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2019

08

Jul

The Most Important Bottle Cap Challenge Video of the Day

The internet is a weird place that allows people to interact with each other, and through boredom and cellphone technology that put a camera in everyone’s hand, it allowed for the competitive nature of people to come out, in the form of challenges. Everyone stifled creatively to come up with an original concept, but so quick to hop on any and all trends that happened or that pop up, because it’s easier to join the bandwagon, especially when looking for clout.

The latest in challenges is the bottle cap challenge, where people try to open bottle caps by kicking them in the most viral ways….something the world needs in these times…and like the ice bucket challenge, the licking ice cream and putting it back challenge, and all other challenges…it exists….and this is the best one so far.

I mean I didn’t look to find other ones, they are likely all over the porn sites, but an ass, some hot sauce…..works for me…simplistic in it’s attention seeking.

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2019

08

Jul

Bella Thorne Spread Pussy of the Day

Bella Thorne Pussy Spread Bikini

Bella Thorne is a slimy looking rich kid from Disney, who has turned her life around to become an “entity” in and of herself…thanks to Disney signing her up, promoting her to all the perverts into Disney as they do, that Minnie Mouse bitch, what a whore in that provocative outfit…

So, thanks to social media, she’s not a personality, outside of her life changing roles, and a lot of her personality is being loud and annoying, because that’s how you get noticed, that energy that kills in auditions, the other part of it is getting fake tits and showing them off without doing straight up porn, cuz that forces you out of the mainstream pay checks, and into the porn / cam girl / patreon world…when the real money is in the mainstream…so keep talking to people about being slutty…and be slutty…but don’t masturbate on instagram…just pretend to…in a rub my pussy / lick my fingers that is going on right here…

Keep your slutty strategic girls…

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2019

08

Jul

Michelle Monaghan Anal Sex Position of the Day

Michelle Monaghan Anal Sex Position

Michelle Monaghan….

I never watched Lost…so this lost in the wilderness in a bathing suit with no beach…just for the sake of being in a bathing suit for social media….does nothing for me…

But I do this for you man…and I know you committed to that show like so many people did and this was the hot chick on the show…which is the key to success of any show….you need the hot chicks…and even when they aren’t hot…if they are the only girl on the show they slowly become the hot chick of the show…since we are all perverts and sexualize everyone…and everything…

Michelle Monaghan Anal Sex Position

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2019

08

Jul

Sarah Hyland Pussy From the Back of the Day

Sarah Hyland See Through

Sarah Hyland is staying relevant by posting a sheer dress in the sunlight…all backlit and high concept. Not bad for a rich dying girl with a genetic disease that has given her more than one Kidney like she was Stevie Wonder…

I guess when you spend your days on social media, noticing hot girls doing half naked shit and getting attention for it, it’s only a matter of time before they end up trying it out themselves, especially when they are celebs who love attention and who spend their lives fighting to get in front of people, when all they need to do is this kind of content…slutty always wins, even with the weirdos who have spent their lives on TV making millions…what they want is what all the insta THOTS got…and it’s pretty easy to get….just get NUDE or “nude-ish”…


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Sarah Hyland See Through

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2019

08

Jul

Sarah McDaniel and Julia Rose Get Naked of the Day

Sarah McDaniel got new tits, here she is with Julia Rose

Sarah McDaniel is better known as KROTCHY, who was some funny girl with two colored eyes who went viral on the internet a few years ago. The blogs loved her….

Well as it turns out, she’s still got two different colored eyes, but she’s also got the worst fucking fake tits every.. There are bolt ons, but there are bolt ons by a drunk blind guy….she’s got the latter…

I get it, girls want big tits for attention, or for their career and big tits help, but there is nothing worse than shitty fake tits.

I would take lopsided saggy, soft to the touch, real tits over soccer ball, US WOMEN’s soccer with their equal pay cries….up stapled to her damn chest…

The girl Julia Rose is another IG whore who does premium snapchat, patreon, etc for pay…and runs a slutty IG account with pics of her friends…but you can barely see or notice her next to Krotchy’s monster implants on some Frankenstein kick…

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2019

08

Jul

Sarah Michelle Gellar Pussy Print of the Day

Sarah Michelle Gellar Pussy Print

Sarah Michelle Gellar getting slutty on Instagram…because that is what women seem to be coded to do, not just on instagram but in all aspects of their life, it is how they get ahead, even when they pretend it’s not, and I think that it is a glorious thing, at least when the women doing it aren’t fat…even though nowadays fat girls are using their sex appeal to perverts and fetishists alike to get what they want out of men…and I guess so are old moms, like Sarah Michelle Gellar…BUFFY to you fan boy nerd fucks who are still around from that era cuz you’re too scared to kill yourself like you probably should…

I figure at any age, a slutty pic for likes to feel more desired or validated is perfectly socially acceptable behavior…if you’re skinny enough and Sarah Michelle Gellar or SMG as she prefers to be called is pulling it off….despite all the odds being against her…and by all odds, I mean no odds, she’s old but she’s also rich and famous…so she can overcome.

