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2019

29

Jul

Instagram Porn that Isn’t Porn of the Day

I have been doing a loose feature on the site for years, basically since I started, inspired by the hypocrisy I’ve dealt with running a site called DrunkenStepfather, that early on refused to censor myself because I felt the internet was a place for SMUT…it’s the fucking internet…bootleg media…where people get famous for doing the dumbest shit that wouldn’t have ever got them on TV in the 60s-2000s….but now matter…a dumb fucking place with shit quality content but that people like to consume..

I thought it was funny that Google kicked me off their ad network that made sites with less traffic than this on MILLIONS of dollars a year…I mean in hindsight not that funny…I should have taken the millions of dollars a year…but at the time I was PUNK ROCK about it…trying to be true to myself and not sell out…idiots…

I thought it was funny when I’d get kicked off other social media from Friendster to Myspace to you get the idea….all while the execs at those companies, at the ad companies that ran ads on those companies, where shareholders in those companies…were creepy fucking perverets out there fucking hookers, consuming porn, because that’s what humans do…yet I was penalized….pretty silly..

So now, I scroll social media and see all the shameless smut, that they deem art or acceptable, that I repurpose on this site and still get called Porn….but it’s totally fine on Insta…publicly traded on the stock market under the ticker FACEBOOK..

What bullshit…

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2019

29

Jul

Rita Ora Nipples of the Day

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Rita Ora with her hard nipples trying to get another record deal or something…

She is an Albanian popstar like DUA LIPA and BEBE REXHA …I guess 30 years ago, Albania produced a bunch of girls that would grow up to be slutty on the internet to promote their singing…

Communism man…or I guess Communism woman…where communism killed off all the useless bitches and kept the big titty singers who like showcasing their tits so that the public pay attention to them….

Rita Ora, or Bootleg Kelly Osborne as I like to call her because she used to look like Kelly Osborne when she came to America…to be a fame whore scenester….who was everywhere, fucked all the right people so that she could chart and she did chart…allowing her to focus on her favorite aspect of the job…showing off the AWESOME tits…

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2019

29

Jul

Monica Bellucci Still Hot of the Day

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Monica Bellucci is still hot at 54 years old, must be all the olive oil. Natures lubrication for anal sex.

I used to work with this Greek pervert in a Warehouse who was fucking the fat secretary or “receptionist” or “administrative assistant” depending on what level of fucking pussy who hates traditional gender norms…and who doesn’t call a stwardess a stewardess or a Air Waitress but instead subscribes to the non-gender specific “Flight Attendant” …shut the fuck up you Christmas Hating fuck…Yes..cuz you’re the same asshole who wishes people a Happy Holiday because you fear offending them…fuck you can offend someone by saying “I thought you were a girl” while realizing they have a dick in their panties…on your TINDER dry hump sessions….

Anyway….I used to work with this Greek pervert in a Warehouse and he’d just go on an on about fucking the fat secretary up the ass using Olive Oil…making the kind of salad he was into…shit on dick…salad…

This has nothing to do with Monica Bellucci at 54…but I used to get my haircut before I gave up on life a decade ago….when Bellucci was 44 by some Italian guy…and he would just talk about her tits..and how great they are despite her age…which I guess is rare in Italy as the woman usually have full beards and are 300 pounds of Ravioli by 44….while this bitch is still someone you’d want to put your dick in her ravioli….which isn’t saying much….we’d fuck anything…including seniors at the home who have alzheimers so that no one believes them when they tell on you – so some hot busty famous Italian at 54 is a no brainer…

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2019

29

Jul

Aubrey O’Day Washed Out Nipples of the Day

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When Aubrey O’Day is not out there milking off Don Trump Jr’s name to get into the media, you know to secure some headlines, she’s doing the weirdest fucking slutty photoshoots at 35, looking like a bootleg Kardashian thanks to all the cheap an accessible cosemtic procedures that turn women into muppets…and so many women buy into that muppet look…like fucking drones…you know the same type of people who LOVED the GAP in the 90s because everyone mainstream loved the GAP in the 90s….are now treating face injections and ass injections and fat sucked out of stomach for instagram like they did the Gap….

What I am saying is that these people don’t even know what is hot, what they like, they just know what they think people like and jump in to get a piece of that pie…which in and of itself is pretty desperate and lame but you don’t need to take my word for it…just look at the pics she’s releasing…softcore middle aged instagram porn and it’s fucking weird…

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2019

29

Jul

Bebe Rexha Pussy Print of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is the fat Albanian popstar like the less fat DUA LIPA because Albania is a hot spot for olive skinned girls with tits who get naked on the internet to promote their singing…

Apparently she got married this week in some publicity stunt like she was a YOUTUBER, and she may very well be a Youtuber…that’s the money making spot even though TIKTOK is the hub of all that is good on social media…since I haven’t been banned there like I’ve been banned everywhere…I am a fan.

