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2019

26

Jul

Miley Cyrus Slutty on Instagram of the Day

Here’s a good old fashioned Miley Cyrus butt shot like she had just “quit” Disney and wanted to turn her “Hanna Montana” image upside down at the advice of here team that is 20 people deep..these earners and media manipulators don’t just “Happen”- they are made.

They packaged her like an edgy girl of her generation and because of that we have seen her cunt.

She got married and tried to do Country for a bit, realizing no one cared unless she was doing the Miley and now she’s back..ass out…creating sexy clickbait for attention…because it works.

Not only does she like being jerked off to, she likes the number of likes it gets….or the attention it gets…it is obviously a thrill.

Clearly, she is in the process of a divorce and putting herself back out there like an insecure girl would do…

No one told her modesty is the hottest, because this generation thinks showing people you pulling out a used tampon is compelling content and I guess it is…but the fact that it’s been normalized to all girls this age…is mental…yet fun for old perverts….

Which reminds me – when people say “If I was young now, I’d have a field day, in my high school only one girl fucked”….but the truth is at 50 years old…we have it better than 50 year old of other generations cuz EVERY 18 year old is doing this smut shit…I love it.

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2019

26

Jul

Insane Magazine Coverage of the Day

Insane Magazine Nudity of the day

Well this is a crazy Magazine Cover of the Day….

I am not going to name who is in these pictures, cuz that will get us googled, found, and hit by lawyers because apparently pics of magazines is copyright infringement when the tits in question belong to a Jonas Brother wife….lots of money to shut a fucker down.

So we’ll just keep these between up….you know since you’re a Game of Thrones queer and seeing titties you’ve been craving to see is a good time. A Friday gift from me to you.

So European…

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2019

26

Jul

Bella Hadid Aggressive Cameltoe of the Day

Bella Hadid Slutty Aggresive Cameltoe

Bella Hadid wants you to see her cameltoe…it could be an attempt to prove she’s not a dude, despite her aggressive and hard features….or it could be one of those prosthetic cameltoe inserts they sell on Amazon for trannies in bikinis to look like they have a pussy…like a giant mold of a pussy like strapping a mannequin’s crotch quadrant to your cock…or maybe it’s just the look now. Girls wear bike shorts up past their hips…girls have pussy….pussy eats shorts….pussy gets seen…in this everyone is one gender scavenger hunt for front holes to stick your dick into.

Pussy definition or Cameltoe is the latest fashion trend….exciting.


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2019

26

Jul

Chanel West Coast Nip Slip of the Day

Chanel West has been trying to get famous…she’s BEEN doing this for a long time…and she is still insignificant but like most insignificant people, myself included, we really only have one thing we know cuz we’ve been doing it so long, even though it never worked before and hasn’t worked out yet…maybe all that time put into it will back out soon…and if we quit now it will officially never happen…even though it will never happen….

DESPERATE TIMES…

They say crazy people are those who do the same thing and expect different results…

I say…Chanel Westcoast tit out is a new approach and it could get her different results….cuz it has tits…and I can find you a bunch of people who did less than a titty flash to go viral.

I’m rooting for Chanel Westcoast even though I don’t know who the fuck she is, I don’t care about her music, or her hip hop culture vulturing, and I don’t find her hot…but she’s been doing it so long…let her catch a break!

Chanel West Coast Slutty

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2019

26

Jul

Elsa Hosk Nipples of the Day

Elsa Hosk Slutty Hot Nipples

Elsa Hosk the near 30 year old Swedish model who was basically created by Victoria’s Secret when they found her playing a game of hoops in the park with other Swedish models, practicing for the Swedish women’s basketball league…

They brought her to America, they had her nude modeling before acting like they found her…..she was the understudy to Candice Swanepoel, her replacement when she got pregnant…you know a scab, or a temp but who has now managed to replace her….because she didn’t have kids and is way fucking hotter despite being the same age….kids ruin you and Elsa’s career is proof….

She’s great.


