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2019

04

Jul

Fourth of July Erotica of the Day

American Themed Bikini Pics is 99 precent what being American about…

Like apple pie, canned beer, hot dogs and fireworks…the American bikini photoshoot to post on social media a day before Fourth of July so that it’s out there by Fourth of July…so that people know you love the USA with your tits….as much as you love an excuse to show your tits…since your tits are responsible for all good things in your life…

American Bikini whores are as American as all you whining motherfuckers who complain about such useless shit, like you’ve got no real problems, because you don’t have real problems, you’re American and thus better than the rest of us, yet you still complain all fucking day about various trials and tribulations…like racism, immigrants, your own president…instead of just doing what matters….which is getting half naked in bikinis….to show your pride…and tits…mainly your tits…cuz we don’t buy your patriotism you click bait seeking cunt.

Alicia Arden

Blanca Blanco celebrating her citizenship

Here’s Phoebe

Here’s some Donna D’Errico on her comeback tour thanks to fake asses, fake faces and lipo suction…out here living that American dream…

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2019

04

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Naked of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is naked with here arms up so that you don’t see her young tits looking like dumpy mom tits….

She’s a massive person, over 6 feet tall, probably 200 pounds….a little more Baldwin than Bassinger…

She’s doing this whole naked on the internet for attention weirdness that isn’t as naked of vulgar as I’d like it to be….but she is the girl who was called a little pig by her dad who is an asshole in and of itself….setting the tone to how she was probably treated as a kid…before growing up in a world where she had full potential to be anything but instead just sort of self destructed and failed….only to bring the nudes to try to win it back….to be that Bassinger she wants to be…but is just an overall disappointment.

I think she needs to look into a better strategy, maybe get a manager, I can help her achieve her American dream, even though she’s rich and already living it…

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2019

04

Jul

Rachel McCord Tits Out in a Photoshoot of the Day

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The only thing interesting about this American dream – that is more of a nightmare – Rachel McCord – is that her tits are out in a photoshoot she’s coordinated of herself with the paparazzi….

But I guess it’s also kind of funny that Rachel McCord isn’t even the famous sister, who I guess is barely famous, but who was on TV….she’s thee tag on, the latch on, the “Oh Annalynne is Moving to LA, I’m going with her” one….and she has never had a career, never been in anything, but she’s still out here pretending to work with her tits out for attention. It is kind of weird.

Hungry and eager behavior you’d expect from a girl trying to make it….or desperate behavior from on who never quite made it, or once made it then lost it. Both very similar things with two totally different motivations…weird.

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2019

04

Jul

Katharine McPhee Topless of the Day

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Katharine McPhee is still on her honeymoon with her very fucking rich Grandfather, who I guess is also her mentor and the reason she will never have to work again in her life…

In being on her Honeymoon, the Vaginaplasty cuz her shit was too meaty, American idol starlet who no one cares about, decided to bust out her tits, cuz she’s got great tits, and is in Europe…and can bust out the great tits I am sure she always wants to bust out cuz she’s got great tits…without coming across as shameless…especially now that she doesn’t need to be shameless, she’s got the rich guy footing the pill well into his diaper wearing days….and life must be good for her…except that their sex may or may not smell of old man rot / mothballs…but I’ll assume rich guys like David Foster on on all kinds of hormones to stay young so that they can bust nut on these great titties….doing that whole EURO thing.

I’m into it.

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2019

04

Jul

Chrissy Teigen Sloppy Tits of the Day

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I saw these Chrissy Teigen spilling out of a bikini in ways that should have inspired her to wear a snow suit or Burkini….just old, fat, drunk, mom tit spilling everywhere….and I find it hard to believe people find this hot, but then I remember that people have no taste, and see a big gross tit, and get excited no matter what trash it is implanted on.