I’m not interested in anything this thick fuck does, I don’t find her or her career as a popstar at 30, 10 years after getting into the industry as a song writer that probably made her big money, enough to finance this “VANITY” project….

But she is in her underwear…making fat girl jokes which is trendy since everyone is fat….and that I hate because everyone is fat and I don’t think fat should ever be normalized despite being fat…

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2019

29

Jul

Charlotte Lawrence TIts Out for Fashion of the Day

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Does anyone know who Charlotte Lawrence is?

The rumor is that she’s Martin Lawrence’s wife….but that’s just a rumor…and I don’t even know who Martin Lawrence is….

Others say she’s Joey Lawrences Daughter.

Only WIKIPEDIA knows the truth…and I’m not about to look.

The funny thing is that I’ve probably looked for previous posts and don’t remember because there are too many whores in the BASEMENT we call the internet to keep track of all of their bios, filmographies, etc. It’s exhausting and not a passion of mine….even though you’d assume it was a passion of mine since I spend everyday the last 15 years doing this stupidity…I call that more a curse than a passion.

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2019

29

Jul

Dua Lipa Bikini of the Day

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Dua Lipa with the bikini selfie…

She’s from ALbania with the bikini selfie…

I thought Albania was Arab country….and a place a girl like this would be HONOR killed for her bikini selfie…but DUA LIPA…the youtuber turned popstar has been producing slutty shit for every, it’s the only reason she exists, therefore she must continue the slutty seflies…bikini selfies..

So here’s DUA LIPA in a bikini selfie…

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Posted in:Dua Lipa|SFW

2019

29

Jul

Sydney Sweeney Tits Out in Euphoria of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is in the new HBO Show called Euphoria, that is based on an Israeli show, because apparently Israel is more open minded when it comes to teen sex and technology, it was put together by some pervert rich kid who’s dad was a big player in the industry, therefore easy to make happen with HBO, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that it’s pretty good clickbait…at least compared to the other garbage that targets the youth, like Riverdale if Riverdale let people fuck on screen tits out, but they are too prude proven by the lawyers letter I got to remove their main character’s wet white t-shirt artistic nude pic….where as her counterpart on Euphoria is getting fucked from behind violently with her monster tits out….content we can get behind…in this confusing time of porn being more popular than mainstream so mainstream slowly becomes porn…a trend I’ve expected and watched happen since the 90s…

Here she is looking like a hot crackhead

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2019

29

Jul

Angelina Jolie Fake Tits Get Hard Nipples of the Day

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Angelina Jolie is about 300 years old. The longest running “Hot Chick from Movies” besides Jane Fonda…the dark and mysterious slutty cokehead rich kid turned tits in movies that everyone wanted to titty fuck before she robbed Brad Pitt from Jen Aniston…to create a fucking farm of children, a school bus full of children….and you all fucking know who she is…

A few years ago, she tested positive for the TITTY Cancer gene, so instead of dealing with Titty cancer she pre-emptively cut off her tit like other celebs before her…and for some reason – she still gets hard nipples…despite not having nipples as part of cutting off your tits is losing the nipple…I guess it’s some rich person reconstructive surgery that get a corpse nipple grafted onto her fake tit…or maybe it’s just some nipple insert under the skin..either way…they turn dudes into chicks now, a little fake tit is easy….

So despite cutting off the tit…she’s still got a tit. Fascinating. Modern science. Show us the scars.

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2019

29

Jul

Riley Keough Scientlogy Bikini Pics of the Day

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I guess Elvis’ granddaughter who never met Elvis which reduces the cool factor being Elvis’ granddaughter by quite a bit, but she’s still Elvis’ granddaughter and that is pretty fucking cool…because he’s fucking Elvis. To not be a fan of the “KING” is to not be human….seriously.

So this heir to his fortune, that is still fucking earns, is pretty interesting, not because her mom Lisa Marie Presley, who was the most active member of the Church of Scientolgy since L.Ron himself, thanks to her mom , Elvis’ teenage bride Priscilla raising her in the church….they have both been shunned or ousted from Scientology after a 40 year run…but I’m pretty sure Riley is still all about it as she does the whole acting thing…but what the fuck do I know…other than that she hangs with Scientologists and they aren’t allowed to hang with her if she was ousted….complicated cult things…

That said, she seems to like wearing bikinis on social media, like all girls and I’m into it cuz I think Elvis is great…and his Sperm created this…which is probably why most people are interested in her….so you get them in with the Elvis connection but make them fall in love with you thanks to your half nudes…

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