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2019

10

May

Jojo Gets Racy of the DAy

Jojo – the almost forgotten but never forgotten starlet who perverts liked cuz she was underage at the peak of her fame…and who still exists thanks to social media…is like any other girl on social media…in that she will post her hard nipples and panty selfie she finds herself hot in for immediate feedback cuz narcissists get off on people getting off to them…and despite the media making sex a bad thing but violence a good thing…we’re all a bunch of fucking perverts, and a lot of us need to be the receivers of the perv content ….”the audience” if you will cuz we’re lazy..while others need to be the producers of the perv content….because they are exhibitionists with hidden agendas who like to be jerked off to.

Jojo…is the latter…..this is probably the hottest we’ve seen her big child star tits…thank god her mom raised her to be a sex worker but in Hollywood where there are bigger pay days than a night working the strip club…because clearly she gets it..

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2019

10

May

Naya Rivera’s Topless of the Day

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Geraldo’s daughter – Naya Rivera was some Affirmative Action cast member of Glee, you know the show that featured people of every race, size, disability, ailment. From Obese to Wheel Chair bound, to Alopecia Albino Diabetic with an Amputated Foot Tranny Who Is Experimenting with Heterosexual relationships (Lea Michele)….cuz it makes for good TV…..

She got fired from that shit because TRANS “THAT DUDE LEA MICHELE” who still makes some noise on social media…didn’t like sharing the spotlight with the hotter ethnic girl with the real vagina…

All this happened years ago, and Naya was forgotten…but for some reason I follow her on social media and she posted her tits – cuz “Notice Me” “I’m empowered”….

I know she’s some hood, half Peurto Rican and half Black, a product of a stage mom who was trying to launch a career of her own in Hollywood, but who instead pimped out her daughter….who has had a series of weird breakdowns and scandals back home….getting arrested for domestics or whatever…but at least she does one thing right…

POSTS HER TITS….cuz that’s what girls do.

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2019

10

May

Krysten Ritter – Ready To Drop Pregnancy Bikini of the Day

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Krysten Ritter is prengnat – who knew….

She is in a bikini, ready to drop, looking big as fuck, and I guess some people find this hot…people who never knocked up a woman cuz woman don’t want to breed with them…but always wanted a family….socially awkward people…cuz she plays a comic book character…and fans of comic books fucking love the vagina in those comic books…and by default they also love the people who star in the TV, Movie or Nefflix version..

She’s got a bit of a dark vibe, clearly into fucking, cuz she made a dude cum in her, creampie motherfuckers…and this is the STD result of that…

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2019

10

May

Caylee Cowan Instagam Blowjob Girl of the Day

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These daft twats are so instagram oriented that they are just looking for the next shocking video or content piece they can come up with using their tiny half retard brains…to generate views and show personality…that they can just delete after it gets the intended result…

One of he friends says “are you gonna post it” like that is their first thought when on camea, ratherr than living in the moment, and of course she’s gonna post it, that’s why she’s doing it.

So they sexually assault whatever it is in her had and simulate a blowjob for her friends and fans…in a “silly” “sex positive” spun way….when really you’re just being a whore…

Caylee Cowan has 300k followers, livs in LA, is from LA, is trying to make it as an actor…she’s done nothing important…was cast as “PinUp girl” and “Waitress”….and is now an instagram dick sucker cuz she knows her place….

Show them skills to get producers you follow to notice…

It’s the next generation of instagram nude…and the good news is that she’s got tits, knows her place in the world and how to get herself out there.

It is pretty silly though..but it’s a generation of this slutty behavior you can’t call slutty cuz it’s empowering…she is not alone..they arer all like this…and it’s kinda fun to watch knowing if this was a decade ago…she’d be way more boring.

When you’re last name is COW – you better have some UDDERS….

Dumbest thing to go Viral for though…cuz she posted it herself in a LOOK AT ME – LOOK AT ME Way…..bring the sex tape already.

