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2019

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Parents who let their kids run around naked or half naked at the beach or pool blow my mind…I get the whole hippie nudist thing is a nice idea or concept…and that nudity isn’t something to shame especially at such a young an innocent age…but there are fucking pervert pedophiles out there…don’t make it easy for them cuz you’re a fucking granola eating fuck.

It’s an unfortunate situation, but like I tell all the instagram girls who get naked in the photos on instagram, in some political stance bullshit…..that’s all very well and good that you’re on a mission to prove nudity is not a crime and should not be censored…but the audience is still jacking off to you cuz nudity to 98 percent of us….is pornographic and gets us off….

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Girl Pissing in a Walmart
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Ellen the Lesbian Show Is on Another 3 Years
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Country Rap Star Ruining my 9.99 Wranglers – Bought Billy Ray Cyrus an Expensive Car
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Margot Robbie – So Boring
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Naked Black Playboy Chick
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Everyone Thinks Moby is a Rapist
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People are Pumped on this Pet sitter Caught being a Slut on the Pet Cam
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Accidental Titty Flash
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2019

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw this sour faced angry as fuck woman sitting in a bar….with her husband….I assumed he had cheated on her, or maybe spent the house money on porn and strippers and cocaine…either way she was pissed….then I realized that he was missing an arm…maybe he was a soldier….maybe it was a mining accident or a fishing accident…or maybe because it is Canada…a snow removal accident….I realized that clearly her anger stems from her getting that stump arm in the vagina every night…

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Dua Lipa Grabbing at her Panties
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Naked Athlete of the Day
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Jamie Oliver’s Restaurants Go Broke….He’s Still Rich…
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Frankie Bridge – Weird Nip Slip
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The Hoff’s Day Off…
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Drunk Lady Plays with a Possom…
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Chinese Man Wakes Up Penis Cut Off…
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Don’t Ask Tarantino About Why He Killed off Margot Robbie in the Movie…
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Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Premiere
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Some Bitch Named Kaitlyn Denver
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Naomi Scott in a Disney Princess Dress
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2019

May

Margot Robbie Hard Nipples of the Day

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Margot Robbie is in Cannes promoting the new Quentin Tarantino movie where she gets cut up like Sharon Tate.

She’s out in a white bathing suit, a one piece…smart choice…in part because it jacks up the cunt the way you like it….but also because it is see through when wet, at least in my fantasies, cuz ever since my high school friend’s got a pool and his sister would come swim with us in a white bathing suit I am sure she had no idea showed off how shaved she kept her cunt….I’ve been a fan….

So for 40 years…White bathing suits have been the only bathing suit to me…and Margot Robbie and her hard nipples living out my bathing suit fetish is the best version of Margot Robbie besides Wolf of Wall Street Nudes..

Even though, I think Margot Robbie is a large, dumpy, pile of shit of an actress and the only reason I can assume she is famous is from a good, solid, dick suck skill set…because like Jennifer Lawrence…she’s terribly fucking AVERAGE….

That’s about all I have to say about that….which is enough…..I’d insert a poll here to see if you agree but I don’t care about you….it’s all about me…and for the record I don’t care about me either. That’s why I’m drinking right now.

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2019

May

Jordyn Jones Tits of the Day

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Jordyn Jones still being slutty at this music festival cuz that is the whole point of music festivals, especially EDC…and I guess the whole point of Jordyn Jones…who is she again? and I guess the whole point of all women because that’s why they have tits and a pussy hole people…to SEDUCE MEN INTO MAKING BABIES IN THEM THAT THEY ABORT CUZ BABIES SUCK…or KEEP cuz they are 30 and like the idea of a monthly check from a rich guy for 18 years….

Again, nothing to do with Jordyn Jones and her exciting costume…but really who cares about Jordyn Jones man, when we can talk about young girls getting abortions cuz they like being cummed inside like in the creampie porn they used to watch in the Sixth grade….you generation of fucking pervs….

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2019

May

Faith Schroder Slutty of the Day

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I’m surprised nobody has called Children’s Aid on Faith Schroder’s parents yet, her mother encouraging her and CAMBRIE to be this slutty….tits fully out in a wife-beater on social media…all for attention and hits and audience to validate their trash existence…you know the mom wanted fame and fortune and knows how important it is to be a slut…sure she settled on Ricky Schroder rather than a real celeb but she can extend that knowledge to her kids to carry the whore flame into the future…

I do not even know if she is 18, yet her self expression and really publicly traded Instagram Faceebook is condoning this shit….

It’s like maybe, just maybe….they are evil pornographers who found a loop hole so that they don’t get arrested for the fetish content they release to the world….

Point being…this may be the style, it may not be a big deal…and if it’s safe for Facebook it’s safe for here…

I just find the whole content production to get famous as crazy as the face injections teens get to look like 45 year old strippers…

NUTS. All Nuts…

That said, her mom probably ices her nipples….

Crazy Times!