Elsa Hosk Slutty Hot Nipples


Elsa Hosk Slutty Hot Nipples

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2019

26

Jul

Hailey Baldwin Hard Nipples Probably Pregnant of the Day

Hailey Baldwin Hard Nipples

Hailey Baldwin is off God or of Christ or some shit…you know one of those religious girls who goes to church because it is trendy amongst her faithless generation in an effort to have more guidance or meaning or purpose…or excuse to be a vapid fame seeking fame marrying slut who gets half naked on the instagram for model and brand partnerships….in a “like my selfie, follow me, pay me to wear bikinis, follow the Jenners around like a puppy cuz they matter and I want to matter, disgustingness but I go to church so it offsets all my deep fucking vapidity”

It’s not entirely her fault, her dad is some ex addict and he was in the program…and does a lot for Christ…

So she’s now married to Bieber, apparently they aren’t the same person, but they have probably created a person, otherwise Baldwin is just fat now that she’s a wife and can be lazy…

Who cares.

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2019

26

Jul

Isabela Moner Tit Bounce of the Day

You cast a bitch in the Live Action Dora the Explorer….even though Dora the Explorer wasn’t some 18 year old with her tits out…and next thing you know she’s on instagram in a slutty instagram looking outfit doing some staged model walk so that she can show off her outfit…unless this is from her Tik Tok where she will proceed to break into song…

Isabella Moner is that kind of girl you wish would be moaning on your boner…and that’s what she’s named after thanks to her name being the birth of a new word…MONER….a Moan on a Boner…and the nice thing about wishing while knowing it will never come true is your ability to masturbate to her content like the porno it is.

Isabela Moner Tit bounce

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2019

26

Jul

Kimberley Garner Almost Pussy Flash of the Day

Kimberley Garner Almost Pussy Flash

No one cares about Kimberley Garner.

I used to have a meter/tracking thing on each post that would show me how many people clicked one of the stories….and Kim Garner consistently did the worst.

Two people or less care about her in the most minimally engaged way – that they passively click on a post about her hot body in a bikini…TWO people….and she’s a girl in the paparazzi, working towards a career and existing, who has already been on TV, and has homes in LA and the UK…like you’d think she’d have a few more fans….she’s hot..but I guess that is just not enough!

Here she is trying to clickbait on the internet!


Kimberley Garner Bikini Cameltoe

Kimberley Garner Bikini Cameltoe

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2019

26

Jul

Lisa Rinna Bikini Dance Like She’s Not 100 Years Old of the Day

If you’re wondering why Lisa Rinna’s daughters were all up on instagram being half naked attention seeking whores who are pretending to be influncers or personalities on some bootleg Kardashian/Jenner kick that all the low hanging fruit celeb children have been doing since realizing it’s easy money….and all they have to do is pose their bikinis half naked since ….this is your answer.

Their mom is the same fucking person only she didn’t have instagram – she’s too old for that whole internet thing, despite having not been sent the memo…..She had to suck dick the old fashioned way to get as famous as she got – which isn’t that famous but it was famous enough to get her the attention she craved and the life she craved….and the slut daughters she could pass her lessons to…important lessons of “get half naked, ppl like that”….onto….legacy.

So at 60, or maybe 600, she’s out here doing the same tactics the kids do, she wants in on it, it’s all she knows, dancing with her bikini on…and I guess she knows other things like taking it up the ass when needed, how to not gag when a dick is down your throat, how to make dudes cum fast so you don’t have to put unnecessary effort in..

This is awkward rich person attention seeking shit, but at least her menopause isn’t fat…and at least she’s managed to make the best out of being some plastic bitch who did Playboy a bunch of years ago…cuz that’s the kind of empowered woman/sex worker that she is.

Posted in:Lisa Rinna|SFW

2019

26

Jul

Lesbian Crotch Hunting with Stella Maxwell of the Day

Stella Maxwell, the scam hipster model turned Victoria’s Secret model, through some tactics we call manipulating the fuck out of everyone. The ladder climbing and dick riding, that looked more like meat on meat grinding, cuz she plays a lesbian for attention..

You know hanging in the right circles, trapping the A-Listers like Kristen Stewart to lock into lesbian relationships…knowing they are broken and easy to manipulate all to increase her profile and pay….cuz these famous people are fucking ruthless….which means their love is as pure as it can be when both parties are narcissistic weirdos…so it works out for them…and I guess for us cuz despite being a lesbian, she doesn’t look like a lesbian, or at least like the lesbians I remember before it was trendy….and I don’t mind staring at her crotch line…..

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