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2019

29

May

Gisele Bundchen Tits for Vogue of the Day

Gisele…someone I’ve always thought was a Brazilian trans who catered to Victoria’s Secret’s needs because she never got her period – so no BLACK OUT DATES….and who catered to TOM BRADY’S needs, cuz pro athletes are queer and shower together in some gay fucking brotherhood, so having a hot chick with a dick satisfied him enough to start that family…with that fake pregnancy bump….to perpetuate their lie…

They are really fucking rich and really rich people are weird…

She’s out there for Vogue, doing the luxury surfer thing that she does, because I guess she’s Brazilian and they surf….all oiled up and looking fit and hot because I guess Men age better than Woman…or something…

She’s looking good to me and I don’t think she ever looked good. I guess my old makes me easier to please, less judgemental…and menopause isn’t a bad thing cuz she’s that old – assuming she’s not TRANS…which I don’t assume…but in either case you can cum in her…and that’s pretty alright.

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2019

29

May

Charli XCX Bikini of the Day

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Charli XCX is pretty fucking clever on her quest of becoming famous, because once you get to a certain level of celebrity, where people think you are relevant enough to perform at their events, getting in the media suddenly becomes easy, all she has to do is wear short skirts, see through tops, thong panties, and own it…I guess we can add BIKINIS to the mix…cuz she does that too….

All these years later, Charli XCX is still an up and coming star..with her tits out….and she’s really not all that impressive or interesting….even when on stage doing her version of a slutty Lady Gaga pretending to be a performing artist who puts on some sexual show involving her grabbing at her tits…..but her social media titty content is alright, I’d just be more into it if it was full pussy out nudes, but I feel that way about every post I do – it must be tireseome to read – as if you fucking read.

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2019

29

May

Chiara Bianchino Naked of the Day

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Chiara Bianchino is some Instagram model thot which in the event you didn’t know is the new celebrity….that doesn’t even need to be a celebrity – their fake followers is their legitimacy – and it makes them think they are more important than they are…just what we need – is to give a girl who thinks she is hot – acknowledgement that she’s hot – so that she can be fucking annoying about it.

This one only has 30k followers, so she’s basically the lowest level of “influencer” but she probably scams free products from brands, to seem like she’s got more going on than she actually does….or she just fucks rich dudes to get her to the places she needs to be to capture that perfect moment….and image…of her naked somewhere new and expensive.

It’s repetitive, but I can never be bored of girls getting naked. THAT IS A FACT.

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2019

29

May

Kara Del Toro Lingerie of the Day

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Kara Del Toro is the new, possibly old, Guess? Girl…which is exciting because it means that Paul Maciano, despite Kate Upton’s claim of rape, and his weird perversion for Gigi Hadid that helped her get started in this career, has not shut down his business and dude is still cashing in

She looks like an LA based Sugar Baby….who is pretending to be a model…and I guess getting occasional gigs to keep that storyline alive for her sugar daddies and other rich connected people to accept her as more than just a sex worker.

I guess the real question is whether she is married to Benicio Del Toro….or Guillermo Del Toro or if she is her daughter…..

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2019

29

May

Olivia Culpo Tits of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is showing off her instagram tits, cuz tits get hits, and she’s been clever in building her profile so that people don’t view her as some bottom feeder using her tits for attention, but instead following her because of her fashion stories, her access to events and the fact that she’s an all American pageant girl who uses her instagram celebrity to get with as many NFL players as she can, because NFL Players are her fetish and I guess the fetish to a lot of American slutty girls from New England, where being the chick into sports, and the chick with sports DEEP up into them is a thing….a sign of status that cocktail waitressed and HOOTER GIRL Dream of….and I guess that Olivia Culpo dreams of…anything to get more attention to herself as whatever the fuck it is that she is…all brand friendly and making money off this instagram thing….weirdness..