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2019

May

Michelle Rodriguez Almost Pussy Slip of the Day

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Yes Michelle Rodriguez is still alive….and ape like…
MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ fucking loves Cannes.

Every fucking year, like clockwork, girl climbs the rope ladder on the cliffs in a bikini….and every year…she looks more and more like a dude….LESBIANISM does that.

Maybe the French are an accepting people that believe in transgender women having the right to go topless….because for a while, MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ was basically a fucking man…and whenever people would tell me they found her hot…I’d have to explain to them, and walk them through the simple fact that they’re clearly closeted queers….

I am sure this is my 14th Michelle Rodriguez in Cannes in a Bikini post…wait…how about I check it out…I got nothing else going on….

HOW ABOUT

2007…. 2011… 2011 Again… 2012…. 2014…. 2018….

Either way, this hispanic fucking loves Cannes and Luxury….and is not at all where you’d probably expect her….working at a Mexican restaurant making corn tortillas….cuz she’s famous, and fancy, and famous…

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2019

May

Charli XCX Nipples of the Day

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Charli XCX with her nipples out in this see through bra…

Her name was her MSN Handle which may bring post traumatic stress to some of you weirdos who had sex with so many fat girls thanks to MSN over the years when MSN was a thing….while others will think of it as the glory days of internet seduction…before Facebook really took over and robbed us of our anonymity….

I remember talking to strippers on MSN….cam girls…one who would vacuum her house naked while I watched…the technology was there back then…it was all we needed but then people got narcissistic and felt the need to have basically a billboard of themselves where they can share their inner thoughts and post their bikini pictures permanently – so that they don’t have to wait for someone to ask to send the pics…they can just permanently exist online..

Either way, I don’t give a fuck about Charli XCX, which I why we are talking about MSN here….see through bra or whatever is whatever….all so repetitive and dumb.

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2019

May

Monster Khloe Kardashian Pussy Print aka Tuck Game of the Day

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How much tuck tape went into securing this monster’s dick between her ass cheeks before she oiled up her gross body like the pig at the fair that she is and slid into this latex suit?

This isn’t a pussy print, this is the definition of a strong tuck game.

You probably don’t remember the 2 weeks I was running an Amazon Affiliate program on the site….I got commission of all you idiots buying cat food and other things…and I’d click bait you in by posting up their weird products…my favorite was the prosthetic vagina for trans to get a strong TUCK game…like this dude.

She’s a Kardashian. She can afford the best of the best gender re-assignment products…her stepdad is one of the leaders in the industry of cutting off your genitals cuz you’re mental…

Her biological father – OJ Simpson would probably not be as proud as he would be if she chose to play football like him…you know show off that black cock to all the white girls before killing them like daddy did….but instead…he gets this…cuz OJ just can’t win….

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2019

May

Chanel Westcoast Nipple of the Day

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I once wrote:

I write about Chanel Westcoast….if you consider this writing…I mean I know it’s words, but it’s not really in any official language, we think it’s english because that’s what I speak, but I am sure it wouldn’t do very well in an English class, maybe the third grade level, but luckily no one on the internet reads…they communicate with EMOJI and GIF…and those who do read…or who end up on this site….probably have a third grade level of reading aptitude…so luckily…we’re in this together…

So…I “write” about Chanel Westcoast…but don’t really know her, or what she does, or what she’s about, or if she’s got any real success as a rapper, or if she’s sold any albums or if she makes money….but I do know that she does post some racy, slutty, a little too KArdashian inspired pics for my liking to social media…because people like to emulate trends and what works, rather then trying to define their own trends…it’s the American cookie cutter, do what people are comfortable school of branding…and as a pervert, into girls in bikinis taking shameless pics of themselves because no one else cares enough to…I approve of whatever message she’s trying to send on her social media, not that I read any of the captions, people don’t read anymore…GIFS and EMOJIS….and NOODZ….only.

I’ll stand by that, why bother re-writing the same thing, cuz Chanel Westcoast posted her nipple in a sheer slut outfit on instagram this morning -but it doesn’t make my opinion of her or her career as a Secretary on a Reality show that is no more….any more interesting, visionary or worth reading.

She’s a bitch from a reality show trying to keep things moving forward and she’s using her tits. It’s good. I am glad I can find this kind of content all over social media. It makes websites like this obsolete! The future is now, and this is 2004 right here…

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2019

May

Ariel Winter’s Fitness Crop Top of the Day

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After seeing that obese woman in shorts…bending over to show me her soul, and by soul I mean heat rash on cellulite ridden legs and a saggy cunt….I realized how important it is for these girls to shape the fuck up…whether they are ugly troll looking thick neck weird faced girls with a set of rebuilt tits after cutting off her tits or not….JUST DO NOT BE A FAT cunt….even if your cunt looks fat cuz it’s the last place to lose the weight on your body…

What I am trying to say is…Ariel Winter may not look good, her body weird….but at least she’s not fat anymore cuz fat is fucking terrifying…when it’s looking you square in the face from where it shits from…

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