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2019

08

Jul

Shay Mitchell Pregnancy of the Day

Shay Mitchell Pregnant

Shay Mitchell is a pretty clever rich kid who got into acting thanks to being a rich kid. First she made it from her mansion in West Vancouver…a rich neighborhood…to Toronto…where she got cast in Degrassi….where she may or may not have had sex with Drake….then she moved onto Hollywood, leaving Canada behind as these people do once they officially make it in the big leagues of America…which Pretty Little Liars was….and sh was able to build out and grow a massive social media reach because of it..

In being enterprising or current or smart she decided that was a good thing to focus on in her acting downtime, becoming an “Influencer” means controlling her content and imag whil getting all kinds of money for brand deals..all while going on all kinds of epic trips because that is what these people do…

So she does well for herself, and is now knocked up by another Canadian who used to be a VJ on Much Music…because I guess she had a childhood crush on him, or maybe Canadians in America stick together….or maybe this is just how love and building families work…I don’t know, I just know she’s got a nice tan in her bikini and despite finding pregnancy gross, I like what it does to tits, before the breast feeding is done and the titties deflate…

Yes, my life is one big tit joke, a simplistic tit joke no on laughs at.

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Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2019

08

Jul

Sydney Sweeney Bikini of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Still Hot bikini

Sydney Sweeney is hot…or the hottest young starlet out there right now thanks to her new show…and by hottest I mean sh’s got huge fucking tits on her small frame..it’s great fun to look at…

Her show is called Euphoria…based on an Israeli show that I guess presents young people how we like to think they are…slutty on the internet, slutty in school, slutty on dating apps, slutty on the streets…everyone fucking everyone…and in last night’s episode Sydney Sweeney had an orgasm while rubbing up on a carousel at the fair…

Sydney Sweeney Orgasm

One character on the show is trans…not Sydney Sweeney…she is not the trans girl…but there is a trans girl and I saw that people only realized last night was trans, thanks to her flashing her trans tits….so when she had her weird gay anal sex they thought she was just having regular sex…despite the penis in her panties…reminding me that people watch TV while on their phones…idiots..

Not that we care about the trans girl, and the trans girl’s surprisingly big tits for a dude….

We care about Sydney Sweeney …barely…but she’s a refreshing new set of tits from the entertainment industry, and in an era of tits everywhere, you can never have too much tit, proven by the abundance of tit Sydney Sweeney has.


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Posted in:SFW|Sydney Sweeney

2019

08

Jul

Woman Moons Gay Protestors and Other Videos of the Day

Woman in Bra VS VIdeographer

Woman Gets Knocked Out at the Tropicana

Woman Eats Cockroach – Then Eats Bug Spray and Ends up in Hospital

Cobra in Scooter Engine

Pizza Deliver Dude Gets Soaked on Fourth of July

Toddler Smoke and Keeps it Funny

Boulder VS Tanker

Hydraulic Robot Arm Bowling

Woman Sips from Multiple Bottles of Soda and Puts it Back on Shelf

Eating Fire

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

08

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

While you spent the weekend trying to strategize on how to get a girl pregnant so that you’ll never be alone anymore, because you are just so lonely and all you crave is a woman you can love and who loves you enough to start a family….by watching hardcore throat fucking porn and buying dirty bathwater from weirdo nerd fetishists off the internet….

I was trying to integrate wearing a helmet everywhere I went so that everyone thinks I’m retarded and leave you alone when you do weird shit at the mall…like masturbate in changing rooms…to women’s discount shoes…or whatever…it is you’re into..

A productive weekend to say the least…

Here are some morning links…

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Female Pole Vault Team Hot
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Littl Kid Brings Home a Dead Squirrel…
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Rich Pedophile Gets Taken Down
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Barking Bird…
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Garbage Truck Eats Garbage Can
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Two Nuns Stole 5k and Ran Off to Vegas
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Live Action MULAN no one asked for
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WuTang Clan Gets Biopic..
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Fireworks Ignite in Car
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The Mars Home
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Milian in a Bikini – CHRISTINA MILIAN
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Key Ring Bear Trap
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British Couple Film Seagull Eat a Rat…
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TOP RATED DEVICE RIGHT HERE TO TOP RATE FUCK YOU UP…
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