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2019

02

Jul

Selena Gomez White Bathing Suit of the Day

Selena Gomez is not dead from LUPUS or the addictions that get her sent to rehab everyday….

She is in a bathing suit though, a white bathing suit….which could be death for some modest women, cuz they get see through when wet, something I learned the right way….but Selena Gomez isn’t a modest girl, more an anything for attention girl….you know now that she’s been rejected by her love BIEBER and his new girl…something I guess she’s been emotionally eating her way through it cuz she’s fat….look how fat she is.

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2019

02

Jul

Katy Perry Red Bathing Suit of the Day

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Katy Perry is always irritating, never sexy, always disgusting, a scam viral video that like all things popular just happened at the right time for her, that split second moment she snuck through and once she made it, she was here to stay…

None of her songs have been good….all terrible mainstream radio play garbage that no one asked for…

In ways she has raped us, our ears, that BITCH….#MeThree….

I don’t care what any of you sick fucks think…I know that even her tits, the one thing people liked about her weren’t even that great. It was fat girl you brought home and had to fixate on one body part to get off to – cuz everything else was worse….

That is Katy Perry, older but more fit than usual, rocking a new face, thanks non invasive cosmetic procedures all these filler filled up cunts do…and sheis still dog shit, worse than ever, who should have never awkwardly, with her uncoordinated, no rhythm, song and dance dog shit….mad it…and who no one should bother with…but I guess even the grossest dog shit around needs to get picked up sometime….

I am drunk….

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2019

02

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Disney Nip Slip of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel pulled out her tits out at Disneyland, because she’s a trained robot who understands the importance of pulling out her tits….it’s a default setting, like when your iphone alarm is that default ring we all hate…..not that I use alarms, but I can imagine it being very annoying.

She’s got this capacity to slut up all the mall brand, mall level things…from being half naked across stores around the world…to DISNEYLAND…another RATED G kind of spot you don’t really expect to go to for masturbation purposes unless you’re one of those…which I hope you’re not….but thanks to Candice…you can.

The half naked underwear model…living that titty flash life…in a protest to her owners….the bra company….while she’s not wearing a bra…in what we call a subtle FUCK you to the MAN who made her. Typical unappreciative woman behavior.

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2019

02

Jul

Kendall Jenner Topless of the Day

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Kendall Jenner and her marketing team at their marketing agency – put together this very important piece of content as part of their master manipulating of the media content strategy – because I guess they felt it was time Kendall Jenner post some dramatic implied nudes to get the people excited about it.

You know get her to selfie a slutty pic in the tub for the fans…keep them engaged…keep the lie that they are legit models alive…and the whole thing…is really not that exciting.

It is easy to be mean-spirited, to call the girl a whore, to tell her that she could do better, be better..while laughing at her shortcomings, like her dad becoming a chick…but Kendall is the victim of a family of shamelessness…and really had little hope no mater how easy it was – to accomplish anything of substance…so the fact that she hasn’t killed herself, but that she can still be a narcissist is awesome…it gives hope to all the girls out there from shitty families that if they are rich and have the internet by the balls…there is hope for them to post topless selfies peoplee talk about.

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2019

02

Jul

Stella Hudgens Panties for Empowerment of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is the sister….

The sister is a very important person to be…

You know, feelings of inadequacy thanks to not being the famous one, not being the High School Musical on, but tits that make you the more important one, the hotter one…who really has no real pressure on her thanks to the sister being the one who gets all the expectations…while this one will never get to that level of importance, I mean always the sister, so she gets to coast in that easy living area….

Not to mention, she’s got the same last name, and thus people find her important, so with almost as much access as her sister, where she can just ask her sister to get her the access she wants that she can’t get….it’s like she’s pretty much a celebrity without any of the effort… it is a win

Also a win, that she thinks panty pics are a source of female empowerment…

I mean the family is well-versed in leaked nudes – they get it…

So why not do some non-leaked nudes, that are barely nudes, but that serve a purpose.

Here’s some of her tit.

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2019

02

Jul

Alexandra Stan Topless of the Day

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Alexandra Stan is a Romanian singer and songwriter. Born and raised in the city of Constan?a, she made her worldwide breakthrough with the 2011 single “Mr. Saxobeat….sounds like a mail order bride, possible cam girl to me….but then again we live in an era where all these girls are practically cam girls….and position it with legitimacy like bing the singer and songwriter behind the classic Mr. Saxobeat.

I do appreciate her European approach to beach days.

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2019

02

Jul

Heidi Klum Scary Tits of the Day

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OH – so that’s why Heidi Klum is still hot at 50, after shitting out dozens of kids after Seal made it hard for her to shit thanks to destroying her womb with is mammoth cock….or maybe that made it easy for her to shit…you know stretching it out…which I guess for a German, the same people who invented scat porn…is a skillset that is much needed to make their sex lives worth having..and not the kind of sex life you want to build a concentration camp for and gas out…

So the key to her face isn’t injections, it isn’t anything like that, it’s putting a wet piece of toilet paper on it and poking some eyes out of it…like it was some KKK hood…that you’d expect from a German…just not one who tried to prove how not “german” she was by making her army of black babies Hitler would frown upon…

You know Heidi, a prize Aryan.

AND – Here are her Eugenics tits leaving an event

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2019

02

Jul

Jenna Dewan Bikini of the Day

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Jenna Dewan is some recently divorced 40 year old…who is out there in a bikini….showing off that dancing body, cuz she made her way in the world, and onto Channing Tatum’s dick, through dance….

When I look at Jenna Dewan’s face I wonder if Channing Tatum realizes that every single girl in the free world wanted to have his baby…because I am gonna assume he doesn’t….cuz if he did…he wouldn’t have knocked this bitch up….maybe that is the reason he married her, you know to be a good, stand up guy, while people like me would say “fuck that noise”….or maybe she sucks a mean dick, when she’s not taking it up into her uterus..

I do think that now that she’s single, her inner slut will shine, because like all recently divorced women, they are forced to find their way and navigate the world…now that they are free..and if they were slutty to begin with and have fit bodies like this…it is surely a fucking win for anyone who bothers noticing her amongst all the other girls getting naked on the internet.

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2019

02

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Nudity of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is finally figuring out social media the way I want her to be using social media – and the way all the kids are using social media – naked…

It’s obviously a social norm at this point in the game, where we are just used to posting up our nudes, and by we, I mean ladies, cuz I don’t think the world deserves to see my strategic nudes…they are just too high concept for the public to grasp…and they may in fact be terrifying…

Point being the nude selfies obviously allows the people who take them to showcase their nudes, their vulnerability, while getting turned on that they are sending out the nudes to their audience, it just amplifies the whole nude selfie experience…knowing so many people will see it, rather than be nervous about it when they send it off to one dude they are masturbating for….

It’s a “I may delete this later, but fucking take it in the way I want you to take it in”…

I have big hope for Lohan – her comeback is coming soon.

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2019

02

Jul

Kate Beckinsale’s Cheap Topless Pic of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale’s posting shameless topless pics like her daughter..cuz that is what they know…how they function, what gets them attention and they like attention…but unlike her daughter…there’s no nipples in her topless pic…it is more about her showcasing her face in a what the fuck is up with that….I mean it’s like picking up a girl at a bar, only to discover she’s got a dick….in a she’s almost where she needs to be but not where she needs to be at all…

Here she is leaving the gym,

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