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2019

15

Jul

Elsa Hosk Being Hot of the Day

Elsa Hosk is the same age as Candice Swanepoel. She was hired as Candice’s stand in when Candice decided to first get pregnant before getting pregnant again and again…that bitch was pregnant for 3-4 years it seems….the now single mom model with a bikini company who came from a slave owner family back in South Africa..looks like shit….while this pro athlete from Sweden came in, all competitive as athletes are and took thee fuck over….being hotter, better, edgier….and not as fucking haggard as the single mom.

So I’m a fan, she’s a breath of promo underwear model for an evil corporation fresh air….

How about some titties….in some old titty pics of her…OK! Deal!

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2019

15

Jul

Kate Upton Bikini of the Day

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Kate Upton and her mom tits on a boat….in a bikini…showing off her mom tits that have been mom tits since she was 16 and started to model…despite the rest of her being very fucking weird looking and weird shaped….only no one noticed cuz they were too swept away and excited by her mom tits….in an era of celebrating tits and being obsessed with tits…because our moms didn’t breast feed up enough, or our moms breast fed us too much, or draw to big sloppy tits is a constant..or was a constant before everyone turned queer or trans and forget the simplicity of a huge tit…a huge set of tits is the key to Kate Upton’s existence.

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2019

15

Jul

Lili Reinhart Sweaty of the Day

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Lili Reinhart who had some artistic nudes taken by her famous boyfriend leaked a few weeks ago, to which her legal team said “yay, we’ll get paid extra for this”…in a strategy that leads me to believe the lawyers hired to take down the barely nude nudes are the same people who leak the pics, maybe they send them to themselves when they get the star’s phone for a minute when the star isn’t paying attention…to open up the photos app, find the titties and send them to themselves…smart business.

Now she’s out here showing off her plus sized is the right size to get on a hit show body in a one piece as plus sized should always be in the one pieces….and there’s a wet spot…that is likely sweat from her doing one sit up…from getting up to go to the bathroom as fat girls shit alot…and make me wonder whether their anuses get bigger with their pantsize or if the anus stays the same size despite having to unload a lot more shit from all the food they need to maintain being plus sized.

I’ll probably never know…

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2019

15

Jul

Rachel Cook Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Rachel Cook out here feeling like a real model with her tits out for something called “we don’t give a fuck”….but at least there’s some tit on this Bootleg Rachel Leigh Cook, who is actually hotter and younger than Rachel Leigh Cook, and thus more important, relevant, even if less successful..

The other Rachel Cook is probably out there in the old folks home saying “Well she may have my name, but she wasn’t Josie from Josie and the Pussycats, but I was, therefore I am better”…and she’s right, she’ll always have that…and that’s about it.

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2019

15

Jul

Sammi Hanratty Latex Fetish of the Day

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Slutty Sammi Hanratty.

She was an unmemorable character on Shameless, a show I am amazed still exists because the last time I saw it, YEARS ago, I thought it was some dumb rendition of what poor drunk degenerates do…written from a candy-coated Hollywood perspective that lacked authenticity, depth or a point…basically these motherfuckers never hung out with trash..but they have all these opinions of trash…missing the fucking mark.

Anyway, this girl from the show, needs to keep up momentum and she’s doing that in Latex for you to fantasize cumming all over it and watching it drip off….as LATEX Fetishists do.

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2019

15

Jul

Alexa Demie Nipples of the Day

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Alexa Demie is a girl from EUPHORIA the show that brought us SYDNEY SWEENEY NUDES…If you’re not watching their dark version of kids on social media today….involving dad’s fucking trans girls they meet on dating sites….and filming it for their queer sons to jack off to it….and other fun things like high school girls doing cam shit, fat girls becoming sluts, Zendaya masturbating to th trans girl due to her opiate addiction and OTHER fun things…like the hispanic girl, who plays a sugar baby slut, who fucks a bunch dudes on the show, flashing her titties like the gutter trash in Fashionnova from instagram she plays.

Good times, fun tits, solid show for now…

That was my review.

Here she is getting fucked

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2019

15

Jul

Sara Sampaio Bikini of the Day

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Portuguese Fisherman’s daughter – Sara Sampaio – is out here in a bikini like she used to be when she worked her dad’s fishing boat and would have to jump in to free the net from whatever it was snagged on….a skillset that allowed her to work her way into the mainstream American dream thanks to the Evil Underwear Empire amplifying her audience, paying her lots of money, increasing her profile and allowing her to find love with a Billionaire who likes hairy Portuguese women while they look like this…and not when they are 300 pounds and working at the Portuguese Chicken Restaurant making the Pasteis De Nata…trying to keep their beard hairs from falling in the pie dough…

RIGHT.

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2019

15

Jul

Bella Hadid Nipple of the Day

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Bella Hadid Rockin that Kris Jenner (their overlord) hair with her nipple out…because of course she did….it is not much of a surprise….it’s more a waiting game with these idiots to see when they release the nudes or the sleazy half naked content…because they don’t want to over deliver on it….it will take them from high profile model, which in and of itself is hilarious, since they are just media manipulating digital marketers who have confused the people at brands to think they are models…even if they don’t look like models and it’s all a lie….and reduce them to the attention seeking whores they actually are….so they need to space it all out…

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2019

15

Jul

Aubrey O’Day Butthole of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day with the butthole tattoo…because I guess no one told her that Tattoos are a dated concept and getting them seems ridiculous in this era, especially when it is some grid looking thing, to allow us to see how fat she’s getting….

I guess she had pretty sold timing because she went viral last week for saying that Don Jr is her soul mate and they are meant to be together…as anything to get attention is fair game to try to get some fucking attention.

This is silly.

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2019

15

Jul

Sarah Hyland Has TIts of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is showing off her tanlines.

There is a tanline porn fetish.

There are strippers over the last decades I’ve gone to stripclubs who go to tanning salons to get the tan lines.

I guess it has to do with boxing off, or blocking out, or marking off the area that you’re not supposed to be seeing, and thus driving more attention it it, like nature’s HIGHLIGHTER…saying “THIS IS THE AREA THAT EVEN THE SUN DIDN’T SEE – BUT YOU GET TO SEE”….but I don’t know, I don’t have tan line fetishes, I just like all nudity and slutty behavior from women…

So whether it’s Sarah Hyland, weird fucking Sarah Hyland using tan lines as an excuse to say she’s grown tits since her Kidney Transplants…or anyone drawing attention to their tits, with or without tan lines in the picture…SIGN ME UP….