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2019

27

Jun

Sara Sampaio Lingerie of the Day

Sara Sampaio is the Fisherman’s Daughter straight from the mean streets of the Portuguese Fishing community she’s from, rocking her instagram like a low level instagrammer, using that ass, that could be a photoshopped ass for likes, even though she’s already signed up with the big brand all these whores want to be associated with,because that big brand clearly pays incentive bonuses for the added social media hype the pre-purchased social media post get….

She doesn’t have a #AD up in here, so call the FCC, this immigrant on your property is breaking all the advertising rules..unless being on payroll by the brand is the loop hole – those sneaky fucks…with their lawyers who know all the rules..

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2019

27

Jun

Scout Taylor Compton Nudes of the Day

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[IMAAGES REMOVED AT THE REQUEST OF HER AGENCY – HER PUBLICIST – THEIR LEGAL TEAM – CONFIRMING ANY SEX TAPE YOU SEE OF HER – IS IN FACT DEFINITELY NOT HER ]

It is safe to say that these are actual nudes of Scout Taylor Compton , because she is pretty low level famous, and the leaked nudes are a tactic.

I will know for sure, if my friend at the leaked nude law firm they all use ask me to remove the images because it’s a trend.

For the sake of argument, it may not be SCOUT TAYLOR COMPTON, because we don’t even know who that is, it could be anyone, as all girls…EVERY SINGLE girl has pics like this of themselves…

Now SCOUT TAYLOR COMPTON, who this may or may not be, is 30, was in the 2007 Halloween and a bunch since…her dad was a mortician…and she’s done a bunch of other shit no one noticede until today…when her spread vagina may or may not have hit the internet…

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2019

27

Jun

Yanet Garcia Slutty Weather Girl of the Day

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YANET GARCIA is what America TV is missing…a Weather Girl who doubles as an instagram booty model who likes to show off her booty…because not all cultures are uptight fucks who cry misogyny when men stare at a hot half naked chick…which is what would happen the second they replace Lester Holt with a big busty bikini bitch…the liberal feminists would go fucking mental….they would have protests people….which is why NBC is losing eyeballs to Instagram….cuz they aren’t capitalizing on the fact that America is full of sluts, producing free slut content on social media, dying for that mainstream stamp of approval or job to legitimize them, but being ignored because CNN wants to be taken seriously and non offensive…

You Americans are sitting on a gold mine of talent – cheap and easy talent already being jerked off to by many….but you’re not utilizing that talent like other cultures are….because you’re dumb.

Based on the success of social media, it is safe to say what the people actually WANT. TITTIES and ASS! Nothing else matters.

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2019

27

Jun

Brooke Burke Hard Nipples of the Day

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Brooke Burke may be 100 years old and she may be some overly fit, under-fed, zombie looking bitch….that is scary to most men who fear musculature, low fat, flappy old skin, and bulging veins….but she has committed her life to her bikini body…with her bolt on tits…that you can see are hard nippled….and she’s still bringing it…which means that she’s got a serious passion for it….or maybe she just doesn’t have any other skills, or know how, like seeing an old farmer still out there working the fields….at 90….knowing he will die out there….only with more bolt on tits…

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2019

27

Jun

Sydney Sweeney is Hot of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is the hottest thing in Hollywood – thanks to her massive tits that Barry Levinson’s son has been putting into his new show that he stole from Israel about slutty teens in what I guess is his rendition of how kids behave….nothing too surprising if you’ve spent anytime on the internet or social media.

Barry Levinson, for those who don’t know, was a superstar writer / director / known for Rain Man, Bugsy, Good Mornign Vietnam, etc….which made it VERY hard for his son to come through with this modern Young Adult Fiction with a proven track record in another country….oh if only your dad was a superstar…the opportunities you’d have to at least pay for the cocaine for all the hot chicks who want to fuck you to get to your dad, cuz I wouldn’t be bothering trying to launch my own shows, I’d just ride the dad wave and reap all the rewards….

Either way, Sydney Sweeney and her great tits…are the future of Hollywood.

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2019

27

Jun

Ashley Greene Brought Out her Tits and Mutant Face of the Day

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Ashley Greene is one of those actresses that never rally hit, she was like an influencer before influencers existed, on that Olivia Culpo hustle, where she got some hype from being in a viral video, which in her case was TWILIGHT SAGA, that she amplified by fucking a Jonas brother, whilst pretending to be abstinent, even though anyone with eyes saw through that purity ring angle, knowing that any florida Trash like Ashley Greene sucked a lot of dick to get where she got….

It was a different era, when spreading your asshole on the internet wasn’t accepted behavior, and when fucking as a teen was something the media pretended didn’t happen, before social media blew that theory up with all the free porn, making everyone a fucking pervert…

Well, she’s out there with her tits out, and her mangled face on, and it’s not as exciting as it should be..

Posted in:Ashley Greene|SFW

2019

27

Jun

Olivia Munn is in Women’s Health of the Day

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Olivia Munn is in some bootleg magazine all thee low level idiots looking for attention are in calleed Women’s Health, which I don’t think is affiliated with Men’s Health…

I can assume her number one tip is to try to seduce men to get ahead, use your tits as an invitation that they either buy into, or they misread, only for her to call them out for being creeps…perverts….#metoo…if it makes sense for her overall plan of being famous….and getting attention.

You know, this bitch does ANYTHING she can to get noticed, from false rape allegations, to tricking nerds into thinking she will fuck them, or that she even has the same interests as them…to FLYING TO MONTREAL TO STAGE PAPARAZZI PICS when they were filming Xmen or some shit…so that the media would hype her up for being in Xmen to put the heat on the Xmen people to put her in the movie…despite sucking.

She is straight fucking trash.

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2019

27

Jun

45 Year Old Alanis Morisette Pregnant in a Bikini of the Day

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45 Year Old Alanis Moriesette Pregnant – That is disgusting.

I didn’t find Canada’s own – Alanis Moriesette – hot when she was at the peak of her career…in fact I used to make fun of my childhood best friend when I found her CD in his room and he tried to pretend his sister left it in his room…in a what the fuck was your sister doing in your room, you fucking incest sister fucker who listens to Alanis Morisette music….hopefully not during the incest…because JAGGED LITTLE PILL wasn’t recorded for that…it was recorded to allow this bitch to make enough money to breed into her fucking 50s like some kind of freak..

The whole thing…disturbing…

Keep it in your pants Brigette Neilsen wannabe fuck.

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2019

27

Jun

Katharine McPhee Fat Ass in Leggings in Crisis of the Day

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Katharine McPhee is out here with her ass in leggings, looking better than her ass in a bikini, cuz thee fabric of these performance pants suck her the fuck in.

Clearly she is trying to track down her sugar daddy, who thanks to his dementia is lost…trying to find his way home…it’s a panic.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…I am a huge fan of Katharine McPhee’s leaked nudes that involved pics of her recovery, probably intended for her doctor, after vaginalplasty..

A girl willing to cut off her labia, for comfort, insecurity, to please an old rich man who is eccentric and doesn’t fuck with meaty pussy….brilliant…

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2019

27

Jun

Liza Gladkaya Titties of the Day

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I am only posting these pics of Liza Gladkaya, some random no name model who is probably not legally allowed to claim she’s a model, because having your pic taken, no matter how hard your posing in your cheesy fucking poses, does’t make you a fucking model…even if you tell people you are….

I am only posting these pics of Liza Gladkaya, because of the tits….you see…because I love tits.

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