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Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is Naked on the Beach of the Day

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Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2019

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw two 22 or 23 year old hipster girls walking into a Tuesday night AA meeting and I thought to myself- how much of this is an actual drinking problem, you’ve definitely not thrown your life away, ruined your kids life, abused your wife….unless you had a dui that ran over someone or another crime that got you in Court ordered AA, you have no business there…and are clearly there for the ig post, or as background story building for your future story…so that you can reference the program…

But I guess that’s not as bad as everyone giving FACE APP their data – including their fucking face bio data to Russia to collect your name / employer / education / age / location and everything else you idiots put on Social media and get sucked into participating in…

Michael Sheen Knocked up 25 Year Old Pervert Slut….
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Erotic Half Naked Chickeen Wing Dance
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Squatting Babe Has Great Support/TITS
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HBO Rebooting Gossip Girl….
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Mama Bear Charges Cades Cove Visitor Who Repeatedly Approaches Her and Her Cubs
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Mom Wearing Car Seat Cover as a Dress
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Bianca Elouise’s Ass Is Wetter
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Man Disqualified For Exposing Himself and Throwing A Shoe
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Lucia Titty Flash
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Rat Cow Thong
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The Truth of ‘Perfect’ People On Instagram
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Kendall Jenner Pokies at Wimbledon!
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Nipsey Hussle NOT investigated by LAPD at time of death
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Channing Tatum vs The Pattern App
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Claudia Romani and Lucia Luciano Bikini
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Bees Pick Pickup to Take a Break
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“Cash Me Outside” Girl Danielle Bregoli Signs $1M deal
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Woman Pushes Priest
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Massive Human Sized Jellyfish In The Wild Caught on Video
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JENNIFER LOPEZ, CARDI B, LIZZO & CONSTANCE WU FEATURED IN FIRST HUSTLERS TRAILER — WATCH
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Angry Mom Records A Message For Her Kids Principal
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Two Brothers Attack the Man Convicted of Killing Their Mother
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Former Reality Star Fernanda Flores Hit the Runway for Swim Week
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Karma is a Bitch
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Film Crew Struck by Train in Georgia
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Mario Lopez Makes a Lateral Move….
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Guy Gets Trapped In Elevator For 41 Hours
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Rescue Goes Wrong
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Tom Cruise And Nicole Kidman’s Children Were Forced To Disconnect From Her
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Idiot Driver
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Vanessa Hudgens Looking Prgnant with Elvis
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Some Slut Named Kelsey Merritt in a Slutty Dress…
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Gigi Hadid is Not Hot
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Shailene Woodley in a Pant Suit
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Melissa Benoist as Super Girl
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Pregnant Shay Mitchell in LA
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Emma Roberts Ass Gone Bowling
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Lottie Moss is Trashy in a Trash-Fit – That’s an Outfit for TrASH
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Kathy Jacons – Old Fat Bikini Model
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Outdoor Bush
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Beach Butts….
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Workout Fuck…
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Endurance Fail….
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Upskirts…
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Awesome Titty Flash
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Naked on a BRidge
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Advanceed Scissoring…
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Bitches be Crazy….
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Getting Ready To Go Out….SLUTS…
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Insane Pale Body
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Naked Lola on the Stairs
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Not Impressed at thee Stripclub….
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Sex Ed…..
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Celeb Nip Slips
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Licking Fire Off His Dick….
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Girl Riding a Weird Rubber Dick
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Vanessa Bolt on Tits
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Black Thong Ass
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Big Tits in Denim Shorts…
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Hot Naked Amateur
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2019

Jul

Gisele Bundchen Bikini of the Day

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Gisele, everyone’s favorite Billionaire Tom Brady Wife/Beard model from Victoria’s Secret that I have never heard any dude say is hot….

There are celebs or models out there that just trigger the average dude to the point they feel like bringing it up in conversation. This happens at garages when getting your oil changed, or at the barber getting a cut, just useless dude talk with other dudes….and not once has another dude said to me “I love Gisele” and if he did, I’d say “Why, is it because she looks like your brother who loves running Marathons with a set of false tits”….cuz that is what she looks like…

A Brazilian boy with a fat mom ass who runs too many marathons but who has implants to off set the masculinity…

When she was pregnant – I thought “Brazilian tranny for sure, that’s a prosthetic belly”….and with each pregnancy I thought that….

Now…I just think she’s an old dude….

She is so ugly. She is Old. I can’t believe she got where she got and I can’t believe she’s some ambassador or influencer on aging or on diet when she looks so fucking wrecked…I guess what I am saying is that she’s only hot to basic girls who grew up on her and probably share similar traits to her or more likely are organically attracted to men and the women who look like men.

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2019

Jul

Elsa Hosk and Emily DiDonato Photoshoot of the Day

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Elsa Hosk and Emily DiDonato…

I always hype up Elsa Hosk for being the hottest of the VS models, despite being 28 or 29….but today, she looks like shit, she looks old and haggard and I guess you just can’t trick aging, even if you use Kardashian face filler techniques…there comes a time when you’re just that old chick trying to be young…

I always cut down DiDonato for being a set of big tits that were used well in her early career, but that have since been retired, which by default makes DiDonato retired, cuz the only thing about her is her tits and she needs to stop mistreating them by not using them….and I stand by that..

I think together, in a shoot, posing as a team would back out better, or is it play out better if there was more tit on tit nudity, they have both been naked a lot, it seems that this just showcases how lazy and comfortable they are in their careers that I am sure are at a point that is beyond their wildest dreams…but they could do more, they could do better and this right here is disappointing.

