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2024

22

Feb

X-Tina in Some Fuck Me Boots of the Day

Christina Aguilera may be another one of these old timers trying to make that comeback because she sees how easy it is for a pile of shit like Taylor Swift to make a billion dollars with no talent, just some relatable to retard lyrics about love and a mid-ranged look that made her feel like the middle of the road girl she really is, amplifying the relatable.

So she’s pulled off some serious weightloss, is doing a Vegas show to dip a toe back into performing and despite being 45, still looks hot to me….I figure the years of rest and doing nothing has allowed her to preserve coupled with botox and other non-invasive things these people do to look like botched porn chicks who carry all that porn damage on their shoulders…

I’m a fan of X-Tina, I think pop culture should have evolved a little more than it has, I mean it’s always the same old guard the last 20 years, the new blood just doesn’t penetrate on the same level, even though they grew up on porn and penetrate on other levels…

Point of the story, we need new icons, but at least this old one is still worth cumming on her glasses.

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2024

22

Feb

Hilary Duff’s Pregnant Squat of the Day

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There’s something really satisfying about watching a pregnant bitch struggling to pick up something she dropped in front of people who saw her drop it, knowing that if she doesn’t pick it up, she’ll be seen as an evil polluter, but when she does do it, she looks hilarious in the struggle, too hilarious to offer your help because you enjoy the cummed inside, sex to completion because she’s a pervert sexualized at a young age pig mid struggle.

Hilary Duff is pregnant again, possibly her third or fourth time with as many dudes….and there’s probably a fetish in that alone, but I’m sticking to my mom to be struggle squat instead!

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2024

22

Feb

Phoebe Price Needs to Go Viral Again of the Day

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I heard someone say something along the lines that if you keep on showing up, with conviction, with a plan, with a goal, with a dream, that eventually it will happen for you….

As someone who spends at least 5-10 minutes on this site every single day, I don’t fully embrace that attitude, maybe if I made millions off this dog shit, I’d say that anyone can show up and make something of themselves, but the truth is, you have to show up to something marketable and that can make money, otherwise you’re showing up for a circle jerk with no crackers to cum on.

But I do hope that it works out for Phoebe Price, because that girls shows up. She produces her half naked content, knowing dudes are perverts and that it is cheap likes and follows, but pretending her views are not about her half nakedness…because these people are delusional as a breed of people….

Haters will say that she’s out of touch, that she’s desperately trying to stay relevant, maybe that she thinks she’s hot and that is out there embarrassing herself daily as she tries to navigate the social media….

But she’s showing up, and someone should find her and help her take it to the next level, because her weirdness may be uncomfortable, it may be stripped down, it may be gross, shameless and all that is wrong in the world of not giving up on dreams….she may be old….but she deserves the worlkd!

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2024

22

Feb

Rihanna Titty Outtakes Goin Viral of the Day

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Rihanna is old and fat now. I can’t imagine anyone is jerking off to her, but there was a time when people bought into her alien forehead and went along with her being a babe, thanks to aggressive marketing that has made a lot of people a lot of money.

She may still do the occasional big tit, cuz she’s a big broad, content to push her billion dollar underwear brand that for a minute was out pacing Victoria’s Secret because direct to consumer shit is more lucrative than old school mall shit, especially when an influential influencer like Rihanna is pushing it….but I can’t imagine anyone really wants to see it.

So she had some old pics of her tits leaked and it’s going viral, people are sharing, a “REMEMBER WHAT WAS”…”this is better than what’s now”….and really I don’t know how old this shit actually is, it could be during her old fat years but edited, the internet is a fucking liar and I hate it.

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2024

22

Feb

Sydney Sweeney’s Red Dress Milking of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney’s like the one cow in the village after a natural disaster who still has the ability to be milked, because every motherfucker in that town is trying to milk it, but in Sweeney’s case that town is Hollywood and the tits being milked aren’t for 30 dollar smoothers from EREWOHN or whatever that place it’s called, they are being milked to get young people to watch shit movies….

