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2024

10

Jan

Bella Hadid Brings the Bikini Selfie of the Day

This isn’t really big news to anyone in the world, since Bella Hadid is a bit of an overrated monster, but I am sure a few people who are weirdo fans of hers have noticed that the over-saturated, over-exposed, over covered fake as fuck model they tried to trick us into thinking was a high end super model and not just some rich kid who was connected to the industry thanks to having followers at a time when people didn’t have followers. She’s a fraud people.

But yeah, she was everywhere, all the time, her really weird look that has been altered by modern science but that was treated like a natural beauty fell off. She was everywhere, then she was no where, now she’s back.

Some say it was rehab, others say she got her dick cut off, some say it was mental health break, others say it was her Lyme disease….I saw she was getting her face altered in a way that makes her look like she’s on Star Trek, some forehead flap of skin hanging over her eyes in a freakish fucking way and despite being skinn with tits, her’s demonic….HOT.

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2024

10

Jan

Bhad Bhabie is in the Shitty Position of the Day

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Bhad Bhabie is some viral meme thanks to Dr Phil, you know like Dr Phil’s moustache but with more of a fishy smell. When she was a kid she went viral for saying Catch Me Outside in a ghetto way, part of some act or the product of white girls exposed to hiphip in their suburban white trash lives….people laughed, Bhad Bhabie cried, then she got rich off being the meme.

She then got even richer when she dropped an OnlyFans, because really what else was the whore to do but whore, and this is the content she apparently produces for the paying customers, and there are a lot of paying customers, she’s making millions a year off this basic shit.

I did a quick google and she’s apparently pregnant now, so this is pre-pregnancy smut…so you can revel in the Amy Winehouse looking gutter trash squatting like she’s about to have diarrhea on stage at your local bargain basement strip club. SUPER hot….at least hotter than her IRC pregnancy content…

She’s young and rich all thanks to perverts in this porn generation with a credit card. Thanks!

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2024

10

Jan

Sarah Houchens is the Instagram Of The Day

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The great thing about the internet is that all these girls are trying to get famous, which means you can end up in a park, at a grocery store, at a kid’s birthday party at a McDonalds and see a group of women with their pants bulled up inside them like a butt plug, trying to get the picture for social media, too busy to notice you masturbating to them as the create their content….

That’s about the only great thing about the internet…the porned up normies who don’t know how to handle themselves in the world…

I am not saying that this girl is a product of the whole weirdness or pornographic internet but she’s half naked and taking these kinds of pics, to be an empowered enough women to appreciate you sexualizing her, the way nature intended…and that’s the great thing about the internet.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

10

Jan

Giulia Ottorini is the Instagram Of The Day

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Since the girls of the internet want to get noticed, you should do your part in attempting to notice them.

There’s an endless stream of girls trying to get noticed on the internet, they all blend into each other, and that’s not always a bad thing because it raises the stakes higher and higher in order for them to get noticed….

So do you part and spend all your time scrolling through the endless sea of content to find the ones you like, you are a modern day Christopher Columbus and this is your NEW WORLD discovery….only it will probably cost you a lot of money and you’ll get nothing out of it…but that’s ok, you’re a loser and used to that outcome to your efforts….

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

09

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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The problem with the world is that we don’t all live on a topless beach, which for a pervert like me who really just wants to stare at tits all day because ultimately it’s an addiction, I’m left empty and wanting more, alone and full of sadness, anxiety, remorse and even mourning the dreams of tits that could have been.

If anything, it’s a negative impact is affecting my mental health and since the government is allocating so many resources to help people with mental health issues, you know to make their lives better, from subsidized therapy or medication or even surgeries to alter their genders….it’s only fair to want them to give us the titties….government funded titties…

I don’t know where I will start, but I think this is my calling, my purpose, my activism for 2024….TITS FOR MENTAL HEALTH….and I’ll guilt a bunch of girls to show their tits or expose their tits as part of the program, so that they can feel like they are involved, doing something, activists…like caring for the elderly and/or the retarded, or fostering kids or some shit…

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Rumer Willis is Finding Herself… In the Bathtub!
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Sultry Sensations: Barbara Palvin’s Allure in Love and Lemons’ Erotic Lingerie for Valentine’s 2024!
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KNEW I WAS FORGETTING SOMETHING
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‘I’m A Woman’ LOL (GIF)
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The 10 Worst Predictions Of All-Time
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Washington’s QB has a Girlfriend!
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Times when people’s faces said everything
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Insane incidents from the world of the internet
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Compilation of failed armed carjackings
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Horrifying Ghost Stories From Antarctica That’ll Chill You To The Bone
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Busty Lily Ivy
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BRAVE OR RECKLESS
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18 Items That Will Jump Start Your New Year Detox!
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Chloe Bailey’s Thirst Trapping!
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Very satisfying brand logo paintings
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Christina Milian … Epic Sideboob !
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Wait For It (GIF)
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30 Celebrities Who Stunned Everyone With Their 2024 Golden Globes Red Carpet Looks
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Taking a look at the Antarctic “city” filled with 4000 king penguins
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Taylor Mega shows us her sexy legs with crossed legs
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Couple Gets it On During National Anthem!
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Lindsay Lohan looks fetch on red carpet
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Michigan’s QB Has a Girlfriend!
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5 of the craziest jet-sonic booms caught on camera
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Gifts To Get the Lady In Your Life!
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Florence Pugh See Through to Nipple at the 81st Golden Globe Awards!
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Genevieve Morton Is Just Perfect For This Monday
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24 Dazzling Cosplay Girls Redefining Hotness
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Adult Star Lana Rhoades Is A Poet and Possibly a Pirate!
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Funniest fails by truckers compilation
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Taylor Swift – Out for dinner in Beverly Hills
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Valory Irene Upstairs Downstairs What A Staircase Scoreland
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Roxanne The Colors Of Love Backroom Casting Couch
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Veronica Zemanova Big Tits Bikini Pool
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‘Brazilian Twins’ with Denise And Debora Tubino via Playboy Plus
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Laetitia Casta – Harper’s Bazaar France
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Florence Pugh’s nipple in the Golden Globes
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Luàna Bajrami in The Land Within (2022)
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Busty Octokuro via Virtual Taboo
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I Don’t Blame Him (GIF)
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Instagram’s Most Notorious
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Unbelievable Polish model in premium nudes
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2024

