted to her instagram story to make sure anyone not seeing her static posts but seeing her stories would click through to SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON.

All a lot of effort for a fucking titty pic I think…it should really sell itself.

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