Earlier in the week, Sweeney was at the People’s Choice awards and she decided to wear a distracting red dress with her big milkers out on display as they are in anything she does, since they are her secret weapon and gift….

The red dress keeps popping up while she’s popping out on my feed…so I figure I should put it on my actual feed, since this is MY website and I curate this bullshit..

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2024

22

Feb

Christie Brinkley’s 70 Year Old Tits of the Day

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I guess this isn’t really news since it was posted 2 days ago and all the women’s blogs that target old diaper wearing ladies on FB have already celebrated Christie Brinkley. even though you’d expect those diaper wearers to get mad that one of their peers, equal in age, is still flaunting her tits like it was the 80s….when they hated her for being hotter than them then…so they can hate her for being hotter than them now…which is’t saying much since they’re 70…

She’s clearly MOOCHING off Billy Joel’s comeback tour, you know since she was his UPTOWN girl who is probably still living off his money….

Or maybe she’s just a titty model who only knows how to be in content with her tits…

Either way, it’s a test of your desperation, your perversion, your commitment to a cause…because in no world should anyone be jerking off to 70 year olds, unless they are 85 year olds in the same home as them on BONER pills.

For anyone willingly admitting that they’d fuck this, myself included, you’re demented….but the INTERNET made us this way….WHO CAN WE SUE FOR COMPENSATION…

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2024

22

Feb

Filip Madalina Ioana is the Instagram Of The Day

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When they say YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO BE…

Or that ANYONE CAN MAKE IT, YOU JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE….

You should take a cold hard look at the people of the internet who have the millions of followers, the millions of dollars, and really analyze them to see that they are right, literally any retard can make it as anything…idiots become dot com billionaires, fat chicks become models, ugly chicks become the face of beauty brands, the KARDASHIANS pull off their witchcraft and game the world….

ANYONE can make it, but it helps when you have tits.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

22

Feb

Val Cortez is the Instagram Of The Day

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Her name is Val Cortez, which sounds more like a tourist destination or experience offered at your All Inclusive in a Spanish Country. You know the excursion they are up-selling, and I don’t mean the dudes who sell cocaine and hookers on the beach, I mean the legitimate tour guides because in French Canada, VAL means Valley and I can only assume it means the same thing in Spanish, because I am ignorant….

So this VAL CORTEZ may not be an epic hike to see waterfalls, but that doesn’t mean her TIT valley between her MOUNTAINOUS TITS isn’t relevant or that she doesn’t GUSH like a waterfall for the best paying customer….

It just means her name is probably Valerie, Valeria, Valentine, Valens, VALGINA, VALUTERUS, VALANUS, Valveeta, VALARIUS, Valforagoodtime you know the standard VAL names…

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

21

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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The problem with the grocery store, which is my only social activity due to a fat as fuck overeating wife who always wants cake….is that I never really get to smell the wonderful essence of a sexually aroused woman that you’d want to smell at the grocery store because you’re a man, and thus an animal and a pervert who likes the idea of inhaling boner-giving pheromones…

In part, because I’m like George Floyd and can’t breathe thanks to all the mold Ilive in….but I can breathe well enough to smell all the shitty old lady diapers around me doing self checkout like they work for the place even though they don’t get an employee discount…

Those ladies are basically the opposite of a hot woman’s sexually aroused scent or at least the future of that hot woman will become when her sexually around scent turns into pissing and shitting herself..

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2024

21

Feb

Brie Larson’s Selfie of the Day

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Brie Larson made the mistake of posting this selfie, where she looks like the weird refugee that landed in your elementary school back when you were a kid and not used to immigration, you know where she dressed like a fucking lunatic because of her communist background where they don’t learn how to dress themselves…but now that they get all that free donated clothes they can be as creative as their autism allows….

She’s looking rough, she’s looking like a retard given free will because she’s rich and can run her own life, but most importantly, she looks menopausal…like the crazy old lady at the home….

So don’t buy into her being some hot A-Lister…this selfie says ALL…

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