09

Jan

Pornographer Drea De Matteo’s Bikini Top of the Day

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I love country music, so I guess it’s only fair that I turn to the mother of the a country music legend’s grandkids and stare at her fucking tits.

I didn’t watch the Sopranos, I know I am probably missing out on quality entertainment but the era that it was on TV, I didn’t have access to a TV and I spent my nights drinking until 5-6 am and there wasn’t really much time to keep track or commit to a TV show when I was having a hard enough committing to living, but not such a hard time committing to hard drinking.

So I only really know Drea De Matteo as the wife of Shooter Jennings, the entitled rich kid son of Waylon Jennings, who is the actual cool one and the mother of his kids, who now in her 50s has decided to do low level porn with the help of Bella Thorne and her mother.

I don’t know if this titty content is really the most exciting, like if you’d pay for it, it’d be annoying and I am amazed that with her level of celebrity people pay for her exclusive content like she matters, when she hasn’t mattered in a long time….but then I remember all the losers who fill the internet with credit cards and I remember how sad and lonely a place it is, where subscribing to the hot chick from the Sopranos 20 years ago is the only joy you get….and sexting with someone pretending to be here is good enough for the money you spend on it.

It’s all pretty dumb, but hey….tits in a bikini top.

Posted in:Drea De Matteo

2024

09

Jan

Sara Rosa Sfamurri is the Instagram Of The Day

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Sara Rosa Sfamurri is some exclusive content vendor of the internet with a hard face and even harder titties….that she likes to show off for her exclusive content that she sells and the whole thing would be more exciting with more holes…like buttholes…but you know, when positioned the way she’s positioned in terms of her business model, that is only something that happens with the right amount of money because she’s a product and we’re the consumer…this is the infomercial, the magazine ad, the couple booklet all designed to get you in the fucking store that is her monthly subscription fee.

Is she worth it, I mean some people may think she is, I’m not really one of those people, since porn is free on the intrnet and less scammy even with all the spam.’

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

09

Jan

Shawteemay is the Instagram Of The Day

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You kinda know when to expect when they name themselves “Shawtee”….like “shorty”…..a Kardashian ethnically ambiguous set of big round tits and a fat ass that is likely build off the belly fat sucked out of her and transplanted in her ass.

I’m not saying that Shawtee is a whore, I’d never imply such a thing, but she kinda is.

I find this look scary, but so many girls have this look so it must matter, or convert into dollars in some capacity, you know just keeping it classy and contributing to society with her art…and inspiration!

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

09

Jan

Halle Berry Does her Best Whitney Houston Impression of the Day

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Halle Berry is known in some parts as a culture vulture or a fraud. She feels like she has the license to do her version of blackface because her dad she never met was black. Raised in the white suburbs, she got cast for all the black roles, since they couldn’t do black face because that was racist, but using the whitest half black chick around meant it was ok, because people are confused in how racism works.

She’s basically like a white person doing a DNA test and seeing that 3 percent of their DNA is from Africa, and deciding that they are now black, only to offend every black person they come across, but carrying around the DNA results to prove to them that they aren’t mocking black people, but rather are a black person.

Meaning, when Halle channels an inner-city black person from the projects, she’s doing it in the same way some white all-american college water polo player would, but because of her skin tone and the sperm her mom took it’s ok.

Then there’s the Hollywood machine that ate her up and gave her all the hype black roles because they were racist and wanted to deal with a white chick that could pass for black….and the whole thing was marketed as inspiring to the black people of America and maybe it was…but I see it differently….

Well, she continues to do her black face content, this time doing her best Whitney Houston….a cultural icon who died in the tub….now get her another OSCAR…..or African penis statue she seems to like….because of her ethnic origins….or some shit…she’s inspiring.

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2024

09

Jan

Bella Thorne’s See Through Dress of the Day

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Bella Thorne is rocking a see through dress because she’s transitioned from Cheesy Disney kid that they all wanted at the time, to OnlyFans racy pervert exhibitionist they seem to want now.

She was probably one of the loudest celebrities to hop onto social media in an annoying way that rivaled the Youtuber. She even fake dated and partnered up with youtubers that were into leveraging her mainstream success, while she masterfully leveraged their online success.

She eventually realized that sleazy pics got the most views, launched an Onlyfans, proved the world how pervy she is, not that we didn’t think Disney Kids were pervy, we know how their parents got them there, it’s a competitive world.

She started selling the nudes online, which was once considered porno and would get you blacklisted, but is now considered marketing and a legit revenue stream….so she hasn’t been blacklisted like a McCarthy era communist party member…..

If anything, she’s now going to events with the tits out, because why bother wearing clothing when trying to capture the most clickbait clout you can.

I’m into that attitude.

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