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2019

10

May

Bar Refaeli Bikini of the Day

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Bar Refaeli for Israel Independence day….because it is apparently Isreal independence day….to celebrate stealing land from the Arabs and giving it to the Jewish people after Nazi Germany…..and Israel has been a huge part of all of our non-Jewish lives because our governments want that Middle-East oil and need strategic hubs to get it….

Not that I know anything about politics, or Palestine….other than the love all Jewish people in North America have for Israel, it is their home that they don’t live at and aren’t from, but when they go on their Birth Right Trips, they always have a good time all while never do the army training, but they donate money and attend charity events back home to send to Israel, so that they get the Tel Aviv summer on the beach with great food and hot women like Bar Refaeli experience…and can feel like they contribute….

I do know about tits, Jewish tits, and other tits…because I like tits, and Bar, despite being a mom of two after retiring back home in Israel with some rich local…to live her Israeli life after her tax evasion scandal…still looks about as doughy as she’s always been…but doughy in a good way thanks to the tits.

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2019

10

May

Bottom of the SI Barrel Girls in Staged Paparazzi Pics in Bikinis of the Day

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Here are 3 of the very bottom of the barrel SI Swimsuit girls in bikinis in a staged paparazzi photoshoot..Jasmine Sanders..Danielle Herrington..and some other girl I can’t name because she sent her lawyer after me over internet hate / cyber bully crimes for calling her out for what she looked like..

This is the battle of just how broken and weird we can get to polarize into being marketable…by pretending to be empowered when really they know they truth…and that is that they are just milking the fuck out of they hype that they have generated and the fact that able bodied people feel bad not viewing retardations as beautiful…so they package them as beautiful…

I don’t know, but these staged shit is terrifying, like some nightmare or horror version of Charrlie’s Angel….and I can’t imagine this being interesting to ANYONE…

Hailey Clauson was there too..

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2019

10

May

Kitrysha Naked of the Day

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This broad Kitrysha is always naked….

It just never fucking ends with her, she’s on this hustle, that I am sure is finally working for her…just nude in shoots daily, releasing them to instagram, and gaining some traction…but what’s the end game if we’ve all seen your cunt…

Is it to get into porn, or is it to try to go mainstream…maybe get cast on a reality show along with the 10s of thousands of other trashy girls getting naked on social media…instead of Naked and Afraid…it’s called Naked and Trying to get Paid but not as a sex worker, but rather an empowered woman taking ownership of her body and giving it away for free in hopes men will pay to see it or fuck it eventually…even though we’ve already seen it…

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2019

10

May

Nina Agdal Searching for Her Missing Chromosome of the Day

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Nina Agdal giving herself a self breast exam, as she searches for her missing chromosome in her bikini….

Or maybe this is just her mooching off the brand association of being part of Sports Illustrated swim for so many years, even once sharing the cover….as it has been the ONLY thing she’s ever done in her life that she has been able to milk to feel important and even date Leo DiCaprio for about 10 minutes…before settling with Christie Brinkley’s loser son who understands her cuz his mom is a whore and he has access to his dad’s billions….

Boring.

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2019

10

May

Samantha Hoopes Big Fake TIts Battle Pregnancy of the Day

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Safe to say the pictures of this pig in Si Swimsuit were taken some time ago..and I say pig because we all remember her sex tape where she lets her poor little dog lick some dudes cum off her, cum that she was paid to receive for being a 20k a day hooker…..that’s the rumor anyway….

But now she’s found love, or at least strategically placed that cum inside her uterus where it belongs when you’re a slutty sex worker….I guess being 45 years old, at least in her face, she’s had no real choice but to get knocked up before it’s too late and she misses her chance she was given when cast for SI despite looking like a stripper…to be set for life…

This is her being strategic ….with baby in womb cuz that’s how being a sex worker who presents herself as a model works.

It is safe to say these bikini pics are scheduled in line with the release of SI Swimsuit….because get the hype you can to polarize your story….ride that SI Swim fame like you were Kate Upton or Christie Brinkley….while rocking an aggressive muppet face.