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2019

Jul

Ashley Benson Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Benson, who is probably best known for her big doughy tits that were set on her big doughy body, back when she was on the “Riverdale” of her generation called Pretty Little Liars, where she played the third favorite short legged, wide-hipped actress, and amassed a huge social media presence….and that put her on Cara Delevingne’s target list…who ended up recruiting her to the lesbian side, the rubbing pussy together so that they smell the same cuz they have the same bacteria make-up and enzymes through their perversions..of mutual masturbation…cuz they are narcissists and dicks get in the way of that…

Lesbians…they’re everywhere….and as it turns out, they wear bikinis like non lesbians, and as the INCEL fucks you are….you should jack off to these tits in anger cuz they’ll never fuck you in part cuz you’re an INCEL fuck but also because you dick, despite being the size of a clit, doesn’t interest them…

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2019

Jul

Gabrielle Union Thong of the Day

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Gabrielle Union is an inspiration to all women…because she got RAPED when she was younger, was able to sue the store she worked at for the rape to both get some money and force them to make some changes, and has in turn been able to power through the rape and have a few marriages, a career….without being a Jodie Foster/Rosie O’Donnell/ ELLEN…fearing the penis….

Instead she became the model who dates celebrities….and athletes who you may or may not know from such hits as Bring it On and Deliver Us from Eva….She’s 40, she’s showing off ass, I’m into it, that’s all…

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2019

Jul

Lili Reinhart Cum Shot of the Day

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Lili Reinhart has broadened her scope from being the big girl on Riverdale, a hit show that shouldn’t be a hit show, but that represents what this era of people are looking for….as they passively watch while looking at their phone….and that is shitty writing, acting, storylines….seriously Riverdale is fucking dumb and it is trash but people watch it and not for any specific reason since the story and character is zero compelling…and I have tried to look at it from all angles to figure out what people like about it…and I come up empty and realize maybe I am wrong. Maybe no one watches the show. I don’t fucking track TV stats or even research that shit. I just assume it’s popular.

THAT SAID…she met her boyfriend on the show, some child star Disney Kid who is gown and plays Jughead…

Together they shoot slutty artistic nudes of her and her big girls tits, only to have her legal team email me to remove them from the internet…because her actual slut goes against the slut she’s portraying in Hollywood having “made it”….by all standards of “making it”….

She’s booked a movie starring some stripper named Cardi B….where she gets herself at last one CHAMPAGNE FACIAL…like some kind of trashy club girl putting on a show for some instagram photographer….in what I’ve seen go down and really question where we are at as a people…because I know they same girl sucking off Champagne with her ass hanging out of a skirt at a club she’s trying to fuck the DJ at….is posting about being an empowered woman who shouldn’t be sexualized….

It’s a shut the fuck up slut situation….but in this case it’s just a movie about that…..

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2019

Jul

Nichole Scherzinger See Through of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger, always a little too chiseled for me to buy into, is at CRAIGS….in a Semi See Through SLUT-FIT – THAT IS an Outfit for Sluts…

I coined the term and I should buy the URL but I won’t….because I know that no one will buy into my SLUT-FIT line of slut clothes….and are more into seeing people they may or may not have jerked off to while watching MTV because in the era she came up – half naked stripper dances were not really that popular outside of the stripclub and porno on the family computer was hard to jack off to….but that TV in your room wasn’t…so you made due….even though she was a little too chiseled to really buy into….assuming that there was a decent to high probability that she was in fact a man doing his best rendition of a woman because as you know men as women make better women than women…proven by the success of drag.

That’s not to say Scherzinger is a man but if the thought crosses your mind while sexualizing her – it takes away from the sexualizing of her – unless you’re into fucking men dressed like women – which many straight men are….and which doesn’t quite make them straight to me….but I’m not some oracle, just a loser with a blog so who cares what I say….

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2019

Jul

Phoebe Collings James Topless of the Day

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WHO the hell is Phoebe Collings James

WHO fucking cares who Phoebe Collings-James…

She is topless on the beach as girls do, especially in Europe when they see paparazzi near by, because it is the only time topless on the beach is what everyone is doing, and not a shameless act even when it is clearly a shameless act.

I have a hard time believing that someone who barely exists and is not on my radar is out there just casually being caught topless.

It’s all tactical and strategic and not even that creative or interesting….but it’s tits on the beach on a chick who wants to be seen. So do what you will with it…

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2019

Jul

Sarah Hyland is Engaged of the Day

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Sarah Hyland finally got engaged to her gay boyfriend….

These two idiots whom I’ve seen together on social media because they are annoying..for a very long time.

She has credited him with being her gay best friend, a support system who she laughs and whines to..

He has credited her as being the only reason he’s got an audience, she he had Disney dreams, he just has that look…but didn’t have what it took to make them happen for himself, so he bit the bullet and decided to seduce some broken girl on a hit show he met at the hospital…or wherever they met.

They represent all things wrong with white people and remind me of what was popular a decade ago…and I assume they don’t have sex because she has been sexualizing herself on social media so hard for attention…..or maybe because her vagina got sewn up in one of her Kidney Transplants…or maybe she wasn’t born with a vagina….but I guess she’s always got an asshole…unless that was sewn up too and she shits in a bag…which could be what dude is attracted to besides the money and fame he gets by associatin…you know the smell of feces…his aphrodisiac…if queers didn’t like shit, why’d they be so into getting it all over their hands, mouth and dicks…

Either way, she exudes zero sex appeal, whether she got no hole to fuck….or not.