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2019

19

Jul

Kylie Jenner Hard Nipples of the Day

Kylie Jenner and the new rendition of her body, which is hilarious when you contrast it to her original look and original shape, which I guess is a trend that can be said in the family of these plastic surgery loving trash, that America seems to hold in esteem, like some kind of Royal Family, when all they are doing is trying to sell you shit you don’t need, shamelessly…when they aren’t selling you themselves shamelessly…it’s pretty fucking gross….because Bruce Jenner before and after pics are hilarious to me…and whatever billionaire Kylie does, or how silly she looks, or how weird her doughy body is, is impressive after being raised by a freakshow in a freakshow family, statistically, you’d assume that she would have died from the OPIATE crisis already but instead she still delivers the dog shit that is her half naked, avon lady, self….

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Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2019

19

Jul

JoJo Hard Nipples of the Day

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JoJo..not the kid one you pedo….creep…how’s that Disney Subscription working out for you? Excited about their big App Launch? Fuck Netflix right…those fuckers have peaked, let’s give our money back to the even entertainment industry conglomerates we are used to giving our money to…the same ones who are responsible for the success of this JOJO….who is forced to be pantsless on the internet to remind you idiots she exists.

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Posted in:Jojo Levesque|SFW

2019

19

Jul

Inbar Lavi Bikini of the Day

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Inbar Lavi I don’t know who you are.

I know you’re an Israeli…but that’s as far as I’ve gone…

I was going to go into how hot Israeli girls are as a general theme because they all join the IDF and learn how to kill…but the truth is that not all Israeli girls are hot….and this one skipped out on the IDF at 18 training to move to NYC to become an actor….living your American dream, stealing your american jobs, getting cast on MTV shows, Fox shows, something called LUCIFER…something called Imposters…all while remaining not all that famous….so I guess she posts bikini pics at 32 years old to offset that.

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Posted in:Inbar Lavi|SFW

2019

19

Jul

Diane Kruger Crop Top of the Day

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Apparently Diane Kruger is my German Crush….I wasn’t aware of…because the old broad, like Heidi Klum is out her showing off that this Generation of German woman, who was born a generation after Hitler’s Eugenics program of Ethnic Cleansing, are not tainted by the unfavorable DNA of unfavorable people, because they were killed off…

It’s like seeing hot Russian women, it’s always fun even though they have no souls and are very serious and pragmatic, like German women….because you know all the ugly genes died off behind the Iron Curtain.

So when you see an old German bitch like Diane Kruger showing off her stomach…in a pair of slutty oversized shots you can assume you see bottom of ass cheek in…cuz if you leave the house, every short is bottom of the ass cheek shorts.

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Posted in:Diane Kruger|SFW

2019

19

Jul

Ciara Pussy Dance of the Day

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Remember when everyone thought Ciara was a trans but then that became a normal thing so nobody brings it up anymore?

Here she is proving she has a working pussy by doing the pussy dance, to a children’s song, which is PERVERTED, who has she been hanging out with ? EPSTEIN?

Or maybe it’s just good tuck.

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Posted in:Ciara|SFW

2019

19

Jul

Adriana Lima and Irina Shayk Fetish Gear of the Day

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I guess seeing Adriana Lima’s 40 year old Brazilian tits about a decade after she was hot is exciting to some of her fans…especially when you’re tag teamed with Irina Shayk…you know another over the hill mom with a baby still breast feeding….these babies are their secondary revenue streams…

I just find it a too little too late situation. Adriana Lima has been bloated and fucking weird looking for a while now….but these are still nipples on girls holding onto the glory days, holding onto the dream…

There is absolutely no reason for these two rich Mail Order Brides who are living your American Dream, despite being immigrants, and fucking your men…while you’re in a trailer park on food stamps….

You shouldn’t stand for this….not that you can stand…it hurts your joints you fat fuck..

Adriana Lima Irina Shayk Vogue Espana Fetish

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Posted in:Adriana Lima|Irina Shayk|SFW

2019

19

Jul

Madison Pettis Bikini of the Day

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Madison pettis is some 20 year old – I’ve never heard of – but she’s apparently been in the industry since she was 4, so you’ve probably jerked off to her, seeing as you’re fucking weird…

I’ll assume that you only subscribe to the Disney Channel, which in and of itself should be how pedophiles are caught…anyone with no kids who have that channel are predators….call your cable provider and find the local creeps in your hood…

That’s all I have to say about this…Consider it a Public Service Announcement.

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Posted in:Madison Pettis|SFW

2019

19

Jul

Doutzen Kroes Booty of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a mom of a bunch of kids…

She’s been fired from Victoria’s Secret for over a decade now…yes she’s old…

She spends her policing her DJ husband and baby daddy, not because he’s black, that’d be racist to say that a black person needs to be policed…

He needs to be policed because his model wife he married is old as shit in model years, is zero high profile now that she’s been ousted and forced to retire….a fraction of who she was when they met…

He needs to be policed because being a 40 year old DJ who makes millions in Ibiza is still someone 20 year old hot chicks want to fuck…and replacing DOUTZEN would be easy.

She lacks confidence, knows she is old, and posts butt shots for praise but that butt looks like a mom butt cuz it is one…..maybe it’s time for another hobby…

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Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW

2019

19

Jul

Angie Harmon TIts of the day

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Remember Angie Harmon.

Me Neither.

Baywatch Nights was her claim to fame….even though Baywatch Nights should be no one’s claim to fame…the off shoot / spinoff of Baywatch where Hasselhoff is a Private Detective by night, dealing in the supernatural, to compete with X-Files…because being a lifeguard lacked stimulation…brilliant…so brilliant that Angie Harmon hatched from it…even if it was more of a still birth….

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