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2019

29

May

PopThatPussyChallenge is the Hashtag of the Day

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Social media is a wonderful place..and after finding Baddie…I came across the POPTHATPUSSY Challenge….which is a nice reminder that instagram is pretty hardcore, pretty gutter, pretty amazing, because girls are whores as a general blanket statement that applies to all girls I’ve ever met, and if you give them a camera to film themselves in actions, they will 98 percent of the time turn to sexualizing themselves cuz that’s what their mental capacity allows for….even the smart ones, with degrees from colleges who have good jobs can’t help trying to be hot, and sharing that hotness they feel with their audience…..and it doesn’t just take influencers or people with millions of fans to be a whore…it just takes being a woman..

So the POPTHATPUSSY challenge is exactly what I expect of Facebook / Instagram cuz people are perverts…

But it’s what the pretend doesn’t happen, or what isn’t the foundation of why their platform works.

We are all fucking perverts….

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2019

29

May

Sammi Hanratty Topless of the Day

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Sammi Hanratty topless again…..

So if she’s doing the same hustle for attention – tits out to get noticed – why should I bother writing a new post on her….

I don’t have any real insight on her, other than that she’s under 25…but looks like she’s 12…which you perverts fucking like….and I guess knows how to make that work for her…..

She was in Shameless…and who the fuck cares what else…and now she’s doing black and white titty pics cuz it’s art to increase her profile so that one day maybe she will get to be the academy award winner she wants to be..a legitimate actress….it could happen since movies producers like young slutty girls with followers….it’s the Miley and Bella Thorne strategy to success that a lot of copycats are out there doing….and that I appreciate for being out there doing it….

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2019

29

May

Shailene Woodley Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Annoying activist Shailene Woodley, who I just assumed was a lesbian until she shocked us all with some athlete boyfriend who she was madly in love with, has her tits out for a magazine…not quite her tits out at the level we’d want them to be out…you know like in her movie where she played a sailing woman lost at sea….where there was at least one scene of her tits….I assume I posted that scene HERE….but there’s some cleavage, and to the virgin loser who visits a site like this, it’s safe to assume that is enough…

So when Shailene Woodley is not getting arrested protesting oil pipelines in North Dakota or whatever else she’s attached herself to…she’s out promoting herself as some kind of model…for the fans, the perverts, the people….and this is what that looks like..

UPDATE – Didn’t feel like giving her a whole new post, cuz she’s boring, but she wore this outfit to a premiere last night and looked crazy….

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2019

29

May

Bad Bunnie Does Instagram Booty Shaking ARt like the Artist she Is of the Day

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Her name is Bad Bunnie …she’s from instagram, where she posts her ass shaking in various states of undress, and as much as I love whores and their ability to create their personal brand on social media by being a whore, because I like to see the content, the more vulgar the better…as a whole generation fall into some weird category of being a fetish model that people jerk off to, and an exhibitionist…

I just hate that Facebook / Instagram / who sell everyone’s data and are a publicly traded, multi billion dollar company, that everyone uses….try to censor and control some of us, while letting others basically post their asshole.

It’s like be consistent, and be the porn site you actually are, to the people looking for this shit…and be the animal site for people looking for animals, and be the fashion site for those into fashion…

There’s no need to POLICE anything, I mean the most accurate microcosm of society online is these platfomrs, let them evolve into the dark and dirty place the human condition likes to go…cuz it’s human.

This pretending you’re something you’re not is pretty irritating across the board….I need consistency in the evil corporation I give all my data to…

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2019

29

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you ever have the opportunity to have sex with a hot chick, the best move you can do is not get hard.

I know that dudes out there fear not getting hard….as much as they fear pre-mature ejaculation, especially with a hot chick that they’ve managed to trick into sex….but the reality is very fucking simple to grasp and that is if you can’t get hard for the girl….and play it off like she’s the reason why…especially if she’s hot and has never seen that happen…you will fuck her ego up so hard that she’ll be dying to fuck you again to prove that she’s hot – to herself. It’s like bring out her competitive spirit…

The ultimate mind fuck…is getting that hot girl to fuck and not being able to fuck her….TRUST…not that you’ll ever fuck that hot girl, but in the event that you do…cuz you NEVER know…

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