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2019

01

Jul

Elizabeth Hurley Topless of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley is 100 years old, but that won’t stop her from whoring out in a bikini…because whoring out in a bikini as she does…because we live in an era where old ladies are given the opportunity to take slutty selfies….thanks to cellphone technology and connectivity…

If you’ve ever seen an old person trying to deal with Facebook, you know what I mean, but this is the bikini version of that…girl doesn’t know what the hell she’s doing, but she knows getting half naked has consistently been good to her…so why should it end…maybe cuz she’s 100…but with age comes dementia and delusions…and really she knows we are all perverts….and her core audience will appreciate…so appreciate.

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2019

01

Jul

Josephine Skriver Pride Tits of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is celebrating PRIDE because her dad is a biologist, and by biologist I mean a queer…and her mom, the donor egg is a lesbian, so this is like the only event that reminds her of her family dynamic – in being more than just a science experiment…

Josephine Skriver is genetically modified…was created in a lab by her biologist father…in what I would call a reverse Abortion…you know TWO HEARTS / TWO SOULS / TWO LIVES only instead of ripping the parasite out of you, they create the parasite in a test tube….place it in a surrogate….the way you GOD intended it…because if you can create a baby in a test tube, why bother fucking, no more STDs..and girl can be designed to be hot like this… AWESOME.

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Here she is in some magazine, you can see the rest HERE

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2019

01

Jul

Bruna Marquezine Nipple of the Day

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Bruna Reis Maia is a 23 year old who goes by the name Bruna Marquezine….

She is a Brazilian actress – which means she may or may not be born a man, as most brazilian babes are…it’s a cultural thing like the Samoans or Polynesians, when they have too many sons and need to allocate one to the house work…where the women belong…

Anyway, she began working on television as a child, child star, and is best known for her role from a Brazilian telenovela called Women In Love…sounds pervy

But not as PERVY as her outfit…nipples out to make it in AMERICA…

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2019

01

Jul

Bella Thorne Bikini Erotica of the Day

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This dude Bella Thorne fucks looks like a little queer…but I guess the deal of masculinity and the American male has made everyone a hairless trans, at least the dudes, while the chicks have all grown out their hair and man the fuck up – with their crass humor, their porn watching, their empowerment…and the whole thing is gross…despite be being a voyeur and loving every tit I see….even Disney shit like Bella Thorne all over exposed and the fucking worst.

In other Bella Thorne is vulgar and gross, but other women think is open and honest and empowering, news….she wants you all to know she’s finally got rid of that Yeast Infection and the burning itch that comes with it…from having a dirty fucking pussy…thanks to not showering and looking like a disgusting greasy mess…

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2019

01

Jul

Bebe Rexha Bikini Body of the Day

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Here is Bebe Rexha….too fat to be a popstar – but not in this ERA of fat chicks can do anything they want to…

She’s also old….too old to be a popstar – but not in this ERA of old chicks not realizing they’re old…

But she realizes that she needs to sexualize herself, and what better way to do that than some bikini whoring with bikini selfies…from a distance…through a mirror…so that there are layers between us and her cellulite…so thanks for that…

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2019

01

Jul

Avril Lavigne Tits Out of the Day

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Avril Lavigne got some fucking tits, and when you try not to think about Nickelback cumming all over them, in some terrible fireworks show that ended in marriage, they aren’t so bad.

You see, it is Canada Day here, which is a celebration of all things Canada, and luckily for you Avril Lavigne fans, and I know you’re out there, because I’ve been forced to follow her career, Canada sort of embraces their stars who make it in America and SHOVE THEM DOWN OUR THROATS relentlessly…so that I can sit here and sing “Skater Boy to You” despite never intentionally listening to it, always hating it, and thinking it was really the death of Skateboarding as a cool sport, which it was…it became mall brand shit…and she was mall brand pop….acting like a punk…real confusing…

So I’ve hated her all these years…but the tits, on Canada Day being unleashed..shit…where were those hiding? I guess the perpetual teen full of angst has hit puberty…

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2019

01

Jul

Sexy Dance and Other Videos of the Day

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Bike Thief of the day

Short Circuit at the Fireworks Factory

The Neighbor’s Domestic Violence

Naked Tourist of the Day

Amusement Rid Fail

TOW FAIL

Fat Guy on the Baggag Carusel

Trudeau Left Hanging!