I don’t like Chrissy Teigen. I don’t think she’s a refreshing voice on social media. I don’t think she should have seen a surge in her career as a host because of her social media….I just see a bored sex worker who found a wallet to fuck and fully commit to…in order to get him to marry her cuz of her loyalty and her willingness to let him fuck Kanye….without the pre-nup.

I think Twitter rants and her controversy the mainstream embraced was all tactical…and the only good times she brought anyone was when she was drunk on pills and we thought she may kill herself. I was ready for that…but then all of a sudden she’s getting jobs of her own…attending all thee events…thinking she was a legit hollywood wife….rather than the aged car show model she was destined to be…it’s weird.

She once hit me up to tell me I was funny, then I did a post about how fat she was, and she turned on me calling me a rapist or some shit….in a typical egotistical trash who knows she’s trash and likes to trash talk other people but can’t handle being trash talked way. That alone represented all you need to know about the pig, her pig life and times, and unfortunately no one has taken her out to the slaughterhouse yet…but I am sure there will be a time she takes herself out…you know when she officially snaps…and that will be a good time for America…maybe it will allow them to focus on voices and opinions they should listen to…rather than the voice or opinion of a woman who married a rich guy and worked as a fake titty model for a decade…like who cares what she fucking thinks…she’s merely just a set of tits…how did that get distorted or become her being an Op-ed piece…

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2019

04

Jul

Alexandra Smelova Naked Again of the Day

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Alexandra Smelova is the kind of girl who gets naked a lot – in her quest for feminism, as most Russian or Eastern Bloc women do….because sex workers make more than doctors do in their countries, and getting naked is fun, no big deal and a bit of a thrill….not because she’s actually a feminist trying for the advancement of women…but because she’s a self serving asshole in the quest of trying to advance herself.

Whenever I read her name…..Alexandra Smelova….SMELLOVA….I think….does she smell all over, is she a smell lover, how bad would you want to smell her all over, or at least her panties….which to me makes me think she’s in the right line of “work”…doing what she was destined to do…in a cream rises to the top kind of way.

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2019

04

Jul

Charli XCX Titty Grab of the Day

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Charli XCX is not American, but she is trying to mooch off your culture, your society, and all the opportunity it provides her, like some border jumping Mexican, only British.

She is not hot, her music is shit, but she has tits she uses in her marketing and we like tits, even IMMIGRANT tits….but more so when they are desperate for the Green Card, not when they already have one as they have worked the system proper…cuz they have less use for us that way.

Here she is.

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2019

04

Jul

Hailey Baldwin Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is a god loving American on the Fourth of July, being all modest by the standards set by her peers, because unlike her peers she is not naked or in a thong bikini crawling around….she is in a dress….only showing 25 perceent of her tit..not all of her tit.

This is what Church goers dress like when they are vapid rich kids with no souls – trying to make it, but decided to marry a rich guy who popped her cherry instead….why work! Even though what she does isn’t work.

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2019

04

Jul

Peeping Tom Caught masturbating and Other Videos of the Day

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Weird Fight

Free Salt!

Tranny Drinking Mouth Wash

Finger Nails of the Day

Volcano Erruption

Car Forgets Handbrake

Drunken Boat Rage

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2019

04

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It is the fourth of July so prepare for all the slutty American Flag content that all the shameless whores are putting out there, but that they’ve probably already put out there on the 3rd, to give media outlets some lead time to pick up on their shamelessness they pretend isn’t shamelessness, even though they are all shameless.

Happy FOURTH you perverts.

It’s the American dream or some shit…

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

Just Some Masturbating In Public
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Malaysian Army Man Tames Snake – CRAZY
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London Pickpockets Caught On Camera Stealing Purse
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Kim Jong Un’s elite bodyguards run next to his car thanks to a Clint Eastwood movie
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Anti Nesting Spikes Don’t Work
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Pepper Spray Climate Protestors…
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Escalor Fail
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Alex Morgan VS the UK…
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Bill and Ted 3…
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Some Naked Playboy Chick’s Pussy
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THIS IS FOR THE AMERICAN DREAM….
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