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2019

28

Jun

Miley Cyrus Masturbating Before her Concert of the Day

Miley Cyrus is a solid cocktease…and here she is cockteasing….even though she’s not the worst cocktease, seeing as we’ve seen her vagina multiple times..nice girl…who figured out sex sells, especially when you’re a Disney Kid from a very famous show many perverts watch….it was the cable TV days…

Miley understands what the kids are up to, the exposing of their life, the most intimate moments, because they don’t care about privacy, grew up on porn, and documenting their most intimate moments and body gets more likes, since we are all a bunch of masturbating perverts…the people in the pics and the people looking at the pics…all perverts like a bunch of fucking primates with lip fillers…RIP HURAMBE….

Miley is them, speaks to them, represents them….all to make money off them…

POINT BEING…

Miley is pretending to masturbate, by actually masturbating, to demonstrate her excitement like a retard at the public pool, it’s all to be silly and generate hype, and it worked…and instagram won’t delete her smut….making it the latest in Free cam sites!!

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2019

28

Jun

Izabel Goulart Thong of the Day

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I don’t know how I feel about Izabel Goulart’s ass in a thong, it doesn’t look as great as I’d want it to look, it kinda looks long and old, misshapen even, because you can’t fucking trick the aging process that hard, eventually you become the old lady in a thong, who thinks she can pull off the thong cuz of all her endorphines from her fitness and starvation telling her otherwise….

The fact is that her ass is long and old, and deflated, but it’s not sad cuz she’s won at life by American standards….which as a poor hot Brazilian chick is probably pretty mental…

Here she is in a thong anyway…

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2019

28

Jun

Tea Tairovic Serbian Nudes of the Day

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Tea Tairovic is some serbian girl and she’s naked like a cam girl, sex worker, human trafficker….whatever…but presents herself as a singer…cuz none of these whores like to admit they are whores!

I’ve never heard of her, but I don’t spend much time on the dark internet porn sites familiarizing myself with Serbian cam girls…who may be famous in other aspects of life….but the key piece of information you need to know when seeing this is that legitimate jobs in Russian-like countries pay shit, even doctors and lawyers get paid shit, while sex work makes bank….

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2019

28

Jun

Olivia Wilde COCKBURN hard nipples of the Day

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Olivia Wilde COCKBURN is out there showing you her vagina in a one-piece….a vagina that probably will make any cock burn…..some may think it will make thee cock burn with desire…but I think it’s more an Actors in Hollywood have HERPES…and herpes, especially in salt water, like that sizzle…

Mom in a bathing suit, whatever….but when it’s Olivia Wilde it is better, cuz I’ve seen her in movies and don’t hate her for any reason other than her changing her name from Cockburn to Wilde…like Oscar Wilde….while still retaining some imagery of her being wild…and exciting…when cockburn is just so much more visual….

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2019

28

Jun

Iskra Lawrence Bikini of the Day

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I first thought this was a picture of Iskra Lawrence naked with her rolls out…but luckily she is clothed…just not clothed enough for any self respecting pervert who takes an old school approach to fat chicks…in that you must use them at 3 am when they are lingering the bar desperate to get fucked because they know drunk dudes are all that want them….because in being old school…white women were too scared to fuck black dudes and totally had no idea of the opportunity available to them.

I do find celebrating a fat chick to be bad for society as a whole, or as a HOLE you can only find if you throw flour at the bitch…

I think that with Obesity and how it puts a strain on our medical system and society as a whole…while giving big pharma customers cuz of chronic illness, and bringing big food brands customers addicted to their processed shit…it’s all designed without HUMANITY involved….for profit shit.

Not to mention, fat girls are huge consumers cuz they need to work, unlike hot chicks who have dudes pay the rent for them….so make them think there is hope and have them buy your XXL panties to try to feel sexy even though they know they aren’t…

Iskra Lawrence, is just milking a trend, she wasn’t even fat to begin with, but was keen to become a model and realized CARB loading was the way…so here she is…CARB LOADING her way to the top by sexualizing her massive fat gross ass….and the sick thing in all of this, besides everything I already mentioned, is that you like it…

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2019

28

Jun

Ashley James Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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I don’t know who Ashley James is, but I see her shitty paparazzi bikini pics around and I don’t think anything of it…

But as it turns out, she’s in a dress showing big cleavage and I’m compelled to put it up.

I am sure there are nudes of her all over the internet, she just looks like that type…

And this is what I end up posting.

I am so weird….

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2019

28

Jun

Lily Mo Sheen Topless of the Day

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I think it is safe to say that this is definitely not Lily Mo Sheen….

This is definitely not the sequel to the nude flashing titty video I had to remove due to her lawyers.

This is just some other shit circulating on reddit, in an era of so many fucking tits out there, that it could really be anyone.

Girls…all girls…do shit like this, have pics like this, it’s hard to make sense of it or know who is who…until the lawyers email me to take it down again..

Then we will know for sure whether it is Kate Bekinsale and Charlie Sheen’s kid doing typical college girl shit…or just some other brown haired girl…since they all look the same…

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2019

28

Jun

Jennifer Lopez White Leggings of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is out here getting her fit old ass grabbed by her man A.Rod, who unlike J.Lo is doughy and fat as a retired overpaid athlete should be, but his woman, who could be old and fat too, has decided to write a different story for herself…

In keeping fit, spending so much time and money on being fit, trying to remain hot, to remain relevant, by leveraging the popstar, actress, producer, mogul who has manipulated the latin audience by exploiting her hispanic roots, creating a loyal following, that feeds her ego, like her overpaid chef who has her on a strict diet so she doesn’t age feeds her….which allows her to continue earning, even if she doesn’t need to earn, it feels good on her ego…

With that and vanity, comes a body that she clearly invests a lot of time and energy into…and it’s better than what other 50 year olds look like, even if it stresses me out looking at it, cuz girl should fucking chill the fuck out and cruise instead of trying to prove some shit, like 75 year olds can still be hot stage shows…

She is in workout clothes, which are pornographic in and of their own right….so stare.

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2019

28

Jun

Gabrielle Union Bikini of the Day

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Gabrielle Union is in a bikini because she survived a violent rape…in an era when not everyone was raped….or could relate to rape…you know when rape was a big deal, and not some passing thing that every college girl has decided has happened to them, because they had sex while drunk once, making it about them, and totally disrespecting those who actually have been raped….

When she was 19, she was attacked and raped at her part-time job at a Payless shoe store by a robber. She sued Payless for negligence, because that the store failed to warn employees about the assailant, who had been positively identified robbing another Payless location prior to her rape….taking ownership on that rape…and cashing it the fuck in.

Allowing her to also take ownership on her bikini body, in her 40s now, a new mom thanks to a surrogate, so that the pussy doesn’t get blown out, even if it looks blown out…

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2019

28

Jun

Top 10 Instagram Tits of the Day

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The one thing I take away from social media is something most people have taken away from social media…even the people who are participating in social media and guilty of what I have noticed about social media and that is that people are self involved, narcissistic weirdos, totally self absorbed and disconnected from each other, but very into showing off, whether it is things, travel or tits….and thanks to society being perverted, those exhibitionists get that reward, that like, that dopamine…

So that there’s amble tits on social media from whores just happy showing off their tits…

Here are 10 of them.

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