Woman Fakes an Illness while Partner Tries to Steal Gun

Woman Trying to Get on a Slow Moving TRain

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2019

01

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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So as it turns out, Pride month is over, so you can go back to hating homosexuals because they make it impossible for you to go to they gym, due to their shower and steam room masturbation, forcing you to refuse to be fodder for their orgasms, forcing you to sit at home eating on the couch to the point of morbid obesity with no hetero place to do fitness, so that you aren’t a sexual object to them…

It also turns out that it is Canada Day, the pre-Fourth of July day, where the population is forced to eat beaver and drink maple syrup while singing Celine Dion songs, watching the PAM ANDERSON sex tape, and debating whether Jim Carrey or Eugene Levy or Matin Short is the funniest Canadian….

I would do all Canadian posts today, but I’m from the French side, we don’t fuck with patriotism like that.

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Ass of the Day
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Kelly Gale – Sloppy Tits
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Teen Mail Boat Jumpers is a Job
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Sophie Turner Got Married
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Competitive Eater VS Pizza
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Antifa Meltdown When Being Detained
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Antifa Beat Elderly man with Crowbar…
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Ladder on Highway Causes Crash
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Dude Slapped So hard he Knocked Himself Out…
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Zoo Escape Drill with Man in Polar Bear Outfit
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BJ Penn Brawling Outside a Strip Club
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Fleas with Giant Penises Invade Homes
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Kidnapper chooses Off Duty Cop
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Alligator Knocks Out Trapper
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Zoe Kravitz Got Married
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2019

28

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Do you report a soccer coach you see showing his tween team his penis or assume that is a normal drill since soccer is queer?

Do you report the young girls walking around in tube tops with no bras to their dads? Or do their dads like that their daughters are walking around tits out? Or have they just given up knowing that they will always lose to instagram….

Do you grow out your cell phone horn so god damn big you can fuck bitches with it…

Do you quit social media and make a huge announcement about it on social media, only to come back to social media a few days later as you struggle with your social media addiction.

Do you have a Bike Short Fetish? Even when the bike shorts are on an Old Lady Tanning Topless in the Park….taking selfies of herself?

So many questions that don’t matter….

Tyra Banks Thinks She’s Rihanna’s Twin
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British Popstar Pokies
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Olivia Munn and her Legs
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Steve Adler of GNR Not Dead
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Izabel Goulart in Bikini
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Kitty Facial Massage
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Rachel McCord Pink Thong Panties
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Everything Streaming on TV in JUly
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Kelly Gale – Big Tits
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Ice Tsunami
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Crazy Fucking Baptism
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Man VS Scientologists Recruiting New Suckers…
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Kim K Got Khloe a Tribute to Black COCK
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BBQ Goes BOOM
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Bar Stool Sports Guy Eats his Words about Calling a Chick a Slut…
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RV Launches into Ferry…
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Race Reverse Start Fail
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John Voight on Alyssa Milano
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The Spiderman Premiere
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Too Rushed to Look Behind Him
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Jake Gyllenhaal Sucks.
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Toy Story Criticized for Anti Feminsm Disablism and having No Blacks…
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Bernie Sanders in First Class
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Ozzy and Sharon VS TRUMP
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From the Forum

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Sarah Hyland – Caught leaving a gym in Los Angeles
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Camila Mendes – With Reggie
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Sam Faiers – On vacation
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Dua Lipa at an Event
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Chanel Westcoast in a bikini in Miami
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Alicia Vikander Hot
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Riley Keough’s Got Some Ears
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Nina Dobrev at an Event..
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Malin Akerman Legs
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Hailee Steinfeld Weird Face
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Miranda Kerr Pregnant Again
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Lucy Hale in Leggings
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Olivia Munn Legs
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From stepSMUT!!

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The 18 Second Man
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Some Celebrity Sex Tape Leak
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Maria’s Sheer Outfit
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Pierced Playboy Tits..
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Public Displays of Affection…
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Sina Bachor
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Quick Big Titty Car Flash
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Needle Piercing Fat Pussy
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Reddit Amateur of the Day
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Chubby Sluts
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Naked with the Lil Tits
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Some Silly Big Tits
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Booty in a Yellow Dress
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WOKEN BY THE SQUIRT
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ADVANCED LEVEL FISTER
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Skin Colored Nipples
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Hot Spread Ass
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Moving THAT booty
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Worst 1 NightStand Ever
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Fight Compilation You Sick Fucks
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Peeing JOGGER
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Glory HOLe Peer Pressure
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BUSTY Tits by the Pool
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Slutty Selfies
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Sex Move of the Day
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Solid Body Misbehaving
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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2019

28

Jun

Josephine Skriver is in the Pool of the Day

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Just thought you should know…

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